seriously i want to follow you

I’ve had the BEST day! I spent it with the oh so chic @mrsemilynorris and wanted to properly #InstaIntro her to you. This is because 1. I freakin’ love discovering good new accounts to follow and 2. I love this community/industry/mad online world and think we should share the love ❤️. So, Emily is a mum of 3 handsome boys and she has a YT channel sharing seriously good life hacks, cleaning tips (I hate cleaning but get so addicted to these videos that I actually now joke with friends that I need to ‘get my Norris on’ when I tidy up!), daily routines and vlogs. Go over to her insta, show her some love and leave a ✨on her latest picture so I can show some of you some love back! #MumVloggers #ShareTheLove http://ift.tt/2B2jhZt

250 Follower Milestone!

Wow! I never thought that anyone would ever follow my blog, let alone an entire 250 people (give or take an indeterminate amount of pornbots, who will not be mentioned by name)! So, this is a shoutout to some really awesome people! (Seriously, go check out their blogs!)

(if you don’t see yourself here, it’s because the system wouldn’t let me tag you for some reason, and I deeply apologize. You’re appreciated greatly, and I want you to know that!)

My fantastic mutuals (These people are super great, and I want to be good friends with all of them!): @sempersmall @kiboiru @bran-ridire @c91099 @fluorescentfries @adorable-anime-girls @velvet-queen @meepy-ultra @opendoorleia @flannelflightsoffancy @pomarril @sao-rants @amanelilly-lillian @yazawanico @yayster-emblem @carnival-phantasm @the-man-who-sold-za-warudo @0takusharkguy @tonkatsu-pls @mangacafe @ashloogh @megumi-sakura @dashing-umi @xneonpaigex @pikasaur21 @aisildazzle @mxtsura @mrkookie9295 @thesneakiestlamp @xiaqua @hiratzuka

Some amazing followers (I see you a lot in my activity feed, and I really appreciate it! Thanks a bunch!): @hyaaargh @pinolillo1199 @more-zero-than-ace @firefang113 @kyubi10 @mendozana @how-i-met-your-magikarp @wedemboiz-bottomtext @krimeris

My terrific followers (These people were crazy enough to follow me, and I appreciate them!): @zephynight @jp823437 @teeaychcee @kokococi @hdujrb @grimdown @nathanielochotorena @superblaze1013 @hundredpercentfanboy @zooinks @frostbitx @maidkanna @discordorb216 @metacarpalmatinee @doodlex @leo-benas @tasumaki @frostingflames @core10120003 @slowlylovingruins @martsterfreexze @evangelifloss @naimadnight @m-penguin @anreddog @tempestghost @flumesaga @earione  @ejcor @meiisanegg @bacraut @davidtortus @rozenneko @dreadgrimm @killerqueenditethedust @anyltadelfuego @jest-harlequin @anotheruglyuser @canadianmapletea @shun87000 @share-animemes @herfainess @zanystudentthing236 @taylachu @maxwalpuski @answersquestionsnsuch @timeywimeywarrior @xskyviewtemplex @sempaibilly @waifusplit @iavenjqasdf @thermonuclearwarbear @centralotaku @sadiclegend @the-super-zero @weissbravessss @thedemonlordmatthew @awesomermtb @ghostbet-alch @pinklemonfruit @bettycrocks

Again, thank you all so much! It really means a lot that people would follow my silly little blog, and I never thought I’d get this far! 

Analyzing Osana: A Very Interesting Read.

Seriously. I want to shake this user’s hand. 

I’ll never admit to a soul where I follow Dev’s active discussions about Yandere Simulator. If you have seen my previous screen shots and recognize the site, then it would be obvious to you. However, If someone would ask me what site it is, I won’t tell. It’s just something I tend to keep quiet about, out of respect. 

There is a user by the name of Kokonie that submitted a theory, regarding Osana. Yandere Dev responded with the following:

Wow! You really analyzed things thoroughly!

I would love to tell you which theories are correct and which are incorrect, but it would be a spoiler.

Nice job putting the puzzle pieces together, though!

Kokonie’s theory is very well thought out, and I seriously need lessons. HAHA. And I’m going to share it all with you. 
Notes: Long read. The theory is strictly by Kokonie and ALL credit goes to them. I did not alter it in any way and simply copied and pasted what they said. 

Hi everyone! Welcome to yandere theory ! … well, a lot of peoples were wondering who is the mysetrious obsatcle ? …what the possible storyline of osana ? …and what’s the deal with the phone guy who is creeping osana ? ….

Well …this is the right post to read ! because we have theory based on hints and actuall game content and lore …so hope you’re satisfied…enough talking ! Let’s go ! D-dummy !…

Let’s begin with a flashy sassy popular girl …you know her right ? …musume ronshaku ! …

on friday’s event ,musume was tenting for dangerous rumor from osana herself…she said : “ i saw with a guy from another school…is he your boyfriend? ” well, osana sounds lile she actually hates this creep “ this guy is a total creep …i won’t date him if he was the last man on the earth ”

…well if she hates him this much …why does she goes out with him …the correst sentence is : she’s forced to ! …

by now, you might already know who’s the guy is… but i will remind you :

on osana’s phone call : a stalker was demanding from our tsundere girl something but she wasn’t intrested in it …however , he threatened her by doing something “harsh ” !?

I will explain what it is in the next part but now , who is this creep …he is stuck with an innocent rival girl everywhere and call her anywhere …

On “osana progress report and mission mode update” video : a shape of brown -haired guy with big nerd glasses were teased …

in these recent days , dev confirmed something in a comment of a post saying : “ the anime figures and the magical wand are from a show currently popular in yandere simulator ”

..anime figures in the gaming club ? Magical wand from the drama club ? …coincidence ? Well dev don’t do coincedences !

EDIT : on a yandere simulator blog post: dev said that osana ’s storyline will involve entering a room full of “anime posters ” …an otaku!?

…a popular show ? And a nerdy otaku boy ? …a boy who is super into but crazyly insanely into this show …but why osana ?

Dev teased two art work in “osana progress report and mission mode update ” video that look remarquably similar to osana but she seems like she’s wearing a disguising costume? A cosplay?

I can see a magical wand from the popular show dev described

This is the correct question and this is the most possibly correct answer is …He , this isnane boy, saw osana …how cute and similar to this popular show’s character and demands osana to cosplays for him threatening her !

What could the the threat be ? … well keep waiting a little bit … we have to find out first who is our OBSTACLE CHAN :

As the trello board that dev linked to : the mysterious obstacle is on osana related to do list : the list said that the character is 100% designed and 100% modelled but a lot of work need to be done (voices / animations/scripts…) …so it is unlikly but i can confirm that this character is not rival-chan…well she is too cute for a dangerois heroic girl that will make ot difficult to eliminate najimi-san…

My theory is that this girl is osana’s bestfriend and the previous martial art club leader…the reasons:

1) she is related to many osana’s stuff and she is confirmed to interact with osana multiple times … : osana’s bestie !

2)budo’s profile says that he has a crush on the previous martial art club leader and the mysterious obstacle is in the same self-defense category as budo …this is confirmed in a subreddit post by a dev comment …coincedence ? No!

In a progress report abt osana , a house layout were teased

…in the trello board; it was confirmed that it is related to osana’s storyline …

in yandere simulator needs sheets : the player must break into a family resident …the layout is modelled and models are in working faces …the layout of the house shows a target room with two point: red point and green point …

there is a sister room …

but why it is a sister room? …why not a brother room ? Why dev montioned it is a sister room ? He can instead make it an empty square with useless meaning

…but no …

there is a reason why it a sister room … i can say now that the mestyrious obstacle is the SISTER of the nerd that demand osana to cosplay a show’s character …the threat is abusing osana’s bestfriend!

Now i can rest in peace! Hopevyou’re as satisfied as me now ! Thank you for reading 🤓

hope dev enjoyed seening this because he as well as me , enjoys deep games with theories to search in like fnaf and hello neighor

…if you want to declare something …reply to me …you want a yandere theory …reply me too!

Let’s talk about that choke scene again

 (This post is inspired by the following post: https://thelawyerthatwaspromised.tumblr.com/post/167560905871/shinynewrevulsions-tiny-little-bird )

Back when I wrote this post, I went completely ballistic on Jonsa disproving every single scene except Littlefinger’s choke because that was the only scene which made me question seriously as to why it had happened from a logical perspective. Because LF wouldn’t have said a really stupid thing like “I love Sansa” to Jon and not expect consequences.

However I still had my doubts.

You see if Littlefinger did in fact wanted to confirm whether Jon had “intense feelings” for Sansa, I want to know when he realized that there was something like this going on between them. Yes it might be possible he might have had that epiphany off screen. But in show evidence was a bit weak in my opinion. Was it during the talk in Godswood? Or was it at the Great hall (KITN!!, Pardon, North is Yours)?

Now the assumption that Littlefinger could ask such a stupid question without planning for consequences is extremely weak, but given the nature of this season’s writing and my nature of being humongously cynical put me off and so I went ahead and imagined all the possibilities that Littlefinger might have thought of when he made the declaration to Jon.  I believe only these 3 possibilities exist.

  • Littlefinger was being an innocent cat making a simple proposition to Jon because he had helped him in war. Jon’s reaction took him completely by surprise. (Extremely weak assumption but possible)
  • LF knew about Jonsa and wanted to confirm. Jon’s reaction vindicated his theory.(Good assumption)
  • LF did not know about Jonsa. He just showed his ballsiness by declaring his love forSansa, unaware of what Jon might do. (This was possible and there was a good chance, but were there any precedents?)

Now let us consider the 2 parallels that the insp. post discussed. Ned’s choke and Cersei’s reaction. Both of them describe and answer the first 2 questions completely ( and to some extent the third question as well) on how Jon might have reacted to Littlefinger’s question.

But still something was missing. Something which could complete this theory. Answer all those questions completely in a way in which there would be no doubt that this scene was no coincidence at all.

And then it hit me.

I may have been extremely careful in regarding and disregarding every other parallel but somehow I had missed the single most important parallel that the show gave us in that scene.

You see the truth did not lie within the subtext, it lied within the fucking text.

I suddenly remembered how the dialogue of that scene began.

  ” I delivered his bones myself………”

And then, right there, I had found the final puzzle piece.

I then remembered the scene where LF delivered Ned’s bones to Catelyn Stark. I remembered that he in fact had ballsily re-declared his love for her and Cat rebuffed him in a similar strikingly threatening way.

In more ways than one Jon’s reaction to Littlefinger( initial anger to final threat) is very similar to Catelyn’s reaction.

Both the scenes played somewhat similarly.

Cat: LF finds that the man between him and his woman is dead. Tries to reassert his position with the woman. Woman angrily rebuffs him and tells him he is wrong

Jon: LF believes there is no man between him and his woman. Jon angrily rebuffs him saying that he is wrong and there is still one man standing.

So here we have the ultimate trifecta of a Ned parallel, a Cat parallel and apparently a Cersei parallel as well. All in the same scene. I will also go ahead and say that the reactions given by Cat, Cersei and Jon are the only ones in the entire show ( I believe, I don’t know about the books however since I haven’t read them) where LF prods a little bit too much and gets put in his proper place in a similar manner. These 3 parallels completely answer those 3 questions irrespective of what Littlefinger thought and knew and how Jon reacted. Irrespective of whether Jonsa exists or not. That “pointless” scene not only mirrors Ned Stark, but Catelyn Stark and Cersei Lannister as well.

Now let me reiterate

We have to believe that a scene existed that had no narrative significance whatsoever, had been given over 9000 Ned/Cat Parallels in dialogue, environment, and allusions to previously similar scenes and also included a weird bit of incest parallel to another pair. For some reason the producers actually green lit this after showing over 9000 Ned/Cat parallels previously and incidentally this happened in the scene where Jon leaves Sansa.

And that this is a coincidence.


There is one interesting Ned/Cat parallel which I am hoping might be shown next season. It is Jon’s goodbye to Bran while leaving for Castle Black and Cat’s insistence for him to leave immediately. Also in that scene Cat pleads with Ned to stay back. Now in season 8 Jon will have to go to battle. So will Sansa show a reaction that acts as an anti-parallel to Cat’s reaction to him and a parallel to Cat’s reaction to Ned?


An anon recently asked me who my favorite blogs are so…

@caleysteggy They’re the first blog I followed. Lots of Steggy and Hayley and Chris. They’re tags are everything honestly; they’re a blessing to my life.

@roboticonography They’re Steggy writings are the bomb dot com. Flames We Never Lit, check it out, you will not regret it. (They followed me and I almost passed out.)

@lotsofthinkythoughts They satisfy my Marvel and Tolkien needs simultaneously. Also a lot of Steggy god bless.

@peggysrogers They satisfy my Marvel and Outlander needs simultaneously. They’re lovely and also have wonderful tags. They followed me and I nearly had an aneurism.

@rachlovesligers Another wonderful Steggy blog! They’re icon is gorgeous and makes me want to be Hayley Atwell more than I already do and when they followed me I squealed seriously.

@beautifulwhensarcastic If you’ve never seen they’re Steggy AU gifsets are you even living? I don’t even know how to make a gif let alone perfectly sculpt them to my desire like they do. Talent, man, talent.

@spidayman Listen y’all. I have a stupid school girl crush on Peter Parker, they’re constant supply of him and Tom Holland is everything. Also another lovely mutual!

@anogete They write shieldshock fan fiction aka my guilty pleasure. It’s some of the best I’ve ever read. Better Than Okay is my personal favorite but everything she writes is awesome.

So Anon, there you have it, my favorite blogs. There is most definitely a theme to this post. In case you couldn’t tell.

Originally posted by harrehmadness

anonymous asked:

*deep inhale* I just wanna say your blog is amazing, and you are too, its nice to see a blog like yours every once in awhile, I followed you a p good while back and was gonna send an ask but I got too shy and nervous, but here I am now to say keep being amazing fren ~Asku

//HDFHSHDFGHSDF YOU ARE AMAZING TOO ASKU

//DONT BE SHYYYYY I’m on Discord if you want to RP/Talk to me! You’ll have to come off Anon if I’m going to tell you my tag. But seriously your words made me smile today! I’m too flatteredd–adfgghdfjfgh

Dating Draco Malfoy would include

Originally posted by crystelgreene

  • Him feeling like you deserve better
  • Summers at his house he feels a little less lonely
  • Making sure he knows that you love him
  • Encouraging him to follow his dreams and not to do what  other people want him to do
  • Him glaring all the time
  • Being each other’s first time
  • Cute sex
  • Like slow and really sweet sex
  • Kinky sex
  • Seriously hand-holding, you leaning into him, your head on his shoulder
  • Quick kisses before class
  • him doing any and everything to make you laugh
  • Draco being jealous a lot
  • Like when Harry talks to you
  • Or anyone, for that matter
  • “Draco I don’t know why you’re so jealous, i only have eyes for you”
  • “Because darling, you’re mine and only mine, why can’t people understand that”
  • “you’re so cute when you’re jealous”
  • Draco being really shy at the beginning of your relationship
  • And you being a little skeptical that he was just a cocky guy at first
  • You realizing you were wrong halfway through the first date
  • Draco being really awkward with you at first
  • Draco having a crush on you for a really long time before you start dating
  • Draco being protective AF
  • Him constantly talking to about you to crabbe and goyle
  • Them lokey shipping you two so hard
  • sO MANY HUGS
  • Draco always defending you if someone is mean towards you
  • “Draco did you seriously say that to them?’
  • “They deserved it because of what they did to you.”
  • “… Thanks.”
  • “Anytime.”
  • You would end up with a very high tolerance for sarcasm, and you would slowly be able to reply with sarcasm
  • him always taking pictures of you because he thinks you’re the most gorgeous person in the world
  • and he’d keep a photo album full of pictures of the two of you
  • You thinking he was a player before dating
  • Him actually being a sweetheart
  • You always being there for him when he’s sad and vise versa
  • Draco spending a lot of his time trying to make you feel like the queen you are
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If you can help me out, I would appreciate it so much. my venmo username is @ annnmoody, seriously if everyone that follows me gave me a penny I would be set for the next week. Anything will help!

If you’re the type who wants to exchange money for goods GREAT! for a limited time you can get 50% off anything in my shop with the code HALFOFF. Plus, every order will have a card for my thesis show included (while supplies last (I have like 30 cards)). The cards measure 8.5″x 5.5″ so they make for great (free!) wall decor~

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rickmorty fic rec list

hey! here it is! that fic rec list i said i was gonna do for 200 followers, and yet here i am…at 473 followers HAHAHAHA just a liiitle late there – seriously tho, thank you all! this is such a chill and supportive community~

just a couple notes on the list: i decided to narrow it down to 30, which made things more difficult than i expected(there’s just soo many good ones, guys!); i didn’t want to include more than two fics from a single writer; i included series, but only if the stories were interconnected; for a couple of the series that didn’t have overall summaries i just used the summary from the first fic in the series, and one fic didn’t have a description at all, so i ended up using the first sentence, since it seemed to fit; these are in completely random order.

some of these are obvious picks (basically classics), but hopefully you’ll find something new or interesting! i absolutely love every one of these! thank you to all the writers for being so amazing, and bringing me so much joy (and tears) with these fics!!

Whiskey And Water by firstbornking

cov·et

1. desire wrongfully, inordinately, or without due regard for the rights of others.
2. yearn to possess or have.

In which Rick and Morty get separated on the Citadel, Rick’s patience is tried and Morty suffers the consequences of his own poor judgement.

Just a Palmful of Elbow Grease by lemonsweet

Morty encounters some difficulties while attempting to smuggle some inter-dimensional contraband for his grandfather.

It occurrs to Rick that Morty is taking an awfully long time in the bathroom.

Honey And Vinegar by firstbornking

ma·nip·u·late

1. handle or control (a tool, mechanism, etc.), typically in a skillful manner.
2. control or influence (a person or situation) cleverly, unfairly, or unscrupulously.

In which Rick and Morty take another spin on the cycle of abuse, Rick is shameless and Morty is broken down one ‘I love you’ at a time.

When the Night is Long by Breadalby

Morty has nightmares and coping issues. Rick mocks and subsequently consoles him the only way he knows how.

It Cages a Demon by TripleX_Tyrant

When Rick captures a powerful being from a demonic dimension - a demon with the ability to devour thoughts - Morty’s consciousness is pulled into the demon’s cage. Rick must go in after him before Morty’s consciousness is completely consumed. But this isn’t what the inside of the cage should look like. And if Rick wants to save Morty, he’ll have to survive in a place where paths are unclear and monsters manifest.

Rick knew his own mind was complex. But he wasn’t ready for this.

Frick the Rick by mariachiMushroom

Rick realizes he and Morty are in a fanfic, and the only way to finish the story is to have sex.

Miami Rick and Morty by AndersAndrew and futagogo

That night, they’d narrowly escaped a mob of pissed-off mafiosos that Rick owed money.
Morty laid his head on the old man’s thigh as they drove, enjoying the quiet and the feel of Rick’s delicate fingers through his bleach-blond hair.

“With this much cash, the universe is our oyster, MoOURGHty!” Rick exclaimed.

“I just want to dance.”

Morty’s Are Only A Reflection Of Their Ricks by KallikRose

“This Morty has seen everything… but has yet to feel the warmth of a loving touch.”

Three eye Morty has been through hell. After his parents divorce, Summer running away and Rick dying of a heart attack, Morty takes Ricks portal gun and goes on the run. He becomes a hitman on an alien planet just to get by. But what happens when years later he’s offered a ton of money to kill a Rick that he eventually falls for?

The Citadel of Lost Children by futagogo


The origin story of The One True Morty.
 

Rick and Morty Get Real by JenKristo

Right before leaving for college, Morty confesses that he’s attracted to Rick, and Rick turns him down flat. Only, Rick can’t stop thinking about it. They both look for answers through interdimensional travel, alcohol and experimentation. Plus, with Morty returning home for Thanksgiving break, they’re going to have to face each other.

Slow Dancing on Hot Coals by rickandmortygetschwifty

Rick and Morty have a serious disagreement about the state of their relationship.

Fethishizing the Extraordinary by berlitzschen

In a panel, Justin Roiland said that Beth “fetishizes the extraordinary” and said something else to the effect that Beth wants Morty to be extraordinary like her father, and values it above anything else. This, coupled with wives commonly responding with tolerance and forgiveness when they find out their spouses molested their child, made me think Beth might not actually throw Rick out if she were to discover them.

So here’s a fic about all the fucked up shit that implies, undercutting an otherwise fairly senseless story about Rick and Morty’s relationship.

Death shall have no dominion by too_much_pressure_for_a_username

“You d-don’t have a clue w-what love is, Morty,” Rick tells him. “You’re not c-capable of loving anything b-besides yourself and, and your c-creepy little stuffed animals.”
There’s something about the way Rick says this, something hollow and dead that tells him Rick isn’t lying or trying to get back at him for lashing out. The wild anger has dissipated. And if Rick isn’t saying this because he’s mad at Morty…
…Then he’s saying it because he really believes it.

college morty by dadvans

Morty hasn’t seen Rick in three years. Rick needs Morty’s fingerprints. Rick always needs more than he asks for.

All Yours by a_side_of_sin

From day one, Rick had always been blindingly clear on the nature of their relationship.

Feel You In My Bones by E707

There would have been nothing unusual about the dreams at all, really, if Morty hadn’t woken after each and every one with a fierce and unrelenting erection.

life is sweeter when it’s wrapped in debauchery by gaily-daily

C-622 Morty runs through the wrong portal, and because the universe loves dramatic irony, he ends up in a college dorm room where Rick and Stanford are roommates. Unfortunately (or fortunately??) Rick takes a liking to him.

Morty’s Ricksicion by Dapperstiel and Pretty_Princess_Sheep

Overly intoxicated, Rick comes onto Morty, leaving the two at odds. Unknown to Morty, his decision on how to deal with Rick will drastically alter the future, creating two alternate realities, and two possible endings.

RickMorty TrashPile by trashfreak

Rick gets what he wants. Morty learns to like giving it to him.

a whole world in here by laskofresho

“I’m lonely, Rick,” he mumbled.

“It’s a pretty big, lonely existence out there, Morty.”

Another You by The-Clairvoyant-Rick

Morty shifted nervously, unable to meet the eyes of the man who looked so much like his grandfather, “W-what can I-I-I get for $85?” Morty pulled a wad of crumpled bills from his jeans, trembling from the adrenaline of what he was asking.

A tell-tale grin curved the blue haired man’s lips into a predatory smirk before he leaned down, smoothly pocketing the bills, his breath tickling the shell of Morty’s ear, “48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want.”

The Great Rick-xup by mariachiMushroom

During a routine “resource acquisition” mission, C-136 Rick gets his Morty switched with B-290 Rick’s Morty. The B-290 Rick and Morty just so happen to be in a sexual relationship. Hilarity ensues.

You Know Where To Find Me by The-Clairvoyant-Rick

As much of an asshole as Rick was, as manipulative and cruel and downright hurtful as the man could be, especially to him, Rick wasn’t a rapist, and he never had been. If Morty said stop, if he told Rick to stop touching him and to get off, he knew his grandpa would listen. He knew Rick would walk away from him. And that’s precisely why he’d never say it. No matter how much it hurt, no matter how badly Morty wanted to shove him away and tell Rick to fuck off, he couldn’t. Because if he did, the older man would listen, and that’d be the end.

Sticks and Stones by JenKristo

Evil Morty has experienced a lifetime of suffering under the hands of Ricks. But when he’s assigned to a pure and gentle ‘Doofus’ Rick, he begins to question his purpose in life.

Baby, I’m Yours by sinbiscuit

Morty discovers the power of language. Specifically, one little word.

The Universe’s Lullaby by ferretpaws

It’s the universe’s lullaby and he drowns in it.

Dazed and Rickfused by KousKousx

He had kissed Rick–he just had to fucking kiss him, out of whatever desperation that was suffocating him–and he was afraid things would never be the same.

Fads by KousKousx

Even with the divide, all Rick’s of differing opinions and decrees agreed on one thing: what a Rick did with his Morty was that Rick’s business, and that Rick’s business alone.

The Device by simplescribe

Rick stood swaying slightly in the doorway to Morty’s room, silhouetted by the hallway light behind him, a gaunt looming figure framed by the door. He blinked blearily, colours and shapes fuzzing and blending together, reaching a hand out to steady himself on the doorframe. His heart was thudding in his chest, and he reached instinctively for his flask even though he really didn’t need it. A quick shake revealed it was empty anyway. Of course it was.

Devour by cakeboobs

Rick and Morty AU - Dimension F-212 : Rick is a world-famous chef, owning his own exclusive restaurant and widely known for some of the best food in the galaxy. Morty is a young, talented, prodigy chef, making food that is so delectable it inspires powerful emotions in those who consume it. Rick takes Morty under his wing as his apprentice, and between crazy ingredient-hunting adventures, and long, hot days in the restaurant kitchen, Morty develops a crush on his selfish, chain-smoking, gorgeous chef grandfather.



BONUS(this one isn’t actually a rickmorty fic so it’s not cheating lol):

A little problem by 5bluetriangles

Morty has trouble with waking up in the middle of night needing to pee and not making it to the bathroom. Rick has a plan to help him that Morty was not expecting.

Book release day! My new book, Maddie Lounging on Things, is officially out in the wild ✨ putting a book together is a labor of love and I’m so proud of this one. I think it’s gonna age well and be something I’ll always smile about.

Hey. Grateful for y'all being interested in my little slice of life and following us for so many years. Buying a copy of the book is the single biggest way that allows us to keep stomping around and making images. So seriously thank you so much.

And! If you’re in Nashville I’m doing a book signing this Saturday, 9/16, at White’s Mercantile in 12 South from 11 - 3. Come say hi and support a lovely local shop. I’ll have my new camper and truck there if you want a little tour to see how we live on the road 🙌🏼

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Sooooooooo I decided I was gonna draw my four main dudes from TMNT as humans cause….why not lol

Shoutout to @donatellotmnt, @ichiban-turtle, @raph-the-muscle and @mikey-angelo-hamato. You guys are just great to see on my dash every day, keep it up and keep being cool ^^

Sangwoo got everything he wanted…. and everyone else paid the price

Let’s review…

Bum keeping quite about Sangwoo upsets Seungbae so much he just starts whoopin Sangwoo’s ass in the parking lot. Sangwoo knows better than to retaliate. Officer Kwak sees this and gives Seungbae a smack across the face, him in front of everyone.

Inside the station tending to Sangwoo’s wounds the police knowing they’re in hot water for police brutality. Sangwoo makes the situation even worse claiming it was a hate crime for his sexuality. He demands 30 million won which is around 2,6182 in US dollars oooooh bitch we rich! Right?…


Nope! Sangwoo gave that outrageous demand so his real demand of Seungbae to be fired seemed more reasonable.

Bonus points too since he drops the money deal just so he could go home with Bum and Seungbae never harass them again making everyone in that room believe that he is an innocent loving person. (Even Bum believes it)

As they arrive home Bum still believes he will have a happy ending with Sangwoo living in his house that this is where he’s meant to be…

But where is Sangwoo looking? This sumbitch is looking to see if the cop is far enough gone so he could “punish” Bum for putting him through that whole experience. That whole time Sangwoo was masking his annoyance, he felt no fear of going to prison just anger if he would be betrayed…. to lose!

He gets Bum to turn using endearing words like “Honey” then just smacks him. Bum is confused, he did everything right he keep Sangwoo from being convicted. Sangwoo was affectionate to him at the station. But as I said before that’s why Sangwoo was a tape recorder in that special chapter. His affections are lies that lead to dead ends. His beautiful words are meaningless.

Blames Bum for Seungbae hitting him. A tactic narcissistic people or abusers use where they blame their victim for things they had no control over so feel guilty and whatever punishment follows after they feel they deserve it.

Bum doesn’t even try to stop Sangwoo from hurting him anymore he instead wants to help him hide his abuse to protect Sangwoo.

Seriously dude…. SERIOUSLY?! I’m not shocked I swear but I fucking swear man, this mofo.

As he makes Bum endure his “treat” Bum expressing to Sangwoo he’s in pain Sangwoo always makes Bum feel like he’s ungrateful. He uses Bum’s words against him, “you said we were dating” the same words Sangwoo wanted Bum to say to they could leave the station. But when the cops felt Bum sounded too robotic and not real Sangwoo was the one who caused a scene and kissed him.

So so all in all it was a pretty good chapter for Sangwoo, I didn’t for one second think neither was going to prison. Season 2 was great. I can’t wait for the next season. How the dynamic will change.

Sangwoo is free range now with the police off his back, and Bum no longer looking for freedom will all this go to Sangwoo’s head and be his downfall? Bum doesn’t fear Sangwoo’s abuse, he would take a sock to the stomach as long as 10 or so minutes later he’s met with affection… that’s just sad 😦.

Will Sangwoo continue killing women like Jieun or is his next target Seungbae?

2 - Harry Fic Recommendation

In honour of reaching one thousand followers, I thought I would do another one of these posts and give up some love to some blogs and fics I believe really deserve it. But I just want to say thank you so much to everyone who has followed me, I love and appreciate you all so much.

my first recommendation post

Originally posted by thedailystyles

There is no doubt that I have missed innumerable fics in this post but if you have a fic you believe I would love or deserves more love, always feel free to send it to me!

Once again, I’ll put the blog first, then some of their fics I love in particular with brief descriptions. Some of the fics don’t have titles, so the description is the link.

@cupidsstyles

  • Little Lion Series - I seriously adore this series about Harry being a single dad who falls in love with the reader. 
  • The Princess and the Pauper -  You’re a princess who travels into the city, you see your people struggling and you also meet Harry, a tailor who you feel a strong connection with.

@roseonhissleeve

@hstylesloner

@revolutionaryharry

@allthelittlelove

@mcflurryharry

  • Eight Months: part one // two // three // four - this! series! is! amazing! Honestly, I don’t even know how to properly describe it in a way that properly conveys how amazing it is without spoiling anything. Point is, you need to read it right now.
  • I’m just going to advise you spend a few solid hours reading everything this blog has to offer.

@littledreamybeth

  • Dear Mummy - a fic where Harry is Beau’s father. This fic absolutely broke me. Let it break you too. 

@xswimbeforeyoudrownx

  • Clingy - you overhear Harry talking badly about you at a party
  • The Charity Ball -  you’re a med student, and you feel miserable at a hospital charity ball- until you meet Harry.

@harryimaginedstories

  • Anger -  Y/N loves Harry to pieces, however, not when he switches from being the nicest man to the complete opposite whenever he’s angry.TW: sexual assault 
  • Ambiguous Love - your best friend Harry kisses you when he gets jealous of someone hitting on you, but this creates a miscommunication about his commitment to you
  • Sick of Losing You -  Harry and Y/N lost each other when he found someone else.
  • Needing Comfort -  Harry and Y/N have been fighting for days. On day four, Y/N starts to cry.

Now because this is my thousand follower post and I am a self-indulgent narcissist I’m going to list my favourite fics of my own :)

  • I Wish -  it becomes clear that your relationship with Harry is going to be a long-term thing and he wants to start to become a bigger part of your daughter’s life
  • Perfect - your best friend Harry saves you from your boyfriend when he gets violent 
  • Infinity - you and Harry get into a fight at Anne’s house
  • City of Love - you and Harry are mobbed in Paris and Harry is quick to defend you when a journalist gets violent
  • Lullabies + Dunkirk Skies - soulmate AU where you find the person you’re supposed to spend your life with, just when your life looks like it could end at any moment

Again, thank you all so much! I promise I will be posting more fics soon x

my masterlist // send me a request 

How To Get A Guy To Like You

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader
Summary:Sometimes, internet can be helpful with love problems.
Warnings: Swearing
Word Count: 2.441
A/N: Thank you so much for the notes on the imagine before this one, people! They make me so happy, and I hope you’ll like it too! Friendly reminder, I absolutely love feedback! :) 
Gif’s not mine!

Growing up as a hunter sure had its disadvantages. Aside from the constant danger, being overall socially awkward due to not having time to get to know people, and always having to be on alert, you also made your peace with having to accept you didn’t know everything, especially when it came to humans, but you knew that you had to look for help when you needed it.

“Sam, I need help.”

Sam’s head shot up and he put the book down, sitting up straight almost immediately, “Sure. Are you in trouble?”

You cleared your throat as you sat down across him, and his eyes searched yours,

“Is this about Lucifer?”

“No-“

“Angels?”

“No-“

“Is it-“

“How do I get a guy to like me?”

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Hey, Neighbor | Byun Baekhyun

Link to Masterlist 

Neighbor AU | Fluff !!

Summary: In which you have a huge crush on your neighbour, Byun Baekhyun, and you aren’t really sure what to do about it; until every passing encounter soon forces you to face your feelings.

Word Count: 5.5K (again, oops)


A/N: I finally wrote something with my baby Byun Baek as the lead…I hope you enjoy!


You had pretty much fallen head over heels for your devastatingly cute neighbor  the very first time you ran into him in the elevator.

He’d looked at you with those twinkling eyes from under his messy hair, and you’d melted on the spot. “I’m Baekhyun,” he’d said, grinning, offering his hand. “How come I’ve never seen you around?”

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anonymous asked:

fkwkskfkd I never send things to the blogs I follow like this but I kinda need help with a lot of things but what if I want to give up on art? I love drawing but,,,, nothing looks good I'm just getting worse and worse and idk what to do I have no inspiration and nothing comes out as planned dkkfkdkskfnfnakxkfk

Ahh, I’m so glad you reached out! Honestly I seriously love giving advice so I’d be happy to help you out. Every single creator has doubts, even famous illustrators and artists, so I’d be happy to share what I and others have done to help ourselves out. 

Firstly, remember that practice is key. When you’re in an art block or frustrated with art, break the mold and do something that’s a bit different. What I tend to do is draw flowers from reference pictures or go outside and draw a tree or something. Other times, I’ll do thumbnail sketches of compositions like these.

You could do a still life, sketch only the part of a body you’re comfortable with, or do gesture drawings (which intentionally don’t look great). Heck you can even trace art, color someone’s line art, or things like that (obviously don’t share without artist’s permission though)! Looking at art tutorials can be a great source of inspiration too. 

Once you’re a bit more like “okay, I like this even when it doesn’t look great!” then you can start practicing the weaknesses you see in your art. For me, for instance, I tend to go with more stagnant poses and I’m not very good at drawing mouths and intense facial expressions. So I started googling references and just sketching them. When you treat it like a study, there’s less pressure for it to be perfect. You’ll notice some will look better than others but, when you walk away and then have to draw that part again, you’ll notice that it comes to you easier. 

Now, here’s the most important thing to remember when you feel like you’re getting worse. You’re not actually getting worse, you’re becoming more in tune with your art and noticing things you want to improve more. This is progress!! Awesome super fantastic progress! It only seems like you’re getting worse because you’re noticing the areas you want to improve more. So, all you have to do is start practicing those areas. 

While you’re doing this, celebrate how much more aware of the awkward anatomy and compositional errors and weird things you are. This is the best guide towards becoming a better artist–to be critical of your own work. But, to make sure you don’t knock yourself down with self-criticism, remember to be compassionate and honor what that teaching voice is sharing with you. Work together to become a better artist, to learn and grow. 

Lastly, remember that all of your favorite artists started somewhere and gosh did we start somewhere horrible lol. We all doubted our work (I still get frustrated sometimes!) and felt like we’d never be on par with our favorite artists. But we kept working–both on improving our artistic confidence and skills. 

So long as you keep trying, you’ll make it to where you want to be. That’s the only thing you need. 

For bonuses (lol) let me show you some of my old art compared to my newer stuff so you can see how bad I used to be (and most of these art was after about 5 years of study anyways!!).  

That piece is from seven years ago, so it took me seven years of doing art most days of the week to get to this sort of work: 

Now here’s a super old watercolor (from late 2011). It’s muddied and the composition is poor and it’s generally not a good piece looking back. 

About six years later, though, this old watercolor was transformed into pieces like this!

How I got here was practice. I kept trying. I notice what I wanted to work on, what parts about my art bugged me, and I studied them. Slowly but surely I improved. And you, lovely anon, you will too. 

Help me fundraise for a service dog? I only need another $333 to reach the halfway mark! <3

30-10-17

Aries: When the wind blows from the South-East and carries the scent of lilacs, you will know it’s time.

Taurus: This is your fault. It turned out better than anyone expected, but it’s still your fault.

Gemini: Re-think that summoning circle. Something is out of place. You don’t want a repeat of the sludge creature, do you?

Cancer: Chewing on metal files will not make your words any sharper.

Leo: Don’t you dare call him. Leave well enough alone.

Virgo: You need some balloons. They’ll make you feel better.

Libra: Don’t worry about the dripping noise coming from down the hall. Even if you look for its source, you won’t find it.

Scorpio: “There were times I thought I’d die for the want of you. Now I feel as though I can live due to your absence.”

Sagittarius: Eggs. Collect them all. You’ll need them soon.

Capricorn: Bear teeth are useful for so many things - Magic, cool necklaces, stuffing them in your own mouth to frighten children.
You should become a Bear Dentist.

Aquarius: Pay no attention to the orbs of light following you around on your nightly walks. They’re just trying to make sure you return home safely.

Pisces: It’s one of those things that breaks very easily. You shouldn’t test it. Seriously. Don’t.