seriously i look so pretty today

Types of SD Messages; A Comprehensive Study

The Level One Starter: Heyyy there sexy lady ;) how u doing tonight? Got plans for the weekend? Loved your profile, was hoping we could chat more xxx

The Midlife Crisis: Hey beautiful :p I am a professional man living in a city who is looking for a naughty partner in crime. I give generous gifts and dinners as well as tickling and kisses :p I can spoil you any way you like if you can spoil me :p I have a place in XXX and you can CUM by and we can have some adult fun :p :p message me back, I don’t bite…unless you want me to :p

The Scrapbooker: Got any more pics? X

The Google Translate: hello there sexy, i can spoil and am gentle man. can give kisses and lots of spoils. message back with sexy pics in bikinis xxxxxxxxx

 The Dad of Three: Hi :) I’m David and I already know I’m a bit old for you. I guess I’m wondering what a nice girl like you is doing on a site like this?

 The Straight To The Point: Hi, I love your lovely round breasts I can’t wait to squeeze and lick them and stimulate you in every way you’ve ever dreamed. I’m looking for someone very fun and naughty!!! I like anal and various roleplays. Have you ever used toys? xxx

The Chicks Dig Doctors: Hi, I’m Sam :) I’m a medical professional living in the city and I went to university to study medicine, I am working in my medical practice, seeing to my many patients, and that’s why I can’t meet during the day.

The Done This Before: Hello, I’m Michael. I’m 52 years old and run a successful firm in the city. I read your profile and have to say I’m intrigued. I am currently staying at the XXX and wondered if we could get together during my stay. I will compensate you for your time.

The Didn’t Read Your Profile: Me and my wife are looking for a young hot thing to spice up our sex lives ;) Must be sexually submissive, into rape fantasy and costumes xoxo

The Definitely Not A Rapist: Hi there :) I liked your profile, was wondering if you’re free tonight? I have a nice place overlooking the river and could wine and dine you, and also some lovely gifts to spoil you with :) I love making ladies smile. Let me know if you’re free, I could buy you dinner and we could go back to mine xxx

The Conversationalist: Hey ;) x

The Talking Clock: Hello my fair lady :) I loved your profile and have messaged you once before but you didn’t seem to reply! If you’re going to take this seriously, you should reply PROMPTLY to the messages that people send you. I sent you a message on the 4th at 6.30pm and even though you were online you didn’t reply so I am trying again today on the 6th. I hope to receive a warm and friendly and PROMPT response as soon as you see this!!! xxx

The College Student Who Wandered In: Hey, you’re pretty hot :) wanna grab a drink tonight?

The Mother Didn’t Hug Me Enough: Hello, Mistress- i am looking for a beautiful woman like you to dominate me. i want for You to choke me with your high heels and stick huge black dildos up my asshole until i cum over your boots and You have me lick it all up

The One In A Million: Hi, how are you? I’m looking for a young lady to spoil and am prepared to negotiate a pay per meet fee or a monthly allowance, dependant on whether we like each other or not. My email is XXX and please let me know if you’re interested after reading my profile. I’m staying at the XXX until the 10th and we can talk about it over champagne if you’re free this weekend?

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That’s definitely not the first thing that should have come to mind, Kuroo

(tho it looks like no one really minds

aside from bokuto that is)

Time to play Rebellion.

In which Agent Kallus and Hera Syndulla somehow manage to look like action figures.

Agent Kallus: Paul Moore.

anonymous asked:

Happy birthday! I <3 your writing and this is so sweet! If possible, I'D love some modern-day domestic bellarke arranged marriage for something like adoption reasons and cute parental bellarke if you can swing it!

Thank you so much anon! Hope you like it!

(ao3)


“Thank f– goodness, I thought you’d never get here.”

Bellamy smirks and holds his hands out for Sophie, who is babbling and reaching for him. She’s always been a friendly baby– takes after Wells in that respect, he thinks– and he’s been around enough the past few months that she’s used to him, but it always makes him a little smug that she likes him enough to leave her favorite place, which is Clarke’s arms.

“What’s going on?” He asks, wincing when chubby little hands clench at his hair. Clarke makes a tutting noise and works his hair out of Sophie’s grasp, giving her a toy to hold instead. The baby immediately puts the stuffed giraffe’s ear in her mouth, which Bellamy takes as her seal of approval.

“Come inside,” Clarke sighs, running a hand over her disheveled braid and making a face. Hair-pulling has been a pretty common theme lately, just another thing Clarke had to adjust to after being suddenly thrust into parenthood.

Bellamy was a little surprised she wanted to take the kid. Thelonius had kept Sophie for a while immediately after the accident that killed Wells and Maya, but that hadn’t been a permanent solution. He and Clarke had sat down with a social worker, who suggested that Clarke take Sophie on a trial basis, a few months after which they would all decide if it was the right placement for the eight-month-old.

It hasn’t been easy going. Clarke had no idea what to do with a baby, so naturally she’d called in reinforcements (Bellamy for the most part, Abby on occasion). He spent a lot of nights on Clarke’s couch at the beginning, but after a few weeks she decided she needed to be able to handle it more on her own if she was seriously going to consider adopting.

(Bellamy still worries about her, of course, and still comes over all the time, but if he calls it hanging out instead of helping out, she allows it.)

So he’s pretty surprised when he gets an SOS text a week or so before Sophie’s first birthday.

“Seriously,” he says, the baby looking up at him with her big brown eyes, giraffe securely in mouth. “Are you okay?”

“I don’t know.” He can hear the fatigue in her voice more clearly now and it makes him frown. “I had an appointment with Anya today.”

“The social worker?”

“Yeah.” When she sinks to the couch, she pulls her knees up against her chest, smiling a little as Sophie tucks her head under Bellamy’s chin, her eyelids drooping. It’s probably time for her nap soon.

“Did you guys get started on the adoption paperwork?”

“Not exactly.” Clarke bites her lip. “It turns out I might not get to keep her.”

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The sky is really beautiful, once in a while go out and look at it. It will smile you back in stars, sunsets, sunrises, grey clouds. Nature is fuel for the soul. Studies show that spending time in nature makes people feel more alive. So, if you’re feeling sluggish, you know what to do. Don’t settle. Don’t do anything you don’t want to do, if it doesn’t make you happy, like really-really happy, don’t even think about doing it. Also, if he makes you more sad than happy, trust me with this, you’ll be better off alone. Remember to compliment people if you like their smile, make-up, clothes or voice. Seriously, don’t lose the chance to brighten somebody’s day. People don’t change, believe me, maybe I generalize, but never give someone the opportunity to waste your time twice. It’s not “I’ll believe it when I see it”, but it’s “I’ll see it when I believe it”, our thoughts are very-very-very powerful. Honestly, you’re what you think you are, if you think that you’re beautiful and you look great today, everybody will think the same about you, I promise you, our thoughts can change our life, so pretty please, think positive & positive things will happen. Don’t worry about your past or future, just seize the day and don’t hurt yourself by thinking negative thoughts, because no amount of anxiety changes the future. If you’re feeling down, watch youtube videos with cats/dogs, funny videos, write down your crazy ideas, write down a to-do list, a bucket list, write things you like about yourself, write things you don’t like about yourself and try to change them or change your attitude. Find a new passion, I really like playing the piano on virtualpiano.net, it just makes me happy and I like learning new songs and playing them when I want to be in peace with myself. Take photos, a lot of photos, take photos of everything, of your mother, you, your brother, that pink flower, that beautiful girl down the street, your books, your diary, everything. You know what the say? “When a flowers doesn’t bloom you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower”, so, think about it, maybe you need to change something in your life in order to grow? Be brave, be yourself, be kind, be happy, help people, go for what you want, believe in karma, be proud of yourself, smile, cry, but never give up, please.
They’re Just Jealous

Request: hello, can you do a imagine where the reader is Peter Parker’s sister and she’s sad because people think she’s weird and peter tries to comfort her? :)

Warnings: None.

Originally posted by dailymcugifs

Y/N Parker’s first day of high school didn’t quite go the way she wanted it to.She wasn’t even a full year younger, but since her birthday was in October, she was pushed a year behind her brother.

“You’re awfully quiet.” Peter looked at his sister on the way to school.

“Huh, what?” She looked up quickly. He smirked and shook his head, signaling the end of the conversation. She shrugged, “I guess I’m just… Nervous.”

“You’ll do fine.” He put his hand on her shoulder.

She smiled and nodded.

Y/N admired her brother, a lot. He was always there to help her. Aunt May was great, but Peter and Y/N had a special bond. Which was why she was so surprised to find out that he wasn’t very popular. In fact, he was the opposite of popular.
What Y/N didn’t expect, was Peter’s unpopularity to rub off on her.
.
She heard whispers from fellow classmates when she walked by, she huffed and tried to rub it off.

“Okay.” Peter looked at her. “I’ll see you at lunch.”

She nodded and put on a fake smile. She thought she had him fooled. But Peter wasn’t easily convinced.

The day went by slowly, and Y/N continued to listen to her classmates speak of her as though she wasn’t there.

“Hi!” She waved to a group of girls that looked nice, and had an empty spot at their table. The girls quickly stopped smiling, pushing a tray of food into the empty place.

Y/N took a deep breath and walked away.
.
“I’m worried about Y/N.” Peter looked at Ned.

“Why?” He shrugged at him. “She seemed fine.”

“Yeah, but did you see those girls that just, like, basically just told her to get lost?”

Ned shrugged again, poking his green beans with a fork.

“Y/N?” Peter called to a sad looking Y/N, who was speed walking into the hall.

“Y/N?” he repeated himself louder, standing up when she didn’t answer.

Y/N jumped when she felt Someone grab her arm. “What?!” She said, trying to cover up the tears that were threatening to spill. “Go away Peter.” She looked down.

“No,” He raised his eyebrows at her. “Don’t let those girls get to you. They’re so mean!”

“I just- half the school said I was weird today, and I have no idea why. I mean, I thought I was… Pretty…. Normal.” She smiled slightly.

“Y/N, seriously. They’re just jealous.”

“Of what?” She gestured to herself.

Peter looked like he was going to explode. “Because!” He grabbed her shoulders and shook her, making her giggle.

“Well for one, you’re like; really smart.”

“Haha, yeah right.” Y/N interrupted.

“Seriously Y/N! And you’re like a hundred times prettier than any other girl here.”
She blushed, looking at her feet.

And you’ve got, like, an amazing brother. So, I’m pretty sure people are pretty jealous about that.” He wiggled his eyebrows.

Y/N rolled her eyes and punched his shoulder.

“Okay.” She gave in.

“Why don’t you eat with Ned and me. He got a new Lego death star!”

Y/N rolled her eyes once more. “Alright,”


July/10/2017


Tags,

@wannabe-weasley, @flowerprincessofcryptids, @ 8181pjh

On Your Marks

More of the YouTuber AU!!! Find this series here on my AO3.

This is more fluff, but don’t worry I have a lot of angsty plans for this, too. Plus, lots of unrelated things coming up are also full of angst. So look forward to that, I guess. Or don’t, depending on how you look at it.

This particular one-shot features Lance, Keith, and Hunk all making an appearance on Pidge’s channel, and the four of them play Mario Kart. As you can probably guess, they all take it pretty seriously. …hopefully you won’t be confused if you’ve never played the game.


“Hello, fellow nerds, and welcome to Pidge Plays,” Pidge began in a deadpan voice, staring at the camera blankly. “Today we’re playing a game from one of the most haunting periods of the human race— Lance’s childhood.”

“Wow, what a great way to introduce guests on your channel, Pidge. I could learn a thing or two from you,” Lance said, with obvious false cheer.

“As you guys can see, I have visitors,” they swept their hand at the three other people seated on the couch. “Hunk and Lance’s channels will be in the description, but don’t check them out because they suck. Keith’s not actually a YouTuber, but you guys seemed to want him here, anyway.”

“I only came because Lance said you needed a fourth player,” Keith muttered under his breath.

“If you, for some reason, neglected to read the title to this video, then we’re playing Mario Kart!” Hunk finally spoke up, doing jazz hands. Pidge shot him an unimpressed glare.

“I could be continuing my Undertale Let’s Play,” they grumbled. “But nooo! If I want to get invited to come bake with Hunk, I have to let you guys come into my house and play Wii!”

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THE HIGHLY REQUESTED- DATING NCT DONGHYUCK!!!

• “you’re dumb”
• “thanks, i know im handsome”
• “what-”
• all the members cannot stand you but then again when they’re stressed they just call you guys over and it just fixes up their moods
• mark hates both of you
• no exception
• y'all are annoying
• YOU TWO TEASE MARK SO MUCH LIKE AW POOR BABY
• “aYOMURK.”
• “SHUT YOUR MOUTH”
• taeyong cannot stop sighing around the two of you
• you know why.
• i know you know why.
• “your crush is coming!”
• “be natural- BOOMING SYSTEM UH UH”
• donghyuck thinks memes are dumb
• until he finds one that he thinks is funny.
• then it’s the golden meme and he’s sending it to you every 5 minutes.
• “i love you”
• “thanks, i love me too”
• Really. REALLY. RANDOM BREAK OUTS OF SINGING.
• you guys play really stupid games with really intense punishments.
• like, rock paper scissors where the loser GETS THEIR ASS BEAT.
• no one likes you guys but then again everybody likes you guys and it’s honestly like, same.
• OK but why do you guys seem like the type of couple who’d do the-
• “finish the heart”
• //sends a pic of middle finger
• HE FEEDS YOU SOMETIMES
• WHEN HE FEELS GENEROUS.
• THAT’S..PRETTY OFTEN? I MEAN
• IT’S DONGHYUCK.
• it really catches him off guard when you call him haechan
• who is haechan.
• you guys literally, SING YOUR LUNGS OUT, TO FIRETRUCK. LIKE. FROM THE “GET IT LIFTED” TO THE “SOBANGCHA” part like it gets so intense
• SOMETIMES YOU GUYS ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS’ ALARMS AND WAKE EVERYONE UP AND 2AM AND SOMETIMES YOU GUYS HAVE AN “ALARMS CAN’T TOUCH ME” ATTITUDE AND THOSE ARE THE DAYS YOU GUYS STAY IN TILL 5 PM.
• you guys are both literally the smallest little babies OK LIKE DO NOT EVEN DENY. Y'ALL AREN’T EVEN LEGAL YET.
• not innocent tho
• what is innocence? :“)
• YOU WOULD FANGIRL
• DONGHYUCK WOULD BE LIKE “WHAT. EVEN.”
• AND WATCH WITH YOU. AND SOME DAYS HE’S LIKE “I’M BETTER DON’T EVEN” AND SOMETIMES HE’S “SHIT. I GOT YOU. HE COOL.”
• little tiny pecks on the cheek and the lips when no one’s looking bc no one needs tO KnOW.
• you ask donghyuck to sing you to sleep.
• he always replies the same way
• “oh my god shut up and go to sleep im growing and i don’t NEED YOU KEEPING ME UP BYE.”
• but rare days where he just feels a lil, just a tiny bit, clingy, he sings to you.
• but no he doesn’t sing romantic songs or lullabies
• he sings “booming system uh uh, ty track”
• cue taeyong yelling at both of you because you guys are laughing so hard and he’s just, doNE.
• you take his sweaters and hoodies
• he doesn’t even care
• you’re pretty sure he doesn’t even know that it’s his.
• BUT HE KNOWS
• HE DOESN’T WANNA ADMIT IT BUT HE THINKS YOU LOOK SUPER CUTE IN IT
• donghyuck doesn’t act like it bc HE’S SUCH A SLY LIL DJDJ#&/*
• BUT THE TINIEST THINGS FLUSTER HIM.
• WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK IN HIS HOME DIALECT, HE JUST CAN’T HELP BUT SMILE
• AND WHEN YOU LACE YOUR FINGER WITH HIS WHEN YOU’RE BOTH ON THE COUCH, NOT EXACTLY CUDDLING BC WHAT IS CUDDLING, BUT JUST, LAYING ON EACH OTHER, OVERLAPPING ON EACH OTHER WHILE WATCHING TV, HE JUST FEELS SO RELAXED AND HE KINDA BLUSHES BUT YOU NEVER NOTICE AND UGH.
• jeno always tells you how much donghyuck likes you but you just shrug it off and you’re like “idk, i like him a lot, though.”
• AND HE’S JUST LIKE ARGH BC HE LOVES YOU LOTS AND YOU MAY THINK THAT DONGHYUCKS SUPER EXPRESSIVE AND HE’S LOUD BUT THAT’S NOT TRUE, HE’S A COMEDY GOD, BUT HE’S NOT VERY GOOD AT, SERIOUSLY, EXPRESSING HIMSELF TO SOMEONE THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO HIM, BESIDES HIS MOM.
• SO HE BECOMES A LITTLE MORE. SERIOUS.
• HAVE YOU SEEN SERIOUS HYUCK.
• “hey, donghyuck!!! CHECK THIS OUT PEOPLE MADE MEMES OF YOU-”
• “mhm. you look really pretty today” AND OH BOY DID IT TAKE HIM A WHILE TO THINK OF THAT AND ACTUALLY VOCALIZE IT THROUGH HIS THROAT OUT TROUGH HIS LIPS.
• BUT YOU START SMILING AND START GETTING CLINGY AND YOU’RE LIKE “REALLY?REALLY? YOU THINK SO?”
• he really likes you honestly.
• you guys don’t talk about life till 5 am
• you guys talk about mermaids and whether or not they may or may not exist. till 3 am. bc you guys are growing. don’t you dare skip out on sleep, bad kids.
• you guys watch conspiracy theories ALL THE TIME.
• pretty sure harambe was a social experiment made by aliens living in a different dimension where the earth was taken over and created into a monarchy by the aliens to see how humans in a parallel universe would react to such an event.
• yeah. you guys are weird.
• BUT A GOOD WEIRD. EVERYONE LOVES YOU GUYS IT’S COOL.
• OK STORY TIME FOR DONGHYUCK.
• ok so a really long time ago when you guys were both like, grade schoolers.
• DONGHYUCK was a FUN LOVING KID WHO WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE RECESS TAG GAME. AND YOU JUST WATCHED THE STUPID BOYS WHO COULDN’T EVEN BLOW THEIR OWN NOSES, TRY TO PLAY TAG. EVERY 4 SECONDS EVERYONE WOULD FORGET WHO WAS “IT”
• well one day. donghyuck was sitting out on the bench because he sprained his ankle and no one sat down with him and he was just kicking sand with his feet.
• you walked over to him and smiled “hi.”
• “what do U want?” boy was he in a bad mood that he couldn’t play tag with everyone else.
• “i want to play with you!”
• “don’t you see that i can’t play?”
• “i can sit down and talk to you!”
• and that you did.
• donghyuck, the sarcastic, logistical, baby boy who loved running and laughing, was sitting down and talking to you and enjoyed it.
• “when i grow up, i want to sing on a big stage!”
• you smiled and nodded “im sure you can do it.”
• AND THAT, MY FREND, IS WHEN DONGHYUCK STARTED LIKING YOU.
• YOU GUYS WERE ALWAYS CLOSE FRIENDS AND NO JOKE, EVERYONE COULD TELL THAT DONGHYUCK HAD AN ITTY BITTY THING FOR YOU.
• esp jaemin
• jaemin did not even care about donghyuck. he flat out told you that donghyuck liked you but you didn’t believe him.
• and yuta
• yuta has no filter when it comes to hyuck.
• donghyuck denied it
• but EVERYONE K N E W.
• AFTER A WHILE EVEN YOU KNEW.
• BUT BOI KEPT DENYING IT.
• until one day you two were sitting down enjoying your ice cream on a bench near the lake when were like “donghyuck, damn it-”
• and just, went for it and kissed him
• a gently one
• bc you guys are THE CUTEST AND WAS REALLY AWKWARD ABOUT IT.
• and donghyuck dropped his ice cream and then you pulled back and started blushing and let out a small “JSFJFJGJG WHY DID I JUST DO THAT UM-”
• but donghyuck then gave you a small peck on your lips to “calm u down” but it didn’t work it kinda made you freak out even more
• BUT THEN THE LOSER MADE YOU PAY HIM BACK FOR THE ICE CREAM THAT HE DROPPED
• like. not in kisses, not in hugs, in actual money.
• he took back the $2.34 he spent on that ice cream cone.
• classic donghyuck for ya
• you guys do a lot of walking together
• you guys walk to school together
• walk to restaurants
• walk to stores
• walk to nearby lakes and parks
• waLks.
• he tries to teach you how to dance and sing
• tries
• LOTS OF PUNS
• THAT FAIL
• PUNS. SO MANY.
• THEY MAKE YOU BUST OUT LAUGHING BC THEY’RE ALL SO STUPID AND VISE VERSA BUT ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS JUST “●-●” AND “ㅎㅅㅎ”
• what is reading the book before the movie
• what is not collecting every piece of merchandise of your boyfriend
• what is a proper meal and not fast food
• WHAT IS SPENDING OUR OWN MONEY INSTEAD OF ASKING THE OLDER MEMBERS FOR MONEY
• WHAT IS NOT USING AEGYO AND BLACKMAIL FOR EVERYTHING
• what even is donghyuck.

OK HERE’S DONGHYUK!!! I’LL PROBS MAKE A PART TWO FOR HIM BC I FEEL LIKE HIS IS SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS AND IT BOTHERS ME. AND THIS, UNFORTUNATELY, IS NOT THAT GOOD TBH IMO, SO ILL PROBS DO ANOTHET ONE, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE REQUESTED AND I’M SO SORRY IM LATE IN POSTING THIS HAHA I HAD SO MUCH SCHOOL WORK AND IDK HOW I’M EVEN ALIVE NOW. BUT THANK YOU GUYS FOR REQUESTING AND KEEPING INTACT WITH MY WRITING. and riP. 707 FOLLOWERS GUYS. IDK IF ANY OF YOU PLAY MYMS, BUT, 707, FOLLOWERS, GUYS. THANKSSSSS.
THE AMUSING BOY AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK [CISCO RAMON SOULMATE AU]

request: “If you write for Cisco I actually prefer if it’s for him but Barry is fine too but bc I work at an amusement park and we are doing our fright night, I would like teen!Cisco or Barry meeting his future s/o for the first time and they come off a little posed because he won’t order his food but then they’re like holy shit he’s cute and about to be mine and yeah fluff and stuff please and thanks.” — by anon

a/n: i did this with cisco bc you said you prefer it lol and also bECAUSE CISCO IS BASICALLY BAE. ((yes people, i accept requests other than barry allen ahaha.)) i hope you like this btw!

[Y/F/N – YOUR FRIEND’S NAME]

Masterlist + Request here!

“Y/N, this is ridiculous.” Y/F/N, laughed as you pulled her along the entrance of the amusement park. “I swear to god, you are such a kid sometimes.”

You grinned, turning around to look at her. “Hey, you can’t blame me. My parents never allowed me to go to these kind of places.”

Y/F/N raised an eyebrow. “What made them change their minds?”

“Oh, they haven’t.” you let go of her wrist, “I snuck out.” you then chuckled.

You were never really the rebel type growing up. You were always polite, were good at your studies, and practically the perfect daughter anyone could ask for. But in this case, you couldn’t resist going out and disobeying your mother’s orders not to go, because something happened that made you do it.

“Holy crap.” Y/F/N noticed the numbers on your watch. “5 freaking hours. What the hell?” she exclaimed loudly, causing a lot of people to look at your direction.

You smirked. “Do you honestly think I’d suddenly become the irresponsible kid just like that?”

She shook her head in amazement. “How did you know?”

“Well, whenever I thought about going to this amusement park, the time of my clock would shift from 9 whole years to 3 days.” you explained. “So, I thought, why not? I mean, it cannot be malfunctioning, but if it did, it still is an amusement park and they said it would be fun here. It’s a win win situation.”

Y/F/N groaned in envy, “Ugh, you are so lucky and so clever to analyze it like that. My clock is still saying I have to wait 4 years to see my soulmate!”

You shrugged, “Then you’ll just have to wait.”

For the rest of the night, you spent it with Y/F/N filled with happiness, eagerness, and enthusiasm. You honestly had so much fun that there came a point that you had totally forgotten about your supposed meeting with your soulmate. Just now, you came off the roller coaster in exhilaration, glancing at your friend who looked like she was going to get sick.

She panted, sitting down on a vacant chair. “Y/N, I hate you for making me do that.”

“Wasn’t it fun?” you coughed slightly.

“Nope. No, it wasn’t.”

You laughed. “Hey, let me just buy a bottle of water. That ride got me dehydrated.” you joked. “Want anything?” you asked her, glancing at the food stall with the least of customers.

Y/F/N shook her head. “I want to puke.”

“I’ll take that as none.” you laughed again, standing up and heading towards the said stall.

When you reached there, you brought out some money, but before you could order, you heard very audible voices behind your back that caused you to turn around.

“Francisco, this is getting ridiculous.” An older looking boy told the person beside him, crossing his arms and pointing at the menu.

“But I can’t do it.” Francisco reasoned. “And besides, you’re the older brother Dante so you should be handling this.”

Dante rolled his eyes. “You need to learn to be independent and order your own food.”

“I can order my own food, I just don’t want to move because my clock is ticking and I might see her any second from now.” Francisco defended himself before looking forward and coincidentally meeting your eyes.

It happened so fast and unexpected that the two of you literally jumped when both of your watches suddenly vibrated and hit the zero mark.

“Holy –” the boy was the first to utter a word, flickering his eyes down at his watch and then setting his eyes back to you.

You, on the other hand, was just staring at him with your eyes wide open. He was extremely cute for the record, and the way he pulled off his medium length hair caused your mouth to tilt into a smile because of how adorable he looked. But what caused your smile to get bigger was the fact that he was your soulmate.

“Glad to know you treat this soulmate thing seriously.” You teased, stepping closer.

Cisco Ramon was blinking rapidly and contemplated on pinching himself to know whether he was dreaming or not. You were his soulmate, and the thought of how did he get so damn lucky with a beautiful girl like you was passing inside his mind.

“Ye-Yeah.” he stuttered. “Uh, is this some kind of prank or did I really just hit the jackpot today.”

You blushed at his statement. “Seems pretty true to me.” you looked down at your watch again.

“It’s Cisco Ramon, by the way. Not Francisco, please don’t call me that.” He gave you a boyish grin before extending his hand out.

“It’s what our parents gave to you so I think she has the right to call you that.” Dante pointed out with a teasing smile.

Cisco glared at his brother, “Hey, I was talking to the lady not you.”

You chuckled at their banter. “I’m Y/N Y/L/N.” you shook his hand. “And apparently, your soulmate.”

“I must be the luckiest person alive then.” he told you.

“Both of us are.” you grinned at him, now the one causing him to blush.

5 Tips To Tackle Isolation

Having a chronic illness that limits your abilities to function like most other people can be the most loneliest feeling in the world. I’ve recently been struggling very much with this, making and keeping friendships has been difficult, and in this last year and a bit I have had my eyes opened to the world of loneliness, and it’s really not a nice place to be. However on the sunny side, I have learned ways and means of dealing with these feelings along the way - so here they are! 💕💕💕💕


1. ADOPT A CAT 🐱

I know, I know, I sound like a typical crazy cat lady. But seriously, cats are wonderful creatures, and pretty low maintenance to look after too, which is ideal when you don’t have a lot of energy. My cats have seen every single ugly part of my illness and still want to be around me regardless, and that’s something special that you won’t find in many people! So go on - adopt your own fur baby today and never feel unloved again!

2. GET A PENPAL 💌

This is really a solution for two problems; loneliness AND boredom. I’ve found this to be really helpful in lifting the spirits, I have two pen pals; one in Australia so our letters often take a couple of weeks to get to each other, and the other is in England so we send our letters often weekly. And trust me, when you’ve been feeling so ill and too rotten to actually be bothered to see anybody, getting a lovely handwritten letter can be so uplifting. Somehow there doesn’t seem to be as much demand with letter writing than if you were to speak to somebody online, it’s all at your own pace.

3. SOCIAL MEDIA 💻

I wouldn’t normally speak so positively about social media as I think at times it can be overwhelming (she says as she’s writing this on tumblr). But knowing that there are other people out there going through the same thing as you can be so comforting and can help to make you feel less alone. So get watching YouTube videos, reading blogs, following people on Instagram etc. We’re all here waiting to support each other and raise awareness!

4. LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS 💁🏻

This could be misconstrued as a negative thing but actually learning to protect your heart is one of the most important and positive things ever. The truth is that people often say things that they have no intention of following up, I suppose to be/appear a good person. But that can be such a damaging thing to do to somebody who is pining for company. I think the best thing to do is, if people for example say they’re going to visit you or take you out somewhere, to take it all with a pinch of salt. Appreciate the thought and gesture of good will, but if it’s been a few weeks/months and they still haven’t then don’t be too disheartened! And try your best not to hold a grudge, some things just aren’t meant to be, especially if they feel forced. (I also find its a good idea to not make friends with people who have busy lives if you yourself don’t.)

5. SELF CARE 🛀🏻

I feel like I go on about self care an awful lot, I’m starting to feel like an overindulgent hedonist! But if I’m honest, out of all the things on this list, self care has helped me the most. Take pleasure in the small things; go outside and feel the fresh air and sun on your skin, meditate for as long as you wish, doodle mandalas and pretty patterns all day long! And we all know you can’t buy happiness, but if you can afford to; eat the cake, buy the dress, and take the hour long bubble bath filled with Lush products! You are a warrior princess and you deserve to be treat with love, respect and kindness - so show yourself some compassion!

Thank you for reading and blessed be!

✨🔮🌻🦄🌙🌷

3

I finally decided to give bullet journaling a try. So I went out today and bought almost everything I need for it (I also wanted to get more pastel colored pens but it turns out that every store in my area only sells the neon ones).
Anyways, I was looking for notebooks with decent paper quality and I was pretty shocked at the high price! I bought two, one is going to be my bullet journal and the other one is for my Korean studies, and it cost me 31.90€!! Seriously?! At least I’m even more motivated to use them now, because otherwise it would be a complete waste of money.

Okay, technically, technically, I don’t need any more shoes.  However I saw these beauties in DSW today when I was there looking for something else, and my soul decided it would never forgive me if I didn’t get these glorious boots.

One thing to know about me - while my wardrobe is fairly muted (blacks and greys with denim and some olive greens), I will wear the brightest shoes around.  Seriously, I even have a pair of red and gold (yes, just like Iron Man) platform sneakers that I will happily rock.

4

Imagine: Minho tries to flirt with you using cheesy pickup lines.

For: @zoerest97

Minho’s POV

“What do I do?” I ask Newt, he just chuckles in return, “Help me shuckface! You know I like Y/N, but she barely even gives me a second glance! I need to make her fall in love with me! Help me!”

Newt just sighs and responds with, “I don’t know mate, maybe she just fancies someone else.”

“Maybe you should try using some pickup lines on her, I heard girls love those!” Thomas pitches in. 

“Uh Tommy, I don’t think girls-” Newt begins, but Thomas cuts him off.

“Trust me Minho they love pickup lines!” 

I guess it’s worth a shot. 

Y/N’s POV

You lean on your shovel, exhausted from the planting that you been doing all day, and fan yourself with your hand. 

“Hey Y/N,” You hear Minho’s familiar voice call from behind you. 

“What do you want Minho?” You groan. 

“Are you okay?” He looks at you up and down, and for a moment he looks genuinely concerned. 

“Um, yeah,” You shrug, “it’s just really hot out here.” 

“I think I know what the problem is,” He says leaning a bit closer, “I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”

You laugh, “Seriously Minho? You’re an idiot.”

You roll your eyes at him before walking away.


You make your way towards Newt, Alby, and Thomas, with your lunch tray in your hands. You’re in the midst of a normal conversation when Minho slides into the seat next to you. For a moment he’s completely silent, which surprises you, but then he finally says, “You know Y/N, if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.” 

“Really mate, is that the best you can do? Cutecumber?” Newt asks, clearly suffering from secondhand embarrassment. 

Once again you just chuckle and roll your eyes. 


Once you finish eating you make your way back to the gardens, to continue with work. Suddenly you see Minho running towards you, “WOAH WOAH WOAH! Y/N!”

He stops in front of you and looks down, “Can I tie your shoelaces for you?” You assume that is another one of stupid jokes, until you notice that your shoelace is actually untied.

“Um thanks, but I can tie it myself,” You say before crouching down to do so. 

“Good. I just wouldn’t want you falling for someone else,” He winks. 

“Come on Minho, again? Really?” You shake your head, finish tying your lace, and walk away. 


The rest of the day goes on without disturbance from Minho, that is until dinner time. 

He makes his way up the line and stands right behind you, cutting in front of Newt, “Come on mate, wait your bloody turn.”

Minho ignores him and instead taps you on the shoulder, “Y/N? Do you know what’s on the menu?”

“Um, I think Fry made his fa-” Minho cuts you off before you can finish. 

“Because I’m pretty sure it’s me-n-u!” 

“Oh my God, what’s wrong with you today Minho? Did you have too much of Gally’s special drink?,” you laugh.


The day is finally over, you’re just watching the stars by the fire with a drink in your hand, and once again, Minho slides next to you, “What now Minho?”

“Nothing…” It’s never nothing with you Minho, after a short pause he adds, “The stars just look gorgeous today.”

You wait, and to your surprise he doesn’t say anything, “Um, yeah. They are.”

“You know, if I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d be holding a whole galaxy,” You look at him ready to roll your eyes, but then you realize that this pickup line is actually pretty sweet, “Wow, you’ve been rolling your eyes all day at me, but look at you now, you’re actually blushing!”

“I’m not!” You argue.

“Thomas was right!” He says under his breath.

“Huh?” He just shakes his head, so you continue, “Seriously though, what’s gotten into you today? You’re acting so strange.”

“Thomas told me that girls like pickup line,” He shrugs.

You laugh out loud, “Oh God Minho, you’re such a dork, I thought you’d know better than to trust Thomas!”

“So…you didn’t like it?” You chuckle at his cuteness and shake your head.

“You’re adorable Min,” You say before leaning into give him a peck on the cheek. He looks at you in shock but you just get up, “I’m going to bed, you should get some sleep too.”

As you walk away, you just hear him call out, “Wait! You didn’t answer my question! Did you like it?”

“Go to sleep Minho!” You respond without turning back.

End.

Masterlist // Rules List // To-Do List

You’re pregnant

‘‘Mama are you okay?’‘

‘‘Yes dear I’m fine.’‘

The girl didn’t believe her mother , if the dark bags under her eyes and her abnormal exhaustion were anything to go by.

‘‘Can we go home now?’‘

The pink haired women looked towards the stack of paperwork on her desk before answering,thinking that if she stayed any longer her husband will come and get her,and his attempts never ended well for both of them,last time he did that they ended up with a broken desk and being caught in a rather awkward position by one of nurses.

‘‘Yeah come on.’‘

The Uchiha mother and daughter headed out of the hospital towards their home.

‘‘So what were you doing all day?’‘

Sakura said as she seemed to relax after meeting the night air.

‘‘I was just training’‘

‘‘Did you destroy a house or a field in the process?’‘

‘‘Mama!’‘

‘‘What? I gotta ask after you burned our house three years ago and just last week Naruto called me saying he has to talk to me about the training field you destroyed.’‘

‘‘Ok,first of all I didn’t know that the jutsu in that scroll was a fire jutsu ,and secondly,maybe I did pack a little more than necessary chakra into my punch last week.’‘

‘‘A little more!? you destroyed the whole field with one punch.’‘

‘‘Hn,don’t act like you’re not proud.’‘ she said while displaying a sheepish smile.

‘‘I am.’‘ she said.

After a moment of silence Sakura spoke again.

‘‘So Konohamaru told me that you’re getting closer to Mitsuki these days.’‘ she said as she waggled her eyebrows.

‘‘Mama no, me and him are like uncle Naruto and you.’‘

‘‘Hmm,but you do seem to get along much better  with Boruto than before?’‘

‘‘God no,there’s nothing between me and Boruto,he’s so annoying shanaroo!’‘

Sakura laughed as she pulled her daughter towards her by the shoulders,Sakura didn’t miss the redness of the girls face and ears but she decided to give the girl a break and change the subject.

‘‘You ready for tomorrow?’‘

‘‘Hell yeah,I’m gonna kick ass.’‘

‘‘Kakashi mailed me today,he said that he’s going to watch the chunin exams tournament tomorrow.’‘

‘‘Really? then I have to win!’‘

‘‘That’s the spirit Sasa-chan, you can do it Shanaroo!’‘

Both kunoichis raised their fists in the air which got them a few strange looks from the people on the street.

‘‘Hey isn’t that the Sakura Haruno?’‘

‘‘Yeah she is.’‘

‘‘Wow she’s so pretty.’‘

‘‘Come on I want to get her autograph.’‘

‘‘I can’t believe I’m going to meet the strongest kunoichi in the world.’‘

‘Seriously’ Sarada deadpanned as a swarm of people from different villages crowded her mother.

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.

.

‘Wonder why she’s late? I hope she’s not working I’m not in the mood to go drag her away from her office.’ Sasuke though as he finished slicing the tomatoes.

‘Probably a group of foreigners crowded her,she’s too nice to shoo them away’ he though as he put the tomatoes in the salad,after setting aside a plate for Sarada without tomatoes.

If there’s one thing he will never get about his daughter is her hatred for tomatoes,they’re delicious.

‘‘Papa we’re home.’‘

Sasuke smiled upon hearing Sarada’s voice.

Both of his girls entered the kitchen,one of them a cheery and the other looking like she’s about to collapse.

‘‘Hello darling.’‘

‘‘hey,you should sit down.’‘

‘‘No I’m fine,I’m going to go get a shower, this smells delicious.’‘

Sakura has to admit that she’s a little jealous of her husband’s ability in the kitchen,he has one hand for Kami’s sake and he still cooks better than her.

‘‘Except for the tomato soup.’’

Sasuke shot a glare towards his daughter who smiled.

‘‘Sarada never insult tomatoes in front of you’re father,he’s quite sensitive about that subject.’‘ She said remembering  when she called him mister tomato face when they first started their relationship ,as in when she first started seeing him blush.

‘‘You’re food is going to get cold Sakura.’‘ he said as they made eye contact,she could see the question in his eyes,she nodded to isgnifie that she was fine.

‘‘Yeah just give me five minutes.’‘

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.

.

‘‘So on what have you been training all day?’‘

‘‘Can’t tell you before the exams.’‘

‘‘Hn,not even a hint?’‘

‘‘You have to wait until tomorrow like everybody else’‘

‘‘Doesn’t the fact that I am your father get me special advantages?’‘

‘‘Yeah,those advantages only apply when my intentions aren’t to surprise you.’‘

‘‘You got me exited now.’‘

‘‘Good.’‘ she said as she moved to set the table.

‘‘Hn’‘

Her father isn’t as cold as he seems,she came to find that he’s a warm person he just either doesn’t want to show it or has trouble showing it,and he was quite funny too,but his jokes normally came at the form of sarcastic comments at the expense of Sakura or Naruto and sometimes Boruto.

‘‘Hey papa is mama sick?’‘

‘‘No why do you ask?’‘

‘‘I don’t know she’s been acting a little weird lately.’‘

She’s been  a lot more moody than usual lately.

Sasuke was about to answer when Sakura came in.

‘‘Okay let’s dig in.’‘

She was wearing her favorite red shirt,which seemed tighter on her than it was last week.

‘‘Em,mama are you noticing that you’re weight increased?’‘

Sarada picked her words carefully, aware of her mothers moodiness lately.

Sakura shared a look with Sasuke.

‘‘We should tell her now.’‘ he said to his wife who nodded in response.

‘‘Sarada activate you’re sharingan and look at your mother.’‘

She did as she was told,not hesitating to do what her father told her to do.

‘‘Mama you’re chakra is coiling around your stomach as if guarding it and theirs a different chakra than yours around their too.’‘

The girl froze as she figured it out.

‘‘Yo-you’re pregnant?!’‘

Sakura smiled and nodded.

‘‘But how,when,HOW?’‘

A tinge of pink appeared on Sasuke’s face as Sakura face was comparable to Sasuke’s favorite fruit.

Sasuke looked at Sakura before talking.

‘‘I thought you had the talk with her.’‘

‘‘I did when Sai tried to explain sex to her when she was nine.’‘

‘‘Sai what?’‘ he said as a tinge of anger flashed in his eyes,it was safe to say that Sai wasn’t Sasuke’s favorite person in the world.

‘‘I know how but you’re my parents and you’re old!’‘

‘‘Sarada!’‘

‘‘How far along are you?’‘

‘‘About six weeks.’‘

‘‘Huh.’‘

Sarada froze for a minute before continuing.

‘‘ A little brother.’‘

‘‘Or sister’‘ Sasuke said.

‘‘I have a feeling it’s a boy.’‘ the girl said still stunned by the revelation.

‘‘Are you unhappy Sasa-chan?’‘

‘‘What?no I’m just surprised that’s it.’‘

A moment passed before a smile found it’s way to Sarada’s face.

‘‘I’m going to be a big sister.’‘

Sakura smiled too, relieved that Sarada is happy.

‘‘Wait,you said you’re 6 weeks along ,six weeks ago was the attack at the chunin stadium,that means that-’‘

Sakura turned red from head to toe as Sasuke covered his face with his hand.

‘‘Eww eww,couldn’t you wait you-you perverts.’‘

‘‘I’m going to my room.’‘ she said as she ran upstairs,Sakura buried her head in her hands,she didn’t want to know what Sarada will do if she told her that the baby was probably conceived in her room since they used it to hide from Boruto who came barging in.

She raised her head when she heard a rare laugh from Sasuke.

‘‘What are you laughing about?’‘

‘‘Well the situation is quite amusing.’‘

Sakura couldn’t help but laugh,cause she has to admit that this situation is funny from an objective point of view,but too bad for her,she’s going to have trouble meeting Sarada’s eye tomorrow.

“Damn Barnes, you had some good taste” Tony said let out a wolf whistle. Tony and Natasha had been helping Bucky and Steve sort through the Smithsonian storage for anything they could keep. Tony had been the one to find the scrapbook and had been idly flipping through the pages while the others actually worked, “can’t believe you passed up a girl like this for Rogers”
A girl smiled shyly up from the page in front of him. Dark painted lips were curved into a soft smile and her short blonde hair was sleek and combed delicately across her forehead. The old black and white of the photo didn’t do much to hide the deep blush in her cheeks.
The others gathered around trying to get a glimpse of the mystery girl. When Bucky was finally able to peer over Stark’s shoulder he practically choked.
“Ho-lee shit” He said scrambling to take the book from Tony’s hands, “Mary an Joseph we are so lucky nobody found this,” he said finally pulling the book from Tony.
“What?” Stark said, smirking “no need to be ashamed of a girl like that.”
Buck’s cheeks grew ruddy, “it’s not that,” he stammered, “I mean she’s not…um she wasn’t…”
“Oh my god,” Natasha said, her eyes dancing with glee as she looked at the photo, “you can’t be serious James.”
Before Bucky could respond Steve came sauntering back in “hey guys, the lady up front says we only got ten minutes so we better pack it up for today,” his eyebrows furrowed in confusion at Bucky’s wide eyes and Natasha practically doubled over with laughter, “uh what did I miss.”
“Apparently some inside joke between assassins about Barnes’ mystery girl.”
“Wha-” the blond was interrupted by the scrapbook shoved into his chest by a positively red Bucky.
Steve gaped as he look at the girl “oh Jesus Mary and Joseph,” he murmured as Bucky nodded solemnly beside him.
“Okay seriously what’s the big deal. It’s just a picture of a pretty girl, what are you all freaking out about?”
“You think she’s pretty Stark?” Natasha asked slyly.
Tony rolled his eyes, “yes Natasha, I’m engaged, not blind. I just want to know who the hell she is!”
“’S not a girl,” Steve choked out, avoiding Tony’s eyes, “it’s uh….it’s me.”
the silence that landed over the cramped unit was practically palpable.
“What?” Tony deadpanned, his eyes flickering between the two blushing men.
Steve let out a long breath, “two men bein together back then was more than just frowned upon Stark, it was illegal. And y'know sometimes we just wanted to go out and be a normal couple.”
Tony lunged for the book tearing it out of Steve’s lax grip. His eyes flickered between the man before him the pretty girl in the picture. His eyes widened as he was able to pick out the familiar face, “holy shit"he breathed.
"It wasn’t so hard back then,” Bucky said scratching his neck awkwardly, “Stevie was small enough to be passed off as a dame no problem. We got the make up and clothes from my sisters on the nights we wanted to go dancing or something.”
“So,” Steve said to Tony, a smirk pulling at his lips, “you think I’m pretty?”
“Oh my GOD.”

Scenario List???

Because why not! 

-Character A is a house cleaner and one of their clients is character B’s parents. Character B’s parents were loaded and have a mansion, and B is staying there while their parents are out of town. Character A shows up sick, not expecting for anyone to be at the house–usually both parents are at work during the day. Character B is alarmed that they’d even show up like this. 

-Character A’s lease is up today and they have to move all their things from one apartment to another. Character A and their roommate, Character B, agreed to move things separately because A has so. much. crap. But it’s a really hot day, and character A is starting to wilt a little… and why aren’t they sweating anymore? are they seriously shivering?

-Character A is a tour guide at a history museum and Character B is doing a research for a project for a college essay. Character A looks pretty tired, but when B asks about it, they say that they just haven’t had enough coffee today. But Character B knows enough about World War I to know that some of this information isn’t right… and that people aren’t supposed to sway on their feet like that.

-Character A does the seal performances at the zoo, and character B is an intern. During the show, A is fumbling a lot, and ends up saying that one of the animals isn’t feeling very well and apologizing to the audience for having to end the show early, sending them all away. When character B comes over to check on the animal, it turns out that it wasn’t the seal who was sick, after all. 

Kris Father Headcanons
  1. He will always be there, always
  2. No one, but seriously no one, touches his little girl
  3. Can look pretty scary but even his kids know he is a dork xD
  4. “We are having Chicken today! Not again?! But chicken is style!”
  5. Dedicates songs to his kids
  6. Reads fairy tales to them every night
  7. Talks to them in all the languages he knows so they learn too
  8. Galaxy themed parties
  9. Basketball matches with the other members’ kids
  10. “How can I become a better father? I want to be better for them”
  11. Seriously, no boy comes near his little princess
  12. Oh but that girl his son likes… definitely will give him some tips xD
  13. Giant Bear Hugs
  14. “Your teacher called… do you want to tell me your side of the story?”
  15. very very understanding father
  16. Will teach them how to drive, how to drink… 
  17. “The Talk” would be the most uncomfortable thing ever, like… really really uncomfortable
  18. “What are you talking about? You’re an adult now? No… for me you are still ten”
  19. He would get lost in his thoughts about how much his kids have grown and how proud he is
  20. He would write letters for his children, letters that will say important things and lessons about life, just in case he can’t be there.

Xo, Ara~

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Originally posted by jimiyoong

Genre: Fluff, ANGST, Celebrity! AU

Word count: 7.7k (my longest oneshot ever !!)

Pairing: Jimin x reader

Summary: The perfect guy, the imperfect celebrity

Warnings: Triggering topics - panic attack, thoughts of suicide

A/N: HELLO GUYS IM BACK WITH MY FIRST FIC IN QUITE A WHILE im so sorry tumblr deleted the post before this i haTE but it’s back so whooo !! this story is actually somewhat based on a personal experience, so I included a lot of personal thoughts and insights to try to make this better HAHAHAH but i hope yall like it !! i put in a lot of effort trying to write this fic and many BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS were shed but im finally done !! i really hold this story v close to myself because i actually felt all these things and i was a little delusional like the y/n in this fic !! please tell me how it was by dropping an ask into my inbox, both compliments and constructive criticism is good !! anyway besides this fic, im not yet done with dead leaves soRRY but feel free to leave me a request for the ending of chapter 7 (2nd last chapter !!) so drop me that asK ANYWAY IM RAMBLING AGAIN I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS FIC BYEEEEEE

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I'm currently stalking your art and I think they are all fantastic and brilliant and amazing - especially your use of light and shadows and such. How long did it take you to become so good at your craft? And what would you say helped you the most with it? I'm hoping to re-start my arty side (you've inspired me to put it lightly - I found your page last night, looked through it, and then liked pretty much everything today after signing in for the first time in months.) and I thought I'd ask :)

Thank you! Well, I have always drawn, since I was a kid. But I can certainly say that what helped me was to started taking my art a bit more seriously. I started to practice anatomy, the fundamentals of light and shadows. I am such a nerd for those things. I have books and I bought tutorials online (they helped me so much!! ). I try to learn as much as I can :) and I’m always learning, trying to figure out what I like to do best. I also get out of my comfort zone, drawing subjects I don’t usually draw much. Experimenting and drawing everyday is my main advice. Always keep improving and never be satisfied with it - but enjoy the process because drawing can be a lifetime thing and you will always get better :) Good luck with your journey!!