The Level One Starter: Heyyy there sexy lady ;) how u doing tonight? Got plans for the weekend? Loved your profile, was hoping we could chat more xxx
The Midlife Crisis: Hey beautiful :p I am a professional man living in a city who is looking for a naughty partner in crime. I give generous gifts and dinners as well as tickling and kisses :p I can spoil you any way you like if you can spoil me :p I have a place in XXX and you can CUM by and we can have some adult fun :p :p message me back, I don’t bite…unless you want me to :p
The Scrapbooker: Got any more pics? X
The Google Translate: hello there sexy, i can spoil and am gentle man. can give kisses and lots of spoils. message back with sexy pics in bikinis xxxxxxxxx
The Dad of Three: Hi :) I’m David and I already know I’m a bit old for you. I guess I’m wondering what a nice girl like you is doing on a site like this?
The Straight To The Point: Hi, I love your lovely round breasts I can’t wait to squeeze and lick them and stimulate you in every way you’ve ever dreamed. I’m looking for someone very fun and naughty!!! I like anal and various roleplays. Have you ever used toys? xxx
The Chicks Dig Doctors: Hi, I’m Sam :) I’m a medical professional living in the city and I went to university to study medicine, I am working in my medical practice, seeing to my many patients, and that’s why I can’t meet during the day.
The Done This Before: Hello, I’m Michael. I’m 52 years old and run a successful firm in the city. I read your profile and have to say I’m intrigued. I am currently staying at the XXX and wondered if we could get together during my stay. I will compensate you for your time.
The Didn’t Read Your Profile: Me and my wife are looking for a young hot thing to spice up our sex lives ;) Must be sexually submissive, into rape fantasy and costumes xoxo
The Definitely Not A Rapist: Hi there :) I liked your profile, was wondering if you’re free tonight? I have a nice place overlooking the river and could wine and dine you, and also some lovely gifts to spoil you with :) I love making ladies smile. Let me know if you’re free, I could buy you dinner and we could go back to mine xxx
The Conversationalist: Hey ;) x
The Talking Clock: Hello my fair lady :) I loved your profile and have messaged you once before but you didn’t seem to reply! If you’re going to take this seriously, you should reply PROMPTLY to the messages that people send you. I sent you a message on the 4th at 6.30pm and even though you were online you didn’t reply so I am trying again today on the 6th. I hope to receive a warm and friendly and PROMPT response as soon as you see this!!! xxx
The College Student Who Wandered In: Hey, you’re pretty hot :) wanna grab a drink tonight?
The Mother Didn’t Hug Me Enough: Hello, Mistress- i am looking for a beautiful woman like you to dominate me. i want for You to choke me with your high heels and stick huge black dildos up my asshole until i cum over your boots and You have me lick it all up
The One In A Million: Hi, how are you? I’m looking for a young lady to spoil and am prepared to negotiate a pay per meet fee or a monthly allowance, dependant on whether we like each other or not. My email is XXX and please let me know if you’re interested after reading my profile. I’m staying at the XXX until the 10th and we can talk about it over champagne if you’re free this weekend?
Another MTG fanart :) I started the sketch when I read the MTG story chapter where Jace created an illusion of Ravnica, and today I finally had the time to finish it! (Also - thanks for that super mean cliffhanger this week.)
The sky is really beautiful, once in a while go out and look at it. It will smile you back in stars, sunsets, sunrises, grey clouds. Nature is fuel for the soul. Studies show that spending time in nature makes people feel more alive. So, if you’re feeling sluggish, you know what to do. Don’t settle. Don’t do anything you don’t want to do, if it doesn’t make you happy, like really-really happy, don’t even think about doing it. Also, if he makes you more sad than happy, trust me with this, you’ll be better off alone. Remember to compliment people if you like their smile, make-up, clothes or voice. Seriously, don’t lose the chance to brighten somebody’s day. People don’t change, believe me, maybe I generalize, but never give someone the opportunity to waste your time twice. It’s not “I’ll believe it when I see it”, but it’s “I’ll see it when I believe it”, our thoughts are very-very-very powerful. Honestly, you’re what you think you are, if you think that you’re beautiful and you look great today, everybody will think the same about you, I promise you, our thoughts can change our life, so pretty please, think positive & positive things will happen. Don’t worry about your past or future, just seize the day and don’t hurt yourself by thinking negative thoughts, because no amount of anxiety changes the future. If you’re feeling down, watch youtube videos with cats/dogs, funny videos, write down your crazy ideas, write down a to-do list, a bucket list, write things you like about yourself, write things you don’t like about yourself and try to change them or change your attitude. Find a new passion, I really like playing the piano on virtualpiano.net, it just makes me happy and I like learning new songs and playing them when I want to be in peace with myself. Take photos, a lot of photos, take photos of everything, of your mother, you, your brother, that pink flower, that beautiful girl down the street, your books, your diary, everything. You know what the say? “When a flowers doesn’t bloom you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower”, so, think about it, maybe you need to change something in your life in order to grow? Be brave, be yourself, be kind, be happy, help people, go for what you want, believe in karma, be proud of yourself, smile, cry, but never give up, please.
THE AMUSING BOY AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK [CISCO RAMON SOULMATE AU]
request: “If you write for Cisco I actually prefer if it’s for him but Barry is fine too but bc I work at an amusement park and we are doing our fright night, I would like teen!Cisco or Barry meeting his future s/o for the first time and they come off a little posed because he won’t order his food but then they’re like holy shit he’s cute and about to be mine and yeah fluff and stuff please and thanks.” — by anon
a/n: i did this with cisco bc you said you prefer it lol and also bECAUSE CISCO IS BASICALLY BAE. ((yes people, i accept requests other than barry allen ahaha.)) i hope you like this btw!
“Y/N, this is ridiculous.” Y/F/N, laughed as you pulled her along the entrance of the amusement park. “I swear to god, you are such a kid sometimes.”
You grinned, turning around to look at her. “Hey, you can’t blame me. My parents never allowed me to go to these kind of places.”
Y/F/N raised an eyebrow. “What made them change their minds?”
“Oh, they haven’t.” you let go of her wrist, “I snuck out.” you then chuckled.
You were never really the rebel type growing up. You were always polite, were good at your studies, and practically the perfect daughter anyone could ask for. But in this case, you couldn’t resist going out and disobeying your mother’s orders not to go, because something happened that made you do it.
“Holy crap.” Y/F/N noticed the numbers on your watch. “5 freaking hours. What the hell?” she exclaimed loudly, causing a lot of people to look at your direction.
You smirked. “Do you honestly think I’d suddenly become the irresponsible kid just like that?”
She shook her head in amazement. “How did you know?”
“Well, whenever I thought about going to this amusement park, the time of my clock would shift from 9 whole years to 3 days.” you explained. “So, I thought, why not? I mean, it cannot be malfunctioning, but if it did, it still is an amusement park and they said it would be fun here. It’s a win win situation.”
Y/F/N groaned in envy, “Ugh, you are so lucky and so clever to analyze it like that. My clock is still saying I have to wait 4 years to see my soulmate!”
You shrugged, “Then you’ll just have to wait.”
For the rest of the night, you spent it with Y/F/N filled with happiness, eagerness, and enthusiasm. You honestly had so much fun that there came a point that you had totally forgotten about your supposed meeting with your soulmate. Just now, you came off the roller coaster in exhilaration, glancing at your friend who looked like she was going to get sick.
She panted, sitting down on a vacant chair. “Y/N, I hate you for making me do that.”
“Wasn’t it fun?” you coughed slightly.
“Nope. No, it wasn’t.”
You laughed. “Hey, let me just buy a bottle of water. That ride got me dehydrated.” you joked. “Want anything?” you asked her, glancing at the food stall with the least of customers.
Y/F/N shook her head. “I want to puke.”
“I’ll take that as none.” you laughed again, standing up and heading towards the said stall.
When you reached there, you brought out some money, but before you could order, you heard very audible voices behind your back that caused you to turn around.
“Francisco, this is getting ridiculous.” An older looking boy told the person beside him, crossing his arms and pointing at the menu.
“But I can’t do it.” Francisco reasoned. “And besides, you’re the older brother Dante so you should be handling this.”
Dante rolled his eyes. “You need to learn to be independent and order your own food.”
“I can order my own food, I just don’t want to move because my clock is ticking and I might see her any second from now.” Francisco defended himself before looking forward and coincidentally meeting your eyes.
It happened so fast and unexpected that the two of you literally jumped when both of your watches suddenly vibrated and hit the zero mark.
“Holy –” the boy was the first to utter a word, flickering his eyes down at his watch and then setting his eyes back to you.
You, on the other hand, was just staring at him with your eyes wide open. He was extremely cute for the record, and the way he pulled off his medium length hair caused your mouth to tilt into a smile because of how adorable he looked. But what caused your smile to get bigger was the fact that he was your soulmate.
“Glad to know you treat this soulmate thing seriously.” You teased, stepping closer.
Cisco Ramon was blinking rapidly and contemplated on pinching himself to know whether he was dreaming or not. You were his soulmate, and the thought of how did he get so damn lucky with a beautiful girl like you was passing inside his mind.
“Ye-Yeah.” he stuttered. “Uh, is this some kind of prank or did I really just hit the jackpot today.”
You blushed at his statement. “Seems pretty true to me.” you looked down at your watch again.
“It’s Cisco Ramon, by the way. Not Francisco, please don’t call me that.” He gave you a boyish grin before extending his hand out.
“It’s what our parents gave to you so I think she has the right to call you that.” Dante pointed out with a teasing smile.
Cisco glared at his brother, “Hey, I was talking to the lady not you.”
You chuckled at their banter. “I’m Y/N Y/L/N.” you shook his hand. “And apparently, your soulmate.”
“I must be the luckiest person alive then.” he told you.
“Both of us are.” you grinned at him, now the one causing him to blush.
Summary: In which If You Need Me by The Rolling Stones becomes you and Steve Harrington’s song over a period of time.
A/N: Woo, baby, did I have a hell of a time writing this. Sorry it took so long, but I think you’ll enjoy it hopefully. I’m also thinking about 4 parts in total? Unless you guys want me to do more? Also, Billy doesn’t really make a big appearance on this one but it mentioned several times.
Warnings: cursing, crappy writing, slow-burnish, etc.
Word Count: 3998?
“Said if you want me
Why don’t you send for me
Said if you want, want, want
All you gotta do is send for me
Don’t wait too long
Just a pick up your phone
I’ll be there
Right there, where I belong”
You slowly start to come to consciousness, to comfortable in your current state to open your eyes. Wrapped up in warm blankets, cuddled into the soft couch, and a weight over your middle.
Turns out, once your eyes shot open, that weight was Steve’s arm, draped over your side and holding you securely to his body. Your heart skipped a beat when you felt his breath fan the side of your face, and his fingers twitch across your stomach. Just to prove to yourself that this moment was real, you lifted your hips and butt-scooted as close as possible to Steve’s own hips without waking him up. Hell yeah, this was real.
I love luffy’s personality SO MUCH. I love it when he’s careless and reckless and just doesn’t give a shit about pretty much anything, making everyone frustrated. But when he acts all badass? caring about everyone? being the sensible one? looking for a way to take control of the situation and save the day? taking his role as captain so seriously? with that look™ in his eyes? I LOVE THAT EVEN MORE.
Happy birthday! I <3 your writing and this is so sweet! If possible, I'D love some modern-day domestic bellarke arranged marriage for something like adoption reasons and cute parental bellarke if you can swing it!
“Thank f– goodness, I thought you’d never get here.”
Bellamy smirks and holds his hands out for Sophie, who is babbling and reaching for him. She’s always been a friendly baby– takes after Wells in that respect, he thinks– and he’s been around enough the past few months that she’s used to him, but it always makes him a little smug that she likes him enough to leave her favorite place, which is Clarke’s arms.
“What’s going on?” He asks, wincing when chubby little hands clench at his hair. Clarke makes a tutting noise and works his hair out of Sophie’s grasp, giving her a toy to hold instead. The baby immediately puts the stuffed giraffe’s ear in her mouth, which Bellamy takes as her seal of approval.
“Come inside,” Clarke sighs, running a hand over her disheveled braid and making a face. Hair-pulling has been a pretty common theme lately, just another thing Clarke had to adjust to after being suddenly thrust into parenthood.
Bellamy was a little surprised she wanted to take the kid. Thelonius had kept Sophie for a while immediately after the accident that killed Wells and Maya, but that hadn’t been a permanent solution. He and Clarke had sat down with a social worker, who suggested that Clarke take Sophie on a trial basis, a few months after which they would all decide if it was the right placement for the eight-month-old.
It hasn’t been easy going. Clarke had no idea what to do with a baby, so naturally she’d called in reinforcements (Bellamy for the most part, Abby on occasion). He spent a lot of nights on Clarke’s couch at the beginning, but after a few weeks she decided she needed to be able to handle it more on her own if she was seriously going to consider adopting.
(Bellamy still worries about her, of course, and still comes over all the time, but if he calls it hanging out instead of helping out, she allows it.)
So he’s pretty surprised when he gets an SOS text a week or so before Sophie’s first birthday.
“Seriously,” he says, the baby looking up at him with her big brown eyes, giraffe securely in mouth. “Are you okay?”
“I don’t know.” He can hear the fatigue in her voice more clearly now and it makes him frown. “I had an appointment with Anya today.”
“The social worker?”
“Yeah.” When she sinks to the couch, she pulls her knees up against her chest, smiling a little as Sophie tucks her head under Bellamy’s chin, her eyelids drooping. It’s probably time for her nap soon.
“Did you guys get started on the adoption paperwork?”
“Not exactly.” Clarke bites her lip. “It turns out I might not get to keep her.”
“What do I
do?” I ask Newt, he just chuckles in return, “Help me shuckface! You know I
like Y/N, but she barely even gives me a second glance! I need to make her fall
in love with me! Help me!”
Newt just sighs and
responds with, “I don’t know mate, maybe she just fancies someone else.”
“Maybe you should try
using some pickup lines on her, I heard girls love those!” Thomas pitches in.
“Uh Tommy, I don’t
think girls-” Newt begins, but Thomas cuts him off.
“Trust me Minho they
love pickup lines!”
I guess it’s worth a shot.
You lean on your
shovel, exhausted from the planting that you been doing all day, and fan
yourself with your hand.
“Hey Y/N,” You hear
Minho’s familiar voice call from behind you.
“What do you want
Minho?” You groan.
“Are you okay?” He
looks at you up and down, and for a moment he looks genuinely concerned.
“Um, yeah,” You
shrug, “it’s just really hot out here.”
“I think I know what
the problem is,” He says leaning a bit closer, “I think you’re suffering from a
lack of vitamin me.”
You laugh, “Seriously
Minho? You’re an idiot.”
You roll your eyes at
him before walking away.
You make your way
towards Newt, Alby, and Thomas, with your lunch tray in your hands. You’re in
the midst of a normal conversation when Minho slides into the seat next to you.
For a moment he’s completely silent, which surprises you, but then he finally
says, “You know Y/N, if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.”
“Really mate, is that
the best you can do? Cutecumber?” Newt asks, clearly suffering from secondhand
Once again you just
chuckle and roll your eyes.
Once you finish
eating you make your way back to the gardens, to continue with work. Suddenly
you see Minho running towards you, “WOAH WOAH WOAH! Y/N!”
He stops in front of
you and looks down, “Can I tie your shoelaces for you?” You assume that is
another one of stupid jokes, until you notice that your shoelace is actually
“Um thanks, but I can
tie it myself,” You say before crouching down to do so.
“Good. I just
wouldn’t want you falling for someone else,” He winks.
“Come on Minho,
again? Really?” You shake your head, finish tying your lace, and walk away.
The rest of the day
goes on without disturbance from Minho, that is until dinner time.
He makes his way up
the line and stands right behind you, cutting in front of Newt, “Come on mate,
wait your bloody turn.”
Minho ignores him and
instead taps you on the shoulder, “Y/N? Do you know what’s on the menu?”
“Um, I think Fry made
his fa-” Minho cuts you off before you can finish.
“Because I’m pretty
sure it’s me-n-u!”
“Oh my God, what’s
wrong with you today Minho? Did you have too much of Gally’s special drink?,”
The day is finally
over, you’re just watching the stars by the fire with a drink in your hand, and
once again, Minho slides next to you, “What now Minho?”
“Nothing…” It’s never nothing with you Minho, after
a short pause he adds,“The stars
just look gorgeous today.”
You wait, and to your
surprise he doesn’t say anything, “Um, yeah. They are.”
“You know, if I had a
star for every time you brightened my day, I’d be holding a whole galaxy,” You
look at him ready to roll your eyes, but then you realize that this pickup line
is actually pretty sweet, “Wow, you’ve been rolling your eyes all day at me,
but look at you now, you’re actually blushing!”
“I’m not!” You argue.
“Thomas was right!”
He says under his breath.
“Huh?” He just shakes
his head, so you continue, “Seriously though, what’s gotten into you today?
You’re acting so strange.”
“Thomas told me that
girls like pickup line,” He shrugs.
You laugh out loud,
“Oh God Minho, you’re such a dork, I thought you’d know better than to trust
“So…you didn’t like
it?” You chuckle at his cuteness and shake your head.
Min,” You say before leaning into give him a peck on the cheek. He looks at you
in shock but you just get up, “I’m going to bed, you should get some sleep
As you walk away, you
just hear him call out, “Wait! You didn’t answer my question! Did you like it?”
“Go to sleep Minho!”
You respond without turning back.
Having a chronic illness that limits your abilities to function like most other people can be the most loneliest feeling in the world. I’ve recently been struggling very much with this, making and keeping friendships has been difficult, and in this last year and a bit I have had my eyes opened to the world of loneliness, and it’s really not a nice place to be. However on the sunny side, I have learned ways and means of dealing with these feelings along the way - so here they are! 💕💕💕💕
1. ADOPT A CAT 🐱
I know, I know, I sound like a typical crazy cat lady. But seriously, cats are wonderful creatures, and pretty low maintenance to look after too, which is ideal when you don’t have a lot of energy. My cats have seen every single ugly part of my illness and still want to be around me regardless, and that’s something special that you won’t find in many people! So go on - adopt your own fur baby today and never feel unloved again!
2. GET A PENPAL 💌
This is really a solution for two problems; loneliness AND boredom. I’ve found this to be really helpful in lifting the spirits, I have two pen pals; one in Australia so our letters often take a couple of weeks to get to each other, and the other is in England so we send our letters often weekly. And trust me, when you’ve been feeling so ill and too rotten to actually be bothered to see anybody, getting a lovely handwritten letter can be so uplifting. Somehow there doesn’t seem to be as much demand with letter writing than if you were to speak to somebody online, it’s all at your own pace.
3. SOCIAL MEDIA 💻
I wouldn’t normally speak so positively about social media as I think at times it can be overwhelming (she says as she’s writing this on tumblr). But knowing that there are other people out there going through the same thing as you can be so comforting and can help to make you feel less alone. So get watching YouTube videos, reading blogs, following people on Instagram etc. We’re all here waiting to support each other and raise awareness!
4. LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS 💁🏻
This could be misconstrued as a negative thing but actually learning to protect your heart is one of the most important and positive things ever. The truth is that people often say things that they have no intention of following up, I suppose to be/appear a good person. But that can be such a damaging thing to do to somebody who is pining for company. I think the best thing to do is, if people for example say they’re going to visit you or take you out somewhere, to take it all with a pinch of salt. Appreciate the thought and gesture of good will, but if it’s been a few weeks/months and they still haven’t then don’t be too disheartened! And try your best not to hold a grudge, some things just aren’t meant to be, especially if they feel forced. (I also find its a good idea to not make friends with people who have busy lives if you yourself don’t.)
5. SELF CARE 🛀🏻
I feel like I go on about self care an awful lot, I’m starting to feel like an overindulgent hedonist! But if I’m honest, out of all the things on this list, self care has helped me the most. Take pleasure in the small things; go outside and feel the fresh air and sun on your skin, meditate for as long as you wish, doodle mandalas and pretty patterns all day long! And we all know you can’t buy happiness, but if you can afford to; eat the cake, buy the dress, and take the hour long bubble bath filled with Lush products! You are a warrior princess and you deserve to be treat with love, respect and kindness - so show yourself some compassion!
• “you’re dumb”
• “thanks, i know im handsome”
• all the members cannot stand you but then again when they’re stressed they just call you guys over and it just fixes up their moods
• mark hates both of you
• no exception
• y'all are annoying
• YOU TWO TEASE MARK SO MUCH LIKE AW POOR BABY
• “SHUT YOUR MOUTH”
• taeyong cannot stop sighing around the two of you
• you know why.
• i know you know why.
• “your crush is coming!”
• “be natural- BOOMING SYSTEM UH UH”
• donghyuck thinks memes are dumb
• until he finds one that he thinks is funny.
• then it’s the golden meme and he’s sending it to you every 5 minutes.
• “i love you”
• “thanks, i love me too”
• Really. REALLY. RANDOM BREAK OUTS OF SINGING.
• you guys play really stupid games with really intense punishments.
• like, rock paper scissors where the loser GETS THEIR ASS BEAT.
• no one likes you guys but then again everybody likes you guys and it’s honestly like, same.
• OK but why do you guys seem like the type of couple who’d do the-
• “finish the heart”
• //sends a pic of middle finger
• HE FEEDS YOU SOMETIMES
• WHEN HE FEELS GENEROUS.
• THAT’S..PRETTY OFTEN? I MEAN
• IT’S DONGHYUCK.
• it really catches him off guard when you call him haechan
• who is haechan.
• you guys literally, SING YOUR LUNGS OUT, TO FIRETRUCK. LIKE. FROM THE “GET IT LIFTED” TO THE “SOBANGCHA” part like it gets so intense
• SOMETIMES YOU GUYS ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS’ ALARMS AND WAKE EVERYONE UP AND 2AM AND SOMETIMES YOU GUYS HAVE AN “ALARMS CAN’T TOUCH ME” ATTITUDE AND THOSE ARE THE DAYS YOU GUYS STAY IN TILL 5 PM.
• you guys are both literally the smallest little babies OK LIKE DO NOT EVEN DENY. Y'ALL AREN’T EVEN LEGAL YET.
• not innocent tho
• what is innocence? :“)
• YOU WOULD FANGIRL
• DONGHYUCK WOULD BE LIKE “WHAT. EVEN.”
• AND WATCH WITH YOU. AND SOME DAYS HE’S LIKE “I’M BETTER DON’T EVEN” AND SOMETIMES HE’S “SHIT. I GOT YOU. HE COOL.”
• little tiny pecks on the cheek and the lips when no one’s looking bc no one needs tO KnOW.
• you ask donghyuck to sing you to sleep.
• he always replies the same way
• “oh my god shut up and go to sleep im growing and i don’t NEED YOU KEEPING ME UP BYE.”
• but rare days where he just feels a lil, just a tiny bit, clingy, he sings to you.
• but no he doesn’t sing romantic songs or lullabies
• he sings “booming system uh uh, ty track”
• cue taeyong yelling at both of you because you guys are laughing so hard and he’s just, doNE.
• you take his sweaters and hoodies
• he doesn’t even care
• you’re pretty sure he doesn’t even know that it’s his.
• BUT HE KNOWS
• HE DOESN’T WANNA ADMIT IT BUT HE THINKS YOU LOOK SUPER CUTE IN IT
• donghyuck doesn’t act like it bc HE’S SUCH A SLY LIL DJDJ#&/*
• BUT THE TINIEST THINGS FLUSTER HIM.
• WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK IN HIS HOME DIALECT, HE JUST CAN’T HELP BUT SMILE
• AND WHEN YOU LACE YOUR FINGER WITH HIS WHEN YOU’RE BOTH ON THE COUCH, NOT EXACTLY CUDDLING BC WHAT IS CUDDLING, BUT JUST, LAYING ON EACH OTHER, OVERLAPPING ON EACH OTHER WHILE WATCHING TV, HE JUST FEELS SO RELAXED AND HE KINDA BLUSHES BUT YOU NEVER NOTICE AND UGH.
• jeno always tells you how much donghyuck likes you but you just shrug it off and you’re like “idk, i like him a lot, though.”
• AND HE’S JUST LIKE ARGH BC HE LOVES YOU LOTS AND YOU MAY THINK THAT DONGHYUCKS SUPER EXPRESSIVE AND HE’S LOUD BUT THAT’S NOT TRUE, HE’S A COMEDY GOD, BUT HE’S NOT VERY GOOD AT, SERIOUSLY, EXPRESSING HIMSELF TO SOMEONE THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO HIM, BESIDES HIS MOM.
• SO HE BECOMES A LITTLE MORE. SERIOUS.
• HAVE YOU SEEN SERIOUS HYUCK.
• “hey, donghyuck!!! CHECK THIS OUT PEOPLE MADE MEMES OF YOU-”
• “mhm. you look really pretty today” AND OH BOY DID IT TAKE HIM A WHILE TO THINK OF THAT AND ACTUALLY VOCALIZE IT THROUGH HIS THROAT OUT TROUGH HIS LIPS.
• BUT YOU START SMILING AND START GETTING CLINGY AND YOU’RE LIKE “REALLY?REALLY? YOU THINK SO?”
• he really likes you honestly.
• you guys don’t talk about life till 5 am
• you guys talk about mermaids and whether or not they may or may not exist. till 3 am. bc you guys are growing. don’t you dare skip out on sleep, bad kids.
• you guys watch conspiracy theories ALL THE TIME.
• pretty sure harambe was a social experiment made by aliens living in a different dimension where the earth was taken over and created into a monarchy by the aliens to see how humans in a parallel universe would react to such an event.
• yeah. you guys are weird.
• BUT A GOOD WEIRD. EVERYONE LOVES YOU GUYS IT’S COOL.
• OK STORY TIME FOR DONGHYUCK.
• ok so a really long time ago when you guys were both like, grade schoolers.
• DONGHYUCK was a FUN LOVING KID WHO WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE RECESS TAG GAME. AND YOU JUST WATCHED THE STUPID BOYS WHO COULDN’T EVEN BLOW THEIR OWN NOSES, TRY TO PLAY TAG. EVERY 4 SECONDS EVERYONE WOULD FORGET WHO WAS “IT”
• well one day. donghyuck was sitting out on the bench because he sprained his ankle and no one sat down with him and he was just kicking sand with his feet.
• you walked over to him and smiled “hi.”
• “what do U want?” boy was he in a bad mood that he couldn’t play tag with everyone else.
• “i want to play with you!”
• “don’t you see that i can’t play?”
• “i can sit down and talk to you!”
• and that you did.
• donghyuck, the sarcastic, logistical, baby boy who loved running and laughing, was sitting down and talking to you and enjoyed it.
• “when i grow up, i want to sing on a big stage!”
• you smiled and nodded “im sure you can do it.”
• AND THAT, MY FREND, IS WHEN DONGHYUCK STARTED LIKING YOU.
• YOU GUYS WERE ALWAYS CLOSE FRIENDS AND NO JOKE, EVERYONE COULD TELL THAT DONGHYUCK HAD AN ITTY BITTY THING FOR YOU.
• esp jaemin
• jaemin did not even care about donghyuck. he flat out told you that donghyuck liked you but you didn’t believe him.
• and yuta
• yuta has no filter when it comes to hyuck.
• donghyuck denied it
• but EVERYONE K N E W.
• AFTER A WHILE EVEN YOU KNEW.
• BUT BOI KEPT DENYING IT.
• until one day you two were sitting down enjoying your ice cream on a bench near the lake when were like “donghyuck, damn it-”
• and just, went for it and kissed him
• a gently one
• bc you guys are THE CUTEST AND WAS REALLY AWKWARD ABOUT IT.
• and donghyuck dropped his ice cream and then you pulled back and started blushing and let out a small “JSFJFJGJG WHY DID I JUST DO THAT UM-”
• but donghyuck then gave you a small peck on your lips to “calm u down” but it didn’t work it kinda made you freak out even more
• BUT THEN THE LOSER MADE YOU PAY HIM BACK FOR THE ICE CREAM THAT HE DROPPED
• like. not in kisses, not in hugs, in actual money.
• he took back the $2.34 he spent on that ice cream cone.
• classic donghyuck for ya
• you guys do a lot of walking together
• you guys walk to school together
• walk to restaurants
• walk to stores
• walk to nearby lakes and parks
• he tries to teach you how to dance and sing
• LOTS OF PUNS
• THAT FAIL
• PUNS. SO MANY.
• THEY MAKE YOU BUST OUT LAUGHING BC THEY’RE ALL SO STUPID AND VISE VERSA BUT ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS JUST “●-●” AND “ㅎㅅㅎ”
• what is reading the book before the movie
• what is not collecting every piece of merchandise of your boyfriend
• what is a proper meal and not fast food
• WHAT IS SPENDING OUR OWN MONEY INSTEAD OF ASKING THE OLDER MEMBERS FOR MONEY
• WHAT IS NOT USING AEGYO AND BLACKMAIL FOR EVERYTHING
• what even is donghyuck.
OK HERE’S DONGHYUK!!! I’LL PROBS MAKE A PART TWO FOR HIM BC I FEEL LIKE HIS IS SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS AND IT BOTHERS ME. AND THIS, UNFORTUNATELY, IS NOT THAT GOOD TBH IMO, SO ILL PROBS DO ANOTHET ONE, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE REQUESTED AND I’M SO SORRY IM LATE IN POSTING THIS HAHA I HAD SO MUCH SCHOOL WORK AND IDK HOW I’M EVEN ALIVE NOW. BUT THANK YOU GUYS FOR REQUESTING AND KEEPING INTACT WITH MY WRITING.
and riP. 707 FOLLOWERS GUYS. IDK IF ANY OF YOU PLAY MYMS, BUT, 707, FOLLOWERS, GUYS. THANKSSSSS.
//HIIIIII. Can I get a BTS reaction where its late at night and your s/o is sleeping but youre wide awake and another member starts flirting with you about your natural beauty then your s/o wakes up and sees pleaseeeeee? Thank youuuu!!!!!//
Kim Namjoon: He woke up to quiet mumbling coming from the living room and slowly stumbled across the room and towards the door leading into the living room. He slowly opened the door to see Jin sitting close to you, his fingers tangled into your hair and a smile tugging on his lips. A loud giggle escaped Namjoon’s lips, catching your attention and Jin immediately moved away from you. He shook his head at his band mate in disbelief.
“Seriously, even when I’m sleeping?”
Kim Seokjin: You were sitting in the living room and talking over dinner when Namjoon entered the shared apartment and sat down next to you. Seokjin greeted him nicely but Namjoon didn’t respond, instead he put his focus on you. “Did you make this?” he asks, a smile tugging on his lips and you nodded proudly, glad that you’re getting complimented on the dish you’ve prepared.
“It’s good.” he answered as he took another bite, chewing it loudly.
Jealousy bubbled up inside Jin so unexpectedly it startled him and he slammed his chopsticks down on the table before clearing his throat. Namjoon looked at him in confusion. “Do you seriously have nothing better to do than complimenting my girlfriend?” he asked, clearly annoyed at his friends behavior. You nearly chocked on your food as you tried to hold in your laughter as you noticed the frown on Jin’s face and turned to Namjoon to see him shrugging at you.
Min Yoongi: He was fast asleep on the couch next to you and you gently ran your hands through his soft hair, smiling down at your sleeping boyfriend. Suddenly Hoseok jumped down on the couch next to you, Yoongi shifted at the sudden movement and groaned annoyed as he snuggled up closer to you. Hoseok let out a silent giggle and his gaze met yours. His gaze slowly trails down your face to your mouth. For a second you thought he was going to kiss you.
“Yoongi is insanely lucky to have you in his life Y/N.” he admitted smiling at your lips brightly and you felt the blood rushing into your cheeks. “Don’t even think about it.” a familiar voice mumbled and you looked down to see Yoongi wrapping his arm around you and pulling you in closer. “Get lost. She’s mine.” You couldn’t help but giggle at his words and Hoseok tried to find the right words to explain himself, his pale cheeks now burning a bright red color.
Jung Hoseok: Being the kind boyfriend he is, he decided to prepare you a snack for your night in on the couch and left you to yourself for a while. He was humming along to his favorite song when he heard your cute laughter from the living room. His heart hammered against his ribs. He felt the warmth of your laugh invading his chest and smiled to himself before dropping the knife and walked back into the living room out of curiosity. “What’s so funny?” he asked but stopped when he noticed Jimin sitting next to you and looked at him in confusion. Jimin turned to him. “I just told her what happened at practice today.” he answered out of breath. Hoseok’s eyes wandered down to see Jimin’s hand resting on your thigh and raised his eyebrow at him in disgust. “Do you seriously have a death wish?”
Park Jimin: He watched with shaking eyes as Taehyung contiuned to make you laugh and couldn’t help but feel jealous by all the attention he was giving you. “Your girlfriend is really pretty, Jimin.” Taehyung said and Jimin sighed annoyed before nodding. “You’ve said this twice before, Taehyung.” He rested his head on the armrest and pouted annoyed. “But honestly. I think you should just leave her alone before things get heated.” he suddenly mumbled, smirking at him, his eyes glistening with anger. Taehyung turned to him in confusion. “What did you say?” Jimin simply shrugged and smiled at him teasingly. “Nothing.”
Kim Taehyung: “You’re really pretty, Y/N.” was the first thing he heard when he came back into the bedroom and stopped immediately. Jimin was resting on his elbow and his eyes were wandering down your body slowly. You giggled awkwardly and felt the blood rushing into your cheeks. Taehyung clicked his tongue before he slammed the wooden tray down on the nightstand, making you jump slightly. When you turned to him, you noticed him aggressively putting too many sugar cubes into your tea, his eyes never meeting yours once. “Of course she’s pretty.” he started and turned to Jimin, pouting at him. “She’s my girlfriend.” He handed you your tea and flashed his gummy smile at you, Jimin’s laughter catching his attention. “I don’t think that’s why.” he simply answered and Taehyung slammed his hand down on the bed in front of him. “She’s my girlfriend-”
Jeon Jungkook: He wrapped his arm around your body and pulled you in closer. You looked up at him to see him smiling down at you lovingly, his hand tangled in your hair. He leaned into you until his mouth was only a hairs-breadth away from yours and you could taste his minty breath. Suddenly the frontdoor slammed shut, making you jump and turn away from Jungkook. He dropped his head in frustration and groaned as the members walked into the living room. They stopped abruptly when they noticed you looking at them innocently and Jimin smiled at you brightly. “Y/N!” he yelled in excitment before running over to you and embrassing you in a comforting hug, his hand moving further down your body.
Jungkook raised his eyebrow at Jimin and quickly pulled your body away from his before things esculated further. “Do you actually mind?” he asked in disbelief, his hand intertwining with yours.
Characters: hair stylist!Jensen Ackles, single mom!reader, Indiana [reader’s daughter], Genevieve Padalecki, Felicia Day, Ashlyn [OFC] Pairing: Jensen x reader Word count: 2.3K Warnings: cussing?? Summary: You’re busy getting your sister’s wedding organized, spending time with your kid, Indiana, and trying to figure out getting a date for the wedding, when you take Indie to get a haircut and meet Jensen. A/N: This is for @teamfreewill-imagine ‘s birthday AU challenge. [The prompt was hairdresser!Jensen.] Happy late birthday, Jamie! Honestly, you, your blog, and your writing are all amazing, so thank you for being you. And thanks for letting me be a part of your challenge. Hope you like this! <33 Beta: @wintersfavoritechild She really helped me out this time, even though I kinda distracted her from writing an essay due in the morning…..
My phone buzzed and I looked down at it to see a text from Felicia.
I thought I’d mention that I’m not at work today. Feeling sick. Sorry. :(
Wait… Work? Why was she telling me about- Fuck. Hairdresser. I was supposed to be there in thirty minutes. With Indiana.
Please tell me you even remembered…
I groaned and texted back a nope.
“What’s up?” Genevieve asked as she finished tying a balloon.
I shook my head. “It’s nothing. I was just supposed to take Indie to cut her hair. She’s been begging me to go get a haircut, and we all know how bad I am at even trimming hair. But since the date for Ashlyn’s bridal shower got changed to today instead of last weekend, I totally forgot about it. But I guess I’ll just cancel… Ugh, she’s gonna be so disappointed. She’s been having a rough time being back in school, and she’s really been looking forward to this.”
“No. It’s fine. Go. We’re pretty much done with decorating, and you should be back by six, right?” Gen smiled and shrugged. “Get your kiddo a haircut.”
I looked at her hesitantly. “But-”
I rolled my eyes, but smiled, thankful. “Fine.”
Okay, but you’re still coming, right? Cuz I got somebody who took some of my appointments and you and Indiana are one of them.
This is more fluff, but don’t worry I have a lot of angsty plans for this, too. Plus, lots of unrelated things coming up are also full of angst. So look forward to that, I guess. Or don’t, depending on how you look at it.
This particular one-shot features Lance, Keith, and Hunk all making an appearance on Pidge’s channel, and the four of them play Mario Kart. As you can probably guess, they all take it pretty seriously. …hopefully you won’t be confused if you’ve never played the game.
fellow nerds, and welcome to Pidge Plays,” Pidge began in a
deadpan voice, staring at the camera blankly. “Today we’re playing
a game from one of the most haunting periods of the human race—
“Wow, what a great way to introduce
guests on your channel, Pidge. I could learn a thing or two from
you,” Lance said, with obvious false cheer.
“As you guys can see, I have
visitors,” they swept their hand at the three other people seated
on the couch. “Hunk and Lance’s channels will be in the
description, but don’t check them out because they suck. Keith’s not
actually a YouTuber, but you guys seemed to want him here, anyway.”
“I only came because Lance said you
needed a fourth player,” Keith muttered under his breath.
“If you, for some reason, neglected
to read the title to this video, then we’re playing Mario Kart!”
Hunk finally spoke up, doing jazz hands. Pidge shot him an
“I could be continuing my
Undertale Let’s Play,” they grumbled. “But nooo! If I want
to get invited to come bake with Hunk, I have to let you guys come
into my house and play Wii!”
hello, can you do a imagine where the reader is Peter Parker’s sister
and she’s sad because people think she’s weird and peter tries to
comfort her? :)
Y/N Parker’s first day of high school didn’t quite go the way she wanted
it to.She wasn’t even a full year younger, but since her birthday was
in October, she was pushed a year behind her brother.
“You’re awfully quiet.” Peter looked at his sister on the way to school.
what?” She looked up quickly. He smirked and shook his head, signaling
the end of the conversation. She shrugged, “I guess I’m just…
“You’ll do fine.” He put his hand on her shoulder.
She smiled and nodded.
admired her brother, a lot. He was always there to help her. Aunt May
was great, but Peter and Y/N had a special bond. Which was why she was
so surprised to find out that he wasn’t very popular. In fact, he was
the opposite of popular. What Y/N didn’t expect, was Peter’s
unpopularity to rub off on her. . She heard whispers from fellow classmates
when she walked by, she huffed and tried to rub it off.
“Okay.” Peter looked at her. “I’ll see you at lunch.”
She nodded and put on a fake smile. She thought she had him fooled. But Peter wasn’t easily convinced.
The day went by slowly, and Y/N continued to listen to her classmates speak of her as though she wasn’t there.
She waved to a group of girls that looked nice, and had an empty spot
at their table. The girls quickly stopped smiling, pushing a tray of
food into the empty place.
Y/N took a deep breath and walked away. . “I’m worried about Y/N.” Peter looked at Ned.
“Why?” He shrugged at him. “She seemed fine.”
but did you see those girls that just, like, basically just told her to
Ned shrugged again, poking his green beans with a fork.
Peter called to a sad looking Y/N, who was speed walking into the
“Y/N?” he repeated himself louder, standing up when she didn’t
jumped when she felt Someone grab her arm. “What?!” She said, trying to
cover up the tears that were threatening to spill. “Go away Peter.” She
“No,” He raised his eyebrows at her. “Don’t let those girls get to you. They’re so mean!”
just- half the school said I was weird today, and I have no idea why. I
mean, I thought I was… Pretty…. Normal.” She smiled slightly.
“Y/N, seriously. They’re just jealous.”
“Of what?” She gestured to herself.
Peter looked like he was going to explode. “Because!” He grabbed her shoulders and shook her, making her giggle.
“Well for one, you’re like; really smart.”
“Haha, yeah right.” Y/N interrupted.
“Seriously Y/N! And you’re like a hundred times prettier than any other girl here.” She blushed, looking at her feet.
“And you’ve got, like, an amazing brother. So, I’m pretty sure people are pretty jealous about that.” He wiggled his eyebrows.
Y/N rolled her eyes and punched his shoulder.
“Okay.” She gave in.
“Why don’t you eat with Ned and me. He got a new Lego death star!”
They walked down the street, side by side, the gentle breeze kind to Roman’s flushed skin. A date after an hour and a half of exercise wasn’t ideal, but at least he didn’t smell. Besides, he remembered to bring his cologne and deodorant, so he wasn’t going to smell. In fact, he smelled really good.
real question, because (presumably) phil dyes his hair on a normal basis, do you think Dan has ever tried to talk him out of it and have his hair grow out natural? Or cut it short? Do you think they give each other hair style opinions? How can Phil still be happy with his hair like that it looks like a drowned desperate mop that has been in the janitor's closet for months.... I just want Phil to change his hair okay
lol firstly im laughing bc ive seen this ask on at least two blogs today so im just envisioning u being so irate about phil’s hair that u felt compelled to go into multiple inboxes w your feelings which is just kinda hilarious (no shade, but im enjoying how worked up u maybe got over it hahaha.) but uhh to echo what i think a few ppl said: i’m pretty sure that dan is supportive of whatever phil wants to do. i litro cannot imagine him pushing phil to change his look w any degree of seriousness, esp bc phil has never been the person to give even a fraction of a fuck if what he’s wearing or the way he’s styling himself overall is trendy or appealing to the masses lmao. like have u seen this dude’s clothes? but i think that’s actually one of the things dan is/was drawn to most in phil, that he doesnt rly care about superficial shit like that, that he doesnt take himself or his image™ (at least in terms of appearance) too seriously, that he’s stubborn and v happy doing his own thing, that he’s kind of alternative and outside the norm,,,, so it’s hard for me to envision him wanting to change any of that about phil and the emo fringe seems rly central to all of it. also for what it’s worth, imo phil looks best w black hair, i fucking love it. and although i think he sometimes uses too much product and sometimes it’s cut a little bit too bluntly, i also rly dig the fringe. sooooooo, im probs not the right person to go to in regards to hating phil’s hair choices hahaha
Snow fell light as I stood outside my porch. Nine more days until Christmas and I was in Korea, not being home for the first time during the holidays. It wasn’t really bad though. I have met really amazing people during my first few months as an exchange student but I felt a little homesick.
I started to walk towards the mini market and grabbed something that I loved to eat during Christmas: Twix. I know it’s sort of a childish thing but it was a tradition that I do with my family back home. I really loved twix! I ran into the store and saw that there was only one pack left and my heart sank. (A/N: my heart would literally sink if there would only be one pack left of m&m’s…) A guy with a black mask suddenly appeared and extended his arm towards the rack, grabbing the last pack of Twix.
“WAIT!” His body slightly jerked up and looked at me with the most confused pair of brown eyes. I felt my cheeks heat up from my sudden outburst and fumbled. “Ah… Sorry about that. it’s just- I mean… Twix.” I bit my lip and looked down, I knew who he was but I was too embarrassed and shy to face him. I heard him chuckle and footsteps made towards me. He handed me the pack of Twix, making me look up.
“Here. You can have it. I can always come back and grab another pack next time.” I could see him smile as his eyes form into small crescents. “Oh no it’s okay! I could grab one next time. I mean we still have nine days before Christmas. Tradition can wait,” I rambled and I realized that he didn’t know about it. He tilted his head to the side, obviously asking what tradition. Mentally slapping my face, I rambled again. “Something my parents and I do during Christmas but since I’m not home for Christmas, I’m doing it on my own now.”
“Why don’t we do it together? Let’s share this pack of Twix instead.” “Are you even allowed by your company to be seen with a random citizen or something?” “Wait how did you know-” “I should probably shut up now”
His eyes widen and I kept my mouth shut while my ears were burning from embarrassment, again.”You knew all this time…” ”I didn’t want to cause any fuss or something, Hansol.” He slowly pulled his mask down and gave me a small smile and patted my shoulder. “Thank you. Why don’t we go and sit on the park bench and eat twix, yeah?“ ”You had me at eat!” I smiled, earning a chuckle from him.
Two months has passed and Hansol and I became great friends. He would always call and ask to hang out with his 12 best friends, which always turns into a mess. A good mess I should say. I would almost pass out from laughing at the weird things they do, especially when Seokmin, Hoshi, and Seungkwan are around. Seokmin and I became fast friends too. His humor struck me the most and he was very welcoming. Seungkwan tho, at first, was hesitant but then we became close and he’s a very sweet friend (minus the sass) and you can always count on him.
[2:43 p.m.] From him: Hey y/n!
[2:43 p.m.] To him: hey Vern! what’s up?
[2:43 p.m.] From him: Would you like to come over today? the guys went out today tho.
[2:44 p.m.] From him: I HAVE NO BAD INTENTIONS IF THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE THINKING.
I could imagine his cheeks turning into a deep shade of red while sending me that text and I chuckled at thought and teased him a little bit while I grabbed my jacket and walked out of my apartment.
[2:44 p.m.] To him: *gasps* Hansol! I know I’m hot but don’t you think we need to date first??
[2:45 p.m.] From him: Y/N stop :–( I swear it wasn’t like that!
[2:45 p.m.] To him: yeah sure
[2:45 p.m.] From him: :——-(
[2:45 p.m.] To him: Alright I’m coming over! I was only teasing you dork.
[2:45 p.m.] From him: :-)
From the moment he opened the door, I felt something was off or wrong. He gave me that usual smile but his lips were quivering a bit and his forehead was sweaty. “Hansol are you alright?” His eyes widen a bit and began to ramble. “Psh yeah I’m fine. Never better!” I raised a brow and proceeded inside the building. “You can sit-” “I’ve been here a lot Hansol I’m pretty sure I can handle myself.” I chuckled at his nervous state. What the hell is wrong with this kid?
I noticed a bowl of unopened twix was on the table. “How cute. He actually puts them on a bowl.” I whispered to myself and I felt him sat beside me, handing me a glass of cola. “So what do you have in mind today?” “Ahh I’m not pretty sure if I’m gonna do good but fuck it.” “Bruh I didn’t think you would take what I said seriously.”
“Y/N NOT THAT AGAIN!”
“I’M KIDDING SHEESH.”
His hands were shaking really bad and I reached out for him and held them. His eyes were casted on them and I looked at him with concern.
“Han, just take a deep breath and tell me what you need to tell me.” He closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
“Okay. Y/N… I really, really like you.” His eyes were now on me and I was startled. “Wait what?”
He hesitated but repeated what he said. “Y/N I like you!”
I sat there with my hands on his, staring at his face without saying a word. He looked down and his face went pink. He started to remove his hands from mine but I tightened my grip, making him look up and confused. “I was just making sure I heard that loud and clear. You surprised me my goodness!”
“I like you too. Very much I should say.” I gave him a smile and he was now grinning from ear to ear, pulling me towards him and gave me a bone-crushing hug.
The girl didn’t believe her mother , if the dark bags under her eyes and her abnormal exhaustion were anything to go by.
‘‘Can we go home now?’‘
The pink haired women looked towards the stack of paperwork on her desk before answering,thinking that if she stayed any longer her husband will come and get her,and his attempts never ended well for both of them,last time he did that they ended up with a broken desk and being caught in a rather awkward position by one of nurses.
‘‘Yeah come on.’‘
The Uchiha mother and daughter headed out of the hospital towards their home.
‘‘So what were you doing all day?’‘
Sakura said as she seemed to relax after meeting the night air.
‘‘I was just training’‘
‘‘Did you destroy a house or a field in the process?’‘
‘‘What? I gotta ask after you burned our house three years ago and just last week Naruto called me saying he has to talk to me about the training field you destroyed.’‘
‘‘Ok,first of all I didn’t know that the jutsu in that scroll was a fire jutsu ,and secondly,maybe I did pack a little more than necessary chakra into my punch last week.’‘
‘‘A little more!? you destroyed the whole field with one punch.’‘
‘‘Hn,don’t act like you’re not proud.’‘ she said while displaying a sheepish smile.
‘‘I am.’‘ she said.
After a moment of silence Sakura spoke again.
‘‘So Konohamaru told me that you’re getting closer to Mitsuki these days.’‘ she said as she waggled her eyebrows.
‘‘Mama no, me and him are like uncle Naruto and you.’‘
‘‘Hmm,but you do seem to get along much better with Boruto than before?’‘
‘‘God no,there’s nothing between me and Boruto,he’s so annoying shanaroo!’‘
Sakura laughed as she pulled her daughter towards her by the shoulders,Sakura didn’t miss the redness of the girls face and ears but she decided to give the girl a break and change the subject.
‘‘You ready for tomorrow?’‘
‘‘Hell yeah,I’m gonna kick ass.’‘
‘‘Kakashi mailed me today,he said that he’s going to watch the chunin exams tournament tomorrow.’‘
‘‘Really? then I have to win!’‘
‘‘That’s the spirit Sasa-chan, you can do it Shanaroo!’‘
Both kunoichis raised their fists in the air which got them a few strange looks from the people on the street.
‘‘Hey isn’t that the Sakura Haruno?’‘
‘‘Yeah she is.’‘
‘‘Wow she’s so pretty.’‘
‘‘Come on I want to get her autograph.’‘
‘‘I can’t believe I’m going to meet the strongest kunoichi in the world.’‘
‘Seriously’ Sarada deadpanned as a swarm of people from different villages crowded her mother.
‘Wonder why she’s late? I hope she’s not working I’m not in the mood to go drag her away from her office.’ Sasuke though as he finished slicing the tomatoes.
‘Probably a group of foreigners crowded her,she’s too nice to shoo them away’ he though as he put the tomatoes in the salad,after setting aside a plate for Sarada without tomatoes.
If there’s one thing he will never get about his daughter is her hatred for tomatoes,they’re delicious.
‘‘Papa we’re home.’‘
Sasuke smiled upon hearing Sarada’s voice.
Both of his girls entered the kitchen,one of them a cheery and the other looking like she’s about to collapse.
‘‘hey,you should sit down.’‘
‘‘No I’m fine,I’m going to go get a shower, this smells delicious.’‘
Sakura has to admit that she’s a little jealous of her husband’s ability in the kitchen,he has one hand for Kami’s sake and he still cooks better than her.
‘‘Except for the tomato soup.’’
Sasuke shot a glare towards his daughter who smiled.
‘‘Sarada never insult tomatoes in front of you’re father,he’s quite sensitive about that subject.’‘ She said remembering when she called him mister tomato face when they first started their relationship ,as in when she first started seeing him blush.
‘‘You’re food is going to get cold Sakura.’‘ he said as they made eye contact,she could see the question in his eyes,she nodded to isgnifie that she was fine.
‘‘Yeah just give me five minutes.’‘
‘‘So on what have you been training all day?’‘
‘‘Can’t tell you before the exams.’‘
‘‘Hn,not even a hint?’‘
‘‘You have to wait until tomorrow like everybody else’‘
‘‘Doesn’t the fact that I am your father get me special advantages?’‘
‘‘Yeah,those advantages only apply when my intentions aren’t to surprise you.’‘
‘‘You got me exited now.’‘
‘‘Good.’‘ she said as she moved to set the table.
Her father isn’t as cold as he seems,she came to find that he’s a warm person he just either doesn’t want to show it or has trouble showing it,and he was quite funny too,but his jokes normally came at the form of sarcastic comments at the expense of Sakura or Naruto and sometimes Boruto.
‘‘Hey papa is mama sick?’‘
‘‘No why do you ask?’‘
‘‘I don’t know she’s been acting a little weird lately.’‘
She’s been a lot more moody than usual lately.
Sasuke was about to answer when Sakura came in.
‘‘Okay let’s dig in.’‘
She was wearing her favorite red shirt,which seemed tighter on her than it was last week.
‘‘Em,mama are you noticing that you’re weight increased?’‘
Sarada picked her words carefully, aware of her mothers moodiness lately.
Sakura shared a look with Sasuke.
‘‘We should tell her now.’‘ he said to his wife who nodded in response.
‘‘Sarada activate you’re sharingan and look at your mother.’‘
She did as she was told,not hesitating to do what her father told her to do.
‘‘Mama you’re chakra is coiling around your stomach as if guarding it and theirs a different chakra than yours around their too.’‘
The girl froze as she figured it out.
Sakura smiled and nodded.
A tinge of pink appeared on Sasuke’s face as Sakura face was comparable to Sasuke’s favorite fruit.
Sasuke looked at Sakura before talking.
‘‘I thought you had the talk with her.’‘
‘‘I did when Sai tried to explain sex to her when she was nine.’‘
‘‘Sai what?’‘ he said as a tinge of anger flashed in his eyes,it was safe to say that Sai wasn’t Sasuke’s favorite person in the world.
‘‘I know how but you’re my parents and you’re old!’‘
‘‘How far along are you?’‘
‘‘About six weeks.’‘
Sarada froze for a minute before continuing.
‘‘ A little brother.’‘
‘‘Or sister’‘ Sasuke said.
‘‘I have a feeling it’s a boy.’‘ the girl said still stunned by the revelation.
‘‘Are you unhappy Sasa-chan?’‘
‘‘What?no I’m just surprised that’s it.’‘
A moment passed before a smile found it’s way to Sarada’s face.
‘‘I’m going to be a big sister.’‘
Sakura smiled too, relieved that Sarada is happy.
‘‘Wait,you said you’re 6 weeks along ,six weeks ago was the attack at the chunin stadium,that means that-’‘
Sakura turned red from head to toe as Sasuke covered his face with his hand.
‘‘Eww eww,couldn’t you wait you-you perverts.’‘
‘‘I’m going to my room.’‘ she said as she ran upstairs,Sakura buried her head in her hands,she didn’t want to know what Sarada will do if she told her that the baby was probably conceived in her room since they used it to hide from Boruto who came barging in.
She raised her head when she heard a rare laugh from Sasuke.
‘‘What are you laughing about?’‘
‘‘Well the situation is quite amusing.’‘
Sakura couldn’t help but laugh,cause she has to admit that this situation is funny from an objective point of view,but too bad for her,she’s going to have trouble meeting Sarada’s eye tomorrow.