seriously i look so pretty today

Types of SD Messages; A Comprehensive Study

The Level One Starter: Heyyy there sexy lady ;) how u doing tonight? Got plans for the weekend? Loved your profile, was hoping we could chat more xxx

The Midlife Crisis: Hey beautiful :p I am a professional man living in a city who is looking for a naughty partner in crime. I give generous gifts and dinners as well as tickling and kisses :p I can spoil you any way you like if you can spoil me :p I have a place in XXX and you can CUM by and we can have some adult fun :p :p message me back, I don’t bite…unless you want me to :p

The Scrapbooker: Got any more pics? X

The Google Translate: hello there sexy, i can spoil and am gentle man. can give kisses and lots of spoils. message back with sexy pics in bikinis xxxxxxxxx

 The Dad of Three: Hi :) I’m David and I already know I’m a bit old for you. I guess I’m wondering what a nice girl like you is doing on a site like this?

 The Straight To The Point: Hi, I love your lovely round breasts I can’t wait to squeeze and lick them and stimulate you in every way you’ve ever dreamed. I’m looking for someone very fun and naughty!!! I like anal and various roleplays. Have you ever used toys? xxx

The Chicks Dig Doctors: Hi, I’m Sam :) I’m a medical professional living in the city and I went to university to study medicine, I am working in my medical practice, seeing to my many patients, and that’s why I can’t meet during the day.

The Done This Before: Hello, I’m Michael. I’m 52 years old and run a successful firm in the city. I read your profile and have to say I’m intrigued. I am currently staying at the XXX and wondered if we could get together during my stay. I will compensate you for your time.

The Didn’t Read Your Profile: Me and my wife are looking for a young hot thing to spice up our sex lives ;) Must be sexually submissive, into rape fantasy and costumes xoxo

The Definitely Not A Rapist: Hi there :) I liked your profile, was wondering if you’re free tonight? I have a nice place overlooking the river and could wine and dine you, and also some lovely gifts to spoil you with :) I love making ladies smile. Let me know if you’re free, I could buy you dinner and we could go back to mine xxx

The Conversationalist: Hey ;) x

The Talking Clock: Hello my fair lady :) I loved your profile and have messaged you once before but you didn’t seem to reply! If you’re going to take this seriously, you should reply PROMPTLY to the messages that people send you. I sent you a message on the 4th at 6.30pm and even though you were online you didn’t reply so I am trying again today on the 6th. I hope to receive a warm and friendly and PROMPT response as soon as you see this!!! xxx

The College Student Who Wandered In: Hey, you’re pretty hot :) wanna grab a drink tonight?

The Mother Didn’t Hug Me Enough: Hello, Mistress- i am looking for a beautiful woman like you to dominate me. i want for You to choke me with your high heels and stick huge black dildos up my asshole until i cum over your boots and You have me lick it all up

The One In A Million: Hi, how are you? I’m looking for a young lady to spoil and am prepared to negotiate a pay per meet fee or a monthly allowance, dependant on whether we like each other or not. My email is XXX and please let me know if you’re interested after reading my profile. I’m staying at the XXX until the 10th and we can talk about it over champagne if you’re free this weekend?

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That’s definitely not the first thing that should have come to mind, Kuroo

(tho it looks like no one really minds

aside from bokuto that is)

3

I finally decided to give bullet journaling a try. So I went out today and bought almost everything I need for it (I also wanted to get more pastel colored pens but it turns out that every store in my area only sells the neon ones).
Anyways, I was looking for notebooks with decent paper quality and I was pretty shocked at the high price! I bought two, one is going to be my bullet journal and the other one is for my Korean studies, and it cost me 31.90€!! Seriously?! At least I’m even more motivated to use them now, because otherwise it would be a complete waste of money.

You’re pregnant

‘‘Mama are you okay?’‘

‘‘Yes dear I’m fine.’‘

The girl didn’t believe her mother , if the dark bags under her eyes and her abnormal exhaustion were anything to go by.

‘‘Can we go home now?’‘

The pink haired women looked towards the stack of paperwork on her desk before answering,thinking that if she stayed any longer her husband will come and get her,and his attempts never ended well for both of them,last time he did that they ended up with a broken desk and being caught in a rather awkward position by one of nurses.

‘‘Yeah come on.’‘

The Uchiha mother and daughter headed out of the hospital towards their home.

‘‘So what were you doing all day?’‘

Sakura said as she seemed to relax after meeting the night air.

‘‘I was just training’‘

‘‘Did you destroy a house or a field in the process?’‘

‘‘Mama!’‘

‘‘What? I gotta ask after you burned our house three years ago and just last week Naruto called me saying he has to talk to me about the training field you destroyed.’‘

‘‘Ok,first of all I didn’t know that the jutsu in that scroll was a fire jutsu ,and secondly,maybe I did pack a little more than necessary chakra into my punch last week.’‘

‘‘A little more!? you destroyed the whole field with one punch.’‘

‘‘Hn,don’t act like you’re not proud.’‘ she said while displaying a sheepish smile.

‘‘I am.’‘ she said.

After a moment of silence Sakura spoke again.

‘‘So Konohamaru told me that you’re getting closer to Mitsuki these days.’‘ she said as she waggled her eyebrows.

‘‘Mama no, me and him are like uncle Naruto and you.’‘

‘‘Hmm,but you do seem to get along much better  with Boruto than before?’‘

‘‘God no,there’s nothing between me and Boruto,he’s so annoying shanaroo!’‘

Sakura laughed as she pulled her daughter towards her by the shoulders,Sakura didn’t miss the redness of the girls face and ears but she decided to give the girl a break and change the subject.

‘‘You ready for tomorrow?’‘

‘‘Hell yeah,I’m gonna kick ass.’‘

‘‘Kakashi mailed me today,he said that he’s going to watch the chunin exams tournament tomorrow.’‘

‘‘Really? then I have to win!’‘

‘‘That’s the spirit Sasa-chan, you can do it Shanaroo!’‘

Both kunoichis raised their fists in the air which got them a few strange looks from the people on the street.

‘‘Hey isn’t that the Sakura Haruno?’‘

‘‘Yeah she is.’‘

‘‘Wow she’s so pretty.’‘

‘‘Come on I want to get her autograph.’‘

‘‘I can’t believe I’m going to meet the strongest kunoichi in the world.’‘

‘Seriously’ Sarada deadpanned as a swarm of people from different villages crowded her mother.

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‘Wonder why she’s late? I hope she’s not working I’m not in the mood to go drag her away from her office.’ Sasuke though as he finished slicing the tomatoes.

‘Probably a group of foreigners crowded her,she’s too nice to shoo them away’ he though as he put the tomatoes in the salad,after setting aside a plate for Sarada without tomatoes.

If there’s one thing he will never get about his daughter is her hatred for tomatoes,they’re delicious.

‘‘Papa we’re home.’‘

Sasuke smiled upon hearing Sarada’s voice.

Both of his girls entered the kitchen,one of them a cheery and the other looking like she’s about to collapse.

‘‘Hello darling.’‘

‘‘hey,you should sit down.’‘

‘‘No I’m fine,I’m going to go get a shower, this smells delicious.’‘

Sakura has to admit that she’s a little jealous of her husband’s ability in the kitchen,he has one hand for Kami’s sake and he still cooks better than her.

‘‘Except for the tomato soup.’’

Sasuke shot a glare towards his daughter who smiled.

‘‘Sarada never insult tomatoes in front of you’re father,he’s quite sensitive about that subject.’‘ She said remembering  when she called him mister tomato face when they first started their relationship ,as in when she first started seeing him blush.

‘‘You’re food is going to get cold Sakura.’‘ he said as they made eye contact,she could see the question in his eyes,she nodded to isgnifie that she was fine.

‘‘Yeah just give me five minutes.’‘

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‘‘So on what have you been training all day?’‘

‘‘Can’t tell you before the exams.’‘

‘‘Hn,not even a hint?’‘

‘‘You have to wait until tomorrow like everybody else’‘

‘‘Doesn’t the fact that I am your father get me special advantages?’‘

‘‘Yeah,those advantages only apply when my intentions aren’t to surprise you.’‘

‘‘You got me exited now.’‘

‘‘Good.’‘ she said as she moved to set the table.

‘‘Hn’‘

Her father isn’t as cold as he seems,she came to find that he’s a warm person he just either doesn’t want to show it or has trouble showing it,and he was quite funny too,but his jokes normally came at the form of sarcastic comments at the expense of Sakura or Naruto and sometimes Boruto.

‘‘Hey papa is mama sick?’‘

‘‘No why do you ask?’‘

‘‘I don’t know she’s been acting a little weird lately.’‘

She’s been  a lot more moody than usual lately.

Sasuke was about to answer when Sakura came in.

‘‘Okay let’s dig in.’‘

She was wearing her favorite red shirt,which seemed tighter on her than it was last week.

‘‘Em,mama are you noticing that you’re weight increased?’‘

Sarada picked her words carefully, aware of her mothers moodiness lately.

Sakura shared a look with Sasuke.

‘‘We should tell her now.’‘ he said to his wife who nodded in response.

‘‘Sarada activate you’re sharingan and look at your mother.’‘

She did as she was told,not hesitating to do what her father told her to do.

‘‘Mama you’re chakra is coiling around your stomach as if guarding it and theirs a different chakra than yours around their too.’‘

The girl froze as she figured it out.

‘‘Yo-you’re pregnant?!’‘

Sakura smiled and nodded.

‘‘But how,when,HOW?’‘

A tinge of pink appeared on Sasuke’s face as Sakura face was comparable to Sasuke’s favorite fruit.

Sasuke looked at Sakura before talking.

‘‘I thought you had the talk with her.’‘

‘‘I did when Sai tried to explain sex to her when she was nine.’‘

‘‘Sai what?’‘ he said as a tinge of anger flashed in his eyes,it was safe to say that Sai wasn’t Sasuke’s favorite person in the world.

‘‘I know how but you’re my parents and you’re old!’‘

‘‘Sarada!’‘

‘‘How far along are you?’‘

‘‘About six weeks.’‘

‘‘Huh.’‘

Sarada froze for a minute before continuing.

‘‘ A little brother.’‘

‘‘Or sister’‘ Sasuke said.

‘‘I have a feeling it’s a boy.’‘ the girl said still stunned by the revelation.

‘‘Are you unhappy Sasa-chan?’‘

‘‘What?no I’m just surprised that’s it.’‘

A moment passed before a smile found it’s way to Sarada’s face.

‘‘I’m going to be a big sister.’‘

Sakura smiled too, relieved that Sarada is happy.

‘‘Wait,you said you’re 6 weeks along ,six weeks ago was the attack at the chunin stadium,that means that-’‘

Sakura turned red from head to toe as Sasuke covered his face with his hand.

‘‘Eww eww,couldn’t you wait you-you perverts.’‘

‘‘I’m going to my room.’‘ she said as she ran upstairs,Sakura buried her head in her hands,she didn’t want to know what Sarada will do if she told her that the baby was probably conceived in her room since they used it to hide from Boruto who came barging in.

She raised her head when she heard a rare laugh from Sasuke.

‘‘What are you laughing about?’‘

‘‘Well the situation is quite amusing.’‘

Sakura couldn’t help but laugh,cause she has to admit that this situation is funny from an objective point of view,but too bad for her,she’s going to have trouble meeting Sarada’s eye tomorrow.

The sky is really beautiful, once in a while go out and look at it. It will smile you back in stars, sunsets, sunrises, grey clouds. Nature is fuel for the soul. Studies show that spending time in nature makes people feel more alive. So, if you’re feeling sluggish, you know what to do. Don’t settle. Don’t do anything you don’t want to do, if it doesn’t make you happy, like really-really happy, don’t even think about doing it. Also, if he makes you more sad than happy, trust me with this, you’ll be better off alone. Remember to compliment people if you like their smile, make-up, clothes or voice. Seriously, don’t lose the chance to brighten somebody’s day. People don’t change, believe me, maybe I generalize, but never give someone the opportunity to waste your time twice. It’s not “I’ll believe it when I see it”, but it’s “I’ll see it when I believe it”, our thoughts are very-very-very powerful. Honestly, you’re what you think you are, if you think that you’re beautiful and you look great today, everybody will think the same about you, I promise you, our thoughts can change our life, so pretty please, think positive & positive things will happen. Don’t worry about your past or future, just seize the day and don’t hurt yourself by thinking negative thoughts, because no amount of anxiety changes the future. If you’re feeling down, watch youtube videos with cats/dogs, funny videos, write down your crazy ideas, write down a to-do list, a bucket list, write things you like about yourself, write things you don’t like about yourself and try to change them or change your attitude. Find a new passion, I really like playing the piano on virtualpiano.net, it just makes me happy and I like learning new songs and playing them when I want to be in peace with myself. Take photos, a lot of photos, take photos of everything, of your mother, you, your brother, that pink flower, that beautiful girl down the street, your books, your diary, everything. You know what the say? “When a flowers doesn’t bloom you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower”, so, think about it, maybe you need to change something in your life in order to grow? Be brave, be yourself, be kind, be happy, help people, go for what you want, believe in karma, be proud of yourself, smile, cry, but never give up, please.
THE HIGHLY REQUESTED- DATING NCT DONGHYUCK!!!

• “you’re dumb”
• “thanks, i know im handsome”
• “what-”
• all the members cannot stand you but then again when they’re stressed they just call you guys over and it just fixes up their moods
• mark hates both of you
• no exception
• y'all are annoying
• YOU TWO TEASE MARK SO MUCH LIKE AW POOR BABY
• “aYOMURK.”
• “SHUT YOUR MOUTH”
• taeyong cannot stop sighing around the two of you
• you know why.
• i know you know why.
• “your crush is coming!”
• “be natural- BOOMING SYSTEM UH UH”
• donghyuck thinks memes are dumb
• until he finds one that he thinks is funny.
• then it’s the golden meme and he’s sending it to you every 5 minutes.
• “i love you”
• “thanks, i love me too”
• Really. REALLY. RANDOM BREAK OUTS OF SINGING.
• you guys play really stupid games with really intense punishments.
• like, rock paper scissors where the loser GETS THEIR ASS BEAT.
• no one likes you guys but then again everybody likes you guys and it’s honestly like, same.
• OK but why do you guys seem like the type of couple who’d do the-
• “finish the heart”
• //sends a pic of middle finger
• HE FEEDS YOU SOMETIMES
• WHEN HE FEELS GENEROUS.
• THAT’S..PRETTY OFTEN? I MEAN
• IT’S DONGHYUCK.
• it really catches him off guard when you call him haechan
• who is haechan.
• you guys literally, SING YOUR LUNGS OUT, TO FIRETRUCK. LIKE. FROM THE “GET IT LIFTED” TO THE “SOBANGCHA” part like it gets so intense
• SOMETIMES YOU GUYS ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS’ ALARMS AND WAKE EVERYONE UP AND 2AM AND SOMETIMES YOU GUYS HAVE AN “ALARMS CAN’T TOUCH ME” ATTITUDE AND THOSE ARE THE DAYS YOU GUYS STAY IN TILL 5 PM.
• you guys are both literally the smallest little babies OK LIKE DO NOT EVEN DENY. Y'ALL AREN’T EVEN LEGAL YET.
• not innocent tho
• what is innocence? :“)
• YOU WOULD FANGIRL
• DONGHYUCK WOULD BE LIKE “WHAT. EVEN.”
• AND WATCH WITH YOU. AND SOME DAYS HE’S LIKE “I’M BETTER DON’T EVEN” AND SOMETIMES HE’S “SHIT. I GOT YOU. HE COOL.”
• little tiny pecks on the cheek and the lips when no one’s looking bc no one needs tO KnOW.
• you ask donghyuck to sing you to sleep.
• he always replies the same way
• “oh my god shut up and go to sleep im growing and i don’t NEED YOU KEEPING ME UP BYE.”
• but rare days where he just feels a lil, just a tiny bit, clingy, he sings to you.
• but no he doesn’t sing romantic songs or lullabies
• he sings “booming system uh uh, ty track”
• cue taeyong yelling at both of you because you guys are laughing so hard and he’s just, doNE.
• you take his sweaters and hoodies
• he doesn’t even care
• you’re pretty sure he doesn’t even know that it’s his.
• BUT HE KNOWS
• HE DOESN’T WANNA ADMIT IT BUT HE THINKS YOU LOOK SUPER CUTE IN IT
• donghyuck doesn’t act like it bc HE’S SUCH A SLY LIL DJDJ#&/*
• BUT THE TINIEST THINGS FLUSTER HIM.
• WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK IN HIS HOME DIALECT, HE JUST CAN’T HELP BUT SMILE
• AND WHEN YOU LACE YOUR FINGER WITH HIS WHEN YOU’RE BOTH ON THE COUCH, NOT EXACTLY CUDDLING BC WHAT IS CUDDLING, BUT JUST, LAYING ON EACH OTHER, OVERLAPPING ON EACH OTHER WHILE WATCHING TV, HE JUST FEELS SO RELAXED AND HE KINDA BLUSHES BUT YOU NEVER NOTICE AND UGH.
• jeno always tells you how much donghyuck likes you but you just shrug it off and you’re like “idk, i like him a lot, though.”
• AND HE’S JUST LIKE ARGH BC HE LOVES YOU LOTS AND YOU MAY THINK THAT DONGHYUCKS SUPER EXPRESSIVE AND HE’S LOUD BUT THAT’S NOT TRUE, HE’S A COMEDY GOD, BUT HE’S NOT VERY GOOD AT, SERIOUSLY, EXPRESSING HIMSELF TO SOMEONE THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO HIM, BESIDES HIS MOM.
• SO HE BECOMES A LITTLE MORE. SERIOUS.
• HAVE YOU SEEN SERIOUS HYUCK.
• “hey, donghyuck!!! CHECK THIS OUT PEOPLE MADE MEMES OF YOU-”
• “mhm. you look really pretty today” AND OH BOY DID IT TAKE HIM A WHILE TO THINK OF THAT AND ACTUALLY VOCALIZE IT THROUGH HIS THROAT OUT TROUGH HIS LIPS.
• BUT YOU START SMILING AND START GETTING CLINGY AND YOU’RE LIKE “REALLY?REALLY? YOU THINK SO?”
• he really likes you honestly.
• you guys don’t talk about life till 5 am
• you guys talk about mermaids and whether or not they may or may not exist. till 3 am. bc you guys are growing. don’t you dare skip out on sleep, bad kids.
• you guys watch conspiracy theories ALL THE TIME.
• pretty sure harambe was a social experiment made by aliens living in a different dimension where the earth was taken over and created into a monarchy by the aliens to see how humans in a parallel universe would react to such an event.
• yeah. you guys are weird.
• BUT A GOOD WEIRD. EVERYONE LOVES YOU GUYS IT’S COOL.
• OK STORY TIME FOR DONGHYUCK.
• ok so a really long time ago when you guys were both like, grade schoolers.
• DONGHYUCK was a FUN LOVING KID WHO WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE RECESS TAG GAME. AND YOU JUST WATCHED THE STUPID BOYS WHO COULDN’T EVEN BLOW THEIR OWN NOSES, TRY TO PLAY TAG. EVERY 4 SECONDS EVERYONE WOULD FORGET WHO WAS “IT”
• well one day. donghyuck was sitting out on the bench because he sprained his ankle and no one sat down with him and he was just kicking sand with his feet.
• you walked over to him and smiled “hi.”
• “what do U want?” boy was he in a bad mood that he couldn’t play tag with everyone else.
• “i want to play with you!”
• “don’t you see that i can’t play?”
• “i can sit down and talk to you!”
• and that you did.
• donghyuck, the sarcastic, logistical, baby boy who loved running and laughing, was sitting down and talking to you and enjoyed it.
• “when i grow up, i want to sing on a big stage!”
• you smiled and nodded “im sure you can do it.”
• AND THAT, MY FREND, IS WHEN DONGHYUCK STARTED LIKING YOU.
• YOU GUYS WERE ALWAYS CLOSE FRIENDS AND NO JOKE, EVERYONE COULD TELL THAT DONGHYUCK HAD AN ITTY BITTY THING FOR YOU.
• esp jaemin
• jaemin did not even care about donghyuck. he flat out told you that donghyuck liked you but you didn’t believe him.
• and yuta
• yuta has no filter when it comes to hyuck.
• donghyuck denied it
• but EVERYONE K N E W.
• AFTER A WHILE EVEN YOU KNEW.
• BUT BOI KEPT DENYING IT.
• until one day you two were sitting down enjoying your ice cream on a bench near the lake when were like “donghyuck, damn it-”
• and just, went for it and kissed him
• a gently one
• bc you guys are THE CUTEST AND WAS REALLY AWKWARD ABOUT IT.
• and donghyuck dropped his ice cream and then you pulled back and started blushing and let out a small “JSFJFJGJG WHY DID I JUST DO THAT UM-”
• but donghyuck then gave you a small peck on your lips to “calm u down” but it didn’t work it kinda made you freak out even more
• BUT THEN THE LOSER MADE YOU PAY HIM BACK FOR THE ICE CREAM THAT HE DROPPED
• like. not in kisses, not in hugs, in actual money.
• he took back the $2.34 he spent on that ice cream cone.
• classic donghyuck for ya
• you guys do a lot of walking together
• you guys walk to school together
• walk to restaurants
• walk to stores
• walk to nearby lakes and parks
• waLks.
• he tries to teach you how to dance and sing
• tries
• LOTS OF PUNS
• THAT FAIL
• PUNS. SO MANY.
• THEY MAKE YOU BUST OUT LAUGHING BC THEY’RE ALL SO STUPID AND VISE VERSA BUT ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS JUST “●-●” AND “ㅎㅅㅎ”
• what is reading the book before the movie
• what is not collecting every piece of merchandise of your boyfriend
• what is a proper meal and not fast food
• WHAT IS SPENDING OUR OWN MONEY INSTEAD OF ASKING THE OLDER MEMBERS FOR MONEY
• WHAT IS NOT USING AEGYO AND BLACKMAIL FOR EVERYTHING
• what even is donghyuck.

OK HERE’S DONGHYUK!!! I’LL PROBS MAKE A PART TWO FOR HIM BC I FEEL LIKE HIS IS SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS AND IT BOTHERS ME. AND THIS, UNFORTUNATELY, IS NOT THAT GOOD TBH IMO, SO ILL PROBS DO ANOTHET ONE, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE REQUESTED AND I’M SO SORRY IM LATE IN POSTING THIS HAHA I HAD SO MUCH SCHOOL WORK AND IDK HOW I’M EVEN ALIVE NOW. BUT THANK YOU GUYS FOR REQUESTING AND KEEPING INTACT WITH MY WRITING. and riP. 707 FOLLOWERS GUYS. IDK IF ANY OF YOU PLAY MYMS, BUT, 707, FOLLOWERS, GUYS. THANKSSSSS.

“Damn Barnes, you had some good taste” Tony said let out a wolf whistle. Tony and Natasha had been helping Bucky and Steve sort through the Smithsonian storage for anything they could keep. Tony had been the one to find the scrapbook and had been idly flipping through the pages while the others actually worked, “can’t believe you passed up a girl like this for Rogers”
A girl smiled shyly up from the page in front of him. Dark painted lips were curved into a soft smile and her short blonde hair was sleek and combed delicately across her forehead. The old black and white of the photo didn’t do much to hide the deep blush in her cheeks.
The others gathered around trying to get a glimpse of the mystery girl. When Bucky was finally able to peer over Stark’s shoulder he practically choked.
“Ho-lee shit” He said scrambling to take the book from Tony’s hands, “Mary an Joseph we are so lucky nobody found this,” he said finally pulling the book from Tony.
“What?” Stark said, smirking “no need to be ashamed of a girl like that.”
Buck’s cheeks grew ruddy, “it’s not that,” he stammered, “I mean she’s not…um she wasn’t…”
“Oh my god,” Natasha said, her eyes dancing with glee as she looked at the photo, “you can’t be serious James.”
Before Bucky could respond Steve came sauntering back in “hey guys, the lady up front says we only got ten minutes so we better pack it up for today,” his eyebrows furrowed in confusion at Bucky’s wide eyes and Natasha practically doubled over with laughter, “uh what did I miss.”
“Apparently some inside joke between assassins about Barnes’ mystery girl.”
“Wha-” the blond was interrupted by the scrapbook shoved into his chest by a positively red Bucky.
Steve gaped as he look at the girl “oh Jesus Mary and Joseph,” he murmured as Bucky nodded solemnly beside him.
“Okay seriously what’s the big deal. It’s just a picture of a pretty girl, what are you all freaking out about?”
“You think she’s pretty Stark?” Natasha asked slyly.
Tony rolled his eyes, “yes Natasha, I’m engaged, not blind. I just want to know who the hell she is!”
“’S not a girl,” Steve choked out, avoiding Tony’s eyes, “it’s uh….it’s me.”
the silence that landed over the cramped unit was practically palpable.
“What?” Tony deadpanned, his eyes flickering between the two blushing men.
Steve let out a long breath, “two men bein together back then was more than just frowned upon Stark, it was illegal. And y'know sometimes we just wanted to go out and be a normal couple.”
Tony lunged for the book tearing it out of Steve’s lax grip. His eyes flickered between the man before him the pretty girl in the picture. His eyes widened as he was able to pick out the familiar face, “holy shit"he breathed.
"It wasn’t so hard back then,” Bucky said scratching his neck awkwardly, “Stevie was small enough to be passed off as a dame no problem. We got the make up and clothes from my sisters on the nights we wanted to go dancing or something.”
“So,” Steve said to Tony, a smirk pulling at his lips, “you think I’m pretty?”
“Oh my GOD.”

Proposal

PART 1 OF THE WEDDING SERIES

Requested by anonymous: can you do a proposal imagine please?? husband shawn is my weakness (besides your wonderful writing) xx

Note: I am way too excited for this series, guys, I have decided there will be sixteen parts (seems like a lot wow) in this series and I hope you all truly enjoy all parts!

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Shawn had been acting weird all day, making you suspect that something was going on - whether it was good or bad, you had no idea.

However, Shawn had made dinner reservations for you two tonight at one of the fanciest places in New York City.

Shawn was doing a bit of promo for his third album, while the Illuminate World Tour had ended a little over three weeks ago.

Shawn had slipped onto your hotel room balcony when his phone rang earlier this morning. You could briefly see that it was Geoff calling, but the second Shawn saw it, he hopped out of bed quicker than you’ve ever seen him move in the morning.

You laid there in bed, silently listening to his conversation with Geoff.

“Yeah, that’s the one. No, no, I want it to be the classic black. Trust me, Geoff, she has no idea. Thanks for doing this man, I truly appreciate it. Alright, yeah, just drop it off before I go into Elvis Duran today. Okay, see you then. Bye.”

It was this moment when you pretended to wake up the second he came back into the room.

You had no idea what the conversation was about, but you knew it had to do with you somehow. Of course, that made you extremely suspicious.

“Hey, babe. You just wake up?”

You nod, stretching out your arms and collapsing back onto the bed, belly first.

“Hey, none of that!” Shawn said chirpily, putting a plain black t-shirt on. “We have a big day today and you’re not going to want to spend it all in bed.”

“But, Shawn,” you whine.

“But, Shawn no. Get your ass out of bed, now.” You raised an eyebrow at him and he smiled. “Get your ass out of bed, now, please?”

You rolled your eyes, doing as he said and walking past him to head to the bathroom. However, Shawn wrapped his muscular arms around your frame, pulling you into his chest and placing his lips on yours in a gentle, yet deep kiss.

“What’s with you, this morning?” You ask, your brow furrowing together.

“Nothing.” He smiles, “I’m just in a super good mood.”

“Wonder why.” You mumble, kissing his cheek and disappearing into the bathroom to get a start on your day.


It wasn’t until you two showed up to Elvis Duran that you noticed anything more suspicious. Yet, Geoff showed up right before Shawn was scheduled to go on, handing him a brown paper bag. Shawn gave him a hug, thanking him or something, you weren’t too sure - you were sitting behind the glass in a chair where all visitors were supposed to sit.

At the start of the interview, Elvis and his crew welcomed Shawn back to their studio and congratulated him on his third album.

“So, Shawn, you are celebrating your third album’s release that’s happening tonight, actually - are you doing anything special to celebrate?” Elvis asks, looking at him.

“Yeah, actually. My girlfriend and I are going out to dinner tonight to celebrate. It’ll be really special.” He smiles.

“That’s awesome, now of course you and your girlfriend have been together for how long now?”

“About two years.” Shawn responds seriously, scooching closer to the desk.

“Two years, that’s a long time to be with someone so congratulations. I met her earlier today when you guys arrived - she’s so lovely. She seems like such a sweet girl, so good for you, Shawn.”

Shawn smiles at the meer mention of you and a light blush spreads across his cheeks.

“Oh, look at that! He’s blushing!”

And of course, that only makes him blush more.

“No, no, I’m just blushing because you’re totally right - she’s one of the sweetest people I know and I love her with all my heart so yeah, I did pretty good with not somehow managing to mess it up with her.”

You laugh at that comment, knowing that he would never do something to screw it up between you two.

The interview ended about twenty minutes later, Shawn thanking everyone and you shaking Elvis’s hand saying a goodbye before you two left.

Fans screamed as you exited the building, all wanting pictures with Shawn.

“I’m going to go with Geoff and Andrew, so you can take pictures and stuff.” You say to Shawn and he nods, his hand that was placed against the small of your back moving away.

You followed Geoff and Andrew back to the cars and sat with them, feeling exhausted after attending three interviews with Shawn and his team.

“So, Shawn’s got about two more interviews before he’s off the hook for the day, you up for two more interviews Y/N?” Andrew asks.

“I’m not the one doing them.” You laugh, not knowing how Shawn does it and admiring just how great he actually is. “Can we get some coffee before our next stop?” You yawn.

Andrew laughs, “Starbucks it is.”


The next couple of interviews went by painstakingly slow and when you and Shawn arrived back at the hotel - your stomach was grumbling.

“Good thing we’re going to dinner, huh babe?” Shawn lightly laughs.

“Yeah, no kidding.” You laugh back.

You had dressed yourself in a black lace slip style dress and some high black pumps, putting your hair in a very low slightly messy bun.

Shawn had dressed himself in a dark navy button down and some nice black pants. Once you had looked at each other in the mirror, you thought you both looked hot as ever.

“Damn, babe.” Shawn said, swiping his tongue over his bottom lip and you grab your jacket, shoving at his chest.

“Let’s go, handsome.” You say, leaning in to kiss him, but pulling back at the last second.

Shawn looked down at you, with a blank face. “You did not just do that.” He breathes hotly.

“We’re going to be late.” You whisper by his ear and walk away.

“Shit baby, I’m whipped for you.” Shawn groans, grabbing his jacket and follows you out of the room, pinching your behind lightly.

“Shawn,” you scold.

“Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. Every inch of you looks so good in that dress.”

You turn around to look at him. “Keep it in your pants, big boy, for now.” You wink.

“Oh my god, you totally did that on purpose.” Shawn chuckles, wallowing in the torture you’re providing for him.

Shawn catches up to you and puts his arm around your waist, wanting to be close to you as you took an Uber to your destination.

When you got there, there were a couple of fans that wanted attention from Shawn, to which you were okay with and waited five minutes for him to finish taking pictures and talking to some people.

“Okay, you ready?” He asks, breathless.

“I am so ready - starving actually.” You say, joking.

He pulls you into his side and kisses your temple as you two walk into the restaurant.

“Hi there, do you two have reservations?” The hostess smiles brightly at you both.

“Uh, yeah, under Mendes.” Shawn says, sticking is hand in his pocket, almost as if he was checking for something.

“Your phone is in your back pocket.” You say, assuming he was looking for his phone.

He gives you a look, then seems relieved.

“Oh, thanks, Y/N. I was wondering where it was.”

You smile and follow the hostess to the table she had you two sat at.


You two had finished your entrees, completely stuffed.

“You want dessert, babe?” Shawn asks, looking full as well.

“I honestly don’t even think I could drink water in fear of the food expanding and me exploding.” You comment, rubbing your neck.

Shawn laughs in response, nodding at your waiter for the check.

“Three albums, Shawn.” You said in awe, for the seventh time that night. “That’s crazy to think about.”

“It’s crazy for me to think about. I mean, literally four years ago, this was a dream and now it’s real.” Shawn shook his head in disbelief. “Thanks for being apart of the journey with me.”

You smile at him, “It’s been an honor, babe.”

“It truly has.”

Two seconds later, you hear an object hit the floor and Shawn looks at you, moving out of his seat.

“Sorry, I dropped my fork.”

You laugh at his clumsiness and take a small sip of water, surprisingly not exploding like you had anticipated.

You looked at Shawn for a minute, your eyes freezing on him as people around you gasped.

There, in front of you, was Shawn on one knee while holding open a ring box - the ring had a beautiful cushion cut diamond in the middle of a diamond encrusted band, sparkling against the lights.

“Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N, when I first met you, I was sixteen years old and you were working at the Tim Horton’s that I would always go to. Mostly because I loved Tim’s, but I would go there just on the off chance that you would be working and I would see you. I would talk to my mom about you and she fell in love with you before I even asked you out on a date - which took so much courage for me to do. I chickened out multiple times and finally Lyall told me that if I wasn’t going to ask you out, he was going to do it for me.”

You laughed at this fact, as well as some other folks around you and your eyes filled with tears, your hand going over your mouth.

“So, I finally asked you out and you said yes and those dates, I had some of the best times of my life. And you were there through it all for me when I got signed and started putting out music; you were there for it all and you gave me feedback and I fell in love with you so hard…like twenty seven flights of stairs hard.” He chuckled, looking down for a moment.

“When I introduced you to my family, they had already heard so much about you that we should’ve been married then and there. Aaliyah, god, Aaliyah loves you so much and so do my parents - they were in love with you probably before I was even. But, as far as I know, I’ve been in love with you way before we even said it to each other. Needless to say, you’re the girl that makes me feel as if the sun is shinning on my darkest days and when I’m down, all I have to do is think of you and life gets better. So, Y/N, I know we’re a little young, but I’ve always know I’ve wanted to marry you since the day I first laid eyes on you when you served me a cup of coffee at Tim’s when we were sixteen. So, will you please do me the honor of becoming the luckiest man in the whole world and marry me?”

Tears slip from your eyes and down your cheeks, not hesitating to nod your answer.

“Yes, of course.” You cry, the both of you standing up to kiss and embrace as the crowd of people cheer around you.

Shawn takes your left hand and delicately slips the ring onto your finger.

You cannot believe this was actually happening, but it definitely was.

“God, took you long enough.” You said, laughing, while wiping your tears away.

“That’s what you said to me after I finally asked you out.” Shawn says, smiling.

“I love you, Shawn Peter Raul Mendes.” You say.

“I love you too, soon to be Mrs. Mendes.” He smiles, leaning in to kiss you deeply.

What an adventure this was going to be, honestly.

-

there is it guys! part one of sixteen is done! I’m honestly so excited for this you guys have no idea, so GET PUMPED!

requests are closed for the moment!

GUYS okay i like never post personal shit on here but wow today is such a good day i gotta tell youuuu!!!! so my bestie is moving in wth her gf this summer, which means i gotta find my own place. it’s kinda cool actually like i’m super excited about living alone and having that privacy and freedom and whatev. SO today i went to see this apartment building and it’s seriously perfect, like right where i want, in my price range, not falling apart….low standards lol but it’s pretty much exactly what i was looking for. i didn’t have to ride around looking at apartments and i’m so excited for june when i can move in and UGH WHAT A GREAT DAY 😭

I have lunch every Friday with my grandpa and we always have sushi! It is our little tradition! Anyways, he know I don’t eat animal products but we never really talked about it!
Today, i went (I couldn’t come on Friday so I came today) to his house and he had order sushis. When I opened the sushi box I saw that there were almost not fish (he usually has fish and I don’t). He then said: “it’s pretty vegetarian today” and I looked at him and said “it’s true!” his then told me that he saw how animals were slaughtered on the news and that he decided to stop eating meat because it just wasn’t right and worth the taste! I was just so happy and excited! Everyone can realize at any age that eating meat is wrong, don’t lose hope if you relatives don’t get it yet, they will eventually!
I just want to give a huge shoutout to my grandpa who is seriously amazing and this news made my day! Yay for more and more animals being saves with people waking up!

I went to my cousin’s wedding today, and it was absolutely beautiful. It was on the water, and there’s a really tall bridge to one side for cars to get to and from the island. Right as the ceremony was about to start, some guy on top of the bridge looked down, took off his shirt, and screamed “DON’T DO IT!!” It was really funny. 

But in all seriousness, the whole thing (minus the shirtless dude) was so cute, sweet and pretty. It almost makes me want to have a wedding someday but that’s probably never going to happen

Also my extended family has decided that the only way I’m ever going to get a boyfriend is if I meet him through a dating site. Which they want me to do bc apparently I’m old

THE AMUSING BOY AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK [CISCO RAMON SOULMATE AU]

request: “If you write for Cisco I actually prefer if it’s for him but Barry is fine too but bc I work at an amusement park and we are doing our fright night, I would like teen!Cisco or Barry meeting his future s/o for the first time and they come off a little posed because he won’t order his food but then they’re like holy shit he’s cute and about to be mine and yeah fluff and stuff please and thanks.” — by anon

a/n: i did this with cisco bc you said you prefer it lol and also bECAUSE CISCO IS BASICALLY BAE. ((yes people, i accept requests other than barry allen ahaha.)) i hope you like this btw!

[Y/F/N – YOUR FRIEND’S NAME]

“Y/N, this is ridiculous.” Y/F/N, laughed as you pulled her along the entrance of the amusement park. “I swear to god, you are such a kid sometimes.”

You grinned, turning around to look at her. “Hey, you can’t blame me. My parents never allowed me to go to these kind of places.”

Y/F/N raised an eyebrow. “What made them change their minds?”

“Oh, they haven’t.” you let go of her wrist, “I snuck out.” you then chuckled.

You were never really the rebel type growing up. You were always polite, were good at your studies, and practically the perfect daughter anyone could ask for. But in this case, you couldn’t resist going out and disobeying your mother’s orders not to go, because something happened that made you do it.

“Holy crap.” Y/F/N noticed the numbers on your watch. “5 freaking hours. What the hell?” she exclaimed loudly, causing a lot of people to look at your direction.

You smirked. “Do you honestly think I’d suddenly become the irresponsible kid just like that?”

She shook her head in amazement. “How did you know?”

“Well, whenever I thought about going to this amusement park, the time of my clock would shift from 9 whole years to 3 days.” you explained. “So, I thought, why not? I mean, it cannot be malfunctioning, but if it did, it still is an amusement park and they said it would be fun here. It’s a win win situation.”

Y/F/N groaned in envy, “Ugh, you are so lucky and so clever to analyze it like that. My clock is still saying I have to wait 4 years to see my soulmate!”

You shrugged, “Then you’ll just have to wait.”

For the rest of the night, you spent it with Y/F/N filled with happiness, eagerness, and enthusiasm. You honestly had so much fun that there came a point that you had totally forgotten about your supposed meeting with your soulmate. Just now, you came off the roller coaster in exhilaration, glancing at your friend who looked like she was going to get sick.

She panted, sitting down on a vacant chair. “Y/N, I hate you for making me do that.”

“Wasn’t it fun?” you coughed slightly.

“Nope. No, it wasn’t.”

You laughed. “Hey, let me just buy a bottle of water. That ride got me dehydrated.” you joked. “Want anything?” you asked her, glancing at the food stall with the least of customers.

Y/F/N shook her head. “I want to puke.”

“I’ll take that as none.” you laughed again, standing up and heading towards the said stall.

When you reached there, you brought out some money, but before you could order, you heard very audible voices behind your back that caused you to turn around.

“Francisco, this is getting ridiculous.” An older looking boy told the person beside him, crossing his arms and pointing at the menu.

“But I can’t do it.” Francisco reasoned. “And besides, you’re the older brother Dante so you should be handling this.”

Dante rolled his eyes. “You need to learn to be independent and order your own food.”

“I can order my own food, I just don’t want to move because my clock is ticking and I might see her any second from now.” Francisco defended himself before looking forward and coincidentally meeting your eyes.

It happened so fast and unexpected that the two of you literally jumped when both of your watches suddenly vibrated and hit the zero mark.

“Holy –” the boy was the first to utter a word, flickering his eyes down at his watch and then setting his eyes back to you.

You, on the other hand, was just staring at him with your eyes wide open. He was extremely cute for the record, and the way he pulled off his medium length hair caused your mouth to tilt into a smile because of how adorable he looked. But what caused your smile to get bigger was the fact that he was your soulmate.

“Glad to know you treat this soulmate thing seriously.” You teased, stepping closer.

Cisco Ramon was blinking rapidly and contemplated on pinching himself to know whether he was dreaming or not. You were his soulmate, and the thought of how did he get so damn lucky with a beautiful girl like you was passing inside his mind.

“Ye-Yeah.” he stuttered. “Uh, is this some kind of prank or did I really just hit the jackpot today.”

You blushed at his statement. “Seems pretty true to me.” you looked down at your watch again.

“It’s Cisco Ramon, by the way. Not Francisco, please don’t call me that.” He gave you a boyish grin before extending his hand out.

“It’s what our parents gave to you so I think she has the right to call you that.” Dante pointed out with a teasing smile.

Cisco glared at his brother, “Hey, I was talking to the lady not you.”

You chuckled at their banter. “I’m Y/N Y/L/N.” you shook his hand. “And apparently, your soulmate.”

“I must be the luckiest person alive then.” he told you.

“Both of us are.” you grinned at him, now the one causing him to blush.

Mikey x Reader

Imagine Mikey being unable to sleep.
He’s just staring up at Raph’s bunk, smiling and thinking, thinking, thinking about you. It’s like his brain won’t turn off!
All he can think about is you, his babe, the most beautiful, awesome, bodacious lady in the Big Apple.
Y/N Y/L/N.
“Hey, Raph?”
The turtle sighed angrily, swearing that Mikey would pay for the annoyance in the morning.
“What, Mikey?” he grumbled.
“Do you, like, ever think about…you know…having a girlfriend?”
Well, if that didn’t wake him up!
Mikey’s midnight questions were normally something like “Do you think octopuses have dreams?” or “What do you think a TV show about us would be like?” Rarely did they discuss dating. It was a sensitive subject, especially when you’re a giant turtle. But even if they didn’t talk about it, they certainly thought about it.
But Mikey needed, he needed SO badly to tell someone!
“Yeah, sometimes. Why?”
“I think…I think I have a girlfriend.” Mikey said quietly.
“What?”
Raph leaned over the bunk, looking at his brother. Mikey was clutching that orange monkey he had since they were kids (the one Donnie and Raph had stolen for him) and smiling like a goofball.
“Yeah. Y/N and I, we kissed today.”
“Seriously? Ya serious right now? What happened, come on!” Raph hissed.
“I was walking her home and she let me come in since it was, like, cold, you know? And we were just talking and she looked so pretty and I just…kissed her. And she kissed me back too! But then Leo called me and said I had to get back, so I did.”
“Dumbass! Why’d ya listen to him? What was it like?”
“I dunno! I was sorta…dazed. Like, in a trance, bro. It was…better then everything ever! Do you think she’s my girl?”
Raph was smiling now, amazed at what he was hearing. Mikey and Y/N? His baby brother kissing a girl? That little space case? Incredible.
“Yeah, she’s ya girl! I mean, you oughta ask her first, state your intentions.”
“My intentions?”
“Ya know, tell her how ya feel. What ya like about her…what do ya like about her anyway?”
“She’s…she’s amazing. When I’m with her, I just feel like…I’m the king of New York!! No more living in the sewers and no Foot Clan. Just me and this beautiful girl. I feel happy. Really, really happy.”
Raph pulled himself up and leaned against the pillows.
“Then ya should tell her. Cause that sounds great, Mikey.”
“You don’t think the others would be all big deal about it?”
“If they do, ya come to me, Mikey. Cause you deserve this, okay? We all do.”
They didn’t talk any more but they didn’t sleep either.
Mikey thought about what he wanted to say to her and imagined more kissing (a LOT more). And Raph thought about dating…Mikey was the first to actually get a girlfriend and, though it wasn’t official, it gave Raph a sense of hope.
If it could happen to one of them, it could happen to all of them right?

(Because I’ve read too much angst and I need fluff! I need to write! And Raph and Mikey need to bond! I think Raph would be genuinely amazed when one of them gets a girlfriend but also so, so happy.)

anonymous asked:

Modern AU idea: Normal!Genji and young!Mccree are best friends. The first time McCree goes over to Genji's house he meets his much older brother Hanzo who is also his legal guardian and it's love/lust at first sight. Pretty much a young Jesse having dirty dreams about his best friend's 38-year old brother and trying/failing to to suppress his overflow of feelings. Hanzo is oblivious. Genji is not.

aHELLSSSS YEAHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

So It can either go two way: Jesse shamelessly flirts with Hanzo while Hanzo goes “haha u silly boy” and doesn’t take him seriously bc McCree’s voice is probably still cracking at this point. 

McCree: hey mister Shimada ;) you looking good in that suit, and I’ll say you look better without ;) ;)

Hanzo: *chuckles* isn’t today a school night?

McCree: ;’) fuck 

OR, like you say he’s suppress his feeling and just trips over his words every ten second when Hanzo is there and Hanzo just think this kid has a weird way of talking. McCree having a fucking boner every time Hanzo does that little smirk at him. 

I think Genji would be dying laughing at this point, and he can lolz all he want, after a few months McCree somehow got Hanzo into bed and now Genji is pissed “I CANT BELIEVE YOU FUCKED MY BROTHER!!!JESSE THERES RULES!!!NO FUCKING FRIENDS’ FAMILY MEMBER!!OH MY GOD!!!!”

But then Hanzo would smack Genji over the head and be like “I’m 38 you little brat don’t make decisions for me”

5 Tips To Tackle Isolation

Having a chronic illness that limits your abilities to function like most other people can be the most loneliest feeling in the world. I’ve recently been struggling very much with this, making and keeping friendships has been difficult, and in this last year and a bit I have had my eyes opened to the world of loneliness, and it’s really not a nice place to be. However on the sunny side, I have learned ways and means of dealing with these feelings along the way - so here they are! 💕💕💕💕


1. ADOPT A CAT 🐱

I know, I know, I sound like a typical crazy cat lady. But seriously, cats are wonderful creatures, and pretty low maintenance to look after too, which is ideal when you don’t have a lot of energy. My cats have seen every single ugly part of my illness and still want to be around me regardless, and that’s something special that you won’t find in many people! So go on - adopt your own fur baby today and never feel unloved again!

2. GET A PENPAL 💌

This is really a solution for two problems; loneliness AND boredom. I’ve found this to be really helpful in lifting the spirits, I have two pen pals; one in Australia so our letters often take a couple of weeks to get to each other, and the other is in England so we send our letters often weekly. And trust me, when you’ve been feeling so ill and too rotten to actually be bothered to see anybody, getting a lovely handwritten letter can be so uplifting. Somehow there doesn’t seem to be as much demand with letter writing than if you were to speak to somebody online, it’s all at your own pace.

3. SOCIAL MEDIA 💻

I wouldn’t normally speak so positively about social media as I think at times it can be overwhelming (she says as she’s writing this on tumblr). But knowing that there are other people out there going through the same thing as you can be so comforting and can help to make you feel less alone. So get watching YouTube videos, reading blogs, following people on Instagram etc. We’re all here waiting to support each other and raise awareness!

4. LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS 💁🏻

This could be misconstrued as a negative thing but actually learning to protect your heart is one of the most important and positive things ever. The truth is that people often say things that they have no intention of following up, I suppose to be/appear a good person. But that can be such a damaging thing to do to somebody who is pining for company. I think the best thing to do is, if people for example say they’re going to visit you or take you out somewhere, to take it all with a pinch of salt. Appreciate the thought and gesture of good will, but if it’s been a few weeks/months and they still haven’t then don’t be too disheartened! And try your best not to hold a grudge, some things just aren’t meant to be, especially if they feel forced. (I also find its a good idea to not make friends with people who have busy lives if you yourself don’t.)

5. SELF CARE 🛀🏻

I feel like I go on about self care an awful lot, I’m starting to feel like an overindulgent hedonist! But if I’m honest, out of all the things on this list, self care has helped me the most. Take pleasure in the small things; go outside and feel the fresh air and sun on your skin, meditate for as long as you wish, doodle mandalas and pretty patterns all day long! And we all know you can’t buy happiness, but if you can afford to; eat the cake, buy the dress, and take the hour long bubble bath filled with Lush products! You are a warrior princess and you deserve to be treat with love, respect and kindness - so show yourself some compassion!

Thank you for reading and blessed be!

✨🔮🌻🦄🌙🌷

Shu Headcanon (Drunk Shu Edition)

You stared at the empty bottle of whiskey. Seriously? The whole bottle?! ‘I-i have to…the whole bottle..or I don’t feel anything..’ Shu stutters as he lounges on his bed. 'Why are you drinking?!’ You ask. 'Bored…come here..’ 'No…’ He turns to you and pouts. You gasp, never have you ever seen him pout! You sit next to him, amused. He smiles; happy that you joined him. 'So…?’ 'You look…look really pretty today..’ His voice is low and his eyes look you up and down. Wow a compliment! 'Ah Shu..you must be really drunk..’ 'Maybe…damn..let me fuck you..’ He pulls you closer to him and you squeal. 'Shu!’ He’s above you and licks his lips. 'Your ass looks so sexy in that skirt…I want to tear it off..’ He moves down and pulls at your skirt. 'Please tell me you’re wearing a thong..’ He is breathing heavily and groaning, his eyes glazed over with lust. It was turning you on how desperate he become. 'I want to bite your ass cheek..’ he whispers. Your skirt was now off and he had flipped you over already licking your skin. You groan and he bites. 'Shu…’ you moan. 'Fuck…that’s so sexy..say it again…’ He bites again, harder this time. 'Ah! Shu!’ He growls and he moves kissing and biting at your neck. 'Drunk Shu is different..’ You tell him. 'You don’t like it?’ He kisses you on your jaw, his moans starting to sound like Laito’s. You became incredibly wet. 'No..it’s too good..’ You gasp as his fingers slip inside your panties. 'Heh…t-then let me fuck you..’ He growls again and his fingers drove deep inside. 'Yes!’ (Cliff hanger! The end!)

Originally posted by coupleaims

I’m going to draw stuff, don’t worry, I just wanted to mention this thing that happened today.

I was in history class, and I sit next to this cute girl. Her hair is brown and gold and she has black lipstick and I usually don’t associate with her because I don’t know what I’d say to her anyhow, so, today while I was talking to myself about test results I said,

“Wow, I am not that smart,” kinda seriously, kinda as a joke, and she said,

“Don’t be silly. I’m pretty sure you’re the smartest kid in the whole class.” And smiled.

And as a C-student, I just shrugged and said thanks and got distracted with a kid singing the birthday song, but when I look back and think about it I get this warm happy feeling and I begin blushing and !!! !!!

Girlfriend Does My Make Up

Joe sighs, looking into the camera while I sit next to him, grinning.

“Why did I agree to this?” He grumbles, shaking his head.

“Because I want my revenge. Now tell the viewers whats going on here.” I nudge him with my shoulder.

“Hello everybody,” Joe grumbles. “If you haven’t already guessed from the title, my loving girlfriend, Y/N, is here today to do my make up.”

“And why am I doing your make up?”

“A few weeks back, she let me do her make up, and while I think I did a pretty good job-“

“Seriously? My lips were neon pink.”

“Some disagree.” Joe continues, glancing over at me. “And she wanted revenge, so now she gets to do my make up.”

“Don’t worry, babe. I’m going to make you look beautiful.” I tell him, placing a kiss on his cheek.

“You realize the boys are never going to let me live this down, right?”

“Yup. But don’t worry, you’ll find something new to tease them about. Now…what’s your shade?” I turn to look at the pile of make up in front of us while Joe sends a scared look towards the camera.


“Why are you giggling so much?” Joe mumbles with his eyes closed.

I had been working on his make up for the past fifteen minutes or so, and had been trying my best to keep calm, but I was enjoying my revenge too much, and couldn’t stop giggling.

“You just look so beautiful.” I tell him, pulling back as he opens his eyes. He blinks a few times, adjusting to the make up on him as I sit there, trying to not crack as he stares at me.

“I look ridiculous, don’t I?” Joe asks, looking over at his camera with a frown.

“Not at all.” I pick up a lipstick from the pile, opening it to reveal a bright purple colour. “Now, pucker up, Sugg.”

He let out a groan but does as asked.

“I’m never asking you to do a video with me again.” Joe grimaced as his lips stuck together slightly.

“We know that’s a lie. You need to wear purple more often, it’s a wonderful colour on you. Really brings out your eyes.” He just glares at me, which kind of loses its meaning with the bright blue eye shadow and fake eyelashes.

“Are we done yet?”

“Nearly. Just need to do one final touch….”

I sit back, my eyes scanning his face before I nod once, grinning at him.

“Can I look?” Joe asks, reaching for the mirror. I grab it from him quickly, shaking my head.

“Not yet. Look at the camera, give the viewers a full look at your gorgeous face.” I bite my lip, trying to not burst into laughter as he turns to face the camera, an unhappy look on his face. “Come on, smile!”

Joe rolls his eyes but does an over exaggerated smile, which does cause me to collapse backwards onto the bed in laughter.

“Oh my gods! What did you do to me?!” Joe exclaims, looking at himself in the mirror. I try to answer, but every time I look at him, I end up laughing all over again.

“My girlfriend hates me.” He tells the camera, looking at himself in the mirror once again, but grimaces at his reflection.

“Oh, this was great revenge.” I say, sitting up and wiping away a tear from my eye. “Thank you for letting me do this.” I smile at him, and Joe tries to stay mad but can’t help but smile softly back.

“Alright, that’s it for this week.” He says, turning back to the camera. “Remember to give this video a thumbs up if you liked it, which I’m sure many of you did. And subscribe, it’s free! I’ll see you next week with another Sugg Sunday Special. Cheers, bye!” Joe waves before reaching over to end the recording.


“Okay, please take this crap off of my face.” He turns to face me.

I shake my head, pulling out my phone and opening the camera. “First, I need to take a few pictures.” I snap it before he moves, giggling softly to myself.

“Please don’t send that to anyone!” Joe makes a grab for my phone, but I dodge him quickly.

“Oops, too late.” I grin at him.

“Well, then at least let me give you a kiss.” He smiles, moving closer.

“With that lipstick on? No way!” I jump off the bed, running out of the room. Joe chases me throughout the house, trying to catch me so he can give me a ‘loving’ kiss.

“You’re trapped.” He grins at me from the doorway of the bathroom. “Now come on, just one kiss.” He moves closer, and I let out a squeal as he wraps his arms around me, kissing me repeatedly across my face.

“Ugh,” I say, finally pulling back. “That is disgusting.”

“Purple is really your colour, love.” Joe says, “Brings out your eyes.” He winks and I roll my eyes, slipping out of his grasp to grab my make up wipes.

“I need to throw out that lipstick.” I say, tossing him the package as I start to wipe off the purple from my face.

“I think we should keep it, use it on Caspar or Jack.”

“Next time they’re drunk?”

“I knew there was a reason I was dating you.” Joe replied, leaning in to kiss me again, but I lean back, placing a hand on his chest.

“You can kiss me AFTER you clean all that off your face.” I tell him, smiling before moving past him to walk out of the bathroom.

I was in Barnes and Noble today (or as we call it, Buns and Noodle) so naturally I cruised by the tarot shelves, and I found the Deviant Moon book. It’s been out awhile but I had not seen it before. It’s effing huge! It’s seriously the size and weight of a high school chemistry textbook. But ever so much more interesting.

And it’s pretty. Just look at that gloss finish on the cover.

Endpapers! 

Every card has a glorious full page color plate.

And then a few pages of text along with concept sketches, etc. It’s a truly impressive book and well worth the wait. Great job Patrick and thank you so much for your hard work in putting it together.

I didn’t buy it today but I’m pretty sure I won’t be able to resist it for very long.

Only In My Dreams (Part 2)

Yoongi x Reader (smut)
1400 words
Part 2. Part 3 will be the last one. hope you enjoy, this is more of a tease for the finale, really…

part 1  part 3

You remembered Yoongis knowing smile, taunting you, as you hurried to help the unnies with packing everything to head back on the road. His predatory eyes flashed in your mind and you couldn’t control the squirmy feeling inside that came with his presence.

“(Y/N), make sure you keep everything neat and clean. Don’t mess up their outfits. Those probably cost more than what your worth to us” ordered Hyo-unnie. You looked down and nodded, slightly discouraged from her harsher than normal tone.

“Aish, (Y/N), im sorry. Your very helpful, im just a little agitated right now. Closing the shows are always a bit high-stress for me. Thank you”

Her reassuring apology brightened your spirits and you replied with a “your welcome unnie, I’ll take good care of them.’

With that, she turned away and proceeded to go about her own tasks, the atmosphere hectic and rushed. Everyone was eager to clean up and go home to sleep, and by ‘home’ I mean ‘hotel-room’. You carefully gathered the outfits that the boys performed in and tried lugging them out of the room, towards the back hallway that led to the outside where the vans were kept. The heavy weight of the thick material of their suits was too much, and you were visibly struggling with it, huffing and grunting loudly. The top of the stack above your head threatened to tumble on top of you, and you watched it wobble in horror. Luckily a pair of pale hands came to your rescue, stopping the top from falling to the floor, as they grabbed them and held them to their side.

“Ah, thank you –“ you looked to see who had aided you and your stomach dropped slightly at the face looking down at you, mockingly.

“-thank you yoongi-ssi!” you tried to bow respectfully, but the clothes were too much and you just slightly bent around as if you had almost tripped. He chuckled at your awkwardness saying,

“You seem to be struggling today. I’ll help you carry these to the vans”

You tried to protest but he stopped you with a stern look and you snapped your mouth closed, not daring to say anything else. As you two walked side by side, you focused on the feeling of his arm as it slightly brushed against yours every so often. The silence and tension was too uncomfortable and you tried breaking it with small talk.

“So….” You said lamely.

“So.” he imitated.

“Um…Uhh.. th-the weather was nice today..” you closed your eyes in embarrassment. The weather? Seriously? Yoongi gave you a weird look and said,

“I guess so. I was practicing all day. I don’t really know”

“Aish, im sorry, im not good at talking to …” attractive boys. You. That’s what you were thinking, but instead you said,

“…people I don’t know well.”

“You were talking pretty well in your sleep earlier” your face reddened as the images from your dream popped back into your head.

“(Y/N)-ah, are you blushing?” Yoongi teased.

You avoided his question and changed the subject quickly, hoping to distract him from his teasing.

“Oh look, were at the van. Can you open the door please?” Yoongi looked at you, amused, as he slid the door to the back of the van open. You moved close to the opening and carefully laid the suits flat on the bottom of the trunk space, bent over slightly to reach inside better. He held out the suits he was holding for you to take, and you set them on top of the others, adjusting them to fit better inside the space. When you tried to bend up and back away from the van, you were blocked by Yoongi’s body. He was close enough so that your butt brushed the crotch of his pants, making you gasp in shock.

“S-Sorry I didn’t mean to do that!-“ You stopped your words when Yoongi grasped your hips and pressed you into his crotch.
“W-What are you-“

“I know you were dreaming about me, (Y/N). You were moaning my name over and over again. I would ask you what your dream was about but I think I already know” he whispered in your ear as he ground his semi-hard on into your bum.

“Don’t think I haven’t noticed how you always steal glances at me when you think I’m not looking. I’ve also noticed you.” His breath tickled the rim of your earlobe and you shivered into his chest.

“Yoongi..” you whined.

“You’re very cute and sexy, the way you act when no one is watching you.”

His hands trailed up your sides, sliding beneath your shirt, his fingertips lightly tickling you. The sensation tied knots in your stomach and you audibly sighed in pleasure.

“I like the way you can’t help but sing and dance to songs that you like, I like how your hard-working, and I like the way your bite your lips when your turned on”, he continued.

You immediately released your bottom lip from your teeth and tried to pull yourself together and away from his body. He took advantage of your movement and flipped you so you were facing him, your faces only a few inches apart. You had never been this close to Yoongi before, and his deep stare stopped your breath from reaching your lungs, and made your panties wet with desire.

“You can go if you want but I don’t think you want to, do you?” he asked. You couldn’t open your mouth to respond, you knew you would say “no” if you did. All you could do was stand there pressed against the van and his body, hoping he would retreat but secretly also wanting him to ravage you.

“I’ll take that silence as a No then…” and with that he lightly brushed his lips against yours barely making any contact. Your body automatically drew up, trying to get as much of him as possible. Yoongi’s hand pushed you down so you were sitting on the edge of the trunk space, and he positioned himself so his erection was directly against your crotch. You moaned deeply and bit your lip, as your hands flew up to grip his sides, his shirt bunched in your fists.

“Yoongi-ahh” you groaned.

“If you keep saying my name like that I won’t be able to control myself” he growled at you.

Good, you thought to yourself. His mouth attacked your neck and shoulder, sucking and kissing, sending electric jolts to your soaked vagina. You freed one of your hands and slid it down, gently cupping him inside your palm. He rocked his hips slowly as you gripped him tightly through his jeans and rubbed him up and down. Soon, his pants were marked with a small patch of pre-cum that had soaked through his underwear and jeans. As his pleasure grew, he became rougher, swearing into your neck and biting and licking your soft flesh. At last, he finally moved his lips over yours and properly kissed you. His mouth pressed to yours, needy and hot. His tongue poked through the kiss, asking permission to enter, and you surrendered to him. His tongue caressing yours was a huge turn-on, and a high pitched moan/whine escaped from you.

“I’m so hard right now,” he whispered. His hand traveled into the waist band of your pants and caressed your clothed folds. “And you’re very, very wet…”

This seemed to please him, because he completely pulled away from you, hand and all, and stood in front of you with a mischievous smile.

“Why’d you stop?” you whined. He clearly also wanted this to happen, judging by the large bulge straining against his jeans. You watched him adjust himself, hiding his bulge and wet stain underneath his long, white shirt, wishing you were touching him instead.

“Don’t worry, (Y/N), well definitely finish later, when people aren’t able to catch us. I wanna take my time with you.” He warned seductively. The thought made you rub your thighs together and shiver with anticipation.

“No no, none of that” he ordered as he pushed your thighs away from each other and gave you one last deep kiss.

“Come find me later, when you can’t wait any longer.”

Yoongi left you there in the darkness of the night, legs trembling and skin on fire, wishing the night was over with already so you could feel him inside of you, just like in all your dreams.