seriously i hate just looking at him

What the Hell is a Stiles?

Sterek, T, 2K, Blind Date AU


Saw the prompt from this post that someone reblogged. (Take a look at the list, there are so many good ideas!)

Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this


“No,” Derek says easily, without even looking up from his book. Erica groans and flops into the chair opposite him, nearly upsetting his mug of hot chocolate.

“Seriously?” she says, bracing both elbows on the table and leaning toward him. “At least hear me out.”

“Nope.”

“He’s cute, Der! I think you’d really like him.”

“Absolutely not. You have a terrible track record with set-ups.”

Erica has the decency to wince, at least, and drop her gaze from Derek’s. “But you’re a catch, Der, and you deserve someone who can make you happy. And since you don’t want to date me—”

“You don’t want to date me, either,” he reminds her, but she just rolls her eyes.

“Yeah, whatever. But seriously. You’re great.”

“I thought I was grumpy and terrible with people?” he asks, parroting her words from after the last failed date, and she huffs.

“Please?” she wheedles, poking her lower lips out a bit. “For me. If it goes badly, I’ll never try to set you up again.”

Derek sighs. Fuck.

His facial expressions must be more transparent than he thinks because Erica’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, you’re gonna say yes.”

Derek scowls at her. “Just coffee,” he says firmly. At least that way, he can get it in a to-go cup and make a neat escape after five minutes if he needs to. “No dinner, no movie, no activities.”

“Fine,” she says quickly, digging in her jeans pocket for her phone. “You got it.”

“This is not gonna end well,” he warns her, but she just waves her hand without looking up from her phone.

“Have some faith, Der,” she says, patting him on the hand absently while she pushes her chair back and stands up. “I can’t wait to tell Stiles.”

Derek blinks, watching Erica walk away. 

“Wait, what the hell is a Stiles?” he calls after her.

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anonymous asked:

Hi I love your art, and I especially loved the tutorial for Benedict. I was wondering if you could do a few pointers for Martin Freeman as well? I'm having a bit of trouble with him. Thanks :)

Sure no problem! I’ll just use a pic of John haha. So once again using this we’ll get something like this

His eyes are also weird trapezoids like Benedict’s but they slant in the opposite direction. A lot of times he furrows his brow so you can add that in for a mildly concerned look lmao

His nose is pretty standardly shape with a bulbous tip (i hate that word :((( ) like seriously if you google “nose clipart” or something it’ll look pretty close lol. it’s just a tad large for his face

And his lips are really thin! You can probably get away with just drawing a straight line and dimpling the edges.

and there you go! I’d add in some laugh lines as well.

anonymous asked:

Could you maybe do a drabble where Roy & Kori show up and give Artemis & Bizarro a 'How to Care For Your Red Hood' list of instructions? I'm pretty sure rule #1 on the list is 'When in doubt, call Alfred at ###-###-####.'. I can just see Kori, completely seriously, telling Arty Jay prefers stuffed bunnies to teddy bears for sleeping, or something equally embarrassing, lol!

Do I even remember how to drabble? Let’s see. 

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Jason took one look at his couch and shook his head. “No.”

Artemis and Kory looked up from the list Kory held in her hands. Artemis smirked at him.

Kory smiled. “Jason, it’s good to see you. I was just taking Artemis through the list.”

“I hate the list,” Jason replied wearily. “You know I hate the list.”

“It’s necessary.” Kory cleared her throat and pointed to the next item. “Eight hours of sleep a night is ideal. Too little and he becomes injury-prone. Too much makes him cranky.”

“Kory, please.”

Her smile widened. “Hush, Jason.”

The front door slammed and Roy and Bizarro came into the living room.

“Jaybird!” Roy flung an arm over his shoulders, exchanging grins with Bizarro. “This guy is so handy! We just upgraded your security system.”

Jason opened his mouth, but was distracted by Kory pulling a teddy bear out from behind her with a flourish.

“And this is Teddy.” She held it out to Artemis. “He is Jason’s most prized possession. He won’t blow up a safe house if Teddy is present.”

“I’ve never seen that thing before in my life.” Jason scowled. “You’re lying.”

“It’s a cute bear,” Artemis told him, lips twitching.

Jason took a deep breath.

“Can share shelf with Pup Pup,” Bizarro added.

“Nope.” Jason shook his head and turned to leave. “I’m done with all of you.”

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I’m dead. Ok I’m still breathing but I’m dead inside ‘cause HIS SMILE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL THING IN THIS WORLD AND I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS. I CAN’T.

Originally posted by amoodymess

I mean… PLEASE LOOK AT HIM. This is the face Keith does whenever Lance flirts with Allura and you seriously want me to believe he’s not pining? He can give as many hugs as he wants but at the end of the day he just wants to come back to his señora (and his señora is very happy with him and with blue lion, thank you vm)

Jealousy thy name is Keith

anonymous asked:

Do you think that before Flynn stole the mothership he tracked Lucy down at all? I'm sure he would have been curious about the mysterious professor who wrote his journal-from-the-future. So I can picture him finding her at her university and attending one of her lectures or something. What are your thoughts?

Oh, my god, Anon. My thoughts are I have had these EXACT THOUGHTS!

He DEFINITELY looked her up before the series starts! No doubt. None. Erase all doubt from your mind. We don’t know the degree of it. Maybe Flynn searched online for information about her. Maybe he read one of her books (a history book– not the sad, handwritten one). Maybe, yes, he even sat in the back of at least one lecture. We don’t know how far he went researching her (he’s an intelligence gathering special agent and this could actually be quite in depth– he has her tax returns), but we do know that Flynn looked Lucy up in the present day before setting his plan in motion.

And it all sounds like an interesting little possibility and fan theory, one more connection Flynn and Lucy have before even meeting face to face, but the logical part of our brain is still like, “Proof?”

How about the fact that, in the Pilot, he knew what she looked like? Yeah. Once you realize Flynn picked her out of a frantic crowd at night in front of an explosion, it hits you: “How did he know her face?” Lucy can write her entire life story in that journal. Flynn can know her mind as well as she knows herself. But unless Lucy included a photograph, he would not know her to see her. He’d pass her on the street. Conclusion: either through research or because he staked her out (attended one of her classes), Flynn was familiar with what Lucy looked like prior to meeting her in 1937.

Now, you can argue the above. You could say that one brief, mid-episode snippet is the real first time Flynn sees her. The part when he’s watching the three be arrested after he called in that tip on them.

BUT! he is very, very far away. And he’s not even the one looking through the binoculars when it happens. 

He certainly can’t make out her face. And would he really approach her later with his biggest identifier being that she had on a brown coat? Why would he WANT to leave it up to chance? Why would he risk not knowing what Lucy looks like before going into the past where he knows he’s going to run into her? I really don’t think he would.

Also (just mentioning) Flynn’s guy that Wyatt kills in the hangar knew who Lucy was, and I’m not sure what to make of it. Flynn did brief his men about her though. We know that. Because after realizing who she was (whether because Flynn passed around a picture of her or because he said she’d be the woman following them), the man said, “Flynn wants to talk to you.” So Flynn made certain his men knew who Lucy was and that, if found, she should be brought to him, presumably unharmed.

I really think it makes sense that Flynn looked her up beforehand. It makes more sense than him not doing it. Checking up on Lucy just fits Flynn’s character. Not only for curiosity’s sake, but because Flynn won’t be caught unaware again. After Rittenhouse and his family, Flynn researches, he double-checks. The man has become obsessively prepared. It’s like a compulsion he now has. He needs that sense of control so much he doesn’t even delegate unless he has to. He trusts no one. He does everything himself. He’s paranoid something will go wrong. So many episodes, he has to check the journal before allowing himself to act. Even in 1.12, he pulled it out and studied the drawing before approaching Emma’s cabin. He looks before he leaps, and you can’t tell me that doesn’t include investigating Lucy before thrusting them into the situation where they meet. He would want to know her first, familiarize himself a little better.

So yes, he looked her up before stealing the Mothership. Fight me.

Fancasts :)

Marauders:

James Potter- Aaron Taylor Johnson

Ive always gone along with the crowd with this one ATJ is THE perfect James no doubt about it like look at him 

Sirius Black- Ben Barnes

Again another crowd pleaser but seriously (lol) look at him he is the physical  embodiment of Sirius.. the smirk the hair everything hes perfect 

Remus Lupin- Andrew Garfield 

This is undisputed for me because Andrew has that nerdish vibe, yet still gives off the essences of a laid back, chill guy and idk that is Remus for me

Severus Snape- Louis Garrel 

This was hard cause Louis Garrel is so hot and I hate Snape so much but he has the features and the hair and it just works and i hate it 

Peter Pettigrew- Jamie Bell

Again another hatred for a character but love for an actor.. Jamie Bell afain just works his got smaller pointier features like Peter would have but like i still hate pettigrew 

Lily Evans- Karen Gillian 

Karen has always been Lily for me because she gives of the hot headed nerdish girl and there are some edits out there of her and ATJ that have driven me to tears with how perfect it is so yes she is Lily

Regulus Black- Dane DeHaan 

Dane is one of my favorite actors and Regulus is one of my favorite characters even though he isnt mentioned much until the end hes a fallen hero of sorts and Dane portrays the cool yet serious and loyal guy that Regulus would be.. hed be the fallen hero and i love it

Marlene Mckinnon- Natalie Dormer 

NATALIE DORMER IS MY FAVORITE ACTRESS OF ALL TIME AND SHES SO HOT IM SO IN LOVE WITH HER……. anyway… Marlene had to have been like the most attractive badass human being to get Sirius Black to fall n love with her and Natalie is the definition of hot and badass like that smirk and those eyes and my god i love her 

Next Generation: 

Teddy Lupin- Hunter Parrish 

I had Luke Newberry before but i was scrolling through some things and Hunter Parrish just like was perfect like it all just clicked.. Teddy i feel would just be adorable yet so hot that all the girls would fawn over him yet hed be so blind to how attractive he really is

James Sirius Potter- Robbie Sheehan

Ive seen so many people fancasted as James Sirius and the only one whose ever stuck with me is Robbie… Robbie is sarcastic and gives off a snarky “i dont give a fuck” attitude and that is James.. His smile is what sold me tho.. its a smile that just hints at charming and troublemaking and i love it

Albus Rubeus Potter- Logan Lerman 

I fought myself for so long putting Logan here but he really is perfect.. i saw an edit somewhere that had ATJ, Dan Radcliffe, and him all next to each other and it just worked so well that i couldnt refuse 

Lily Luna Potter- Jane Levy

Jane Levy fits the bill for me because she has Harry’s eyes and Ginny hairs so its a perfect combo in my eyes and i love it she has the attitude of someone whose has to deal with James Sirius and Albus for brothers too so lol

Hugo Weasley- PJ Ligouri

PJ is just so cute and adorable and sweet and i think Hugo would be the exact same like for this its more personality than face but i feel PJ also has a ron like build being tall and lanky and his eyes with Hermiones hair and sharp features ugh i love it 

Rose Weasley- Sophie Turner

SOPHIE IS BAE AH she has Rons hair obviously and his eyes.. again this is more personality cause i picture Rose as fiery and adventurous and snarky and bubbly and that is what Sophie is 

Scorpius Malfoy- Bertie Gilbert

This is a bit obvious but like Bertie is so sweet yet so hot and also i thought hed look good with Sophie (oops im scorose trash) 

Victoire Weasley- Elizabeth Olsen 

I typed in Victoire Weasley Actress in google cause i wanted to see and get ideas and i scrolled fown really far till i saw Lizzie and i was like YASSS shes just perfect shes so gorgeous and gives off a veela vibe but she also has a little werewolf in her so shes tough and idk i think its perfect plus her and hunter would be SO CUTE 

Dominique Weasley- Britt Robertson

I always felt Dominique would be a lot like Bill personality wise, yet look more like Fleur with her hair and her softer features and i love it ah

Louis Weasley- Daniel Sharman 

Hes just so hot and such a charmer with i feel a shyer side and that it Louis to me 

Molly Weasley- Chloe Grace Moretz

Clhoe just has softer features and is so adorable and I feel like Percy’s kids would be precious and so sweet and thats just what Chloe gives off

Lucy Weasley- Georgie Henley 

This is the same as Chloe like Georgie looks so kind and sweet and i love it 

Fred Weasley II- Jacob Artist 

Seeing as Fred is half black half white, i wanted someone who could definitely embody both and Jacob just fit that.. he has a mix of sharper features and softer features which i think works for George and Angelina 

Roxanne Weasley- Zoe Kravitz 

Zoe is just such a badass and so punk rock and hard and i always thought Roxanne would be the same.. she gives off a punky vibe to me and i love this 

Lorcan and Lysander Scamander- Jack and Finn Harries 

i think Jack and Finn are the perfect combo of crazy and weird and off in their own world and yet still quite hot and i mean Luna’s kids had to be stunning so 

Id like some feedback guys i love all these people theyre all so attractive and idk they all work in my opinion

btw none of the gifs are mine :)

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Keep Your Enemies Closer (7k) by jackstylinson

Someone walking into the bathroom interrupts Louis’ inner monologue. Of fucking course. Harry notices Louis and smiles. He fucking smiles all dimply and bright and for a split second Louis is taken back in time to when they were best friends and how he used to be such a sucker for that smile. Louis’ eyes harden at the thought.

“Hey Lou,” Harry chirps. His voice is soft and gentle, just like it was five years ago, no trace of animosity.

“Hey,” Louis says not looking at him, but at his own reflection straightening his Black Sabbath T-shirt.

“How’ve you been?” Harry asks, running a hand through his hair.

Louis can’t help but snort. “Seriously? You actually care about how I’ve been?”

Harry looks taken aback by Louis’ reaction but recovers easily, “Of course I do,” he says sounding genuinely surprised that Louis would think otherwise.

Or:  Harry and Louis have hated each other for almost five years, until they don’t.

That YinYang moment was so special. The way how Louis just started to crack up, and lean his head on his knees, and Harry just watched him in awe, his world stopping because Jesus Christ his boyfriend’s laugh is worth everything listening to, and everyone should realize it and shut up, and then they went on, and it looked like the moment ended, but no, Harry finally caught on the joke and he cracked up and leaned forward, Louis mirroring him in the sitting position and  he was so proud of Harry that now they can laugh at the same joke while the other 2 band mates just had that look: wtf - will you tell me later - please you have to tell me later - no? what do you mean no? - i hate you - fucking dream team - but seriously you have to tell me later - why are you still laughing - duh.

My Thoughts...

Guys I’m starting to get this feeling that 10k is going to kill Murphy in the season finale. I mean they’ve been playing up the fact that 10k wanted to kill Murphy ever since what he did to Cassandra. Like you can see the hatred in his eyes every time he looks at Murphy and the mind controlling thing can’t take that away. As much as I’m hating Murphy right now for what he’s doing to 10k I don’t want him to die. But seriously, I cant be the only person getting this feeling. It’s like 10k’s mission is no longer to kill 10 thousand zombies, but it’s to kill Murphy, and that’s not going to go down well. And just wondering, is 10k turning blue or is he just really dirty I seriously can’t tell. 

WAIT A MINUTe


WAIT
A. FUCKING. MINUTE.
WHAT IS THIS
THE VIRTUE TO GLUTTONY IS TEMPERANCE?
-LOOKS AT SHUUHEI WHO IS MARKED FOR TEMPERANCE ON THE TAROT DECK-

-LOOKS BACK AT GLUTTONY-

-LOOKS AT SHUUHEI CURRENTLY SPINNING OFF TO HIS OWN GOALS IN THE MANGA-

-OPENS MOUTH TO SCREAM-

BONUS?????????:

     Ok but seriously, Shuuhei’s been a reoccurring character in the manga for how long? Mikuni’s telling him to NOT follow C3′s orders and seek revenge and he’s finally starting to move in that direction. And he is pretty much earmarked as the arcana of temperance from what I’ve discussed with Fuka. So… So… did… is this maybe… 

     Ok but just imagine though… Shuuhei hates vampires so much but then THIS. ImagineifGluttonyhateshumans. FUCK. I SHIP IT AND IT’S NOT EVEN A THING. FUCK PLEASE LET THIS BE A THING!!!

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My humble contribution to Levi’s birthday. Work is a bitch, folks. But whatever, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HUMANITY’S HOTTEST…ERR, I MEANT STRONGEST, OBVIOUSLY! I hope all of you are celebrating the special day of this precious dwarf (i seriously tried not making him look like a kid, but Mike is a freaking giant, it’s his fault, not mine), ‘cause to hell with Christmas. 

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(Belated) Sunday Progress Update:

This past week was SO gorgeous that I just wasn’t feeling the gym thing. I rode my bike every day except Thursday (when I did go to body pump). I’m getting a lot more confident riding and I just LOVE it! I would’ve given myself a check for an at-home workout yesterday…but the husband fell and seriously jacked up his knee (not broken though), so we headed home early. I was too nauseous from the panic of seeing him fall to do anything else. My feelings always show themselves right in my stomach. 😞 I’ve been doing hand weights and abs to maintain a well rounded workout routine. It’s just SO NICE to be outside lately!! 😍 I’m not hating the muscle tone I’m seeing improve in my legs either!

I got a haircut this morning–just a trim for the most part–and the husband was like, “I thought you were getting a haircut??” 🙄 Whatever! It looks and feels better to me! 😊

I could use some good vibes for my dad. He’s really, really struggling. And, it’s very hard on all of us, as well. We’re pretty sure this will be his last holiday season. I’m trying to stay upbeat, but yesterday it was really getting to me especially badly.

So I just read this theory on twitter about how Jocelyn uses the shape shifting rune to make herself look like Clary & she sneaks onto the ship & tries to kill Jace. I love & hate this idea all at the same time. If Jocelyn makes Jace think that Clary thinks he’s evil like Valentine & that’s what pushes him into giving into Valentine I’m seriously going to bawling like a baby. I think right here this is Jocelyn & Jace. I think its Jocelyn & Jace that jump off the ship and thats part of her plan to get Jace killed.

I do believe at some point Clary really does really get on the ship & that’s right here….

You can see Clary is in a dark leather jacket not the light blue button down where clace jump off the ship. I think at this point real Clary is going to get through to Jace or Valentine threatening Clary is going to make him turn against his father & lead to this moment.

Dating Baron Corbin would include:

× He don’t tolerate you at first
× You bothering him all the time.
× Stop doing that cause you really think that he hates you
× He always watching you from afar.
× You always knowing he looks at you.
× “i don’t hate you, ok? Actually, I really like you”
× People can’t believe that you are his girlfriend
× “isn’t bad, u know? It’s just… weird. But seriously Baron, you look so happy with her”
× cheek kisses all the time
× “ya’ know that my mouth is right here, no?”
× “yep, and i don’t care”
× Him trying to be more friendly because of you
× “Baron, u know that you don’t need to change, right?
× You occasionally shooting mean looks to girls that are flirting with him to keep them away
× Baron smirking when he sees you doing that
× And hin putting his arm around your waist whenever he is jealous
× Rough sex like all the time
× “i’m not in that shit of daddy kink, but maybe we can try, princess”
× Midnight dates
× Calling him childish nicknames just to annoy him”
× “(y/n) please, stop”
× But him secretly liking it when you give him those stupid nicknames
× Suggestive grins while you are training"
× So much sarcasm
× Being his ‘lucky charm’.
× And him being yours
× Lots and lots neck kisses
× Scolding each other for leaving so many hickeys
× Him opening up to you and sharing his emotions
× Wearing his shirt like all the time
× “is that my-”
× “yup”
× You can’t believe that he is in love with you
× Him being basically boyfriend goals and THANK YOU PEOPLE, NOW I WANT BARON IN MY LIFE