seriously i dont remember

  • JJ: *exists*
  • Yurio: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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final messages

when you buy something used, please clean it energetically. also do that with “gifts” from people you don’t fully trust.

Fun Fact: I simply found this picture in my archives one day; I had completely forgotten about its existence. I don’t even remember when I drew it, although the file says it was created on the 5th of May. I am spooked because never before has a finished image like this been completely wiped from my memory as this has done, and I’m lucky to have stumbled upon it because otherwise it would have disappeared into the recesses of existence.

So here y’all go. A hidden Chara of strange origins; stop being so freaky child jeezles.

anonymous asked:

IF SAMUEL GETS ELIMINATED IM SWIMMING TO KOREA AND FIGHTING EVERYONE honestly i wish international fans could vote, top 11 would be amazing. everyone was saying kfans arent really that big fans of samuel bc he's a mix bUT WHAT INSJDJSKOAO

uGH i wish international fans could vote too because. like. talented people who deserve to be in the top 11 aren’t noticed by kfans and it’s like the fuck people what kind of group is this even gonna be???

sAMUEL HAS BEEN TRAINING TOO LONG FOR KFANS TO SLEEP ON HIM NOW I WON’T ONLY FIGHT EVERYONE I’LL MURDER.

i don’t think i’ll ever stop believing that @kyleehenke is the one true meme queen

i just

have never seen

such a beautifully intense meme

i love her

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31 days of Muse
Day 31 - Appreciation post: Muse

“For me, Muse is about getting the hopes, dreams, desires, frustrations out of your system that you wouldn’t normally be able to do. It’s about showing people that there are things inside buried that should be exposed, and having no shame about them. We can communicate no matter the environment.” - Matt Bellamy

        ‘  and if he sees us coming for him, he’ll just act that much faster. he’ll throw a buick through a wall or something… ‘   new moon.

Damn a post on my dash just brought back my old pissed off feelings that kara out of nowhere didnt want james anymore in season 2. Between supercorp and sanvers always on my dash i’d forgotten about that shit. Dammit.

The Ridonculous Race Cast: First Opinions

the dad from Christmas Vacation and Justin Bieber

Dwayne Johnson and Rihanna

This is Chris’s dad and you’re wrong if you think he’s not

lesbians.

they look like they play call of duty a lot and tell women who play against them to go make them a sandwich

Axl Rose and the drummer dude from Guitar Hero 3

Marilyn Manson and Sia?

Kendall and Kris Jenner

babes

are these people even on the show i seriously dont remember them at all

bros that are actually super gay

my opinion on the signs (drunk version)

aRIES: I ADORE YOU VERY SWEET VERY CUTE VERY MUCH STUBBORN AND EVEN THAT IS CUTE LIKE YOU CANT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH THESE PEOPLES, HAVE BEAUTIFUL SMILES, ATTRACTIVE, WHITE TEETH, FUN TO BE AROUND, NOT AWKARD AT ALL, VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD, THEY ARE LIKE SWEET EXCITED PEOPLE YOU WANT TO BE AROUND ALWAYS. WILL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH THEY LOVE YOU IN EVERYTHING THEY DO. NATURALLY HAPPY PEOPLE.

tUAURS: ALWAYS WANTS TO FEED YOU LIKE ASKS IF YOUVE EATN BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT YOU A TUPPERWARE OF LIKE RICE AND POTATOE TO YOUR HOUSE JUST IN CASE VERY CARING, SHOWS IT BY LIKE CARESSING YOUR HAIR AND STUFF

GEMINI: FUNNY PEOPLE WHO TALK ALOT AND LAUGH AT THINGS WITH YOU, LIKE TO SHOW YOU THINGS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU HAPPY OR INTEREST YOU, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, CUTE ADORABLE SMILES, MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND WANTED, CAN BE VERY LOVING TOO, CALLS YOU BABY IN A FRIENDSHIP WAY, OR LIKE PRINCESS, (AS IM TYPING THESE IM LIKE WOAH I KNOW ALOT OF VERY SWEET PEOPLE OF EACH SIGN WOW NICE) JUST LOVELY AND VERY LOVELY AT GREETING YOU EVERYTIME THEY SEE YOU

CANCER: THESE PEOPLE ARE VERY GOOD FOR GOING TO WHEN SOMEONE IS MEAN TO YOU AND YOU NEED ADVICE AND SOMEONE YOU KNOW WILL JUST HAVE YOUR BACK AND BE RATIONAL AND CARING ABOUT IT, KNOWS WHAT TO SAY AND DO, KNOWS HOW TO JUST CALM YOU DOWN, VERY RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN AND GO TO PARTIES AND STUFF AND SOCIALIZE, EASY TO LOVE AND GET ALONG WITH

LEO: YOU HATE THEM ONE MINUTE AND LOVE THEM THE NEXT, VERY PASSIONATE AND CAN RAMBLE ON AND ON ABOUT THINGS THEY LOVE LIKE MINECRAFT OR JUST LITTLE STUFF LIKE THAT BUT THEY TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT LIKE WOAH MAN LIKE ITS THE BEST THING EVER, LIKE THEY JUST DISCOVERED LIGHT, VERY PROTECTIVE OF OTHERES IN A WAY THATS LIKE “OH THAT PERSON JUST STEPPED ON YOUR SHOE! HEY PERSON SAY SORRY! THATS NOT NICE!”

VIRGO: WILL WAKE YOU UP WITH LIKE BREAKFAST AND COFFEE AND LIKE HELP YOU WITH LITERALLY EVERY LITTLE THING IN YOUR LIFE LIKE OH YOU NEED TO DO LAUNDRY ILL HELP OR OH YOU HAVENT EATEN HEY ILL TAKE YOU OUT TO EAT OR HEY YOU DONT FEEL SO WELL? OH ITS YOUR PERIOD? ILL COME OVER AND TAKE CARE OF YOU ILL BRING SOME CHINESE FOOD AND MEDICINE AND LIKE GO GET WATER FOR YOU EVERY TIME YOUR THIRSTY, JUST SO THOUGHTFUL IN GENERAL, MAKES YOU WANT TO BE A BETTER PERSON

LIBRA: NEVER EVER SERIOUS, CAN BE BUT HARDLY EVER WHICH CAN BECOME A PROBLEM WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS LIKE YOUR EMOTIONS, WILL ALWAYS BE UP FOR LIKE MIDNIGHT DRIVES, STARBUCKS TRIPS, GETTING YOUR NAILS DONE, SHOPPING, GOING OUT FOR BRUNCH/LUNCH/DINNER, JUST BASICALLY THE PERSON YOUD LOVE HAVING A GIRLS NIGHT OUT WITH.

SCORPIO: INTENSE AF PEOPLE YOU CANT HELP LOVING AND LAUGHING AT THINGS WITH, LIKE YOU CANNOT STAY MAD AT THESE PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE YOU HATE THAT ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, THEY DONT LIKE BEING CONTROLLED WHATSOEVER , REALLY REALLY HARD AND TOUGH ON THE OUTSIDE SHELL BUT WHEN YOU GET CLOSE TO THEM THEYRE LIKE THE  SOFTEST LITTLE PUPPIES THAT JUST ADORE YOU

SAGITTARIUS: THE LIKE DEFINITION OF CHILL HONESTLY, LIKE YOU JUST WANNA BE WITH THEM AND CHILL, YOU CAN GO TO PARTIES WITH THEM AND FEEL COMFORTABLE BECAUSE THEY JUST MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD AND MAKE YOU LAUGH AND DONT TRY HARD AT ALL THEY JUST KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL AT HOME. YOU NEVER FEEL UNEASY AROUND THESE PEOPLE.

CAPRICORN: SERIOUS PEOPLE SOMETIMES, TAKE CERTAIN THINGS SERIOUSLY LIKE HOW THEY DRESS AND LOOK, RANDOMLY YOU NOTICE THEY ARE THE BIGGEST GOOFS EVER AND YOURE ACTING OUT SCENES FROM MOVIES WITH THEM AND YOU CAN SING SONGS WITH THEM AND BE SUPER GOOFY AND NOT SHY OR ANYTHING. BASICALLY YOUR BESTFRIEND

AQUARIUS: PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THEYRE LIKE DETATCHED AND SHIT BUT THE ONES IVE MET ARE STRAIGHT UP LOVING AND LIKE OPEN UP AND TALK ABOUT LOVE AND THEIR FEELINGS AND STUFF AND YOU CAN JUST CONNECT WITH THEM EASILY. TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO WILL DITCH CLASS JUST TO BE WITH YOU, ONCE THEYRE LIKE CLOSE TO YOU WILL BE SUPERRRR OPEN ABOUT HOW THEY JUST WANT TO BE WITH YOU LIKE 24/7 AND JUST REALLY BIG SOFTIES, SHOW YOU OFF TO THEIR FRIENDS AND STUFF. VERY PROUD OF THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE AND WONT BE AFRAID TO SHOW IT

PISCES: THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CONFUSING, YOU THINK YOUVE GOTTEN A CONNECTION AND YOUR TIGHT AND WHAT NOT AND THEN THEYRE JUST LIKE IGNORING YOU AND DISTANT OR JUST SEEM TO BE, BUT YOU LEARN THAT THAT IS JUST HOW THESE PEOPLE ARE BY NATURE THEY NEED SOME SPACE TO BE WITH THEIR THOUGHTS AND ITS NOTHING PERSONAL, THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND IT FEELS NICE TO FEEL IT RECIPROCATED. REALLY CUTE PEOPLE WHOVE GOT YOUR BACK ALWAYS, YOU CAN BE VERY COMFORTABLE WITH. WONT JUDGE YOU OR ANYTHING UNLESS YOURE BEING A DICK AND ARE LIKE MEAN TO ANIMALS OR SOMETHING. V CUTE PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY. CRY VERY EASILY TOO.

(CRAZY THING ABOUT THIS IS I DONT EVER REMEMBER THE ORDER OF THE SIGNS WHEN IM SOBER AND IM DRUNK AND I WAS LIKE HELL YEAH LEO VIRGO LIBRA BOOM )

anonymous asked:

IM NOT SURE HOW LATE I AM, BUT HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU WOUND ME WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL WORDS, YOUR AMAZING DIALOGUE AND MY OWN FEELS. HOW DARE YOU USE THAT AGAINST ME.. does anybody even use the word feels anymore? Who knows. BUT, SERIOUSLY THOUGH I DONT EVEN BIAS TAE AND IM CRYING. I will remember this on my death bed, and when my grandchildren ask me what my I want on my gravestone, it'll be "GODDAMN IT ELLIELJADE, YOU BROKE MY HEART ONCE MORE"

This is…the most beautiful message I have ever received. :’) I live to destroy lives tbh.

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W)(at t)(e fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Beac)(? I’ll )(ave you know I graduated top of my class in t)(e Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I )(ave over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m t)(e top sniper in t)(e entire US armed forces. You are not)(ing to me but just anot)(er target. I will wipe you t)(e fuck out wit)( precision t)(e pikes of w)(ic)( )(as never been seen before on t)(is -Eart)(, mark my fucking words. You t)(ink you can get away wit)( saying t)(at s)(it to me over t)(e Internet? T)(ink again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across t)(e USA and your IP is being traced rig)(t now so you better prepare for t)(e storm, maggot. T)(e storm t)(at wipes out t)(e pat)(etic little t)(ing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anyw)(ere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven )(undred ways, and t)(at’s just wit)( my bare )(ands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I )(ave access to t)(e entire arsenal of t)(e United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bass off t)(e face of t)(e continent, you little s)(it. If only you could )(ave known w)(at un)(oly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would )(ave )(eld your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying t)(e price, you goddamn idiot. I will s)(it fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

(( @askthepeixesfam ))