seriously i can't deal with this

strangcrthanfiction  asked:

kuwesper + ship meme :p

send me a ship!@ghezenblessed​ + @daringcrow

who is more likely to hurt the other?

  • uhh i don’t think any of them would deliberately?  if anything happened it’d probably be down to a misunderstanding or maybe just an argument that went too far

who is emotionally stronger?

  • all of them have had to deal w/ Some Shit and they all came out of it relatively intact so

who is physically stronger?

  • ?????? i don’t know?  they’re all like.  distance fighters.  guns and explosives n shit.  they would all probably lose a close-quarters physical fight with someone else lbr

who is more likely to break a bone?

  • i feel like jesper is the most likely but somehow it never happens to him even though it really should have done by now.  jesper “never happier than when he’s in danger / someone’s shooting at him / there’s a fight” fahey

who knows best what to say to upset the other?

  • ……..i’m thinking about wylan and jesper on the ferolind and how wylan almost immediately came at him with “everyone knows you can’t keep away from a risky bet, why are you here anyway?  you think kaz really trusts you?  alright pal” and i don’t think he meant to but he really did touch on something jesper was insecure about soooo i.  think he has a way of hitting on that stuff sometimes?  or like, it’s deliberate but not with bad intentions?  like when he keeps bringing up inej to kaz in c/k and Will Not Let It Go, he’s not trying to make things worse but he knows it’s a sensitive topic

who is most likely to apologise first after an argument?

  • i have weirdly complex thoughts on this one?  bc people arguing throws kuwei off, he doesn’t like it  ( see: jesper and kaz fighting, when he asks if jesper’s angry with him, which actually makes me think it’s mostly if someone he cares about is involved but that still applies here and this post is long enough ) , but if he feels personally wronged by whatever happened, he’s not ending this until whoever it was apologises.  and jesper doesn’t want to be on bad terms with people he cares about  ( see: the whole thing w/ kaz )  so he’s usually in favour of de-escalating once the worst is over.  why do i feel like wylan is absolutely the “i’m not angry i’m disappointed” type 

who treats who’s wounds more often?

  • kuwei’s supposed to have the most medical knowledge after nina but jesper’s probably used to patching himself up after fights?  and i feel like wylan would learn fast bc.  jesper.

who is in constant need of comfort?

  • not constantly but after c/k they all are at times.  wylan’s moving on from years of living in an abusive home which ended in him being almost killed, kuwei’s been through multiple awful situations, jesper’s only just gotten his father out of danger and is also overcoming a gambling addiction
  • so y’know they all have their nights

who gets more jealous?

  • wylan l m a o 

who’s most likely to walk out on the other?

  • like during an argument, or…?  kuwei maybe with the i don’t have to listen to this
  • somewhere in my google drive is a ridiculously early college au draft where kuwei literally just gets up to leave and i think it’s wylan who pulls him back like your relationship, your problem too

who will propose?

  • i…….. don’t really see this happening?  50% bc i have no idea what ketterdam laws on polygamy would even be like but i’m pretty sure it wasn’t legal in 1800s amsterdam ( which is still what i say ketterdam is ) ( and i googled this but i just got a bunch of current news articles )

who has the most difficult parents?

  • WYLAN  ( m.arya hendriks excluded, she’s wonderful )

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?

  • jesper, mostly, but could also be wylan

who comes up for the other all the time?

  • i don’t, know what this is asking

who hogs the blankets?

  • i just have this mental image of wylan completely tangled up in blankets 
  • but jesper will compete for blankets when he has to 
  • apart from maybe three weeks mid-winter where kuwei’s just like fuck y’all get your own blanket i’m not dying like this

who gets more sad?

  • all of ‘em at different times but they’re good at looking out for each other n dealing with stuff together u know

who is better at cheering the other up?

  • depends what’s needed, they’re all good for different things
  • jesper’s good at the general bringing a smile to your face, making people laugh thing
  • wylan’s good for actually Talking about things 
  • kuwei’s the curls up with his head on ur shoulder just to be There one 

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

  • jesper makes ridiculous flirty jokes in public and wylan shoves him but then ends up hiding his face in his shoulder bc he’s a vibrant shade of red.  kuwei just laughs at this and is no help at all
  • in fact he joins in and wylan is ready to Leave right now immediately

who is more streetwise?

  • jesper bc he’s been with the dregs the longest out of the 3 of them but after c/k wylan’s slowly catching up and kuwei would pick things up pretty quickly?

who is more wise?

  • kuwei: knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit, wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad
  • jesper: philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie 
  • wylan: COMMON SENSE IS KNOWING KETCHUP IS NOT A DAMN SMOOTHIE

who’s the shyest?

  • varies a bit between wylan and kuwei but mostly wylan

who boasts about the other more?

  • have y’all met jesper
  • “it’s brilliant, just like you”
  • it’s totally jesper

who sits on who’s lap? 

  • ….kuwei does this of his own accord, sometimes jesper will pull one of them onto his lap bc they’re small and he can
  • also don’t tell me jesper hasn’t tried this himself
  • tried
  • he didn’t ask to be this tall, he’s doing his best
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Harry shaking my life while making his shake.
ffs why is he so distracting?

  • Psychic: *reads my mind*
  • My brain: GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO
  • Psychic: what the fuck
  • Me: I don't know make it stop

t06k  asked:

The problem isn't that you've offended people, it's that you refuse to stop. People have asked you to stop, and instead of stopping you say "It's just a joke, chill." Because you're famous now, you can't talk like you do at home or in public cause no one here knows you. So, even if you don't mean it, apologize and watch your words. People take things from famous people way too seriously for no reason, but it's a problem they need to deal with.

1- I aint famous fam. I’m just some kid with a cringe series going on on youtube.

2- I aint watching my words because I believe my dialect is fine. I only know a couple words you can use to call a person names and that sounded like my best choice

3- there are people like pewds, markiplier, jack that swear on a daily basis on their videos. And they swear like a sailor, which I find hilarious as freak. And no one is cruficying them for doing it so. And they ARE, indeed, famous.

4- with “u wont stop!!” What do you mean? I only used the word O N C E on tumblr and then refered to it as R word as I was answering people. If defending myself or try to sort out the issue is “not stoping” then… dude… you’re not understanding.

5- I got nothing to apologise for? I ised the word once under a justified circumstance that I don’t regret, for is being used in the right context under no harm. Also if you mean by the other answers people that follow me know I love sarcasm and answer some questions with bit of salt for the humor.

Yeh….


Time to reblog that clip again…

  • OP fandom: Sanji hurt Luffy! Sanji kicked Luffy in the fACE! Luffy lost HIS TOOTH! What's gonna happen??? Is he going to stay like this for the rest of his life??? Is he gonna be Pirate King like this?? Is it gonna be a trace from this arc and remain a huge friendship mark forever????? Is Chopper going to fix it - or Law?? AND WHAT IF-
  • Oda: milk is good enough how do you think Brook deals with his bones lmao

catreadsbooks  asked:

Hi Cassie, I have a TLH question: you've said that the books are going to deal with Clave politics and what the *lovely* Clave members think of homosexuality, but what about a villain or villains? Tatiana seems like a decent candidate but surely there are more? We've had Valentine in TMI and Axel in TID, will the characters fight evil warlocks, rogue werewolves or bloodthirsty vampires? I seriously can't wait for TLH (and LoS)! Hugs and I hope to see you this year!

Hey girl, you know that’s a HUGE spoiler, why do you torment me? :D I guess I can say Tatiana sure hates the Herondales and Carstairs, but that there aren’t really a group of specific Downworlders they’re having problems with in Chain of Gold. In a sense the “villain” is something we haven’t really seen before – almost a force rather than one specific person or thing.

Three years ago I was dealing with a bout of depression. It was not unusual, I’ve had depression and anxiety for almost as long as I can remember. But this bout followed my thirtieth birthday. I was not upset about turning thirty. I did not think my life was over or that my youth was behind me. Rather, I was in the middle of an amazing year full of the freedom that came with stepping away from religious oppression, finding my own faith and defining what that meant to me, and coming off of a year of painful fertility drugs and the decision not to continue treatment. I’d honestly never felt better.

And yet … depression.

I got that apathetic kind of depression where nothing seems fun or exciting or even remotely attention grabbing enough to pull me out of bed. I was just … stuck. I was missing something. 

As I do when I’m in a depression, I binged watched things. On a random Saturday, I stumbled upon Deathly Hallows Part One playing on ABC Family, likely during one of their marathons. 

“God I forgot how much I fucking love these movies.”

I’d seen almost every one in theatre. He-Man had read the books religiously (and even worked at a book store during the release of the first few). I knew the general plot because he is utterly incapable of NOT sharing things with me when he’s reading. So when the movies came out, of course we went. He fumed and fumed in his seat over missing characters and twisted plotlines, and I laughed and laughed until some random kid behind me loudly whispered to his friend “That’s the one that dies at the end” when Cedric Diggory first appeared on screen. (Seriously. WTF, you little brat?)

Rather than read the books, I’d spent time playing on Pottermore and the wiki pages learning ingredients to potions and the etymology behind the spells. I loved the world that JKR created, but I suck when it comes to reading fiction. My attention span (especially in my twenties) was garbage. 

So in the last week of June 2014, I borrowed my mother-in-law’s DVDs of the movies and binged them all. I laughed, I cried, I FELT something for the first time in weeks. Emotions. Feeling. Life. Magic. 

“I want to read the books now. I need to read the books.”

So I read them. I read several chapters every night out loud while my husband played video games. I laughed when he cried. He laughed when I cried. I did voices, and we argued over exactly how pompous Lockhart should sound. I gasped during parts that were not in the movies. “Why is Molly being such a bitch to Sirius?” “Wait, who are all these other elves?” “Dumbledore’s a shit. I’m glad he’s dead!” “OMG Tonks. OMG Fred. OMG Remus. OMG I hate this so much.”

And I loved it.

I loved it so much. 

I felt like an addict waiting for my husband to get home each night so I could keep reading. I begged him, “Just two more chapters. I’m almost done with this book!” even as I LITERALLY lost my voice in the middle of Deathly Hallows. 

Then, like magic, I remembered that the story didn’t have to end. I’d been RPing written stories with friends for two decades, and I’d stumbled into fanfiction from time to time. So I knew what sites to go to.

I read epilogue continuations first. I wanted to know what happened after. Then I thought, “I wonder what if …?” And I fell head first into the deep end of Dramione, Marauders, and a crap ton of Marriage Law and Time-Turner fics.

“I have an idea. I want to be apart of this. I think I have a story in me.”

And three years later, I have a life. A hobby. A PASSION. I’ve made amazing friends, rebuilt a really fucked up self esteem and sense of pride, learned a lot about grammar and story structure, and helped to add building blocks to a fandom that saved me. 

I can’t believe it’s been three years.

Thank you all, for some of the best three years of my life.

♥♥♥ Shaya ♥♥♥

anonymous asked:

Do you know of any spells for energy? Ive been low on energy for a while and I figured why not find a spell for it!

I have a [tag for “energy”] on my blog. Here are a few spells from that tag:

[Spells and Sigils for Energy Masterpost]

anonymous asked:

"I believe he explicitly mentioned Apaches" omg seriously? i always thought the reaver/native american thing was done in kind of an ignorant white boy way of thinking, 'well i really like this trope and sure it's racist, but i'm going to take out all the people of color and make everybody white, so now it can't be racist anymore, see? SEE?' but like, comparing them to a specific native american nation. that takes away all plausible deniability that you didn't know what you were doing.

I went and dug up the original quote, because I wasn’t sure if I was remembering it properly: 

“The movie deals with the Reavers in a way that ’Firefly’ would have as time went on,” said Whedon. “Every story needs a monster. In the stories of the old west it was the Apaches.” He explained how he removed the racial aspect of the Apache metaphor by using the Reavers. “I used that example by saying that anyone who goes out into space and goes mad can become a monster.” He also commented on the use of a strict western and horror vernacular to create his story. (x)

I’m not sure how exactly he thinks he “removed the racial aspect” by substituting mindless monsters for Native Americans, but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Joss Whedon, guys. 

OH MY GOD. three things because I can’t with this fandom

1. we knew Julie would bring back Wilhelm let’s be honest that’s what all the noorhelm talk was leading up to eventually, I’m not happy that he’s so prominent either but also, Sana sent the e-mail so she’ll be around plenty in this storyline 

2. okay so it seems like things are ‘’’’‘magically’’’’’ good with even and the balloon squad but there’s two more episodes to go, so would everyone please stop assuming that this automatically means we won’t get any explanation! 

3. Sana is an angel and she was happy and smiling can we please acknowledge that before we start hating on everything

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The funniest thing about about the new pink hair is that mirrors are now a Curlicue trap.

Seriously. My brothers are making fun of me.

There is a mirror in our living room and D keeps finding me gazing into my own reflection like some kind of unicorn. The doorbell rang just now and I went to answer it but I failed because I got distracted passing by my reflection and u-turned halfway there.

I am ashamed. And also gorgeous. :D

Tell me your worst procrastination story!

I’ll go first.

One time in college, I flew to visit my friend in another country during reading week (the week before finals that you’re supposed to spend studying). I was set to come back to school the night before my final, which I thought was a take-home final. On the last day of my visit, we went out and got really drunk (her fault… probably). Next day, I drag my hungover ass to the airport in total agony, get to my gate, sit down, open my laptop to study for the first time and realize that I had been mistaken. My final the next day was in class. Not take home. And I had not studied at all. And I was too hungover to function. Well, I thought, I guess failing isn’t the worst thing in the world. There’s a first time for everything.

My flight was delayed, and I ended up not getting home until 9pm. Still hungover, I begrudgingly stayed up most of the night trying to scrape together what I could in hopes of pulling off a miracle. After all, I’d spent years honing my procrastination craft. Don’t fail me now!

I went in the next morning aggressively ignoring my classmates. The last thing I wanted to hear was how hard they had been studying. The professor passed out the exam, and as I flipped through it I realized, holy crap, I can do this! I don’t know how I am possibly about to get away with this, but I am! 

As I walked out, I heard a few classmates remark how hard they thought the exam was. I couldn’t believe it. I ended up getting an A- and my favorite story of my entire academic career. Thank god for my insane BS-ing skills.

So, since I’m procrastinating right now, what are your best procrastination stories?