LB Gets Woke: A Bullet-Point Crack Fic
I told @luciemiddleford how I would really like there to be a rival for Chat Noir’s affections in upcoming seasons. Not like another superhero or akuma, but a normal civilian who notices how freaking awesome this cat is and makes Ladybug have to work for Chat’s affections. Her reaction was something along the lines of “oh HELL yes” and she planted ideas in my brain, guys. IDEAS.
I’m not a fanfic writer. Brytte is, but she refused to turn her ideas into a fic. Half of the blame for this goes to her. Maybe 75%….no, no. 68.2%.
Seeing as how this glorious honor has been entrusted to me, you can guess where this is going. Y’all should know my M O by now.
Chapter 1: The Not-So-Epic Beginning of an Average Relationship
- Chat Noir and Ladybug Save the Day™
- LB leaves and a civilian approaches Chat
- Let’s call her…idk Marie-Suzanne
- because she’s French, you see ¬‿¬
- she doesn’t want an autograph or anything
- she just wants to make sure he’s ok and thank him for saving her sister
- she has shoulder-length caramel colored hair with grey eyes that look like twin storm cl–
- –what? That’s been done…?
- ummmm….she looks like Jane Q. Public
- that better?
- …dammit I should’ve gone with that name…
- ANYway, Chat is touched that some rando citizen cares about his well being
- after blushing enough that it’s a miracle he’s still alive, they part ways…for now