serious boy

wardengrey  asked:

Please keep making Voltron team headcanons and please god never stop Im cracking up so hard

lmao this sounds like an invitation for more of my shitty headcanons so here you go:

  • lance will drape himself dramatically across people’s laps. at first everyone pushed him off but now it’s just kinda. a Thing.
  • *keith and lance are even vaguely in the same place* “are you two having a bonding moment”
  • if someone goes into the training room and Shiro is there doing pushups they are morally obligated to sit on his back
    • no matter who fuckin does it he just keeps going
    • one time they all try at once and he doesn’t even blink
  • lance introduces them as the power rangers @ like five planets before anyone gets him to stop. that’s five whole civilizations that will forever think of team voltron as the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
  • sometimes they drop bullshit nonexistent ~*earth sayings*~ into their speech when they’re talking to allura and coran
    • “wow that alien’s prettier than a tuba underwater on a monday morning, isn’t she lance?”
    • “that was a close call. but luckily all my party turtles are still in the basket”
    • no one can tell if keith is joking or not when he does it
  • lance has to be chaperoned by another paladin every time he plans to interact with someone remotely attractive after he gets kidnapped for a fifth time
  • they act like they’re on a long road trip
    • “are we there yet are we there yet are we there y-” 
    • have actually gotten to 1 while singing 99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall
    • have involved games of I Spy (”I spy with my little eye something yellow” “is it another fucking star because I sweaR TO GOD”)
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I adopted aro ace ritsu hc literally only to make this joke