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Dating Bruce Wayne Would Include (Pt. II)

Because apparently more people love Bat Daddy than they’re willing to admit

  • Dates – or rather, the process of planning them – are a little weird for the two of you
    • Despite him being wealthy and having had a reputation as a philanderer, Bruce is still a very devoted businessman with an entire enterprise to run. This may or may not clash with your own schedule, depending on what you do, but it is more likely Bruce’s schedule that needs the most consideration when plotting out a date
    • Then, of course, there’s your lover’s obvious nighttime job. It’s not even necessarily that he can’t take the night off; it’s just that those nights are few and far in between. Though now that he’s getting older and has a significant other to appreciate in his life, he does attempt to make more of an effort to take at several nights or so per month off.
    • This may not seem like much, but considering what he does…

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I mean, we ALL know Damian listens to music. ALL THE TIME, Every chance he gets. But like, what kind of music does he have on his phone? What Genres? What’s his favourite song? Does he have a favourite artist? Favourite Genre? Does he have playlists he listens too when in a certain mood?

Dami, love, what kinda music ya got there? I’m sure we all would like to know.

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  • moriarty sitting on his couch watching the tv in the dark wrapped up in a ton of blankets: hehehehehehe go go go kill 'em kill 'em
  • the tv: WHYYYYY SOOOOO SERIOUSSSS
  • moriarty giggling uncontrollably: WOOOOOO!!! DAMN, THAT BOY HAS A GOOD CATCH PHRASE
I’m afraid that The Joker might be right about me. Sometimes I…question the rationality of my actions. And I’m afraid that when I walk through those asylum gates…when I walk into Arkham and the doors close behind me…it’ll be just like coming home.
—  Batman, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
Lego Batjokes Prompt #127

Batman: Okay, lets say it together so it’ll be easier. Alright? 

*both inhale* 

Batman: I love you.

Joker: T-Rex’s rule.

Batman: What? 

Joker: I said “I love you.” Didn’t you hear me?

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hal, john and eddie in some fucked up situation in space: *space oddity starts playing over the ship’s speaker*

john, hanging his head in his hands: oh for christ’s sake

eddie: ground control to major tom…

hal: commencing countdown engine’s on…

john: please don’t 

eddie: check ignition…

hal: and may god’s love be with yoooooouuuuuuuuu 

john: *deep sigh*

hal: get ready!!!

hal, john and eddie, at top volume: THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM, YOU’VE REALLY MADE THE GRAAAAAADE

Lego Batjokes Prompt #108

*Joker gets down on one knee*

“You can’t be serious.”

“I know this sounds weird coming from me but I’ve never been more serious.”

“Really?”

“Yes.”

*snort*

“What’s funny? Oh god, am I being ridiculous? Of course I am. You’ve been a bachelor for how many years so if you’d have wanted it, you’d have been married by now. I knew this was a bad idea. I should have listened to Harley OMYGOD I - I’m sosoSO SORRY BRUCE PLEA-”

“No! No, stop right there. I’m so beyond touched. It’s just…the ring.”

“What’s wrong with it?”

“J, it’s for women.”

“What? No it’s not.”

“The big pink diamond and thin band tells me otherwise.”

“I would totally wear it.”

“I know you would. You stole this, didn’t you?”

“Maybe…”

“Bet you did. C'mon babe, get up.”

“Thanks. Sooo? Your response?”

“Well, I never disliked pink.”

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