Because apparently more people love Bat Daddy than they’re willing to admit
Dates – or rather, the process of planning them – are a little weird for the two of you
Despite him being wealthy and having had a reputation as a philanderer, Bruce is still a very devoted businessman with an entire enterprise to run. This may or may not clash with your own schedule, depending on what you do, but it is more likely Bruce’s schedule that needs the most consideration when plotting out a date
Then, of course, there’s your lover’s obvious nighttime job. It’s not even necessarily that he can’t take the night off; it’s just that those nights are few and far in between. Though now that he’s getting older and has a significant other to appreciate in his life, he does attempt to make more of an effort to take at several nights or so per month off.
This may not seem like much, but considering what he does…
I mean, we ALL know Damian listens to music. ALL THE TIME, Every chance he gets. But like, what kind of music does he have on his phone? What Genres? What’s his favourite song? Does he have a favourite artist? Favourite Genre? Does he have playlists he listens too when in a certain mood?
Dami, love, what kinda music ya got there? I’m sure we all would like to know.
I’m afraid that The Joker might be right about me. Sometimes I…question the rationality of my actions. And I’m afraid that when I walk through those asylum gates…when I walk into Arkham and the doors close behind me…it’ll be just like coming home.
Batman, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
“I know this sounds weird coming from me but I’ve never been more serious.”
“What’s funny? Oh god, am I being ridiculous? Of course I am. You’ve been a bachelor for how many years so if you’d have wanted it, you’d have been married by now. I knew this was a bad idea. I should have listened to Harley OMYGOD I - I’m sosoSO SORRY BRUCE PLEA-”
“No! No, stop right there. I’m so beyond touched. It’s just…the ring.”
“What’s wrong with it?”
“J, it’s for women.”
“What? No it’s not.”
“The big pink diamond and thin band tells me otherwise.”