serious!derek is just

I TOLD YOU I WOULD

WELLLLLlll okay it’s not a shirt, but only because the original image itself was an odd dimension size and a bit too small and resizing it would have made it blurry when printing on a shirt. BUT when I get a bit of free time (pffttttcute Xedra, ‘free time’) I want to remake the image to be of a high enough resolution to print on a shirt. :D

But I do love me some mugs, so I’m more than pleased as punch right now. A mighty thirst indeed ahuhuhuh~ :D Thanks so much, @asrielisdeadandfloweyisabitch <3

I’m sorry but are you kidding me with Sarada’s new outfit???

I swear, S/U cri/tical has gone from “I love the show, but I have a few concerns I’d like to address” to “HAHAHA THIS SHOW SUCKS I DON’T UNDERSTAND COLOR PALETTES OR LIGHTING OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANIMATION BUT I WATCH A LOT OF STUFF SO I’M AN EXPERT AND I GOTTA TELL YOU THIS REALLY SUCKS ALSO I NEED TO BE SPOON FED EVERYTHING BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND SERIALIZATION OR A LONG GAME UNLESS IT’S IN A SLOW BURN FANFICTION BUT THAT’S DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT’S MY OTP.”

squaddreamcourt  asked:

i missed femslash week ok I feel guilty and sad. 42, 41, 24, 20, and 14 for Mesta <3

Yes, here you go, two days later, have some more headcanons. <3

14. Who kills the spiders? I don’t think either of them have a problem with this, tbh. There is no screaming or jumping up on the table or any of that from either of these ladies. Sometimes Mor will take the spider outside, though, instead of killing it. Nesta gives her crap about this on occasion, when Mor isn’t sneaky enough to get away with it.

20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive? Nesta is dom. Not that Mor is submissive. Nesta just… likes taking charge. And Mor doesn’t mind letting her. This is a thing. Nesta just knows what she wants. And Mor knows that it will be to her benefit to just… let Nesta have her way. With her. In bed. As often as she wants.

24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener? Mor is the talker when they are in public, but when they are home together Nesta turns it on. She doesn’t do this for everyone. In fact, Mor might be one of like… 2-3 people in her whole life that Nesta could properly be described as “babbling” to. Mor thinks it is the cutest thing she has ever seen when Nesta goes on one of her tangents, but eventually she gets it out of her system and things revert back to their usual way of Mor being the talker.

41. Who cries during sad movies? Usually this is Mor, but there are certain movies that can make Nesta cry. Mor will cry at anything cute - like puppies and inspirational journeys, but Nesta will cry at like… French new wave cinema, the kind that is black and white, where the housewife is having an affair because of her emotionally dead marriage, and there are many profile shots, and the emotions are just so raw and real and it’s all very, very deep. She just really connects with this kind of thing.

42. Who is the neat freak? Definitely Nesta. Mor likes to say that she is “carefree”, and she will discard her expensive dresses on the floor, which infuriates Nesta to no end. Do you know how expensive that beading is, how long it takes to make that lace? And Mor is always losing things - her books in particular, so she probably is reading ten at any given time because she leaves them all over the house.

50 otp things (you know… if you don’t mind waiting days for headcanons…)

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lmao I forgot I made this so I finished it.
this was just a little inside joke I was discussing about sugar daddy Viktor being extra af

little spoon

To save money while attending college in NYC, Stiles and Derek decide to rent one tiny apartment together. With one bed.

*whispers* I have no idea if any of this is realistic. Don’t judge me.

You guys know by now that practically everything I write is so so fluffy, but this is just like, a whole other level. A little over 4k words of enemies-to-lovers, bed-sharing, & cuddling. ;)  

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The thing is, Stiles is pretty sure he can’t afford to breathe the air in New York City, let alone rent an apartment there. But it’s also been his lifelong dream to go to NYU, same as his mom, and he’s just gotten his acceptance letter in the mail along with a hefty scholarship offer. So he has a bit of a conundrum on his hands.

Enter Derek, who has a (relatively) dirt cheap apartment in Queens.

Okay, so Derek calls it an “apartment.” Stiles calls it an “attic closet.”

It’s nothing but a narrow bed, a foot or so of walking space between that and the wall, and a lone shelf by the door to hold the microwave and all of Derek’s possessions that can’t fit under the bed. There’s not even enough room to open the door all the way; the edge of the door hits the edge of the bed, and then you have to shimmy into the room.

The sad thing is that Stiles can’t even afford that.

He can, however, afford half of it.

“So you’re going to share a bed,” Scott says, looking concerned.

“Yes,” Stiles says.

“No,” Derek says at the same time.

Scott looks more concerned.

Stiles sighs. “Okay, so it’s like this. Derek’s going to be doing the whole normal person schedule, up at the buttcrack of dawn” (Derek rolls his eyes) “and out working and studying and stuff all day and back in bed asleep by 11 pm, and I’m going to be taking all evening classes and working the night shift!”

“We won’t actually ever be in the same place at the same time,” Derek clarifies. “He gets it during the day; I get it at night.”

“Because we can’t stand each other,” Stiles adds, in case Scott is thinking of getting his hopes up that this whole roommates thing is going to be some kind of bromance.

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can we just take a moment and think about what would’ve happened if Bryan Fuller wrote Sherlock.

This

man

is

a

gift

and 

needs

to

be

(look how fricking excited he is omg)

protected

at

all

costs

just let this man write season 5, he’ll fix everything

anonymous asked:

This is really random so feel free to not answer this but do you have any good anime recommendations?

Sorry, there are no good animes

You know how it’s like an instinct for wolves to protect their mate?

They don’t even think about it, it just comes to them naturally. Their mate is caught in a dangerous situation or is going to be in a dangerous situation and they’re ready to defend them.

It’s sort of like this scene.

Derek caught sight of Stiles getting ready to do something risky, something that posed a threat to his safety and he immediately came chasing after Stiles, trying to get him to stop and ready to protect him if anything were to go wrong.

Just like a wolf with his mate.

Tony Stark is the type of person who would meticulously research corny dad jokes on the internet just so he can recite them to Peter during Superhero Outings and embarrass him.