series: secret diary of a call girl

Vocaloid Song Master List

EDIT: This has been updated! …Again! As per the usual I’ve gone through and added all the new songs I’ve happened to stumble across and ended up liking. I’ve put stars next to the new songs in case you wanted to look at only the added ones! I hope you enjoy!

Seeing as this is only months after the last time I updated, there aren’t as many new songs as last time. The last time I updated it had probably been around a year since I last touched the list, so…yeah. Not as much new content this time, but I figured it would be good to update this before it became to tedious to do so ^^’

I actually made this for my good friend Blacklands, but I figured, hey, if you guys want some good Vocaloid tunes to listen to and don’t know where to start, here you go! Now you know all the stuff I jam to on a daily basis.

Inspiration for everything I do usually comes from listening to Vocaloid music. Hollah.

IMPORTANT: Sooo tumblr is being stubborn and refusing to show all of the links I spent hours putting together, so I decided to put this whole word document in my stash on DeviantART. If you’re lazy and don’t want to go through the effort of looking up these songs, my stash has all of the links attached. This time I didn’t go through and check all of the links to see if they’re broken or not, seeing as that’s like 200-300 songs I have to go through…a very, very long process. So! If you click on a link and it no longer works, please let me know and I will fix it ASAP.
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Well…here we go, then!

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Hi! My name is Zoeyy. I have a tumblr already but it’s 7 years old and all choked up with sad things.
I’ve decided it’s time I started a new tumblr and made some new mutuals/ people to follow. Here’s a tiny bit about me, if you share any of the same things please follow me or message me so we can become mutuals and talk.

I’m 22 from Cheshire in the U.K, training to be a wedding planner.

Likes: Bioshock, Vegetarian marshmallows, Cola, Vintage dresses, the sparkle emojii, Queenie Goldstein, Black T-shirts, Records, Tights, Tumblr, Border Collies, Pre Raphaelite Art, Robert Browning, Musical Theatre, Blue slush puppy, foxes, Rainbow highlighter, Lolita fashion, Fable, RPGs, systemshock.

Dislikes: Racism, Homophobia, Transphobia, Ableism, The poop emojii, Expensive bottled water, Gelatine, People who splash pedestrians, chunky veg.

Favourite films: Suckerpunch, Cinderella (2015), Blood & Chocolate, Wild Child, men who stare at goats, Interview with the vampire, Wild wild west, Underworld, The devil’s carnival, Fantastic beasts and where to find them, Repo! The genetic Opera, red riding hood, a boy and his dog.

Hobbies: Goldfish keeping, making shortcrust pastry, writing and reading poetry, Historia Normannis, Thomas Stanley Welsh Levy, baking, Cosplay, Costume design, Making Paneer curry, Aquascaping, Pintrest, scriptwriting, gaming.

Favourite Characters: Meg Giry, Queenie Goldstein, Chara (Undertale), Virgo, Mascha Lutz, Ella (Cinderella), Yvaine (Stardust), Mercy (Overwatch)

Favourite Music: My chemical romance, I am rapture- rapture is me, Songs from the lighthouse, Skeeter Davis, The fairytail theme, Marina and the diamonds, Lin- Manuel Miranda, Glenn Miller, Turisas, Finntroll, Alestorm, tyr, Emilie Autumn, Amon Amarth, Rammstein, Hamilton, Thyrfing, Moonsorrow, Nightwish, Epica

Favourite Literature: Le fantome de la Opera, The works of Robert Browning, The works of Lord Byron, Stardust, The Ocean at the end of the lane, The american gods, Prose and Poetic edda, Warrior cats, Pretties series,

Favourite Food: Vegetarian rocky road, Mint ice cream, Linda Mccartney mozzarella burgers, Pizza, Salty dog crisps, Paneer, Cauliflower, Hummus, Yorkshire pudding

Favourite TV series: Miraculous ladybug, Fairytail, Steven Universe, Dance moms, Secret diary of a london call girl, Persona 4 the series, Star vs the forces of evil.

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For adoption: Hannah Baxter

Originally posted by summersroot

Who is she: Hannah is an escort and writer/novelist from the series Secret Diary of a Call Girl

Personality: dorky af, independent, creative, fashion forward, open-minded, seeks meaningful relationships in which she’s respected for who she is

Title Availability: DVD | Digital purchase | Pirate sites

Why you should adopt her: Hannah’s a character with a lot of depth to work with and can be really versatile for fanfics. She’s really fun to make art and edits of ;) There are so many happy endings still waiting to be written for Hannah. 

More on this character: fics | tumblr tag

How to Adopt: All characters in the adoption drive are open to everyone and can go home with an unlimited number of creators. Simply leave a comment here letting us know you’d love to make any sort of fanwork featuring her in some way - and there’s no deadline!


In season four, Belle’s hair and makeup becomes gaudier and gaudier, as Belle delves deeper into her world.  Hannah and Belle become impossible to differentiate between, and Hannah is unable to keep her alter egos separate anymore.  With Hannah virtually gone, the series culminates in Belle looking outwards to her future, her hair and makeup destroyed.

Do you know the feeling when...

…you watch a good show in a normal, healthy way (maximum 3 episodes a day) and after you finish all the seasons you move on and live your life like nothing has happened?

Me neither.

Obviously, I prefer the marathon style, when you watch as many episodes/seasons you can in a day(night). You actually challenge yourself how many hours can you spend sitting in bed without moving and watching a show on your laptop until your eyes hurt. Much better :))

And then, naturally, because the show is so good, you start obsessing more and more about it and about its actors, because why not?

So yeah…

Shared My Body and My Mind With You (That’s All Over Now): Ch 1/9

A year ago Felicity did the unthinkable and paid to have sex with the one and only Oliver, and that one moment is something something they’ll never forget.  Despite being worlds apart they’ve become close friends, but what happens as feelings change, a rival comes into the picture, and a friendship suddenly starts to break? An offshoot of a prostitute/client AU, which comes from my one-shot “Taste of Your Poison Paradise.” Rated E. 

A/N: Hi everyone! This is my story for the @olicityficbang and it’s a continuation of my one-shot “Taste of Your Poison Paradise.” You don’t need to read the story, but in case you’re wondering it’s a smutty prostitute/client AU I wrote a little over a year ago. I’ll go back and fix a few things on it so it flows better with this fic, but again, you don’t have to read it in order to understand the story.

This multichapter fic is partly inspired by the awesome series “The Secret Diary of a Call Girl,” which I definitely recommend if you like Billie Piper and dramedy The title comes from Lana Del Rey’s sultry “Cruel World." 

Many, many thanks to Tammy (@curvy-tam) for being a wonderful beta and Mimi (@the-mimi-hiddleston) for cheering me on. And I have to give a special shout out to Sam (@awriterincowboyboots) for making this story a thousand times better. You three are the best.

The air smells of sex and sweat, filling up his nostrils with its delicious scent. He savors it, his lips licking in anticipation of what’s going to happen next. She looks so fucking good from here – wet and ripe for his taking, lips swollen and chest rapidly rising and falling.

He could get used to this view.

His cock hardens at the sight of her, and he licks his lips in preparation –

"Hello? Earth to Oliver?”

Oliver snaps his head up and looks at Felicity, clearing his throat as he feigns innocence. It was getting remarkably easy to pretend he wasn’t constantly daydreaming about having sex with her. “Did I miss something?”

Rolling her eyes, Felicity shakes her head in disbelief. “Unbelievable. You zoned out the moment I was getting to the good part!”

He laughs as his chest fills with warmth. That was the thing about Felicity: she’s magnetic and he loves getting pulled into her orbit.

He is so fucked.

It’s been a little over a year since he and Felicity met for her “scheduled appointment” and their subsequent run-in at a coffee shop. He’s never had a friendship with any of his clients in the past, since it can be quite awkward for them, but with Felicity something had clicked to the point where he felt compelled to reveal his real name, not his escort one. They’ve been friends ever since, and with her Oliver finds a little bit of stability amongst his hectic and unique life.

Having Felicity as a friend has turned his life around. Before, he would go back to his lonely apartment after his appointments and dwell on what could’ve been. Now, he looks forward to their regular meetings, to watching movies with her, and getting to know her bit by bit. Of course, having had sex with each other initially made things complicated, but after deciding to push past how they met, they quickly moved onto becoming friends.

Well, Felicity views him as a friend, but Oliver … Oliver doesn’t know how he views her. And it’s beginning to be a problem.

Oliver understands his profession isn’t one you typically advertise to the world. Being a high-class prostitute means he spends most of his days trying to funnel illegal money in legitimate ways, and screwing women for ridiculous amounts of money. Having a romantic relationship with anyone is out of the question. Who in their right mind would be okay with their significant other being a glorified whore?

But with Felicity, he fantasizes about a life so unlike his own it’s starting to overtake his every waking moment. She’s incredibly patient, understanding, kind, and above all refuses to judge Oliver for his profession. She makes his days considerably brighter and her optimism is infectious.

Sometimes he wonders what his life would’ve been like had he meet her when he’d needed someone as strong as Felicity, but at this point there’s no reason to dwell on the past, to look back and wonder what-if. Oliver’s lucky to have Felicity in his life, regardless if it happened much later than he would’ve liked. The fact that she’s still here never ceases to amaze him, and he savors every moment he has with her.

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