series: konjiki no gash bell

so in Zatch Bell/Gash Bell, the whole plot is 100 demon children fighting each other for the title of the next Demon king and it’s like

ok demon children- that’s pretty cute! there are even a few animal ones too!

then it’s like

uh ok- well i guess that you can count teenagers as “children” right?

ok now

ok that is definitely not a child

come on now! that one’s smoking!

no

no

Zatch Bell/Konjiki no Gash Bell Sentence Starters!
  • “What if, what if, what if my aunt had a mustache? She’d be my uncle.“
  • “Oh no! Does that mean you really don’t think I’m pretty?“
  • “GAME OVER YOU LOSER!“
  • “How dare you mistake me for that sniveling little clown of a mamodo.“
  • “For someone supposedly so smart, you don’t listen very well.“
  • “What do you mean I’m too small and can’t go on the roller coaster!“
  • “You lily-livered little wuss! I warned you not to interfere and you did it anyway! So now you’re gonna get what you deserved you’re going down!!!“
  • “Sorry I didn’t tell you sooner ______, but I’ve been busy all day. My favorite soap opera ran a special wedding episode.“
  • “______ WAS KIDNAPPED AND YOU WERE WATCHING SOAPS!?“
  • “FORGET THE SOAP OPERA!! WE ONLY GOT 10 MINUTES!!!“ 
  • “Hurting those who are weak, and destroying that which is beautiful…is so enjoyable.“
  • “We will walk until we find our way through the darkness. Together we’ll find a way to happiness. Come with me and we’ll find the light.“
  • “They’re merely pawns in this game. They have no control over what they are doing.“
  • “This is an enjoyable game - manipulating the human heart.”