serial killers in love

At 12:08 Pm, April 20th 1999, Eric sits down in front of the bookcase, puts his 12 gauge in his mouth and pulls the trigger, dying instantly. Sometime after Dylan fires his 9mm into his left temple, death for Dyl however was not instant and it was said that he survived long enough collect blood in his lungs and was believed to die a much slower and more painful death then Eric.  

petbud  asked:

I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a pocket pussy. You are the real dick, so stop hurting yourself man, you got this, just relax, take a xanax, and try and not deliver your jokes with some sorta sitcom-expectation. Do you have the potential to be Bootydiaries? Maybe, she’s as sincere as a serial killer

I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a pocket pussy. You are the real dick, so stop hurting yourself man, you got this, just relax, take a xanax, and try and not deliver your jokes with some sorta sitcom-expectation. Do you have the potential to be Bootydiaries? Maybe, she’s as sincere as a serial killer