serial killer card

Seventeen as things said in Buzzfeed: Unsolved videos pt 7
  • S.Coups: I love bizarre and I love mysterious so I am... titillated
  • Jeonghan: I think you need to learn how to shut the hell up
  • Joshua: where's my holy water?
  • Jun: I'm just saying, if you wanna sit on this mountain of bullshit then you gotta take a whiff every now and then
  • Hoshi: idk. spooky stuff
  • Wonwoo: hey there, demons. It's me, ya boy
  • Woozi: I remember this dumb dumb
  • Dk: *screams like R2D2*
  • Mingyu: I once fell into a pile of bricks when I was a kid
  • The8: oh shit waddup I'm taking a selfie with some demons, yoooo. Hell yeah
  • Seungkwan: I don't want to be a ghost hunter. Do I have to put that on my business card now?
  • Vernon: they don't make serial killer baseball cards, though, do they?
  • Dino: I agree with your calling of bullshit

✰ * º ❛   buzzfeed unsolved sentence starters  ( pt. three )   ❜

       (   part of the youtube starter series   )

‘  let’s just say some brutal murders happened in there which would lends itself into being haunted.  ’
‘  give that baby a ball.  ’
‘  why is it only people who get murdered? why doesn’t someone who choked on a peanut get a ghost?  ’
‘  you know, people don’t like their stepmothers.  ’
‘  so you think like 90% of people who have stepmothers are like ‘aw, my stepmother… i’d love to bury an axe in her face.’  ’
‘  that is fucking awful.  ’
‘  that’s strange because, if your pa is laying there, his head turned into blood oatmeal, and you hear ma come in, you’re probably not just like, ‘oh, i wonder what she’s up to today.’ you’re probably like, ‘hey ma, you should probably come here.’ not just, ‘oh i wonder if she’s gonna go take a little nap.’  ’
‘  i’ve got a life-changing thing to tell you here.  ’
‘  we should probably give her a little holler.   ’
‘  i mean, maybe she’s just thinking back on the good old mutton days.  ’
‘  it reminds me of downton abbey a little bit. it’s very proper.  ’
‘  i feel like a little fancy little lord in this room.  ’
‘  i’m not doing this because i want to steal.  ’
‘  i’m doing this because i want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me. i want them to be upset with me.  ’
‘  i stole from you, you hear me?!  ’
‘  cool….. that’s pretty… cool.  ’
‘  if people were already like, ‘we think you murdered them’ i’d be like, ‘fine, i guess i’ll spend their money.’  ’
‘  i’d like to see you put on a dress from that time period– that came out weird, i could’ve worded that better.  ’
‘  we’re sleeping here. we can’t even run away!  ’
‘  she’s gonna kill us tonight.  ’
‘  come on, buddy. times-a-tickin’. show up. murder us. be the first ghost to murder someone in history. we’ll get it on film. you’ll be famous.  ’
‘  just say something. you don’t have to get violent.  ’
‘  those are four pieces of circumstantial evidence that make him just as much of a suspect, in my mind.  ’
‘  both of them seem dubious as hell, that’s all i’m saying.  ’
‘ but you know me… i’m a fan of conspiracy theories.   ’
‘  i was gonna say this doesn’t seem that crazy to me.  ’
‘  wait, are we agreeing right now?  ’
‘  i’m not saying ghosts are real, i’m just saying.  ’
‘  can you imagine if you got sleep paralysis in this room?  ’
‘  why would you fucking say that right before we’re about to sleep?  ’
‘  dude, why would you say that? you know one of my greatest fears is a face staring at me through the window.  ’
‘  even if we get possessed tonight, we can have a nice brewski after.  ’
‘  well, i’m just trying to distract myself now.  ’
‘  the late 1800′s was peak ghost time. 90% of ghosts are from that era.  ’
‘  you never really hear about a ghost from 2010 or so that’s wearing like a flannel and ripped jeans or some shit like that.  ’
‘  they’re followed by doom.  ’
‘  they’re really just getting boned by fate now.  ’
‘  do you think because you believe in all of this stuff that you have a higher chance of being a ghost?  ’
‘  i’d be a pleasant ghost. i’d like pour people tea and stuff like that or i’d do chores around the house and i’d tip my hat and i’d tap dance out of the room.  ’
‘  right, doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t you like to be haunted by me?  ’
‘  this is the sorrowful room. do you feel sorrowful in here?  ’
‘  i’m fine with not talking too much to he because she scares me.  ’
‘  i feel a little bit like i’m being watched, but i don’t mind it.  ’
‘  oh fuck, dude. i feel really weird all the sudden.  ’
‘  i don’t feel particularly strange, it’s just not a great chair.  ’
‘  now that’s just rude.  ’
‘  it’s kinda just a dick thing to do.  ’
‘  how do you arrest a ghost? you can’t.  ’
‘  you better watch out or the ghost of yankee jim will give you some taffy. some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.  ’
‘  he’s not a ghost. that’s not a spooky enough name.  ’
‘  if i were him, i’d haunt this place.  ’
‘  let’s do it before i change my mind. let’s just do it.  ’
‘  watch your language!  ’
‘  well, you’re not a man of your word.  ’
‘  it’s a nice sunset. enjoy it, it’s the last one you’re ever gonna see.  ’
‘  you don’t think ‘the grey ghost’ is a pretty cool nickname?  ’
‘  right, yeah, it’s a haunted ziplock bag.  ’
‘  before that toothpaste hit the floor, i didn’t believe in ghosts. i thought this was all b.s.  ’
‘  i swore i’d never return, but here i sit, like a freakin’ idiot.  ’
‘  who stores laundry detergent in a gin bottle, though?  ’
‘  by the way, i have a bottle of whiskey in my room if you wanna go drink it.  ’
‘  that just fucking cut through that thing like a hot butter patty.  ’
‘  ‘ugh’? that’s all you gotta say about that?  ’
‘  boats are tough, ya’know? it’s not an easy life, the boat life..  ’
‘  are you scared right now?  ’
‘  you’re not fucking scared right now?  ’
‘  could it have been my imagination? of course. could it have been a spirit? well, maybe.  ’
‘  i just think it’s embarrassing for them to drown in a pool… on a boat.  ’
‘  it looks like it’d be pretty easy to get crushed to death here.  ’
‘  a little seamen lubrication, huh? c’mon, that was funny.  ’
‘  do i feel strange right here? yep, i don’t like it.  ’
‘  okay, now i’m starting to get scared again.  ’
‘  you’re really gonna hate this.  ’
‘  i have a feeling i’m really gonna hate this.  ’
‘  you’re gonna lose your mind.  ’
‘  they laughed and told me i was an idiot to my face.  ’
‘  i don’t think we’ve ever attempted something more idiotic than this.  ’
‘  did you just fart? you piece of shit.  ’
‘  oh crap, i’m starting to psych myself out again.  ’
‘  i don’t know what you did. i’m angry again.  ’
‘  what the fuck? it’s morning.  ’
‘  she’s a beaut. you’re a beautiful lady. i love your bones.  ’
‘  alright, approach it with an open mind. let’s get started.  ’
‘  so this is just a bunch of hobos and rapscallions who were meeting down by the train tracks?  ’
’  28% of people believe in the existence of a new world order.  ’
‘  28% of people probably believe that the sun moves around the earth.  ’
‘  well, i don’t have any scientific polls for that, so…  ’
‘  i’m just sayin’ people are dumb!  ’
‘  that’s not creepy? that didn’t make your spine tingle a little bit?  ’
‘  oh, i can’t wait for that parade of other ‘experts’ you’ve got lined up.  ’
‘  4% believe that lizard people control our societies.  ’
‘  xeroxing is not how cloning works!  ’
‘  what are you, a clone expert now?  ’
‘  i don’t believe you. i’ll fucken look it up right now.  ’
‘  he looks like he just pooped his pants.  ’
‘  the name of their child, blue ivy, has been interpreted to stand for ‘born living under evil illuminati’s very youngest.’  ’
‘  so this has just moved to… like, frat-level hazing?  ’
‘  i am not in the illuminati, she is not in the illuminati… you may be.  ’
‘  by the way, if the illuminati is a real thing, the fact that they have a public relations director… fucking amazing, right?  ’
‘  i’m not saying that there’s lizard people– ah, fuck, i guess that is what i’m saying.  ’
‘  what the hell are you talking about? you’re making this all up.  ’
‘  what the fuck are we doing here?  ’
‘  get our little detectives hat out.  ’
‘  is this all in our mind?  ’
‘  this could be the most elaborate delusion of all.  ’
‘  these are true crime serial killer trading cards.  ’

          (   videos:   one,   two,   three,   four,   five.   )

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I appreciate that some of you may find these a little tasteless but let’s remember that St Valentine was beaten to death with clubs, beheaded, buried under the cover of darkness and disinterred by his followers and you commemorate his martyrdom by sending each other flowers and chocolates…

I’ve noticed a lot of Valentines cards floating around featuring Serial Killer ‘Bloodyface’/Dr Oliver Threadson from American Horror Story over the past few days so I decided as my own middle finger to hallmark holidays, I’d knock up a couple of my own 'cards’ for those amongst you that appreciate a little dark humor. After all, Ed Gein rhymes with Valentine…

Please feel free to download, repost and reblog, just make sure you leave me credit where possible by either tagging me on instagram @misslaake or leaving the caption as written here below your reblog!

anonymous asked:

Just saw your lovely edit for Shane and Ryan and was wondering if you happen to have any more Buzzfed High headcanons about them? :)

of course!!

  • they’re both presidents of their club p.a.c, as previously mentioned, and the meetings just usually consist of their terrible banter for like an hour. then the meeting is adjourned and they go home. this is why eugene and steven only show up occasionally ffs. they wonder why they don’t have any members.
  • everyone is speculating that they’re dating. they don’t confirm or deny.
    • they do however constantly make jokes that they’re relationship status is like a cryptid. i.e. people will ask ryan “are you dating shane madej?” and he’ll say “let’s take a look at the theories
  • ryan goes to every fucking debate tournament. every one. one time he even sat in on the team because he was like “you need a stand in?? yeah i’ll do it shane talks about this stuff all the fucking time anyway”
  • there’s a pack of serial killer trading cards in ryan’s locker. no one knows how he got them tbh. people think it was a christmas gift from shane but? who knows?
  • one day they come back from a long weekend with hangovers and matching tattoos - ryan’s says “mulder” and shane’s says “scully.” now everyone is really confused - those who were in the “they’re dating camp” are now thinking “WHY would you get a matching tattoo with your high school s.o.???? they have to be best friends” and those who we’re in the “they’re not dating camp” are like “that’s so fucking gay they have to be dating”
  • ryan’s ringtone is the x files theme song. shane’s is the ghostbusters theme song.
  • there’s a rumor going around that they spent the weekend in a haunted house and shane laid down in the middle of a pentagram drawn in what looked like blood? someone asks him about it and he just takes a sip of his tea and does That Face:

Originally posted by unsolvedbs

Alfredo Galan (1978-?)

Alfredo Galan, also known as the Playing Card Killer or the Deck of Cards Killer, is a Spanish serial killer who killed 6 people and wounded 3 between January 4-March 18, 2003. Alfredo Galan Sotillo was born on April 5, 1978, in Puertollano, province of Ciudad Real, Castille-La Mancha, Spain. Galan was class president in high school, but he is recalled as unremarkable and introverted. In September 1988, he joined the Spanish Army and became a corporal in the Parachute Regiment of Alcala de Henares and was part of humanitarian missions in Bosnia. Galan was sent back to Spain during the Prestige oil spill. He stole a car and was sent to the Gomez Ulla Military Hospital in Madrid, where he was diagnosed with neurosis and anxiety and continued drinking. In March 2003, he began working as a security guard at Madrid-Barajas Airport.

On January 24, 2003, Galan shot Juan Francisco Ledesma, 50, in the head in front of his 2-year-old son. On February 5, the body of 28-year-old airport cleaner Juan Carlos Martin Estacio was found shot in the head with an ace of cups card nearby. On March 7, 2003, Santiago Eduardo Salas, 27, was shot in the face by Galan, but survived. Salas’s friend, 29-year-old Anahid Castillo Ruperti, was able to escape uninjured. A three of cups was dropped at the crime scene. It wasn’t originally Galan’s intention for playing cards to be his “signature” – he only began leaving cards after the media sensationalised the fact that a card had been found by a victim’s body.

On July 3, 2003, Galan surrendered at a police station and confessed to being “The Playing Card Killer”. It was reported that in some of the killings, Galan had wished his victims good morning before ordering them to kneel down. He would then shoot them. He smuggled the gun into Spain by hiding it in a television set. He was sentenced to 142 years and 3 months in prison.