serial killer card


I appreciate that some of you may find these a little tasteless but let’s remember that St Valentine was beaten to death with clubs, beheaded, buried under the cover of darkness and disinterred by his followers and you commemorate his martyrdom by sending each other flowers and chocolates…

I’ve noticed a lot of Valentines cards floating around featuring Serial Killer ‘Bloodyface’/Dr Oliver Threadson from American Horror Story over the past few days so I decided as my own middle finger to hallmark holidays, I’d knock up a couple of my own 'cards’ for those amongst you that appreciate a little dark humor. After all, Ed Gein rhymes with Valentine…

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Serial Killer Leaves Signature Calling Card

Links Numerous Unsolved Cases

Found around the bodies of 12 dead women, this painting seems to be the mark of a serial killer on the loose in Gotham.

Though there has yet to be an official statement about this from the GCPD, a source within the GCPD, speaking under conditions of anonymity, provided a photocopy of what appears to be a painting of a broken red heart, eerily juxtaposed against a black background.

If you have any information about this painting, please contact the GCPD immediately.