sergio idiot ramos

I wonder if they still keep Iker on the team whatsapp group

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Sergio : that fucking lamela guy didn’t know i could easily send his ass back to england by one single look

Marcelo : congrats on your yellow. on friendly match.

Sergio : HE TOUCHED ME FIRST

Isco : James did you know how beautiful you are??

James : no, but i know you are

Cristiano : back off, bald. i’m watching yall from home. don’t think i will be oblivious to what’s going on in there

Gareth : cris did you see my goal?? i did that calma calma celebration for you

Marco : i’m so happy for my debut. you guys are awesome

Borja : me too!!! VAMOS EQUIPO

Raphael : 👏👏👏👏

Nacho : you haven’t see anything boys

Pepe : Xabi said hi. He asked who’s the captain and i said ‘Sese’ and he just stare at me and say ‘good luck, you all going to need it’

Sergio : WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN. I’M A GOOD CAPTAIN. I WILL BE AS GOOD AS IKER

Luka : i guess i’m showing way too much smile when marcelo kissed me, like i’m suggesting something….

Marcelo : 😉😉😉😉😚😚

Dani : guys please there’s kids in here

Martin : no please don’t mind us

Isco : he likes it i guess ⬆⬆⬆

Toni : hey guys did you know while we’re playing the cameraman showing the arrival of bayern bus instead of the match???

James : oh really? guess what no one care, toney closs. go back and hug your precious muller

Toni : james please not here….

Danilo : wow, there’s so much going on here

Keylor : welcome to real madrid

(Iker read the messages on his phone hours later)

Iker : oh god

Marcelo : i know right

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when they trust you to lift a trophy and you have to hide your inner panic because you still have nightmares about the copa del rey fiasco