Due sono silenzi interminabili: uno, il silenzio che si genera quando mia madre finisce di fare una battuta da suicidio, due, quando i professori estraggono a caso i poveri cristi da interrogare
In ogni caso la vittima sono io

i’ve been thinking…. sera should actually be like… super buff?? very much ripped??? especially in the arms and shoulders.

and her back. this girl has the sort of back michelangelo WISHES he could sculpt, my dudes. she’s cut

seriously tho. longbows are serious business. they are heavy and tall and require a lot of skill to and strength to draw, never mind draw and do a backflip while firing.

anyways i’m starting a new club called SERA: Super Extra Ripped Archer (could also stand for She’s Extremely Radiant Andi’msupergay) reblog to join my club

Reasons Dragon Age Inquisition must be protected

1. They’ve got no breeches.

2. I’m too pretty to die!

3. Pillowy man-bosoms

4. Look up, giant lady with titsicles.

5. I see you like to play with fire, Inquisitor.

6. We discovered this man attacking the building… With a goat.

7. *Solas Disapproves*

8. [Disgusted Noise]