sequel-bitches

The signs as Nicki Minaj lyrics

Aires: “I’m Meryl Streep to all these bitches, they can’t do what I do"

Taurus: “Take me or leave me, I’ll never be perfect. Believe me I’m worth it”

Gemini: “If you feelin like a ninja, I got a machete”

Cancer:  “Cherish these nights, cherish these people - Life is a movie, but there’ll never be a sequel”

Leo: “Bitches ain’t got punchlines or flow - I have both, and an empire, also"

Virgo: “You make me feel blue but you make me feel super“

Libra: “’S’ on my chest cause I’m ready to save him ready to get buck on anybody that plays him”

Scorpio: “Ain’t no smilin faces here, we slammin doors and dishes
Sayin we don’t miss each other, but it’s all fictitious"

Sagittarius: “Bitches aint got punchlines or flow. I have both and an empire also”

Capricorn: “Runnin’ this game for five years, guess that’s why my feet hurt”

Aquarius: “Broke bitches that talk shit? Now them the bitches I stunt for”

Pisces: “I tell em everybody else is my opposite. I put em on the game give em five percent”

Toledo (Trixya) - Joanne Elizabeth

AN: Hi there! Long time reader, first time submitter. I’ve had this fic in my files for a while, but have been too nervous to submit it. But with a sudden gust of courage and absolutely no beta, I bring you this outdated Trixya fic. I wrote it right after Katya was saying all of the things on stage about Trixie.  [Male pronouns, male body parts]

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anonymous asked:

I feel as if I'm waiting for the long awaited film Antisepticeye the Sequel: The Bitch That Killed the Community and Better Keep His Hands Away From My Sons

Good sequel title haha
And yeah, like that movie that’s so overhyped but nobody knows what it really is about? - Mod Lily

Payback’s A Bitch

Sequel to I’m Not Sorry

Summary: Sam finds a truth-telling spell, and you get your own back on Dean
Words:
Sam x Reader, Dean x OMC
Warnings: Mentioned previous sexual experiences

Your name: submit What is this?

“And you’re sure this is going to work?” you asked, throwing the last ingredient into the bowl as Sam wrapped his hands around your waist from behind.

“Three hours,” he confirmed, “Three hours to get your own back.”

You grinned as he began to read the incantation. You couldn’t wait to go and find Dean to test it out, and as the tendrils of smoke stopped flowing from the bowl, you knew that now was your chance.

You turned in Sam’s arms and framed his face with your hands, leaning up to kiss him.

“Let’s go have some fun,” you grinned, taking his hand and leading him to the library.

Dean was sat, laptop open as he pretended to do some research that he secretly hoped that you and Sam would do for him.

You knew this, because that’s what he told you when you asked him.

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pimptav:

thescalexwrites:

Yes. Writing a book is the easiest thing in the whole world. In fact, let me show you just how easy it is!

Goal: change all this paper into a book.

Eh, not that hard. I mean, you just have to read, right?

Maybe scratch a few notes in the margins as reminders.

Yeah, writing and editing isn’t time consuming or painstaking at all.

In fact, I find it quite relaxing. Good meditation. No stress whatsoever!

I mean, it’s not like writing a book involves any train of thought or decision making, like when to cut scenes, because whatever you write is perfect and there to stay!

I mean, come on, it’s not like I’m going to rewrite the first chapter 51 TIMES to make sure it’s how I want it, right? That’d be crazy.

And no, it’s not like I spent over 3,000 HOURS READING AND REVISING 14 DRAFTS OF THE BOOK to make this book readable.

No sweat, no tears, no blood, and DEFINITELY no coffee stains.

Nope, writing is the easiest job in the world. I don’t see why anyone thinks otherwise. I mean, all we do is scribble words and take a few out, right?

We feel no satisfaction AT ALL when we receive a shipment of the final product for a book signing. *yawn* BOR–ING.

Nope, we don’t get excited at all. It’s just another day in the life.

And the sequels? Bitch, please. That’s child’s play.

You’re right. Writing a book is so easy. It’s not stressful, not exciting, and it’s definitely not worth the reward of holding something that USED TO BE EXCLUSIVELY IN YOUR HEAD AND NOW YOU GET TO SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE WORLD.

Im not sure this scares me or inspires me…

Mobile Dean Masterlist

(S)he who has never tasted jail

Modern Music

Check Me Out

Nothing but Crumbs

Shark Week

SOS

Study Buddy

Your Guilty-Pleasure Show

That Picket-Fence Life

Puppy Love

Proposal Proposition

Fighting Your Demons

“Lady-time?”

“I’m Good”

A Hunter’s Inspiration

Gender Bender

Sugar

Shut Up and Dance With Me

Inked

To Tease is to Love

Grown Woman, Little Girl

Fears Revealed (sequel to ‘Grown Woman, Little Girl’)

Back to Where it Began (sequel to ‘To Tease is to Love’)

Sunburned

Returned

Payback’s a Sexy Bitch (sequel to ‘Cabin’)

Innocent or Annoying?

Two Can Play That Game (sequel to ‘Payback’s a Sexy Bitch’)

Realization

Trigger Happy

Skin Deep

A Quiet, Little Change

The Nerd and Her Knight (sequel to ‘A Quiet, Little Change’)

Deny No More

A Man Always Protects His Lady (sequel to ‘The Nerd and Her Knight’)

I (Should) Hate Everything About You

(Mr. And) Miss Believer

Abort Mission

All Night Long

Candy and Car Rides

Accidental Upset

Hooked On You

Windows To The Soul

Hopelessly Devoted

The Gift

Call Numbers (sequel to ‘Check Me Out’)

Sing A Happy Song

Hair-Do, Hair-Done

Dean’s Nerdy Side

Impala = Love

Wanna Know, Wanna Say

Can’t Escape Love

Wearing the Pants, Wearing the Ring

You Never Really Separate

Everybody Wants Something

The Past Is The Past (You Can Ask For Help)

Classy Girl

Before It Kills Him

Strange Like Me

A Stitch In Time

You Make Me Feel So Young

He’s Had Others, But They Ain’t You

Hot Chocolate and Swear Words

Surprise, Surprise, part 2

Cry With You

Dean Westley

For Dean’s Hands Only

Crossroads of the Heart

Drawn On You, Drawn To You

Hot Chocolate and Swear Words, part 2

Salt and Burn and Give Birth

Teasing the Truth Out

I Dare You

Being The Big Spoon

Wanna Know What Love Is (sequel to ‘You’d Lie’)

Drawn On You, Drawn To You, part 2 (sequel to 'Drawn On You, Drawn To You’)

Drawn On You, Drawn To You, part 3

Port In A Storm

Handcuffed Heroine

Cookie Monster

Take A Sad Song And Make It Better

Flesh

Putting The 'Ass’ In 'Sass’

Head Over Feet

For Dean’s Hands Only, part 2

Head Over Feet, part 2

Defending Your Life

Adopting and Adapting, part 2

Bring ‘Em Home

The Evil That Men Do Live After Them

Deserving

Daughters and Destiel

Mind Reader, Dean Version

No More Teacher’s Dirty Looks

Show Your Love

Feelings Aren’t Weak

Hurt

I Will Find You

“The Devil’s Crew was one of the most notorious pirate crews to roam the seas in the 17th Century. Led by their captain, simply called ‘Greed’, this band of thieves attacked any ship unfortunate enough to cross their waters, remaining consistently successful.

Some say they gained their riches thanks to their 'inhuman’ abilities–people claimed both their strength and defense were impenetrable, to the point where many would dub them 'monsters’.

Whatever the case, the Devil’s Crew became famous not only due their many successful raids, but also their surprisingly merciful nature: unlike many pirates at the time, they would not hurt their victims as long as they were given what they wanted. When provoked, though, they were unhesitant to strike.

After their captain mysteriously disappeared, the Devil’s Crew continued their thievery across the Seven Seas for many years to follow.”

Greed closed his history book with a proud smile on his face. His crew had become so famous they’d been given their own spot in history, and Greed always did wonder what had become of them after they seperated so he could live his life on land.

Of course, Greed had read this section many times before–but he could never get tired of it. His friends from the Devil’s Crew were long gone now, so this book was all he had left of them.

There was one former member, though, that was secretly alive… just like him.

But nobody knew. No one even assumed as much. Who would, after over four centuries had passed?

Being an immortal creature in a now modern age, Greed had made a name for himself in the ocean diving department–owned his own corporation, even. He was rich as sin, just like he’d always wanted, and used his money to fund the explorations in the deep, mysterious waters of this world.

On the surface, no one would guess he had an ulterior motive next to doing his job: recording sea creatures and capturing them in case they threatened to go extinct. But Greed had had a hidden reason ever since he went into this business: it was the best way to find his lost love.

The cruel, infamous, deadly MerKim.

Greed could still perfectly picture their goodbye in his head: night came upon them and a gentle breeze blew through their hair as he rushed into the water to give the suddenly dying Kimberly life. The only way to do so was to let him change back into the MerKim, returning from an ordinary, aging human to a ferocious and immortal creature.

Of course, as expected, the MerKim then lost all memory of his relationship with Greed and left him there on the beach, never to be seen again.

And for one moment, Greed had actually been stupid enough to think he could live without him.

But he never managed.

Soon, the Homunculus gathered a new crew and set out to sea once more, hoping to catch the MerKim a second time. He wasn’t even sure what to do next–even if he got to touch him again, talk to him, kiss him just like before, the heartless seamonster would just try to get away, utterly furious and humiliated to be treated as a pet.

But Greed missed him so badly that he’d rather find a way to permanently die than live this endless life without his beloved Kimberly. He would make him remember what they used to have–somehow. He would try harder. He would do anything to be with him again, share that beautiful bliss with the one he loved.

Thus, years had gone by, and Greed was still as empty-handed now as then. But he never gave up–he demanded full reports every single day, and to be informed they moment his employees discovered something 'odd’.

Sadly, that had yet to happen.

No matter. He would find him. Even the depth of the ocean had its limit, and one day, the MerKim would be back with him, where he truly belonged.

10

You and Luke were best friends in 8th grade but met again at your friend Ashtons party. PART ONE

Requested: yepperdoodles, Im just really lazy and didnt do it till now

Not my Gifs (i think i left the water mark on most of them anyway)

this took a while my fingers are cold and blah blah blah request whatever you want in my ask and I’ll do it over break

peace munchkins