Me two years ago: *sends friend link to fic* hey you should try this! It’s really well written and has an awesome plot, and you can easily skip over the “adult” parts like I did! It’s a good length too, about 50k words, so it’s like reading a nice long boook :)
Me now: *shoving phone in friends face* YOU HAVE TO READ THIS RIGHT NOW ITS 2k OF PURE UNADULTERATED SMUT AND ITS FUCKING HOT AS LIVING HELL JUST SO MUCH S EX FUCKKKK
They’d never thought much of the man in the mirror until he started talking back.
So I’ve been procrastinating with this for about two months now since the idea first popped into my head and I sketched it, and I just got a rush of motivation and worked on it for the better part of a day, so here we go!! I got to scan it to!! which is pretty great cause a photo just couldn’t do this 11in x 14in drawing justice, yeesh.
This is basically what I imagine a book cover of bwac would look like?? kinda??? idk.
Squealing Santa 2k16: Scooch - Person A is lying on their stomach on the couch (taking up the whole space), distracted by their phone/book/etc and refusing to move, so Person B sits on their legs and tickles their knees and feet until they apologize…and then a little extra, just to teach them a lesson.
Help Voice Acting - Jack needs to laugh convincingly for a line as a VA but can’t. Mark steps in to help.
Ticklish Makeup - Mark has to get his makeup done for a random encounters vid but this makeup needs to be done all over his neck and ears. Poor Mark’s a bit too ticklish for that and Jack’s there to tease him.
Pokemon Tickle Games - Pokemon trainer Jack takes on Pokemon trainer Mark and afterwards discuss bonding with their Pokemon. Jack reveals a rather odd game he plays with his Torracat.
Anniversary Night - It’s Jack and Mark’s anniversary. Everything is perfect until Jack won’t stop squirming during a make out session.
I Don’t Blush - Jack claims that he never blushes in the middle of a livestream. Mark is going to prove him wrong.
Don’t Move -
Jack uses a little game to decide in an argument with Mark, and Jack loves the game too much to stop.
Accept Your Punishment - Alternate events for this video where Ethan must be punished but doesn’t want to so Mark, like a big brother, tickles him into submission.
The Monsters From The Closet - Ethan’s an insomniac in a dead end job. One night two creatures enter his room and need his laughter. Think a monsters inc type AU.
The T-Room - Ethan is a hacker for a strict corporation. If you screw up, you’re sent to the infamous ’T-Room’. Everyone who goes in comes out different. Quiet, obedient. Changed. No one knows what happens in there…and today, Ethan makes a huge mistake.
Stuck - Ethan gets stuck trying to prank Tyler and Tyler teaches him a lesson while he’s helpless.
- Pt. 3 - Big Bad Tickle War - Frisk and Asriel try to tickle Sans. Emphasis on ‘try’. Sans goes to get back at them and it ends up in a chase which leads to a huge tickle war between Frisk, Asriel, Sans, Papyrus, and Undyne.
Tickle Temmies - Frisk finds their way into Temmie village, home to the Temmies, creatures that love cute humans. But what’s cuter than a human? A ticklish human!
Tell Me What Happened - Papyrus comes home from school after being bullied. Sans needs to take care of him and cheer him up, and he knows the best way to make Papyrus laugh. Although, Sans forgets that Papyrus never goes down without a fight.
It’s A Surprise! - Alphyne cuteness Drabble! Undyne tries to get Alphys to tell her what she’s been working on down in the lab.
Pay Attention To Me! - Frisk is studying and Chara wants her attention. Take a wild guess as to what happens next.
You know when you have found the perfect Fanfiction; when you have to put down your phone or look away from your computer at one part of the story, just to stop reading it for a few seconds so you can react to it…because oh my gods did that really just happen? Then when you have done all the reacting you go back to reading it like nothing happened.
Me: ahh I NEED TO READ A FIC! Oh this one looks good!
(5 hours and 34 chapters later)
Me: Oh my god this is AWES- it’s unfinished…when’s the next chap- NO
Last updated: January 2010
Me: oh just FUCK OFF! WHY WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! they didn’t kiss yet?! THEY DIDN’T EVEN KISS WHY I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS TRANSGRESSION AGAINST ME I HATE EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW WHATS HAPPENED! Never mind I will never read fanfic again! I swear ao3 you are dead to me.