septiplier fanfiction

Me two years ago: *sends friend link to fic* hey you should try this! It’s really well written and has an awesome plot, and you can easily skip over the “adult” parts like I did! It’s a good length too, about 50k words, so it’s like reading a nice long boook :)

Me now: *shoving phone in friends face* YOU HAVE TO READ THIS RIGHT NOW ITS 2k OF PURE UNADULTERATED SMUT AND ITS FUCKING HOT AS LIVING HELL JUST SO MUCH S EX FUCKKKK

Blessed with a Curse by @galaxyghosty​ (GalaxyGhosty) & @septicrier​ (Quintessentia)

They’d never thought much of the man in the mirror until he started talking back.

So I’ve been procrastinating with this for about two months now since the idea first popped into my head and I sketched it, and I just got a rush of motivation and worked on it for the better part of a day, so here we go!! I got to scan it to!! which is pretty great cause a photo just couldn’t do this 11in x 14in drawing justice, yeesh.

This is basically what I imagine a book cover of bwac would look like?? kinda??? idk.

Also: 

the file name nobody asked for

Masterpost

After learning some of you can’t access the masterpost of all my fics, I thought i’d spend time making an actual masterpost so y’all can finally see ‘em.

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Septiplier

Jack’s Post Was His Own Downfall - Mark sees Jack’s post about being ticklish and of course has to investigate.

Mark The Loving Tormentor - Mark and Jack decide to do something a bit more… intense. Cute feet tickles.

Ticklish Bellybutton -  Jack has a crazy adorably ticklish belly button and when Mark finds out, he exploits it to the fullest.

Tickle Me - Jack’s acting like a little shit for Mark’s attention.

Cute Little Leprechaun - Mark loves teasing his easily-embarrassed boyfriend, Jack, especially when he finds out he’s ticklish.

Great Boyfriend - Jack’s teasing Mark about a septiplier tumblr post they found and Mark cannot have that.

Agent Jack And Warfstache -  SecretAgent!Jack finds himself tied up after being knocked out by some villain named Warfstache, he apparently wants the codes, and has ways of getting them.

- Pt. 2 - Agent Jack And Darkiplier -  Sequel to Agent Jack And Warfstache; Another personality joins the fray! I wonder who it could be…

- Pt. 3 - Agent Jack And Anti -  Jack’s escape from the alternates’ dungeon. He meets a new alternate… one who looks very familiar…

- Pt. 4 - Agent Jack And Agent Mark - Jack returns to the agency with a very interesting story to inform a new coworker about.

-Pt. 5 - How Did We Become So Soft? - Dark and Anti tickle fight!

-pt. 6 - Dan And Phil; Punk And Pastel - Dan And Phil and their alternates have a movie night.

-pt. 7 - I Want You To Scream - Dark comes back to find Jack gone and uses Anti to take out some of his frustration.

-pt. 8 - Agents Septiplier - Jack And Mark are now partners?

-pt. 9 - Mark and The Three Alternates - Mark’s turn

Softie -  Jack, Mark’s big, strong, punk boyfriend thinks he’s so tough, but Mark’s gonna show him how cute Jack can really be.

Sick Jackaboy - Jack is sick and Mark takes care of him.

Where isn’t Jack ticklish?! - Jack is super ticklish everywhere.

Duct Tape Challenge - Mark, Jack, and Felix do the duct tape challenge. Jack is slow escaping. So Mark and Felix have some fun while he’s helpless to stop them.

-The Bet - Sequel to the duct tape challenge, Felix and Mark make a bet on who can get Jack to blush the hardest.

Payback - Jack gets revenge on Mark!

Tickle Challenge - Mark and Jack do the “tickle challenge”

Voodoo Doll - Mark gets a mysterious gift in the fan mail.

Septiplier vs Egobang Tickle Fight - A tiny tickle war between Dan+Arin from the Game Grumps and Jack+Mark from… Jacksepticeye and Markiplier.

Test Of Strength - Jack won’t stop bragging about his muscles so Mark dares him to do a handstand against the wall for five minutes  exposing Jack’s ticklish tummy and feet.

Homesick Jack - Jack’s homesick so Mark tells the guys a way he usually cheers him up.

A Drunk Mark Is A Tickly Mark - Mark gets tickly when he’s drunk.

GreenieLeeEye - Jack runs a tickle fanfic blog and Mark gets curious.

Goofy Lil Eyeball - Jack’s a tad stressed over vids so Sam tries to cheer him up!

Home With A Tickle Monster - Jack’s homesick so Mark dons the persona of “tickle Monster” to cheer him up.

Tickle Collar - Mark wants to do a shock collar challenge, Jack does not. So Mark finds a loophole and has a little fun with Jack.

How Mark And Jack Edit - Jack finishes recording and decides to have some fun with Mark.

Oddest Episode Ever - Jack and Mark wake up in a dark room where a new show is being shot… with Pewdiepie playing the torturer, and Jack and Mark are the victims.

Oddest behind the scenes ever - Jack and Mark get some well-deserved revenge.

Sappy Ler - Sequel to GreenieLeeEye, Mark reminisces about a few times where his new knowledge comes in handy

Can We Keep It? - Mark brings home a tickle monster.

-Pt. 2 - The Lee-off - Mark gets jealous of all the attention Cootly’s giving to Jack.

-Cootly’s Alternate - Dark and Anti get a new alternate companion (not canon to A&A)

- Cootly Drabbles

  - #1 - Cootly likes Jack’s belly button and Mark’s a little shit.

  - #2 - Cootly’s perspective of the games they play

  - #3 - Felix has to feed Cootly while Jack and Mark are gone.

Monster In The House - There’s a monster in the house… Mark is terrified…

The Halloween Costume - Jack gets stuck in his costume. Mark comes to “help” him.

The Pro’s Of Being Ticklish - Jack’s abs are sore and Mark massages them. Unfortunately, or fortunately, it tickles like hell.

Truth Or Dare? - Mark, Jack, Bob, and Wade play Truth Or Dare.

Jack’s Love Of Tickling - Jack loves being tickled but is embarrassed about it. Mark figures it out.

Tickle Tube - Jack gets stuck in a slide. Mark “helps” him out.

Morning Giggles - Cute Septiplier Morning Tickles!

The Pro’s Of Being Ticklish - Jack’s abs are sore and Mark massages them.

Tickling Saved Us? - Anti and Dark get out.

Stop Being So Adorable - Random fluff drabble

Too Early - Cute ticklish!Mark drabble

You’re Ticklish THERE!?! - Mark’s ticklish butt.Jack will never let him live this down.

Role Switch - Lee!Mark and ler!jack

Teasing - Sequel to GreenieLeeEye and Sappy Ler; Mark teases Jack every chance he get, and he’s really good at it.

Jack’s Little Space - Jack goes into Little Space

Obstacle Course - Mark and Jack get mischevious during the obstacle course challenge.

Ask and You Shall Receive - Jack’s in a serious lee mood and needs Mark’s tickles.

Jack’s Little Space Confession - MOAR LITTLE JACK TICKLES

Squealing Santa 2k16: Scooch - Person A is lying on their stomach on the couch (taking up the whole space), distracted by their phone/book/etc and refusing to move, so Person B sits on their legs and tickles their knees and feet until they apologize…and then a little extra, just to teach them a lesson.

Ticklish Footsies - Random Shitty Drabble

Start Off The New Year With Laughter - NEW YEARS EVE WITH JACK AND MARK

Evil Chica - Mark’s in a ler mood and Chica helps him out.

Take My Mind Off Of It - Mark’s been playing too much FNAF

Cake? - Punk!Mark nerd!Jack

The Tickle-lympics (Septiplier) Part 1 - TFB Bloggers Jack & Mark have a big competition of tickle-based events.

Two Gay Princes - Mark comes across a funny comment in their coming out vid and jack and mark have a bit of fun.

Kiss it All Better - Little!Jack gets hurt.

Anti’s Cheer Up Idea - Mark, Dark, Anti & Jack are friends and live together. Jack and Mark come home hurt and it’s up to the alternates to cheer em up!

After The Big Game - Highschool AU. Mark plays basketball and keeps his relationship with Jack a secret form the team.

Our First Tickle Fight - Jack and Mark are members of the TFB community, lee and ler, and meet in person for the first time

Happy Valentine’s Day - It’s Valentine’s Day and Jack is insecure about his gift. Mark cheers him up.

Drunken Giggles - Jack gets hammered and spills all his tickly secrets to Mark.

You Just Need To Unwind - Mark’s Stressed from FNAF:SL’s 10/20 mode and Jack calms him down.

Scary Stories - Jack and Mark as little kids telling scary stories… Mark tells the terrifying tale of the tickle monster. [Kind of an homage to my first fic ever, the big bad tickle monster]

Is Jack Ticklish? - Mark is looking for RYC questions and one asks about Jack being ticklish. Mark investigates.

Raspberries - Jack is just a lee in need of tickles from his ler, Mark. Specifically raspberries.

The Tickle Monster And His Leprechaun - Just a cute one-sided tickle fight between Jack & Mark, ler!mark of course.

Help Voice Acting - Jack needs to laugh convincingly for a line as a VA but can’t. Mark steps in to help.

Ticklish Makeup - Mark has to get his makeup done for a random encounters vid but this makeup needs to be done all over his neck and ears. Poor Mark’s a bit too ticklish for that and Jack’s there to tease him.

Pokemon Tickle Games - Pokemon trainer Jack takes on Pokemon trainer Mark and afterwards discuss bonding with their Pokemon. Jack reveals a rather odd game he plays with his Torracat.

Anniversary Night - It’s Jack and Mark’s anniversary. Everything is perfect until Jack won’t stop squirming during a make out session.

I Don’t Blush - Jack claims that he never blushes in the middle of a livestream. Mark is going to prove him wrong.

Don’t Move -  Jack uses a little game to decide in an argument with Mark, and Jack loves the game too much to stop.

Your Laugh Is Adorable - Robin forgot to edit out Jack’s loud laughter and it’s revealed Jack hates his laugh

Egos

Google’s Dial - G has a dial on his chest that controls his sensitivity

Halloween Night with Anti and Chase - Chase is scared of a horror movie and Anti distracts him with a different monster

Not a Word - Marvin sees Anti begging for mercy in a tickle fight and Anti keeps him quiet. 

A Bashful and Ticklish Doctor - Schneep has been making check ups specifically ticklish for anti, he finds out and gets payback

Teensy Darkstache Drabble - like 200 words of Dark makin will blush for cash

Another Teensy Darkstache Drabble - Just a thing 

Chase’s Secret Spot - Angeliceye is molting, leaving tickly feathers everywhere for Chase’s ticklish bare soles to step on 

Wake up! - Anti won’t wake up for a movie, Chase GETS him up. 

Little Wilfy -  Wilford is the victim of Marv’s new spell. Now Dark has to deal with him.

A Case of The Giggles - Chase has a mAJOR case of the giggles

When He Attacked  - Bim’s scurred

A little Crush - Jackie’s got a crush and Marv has a secret

Little Kitten -  Marvin’s stretching to reach something and Jackie can’t help himself.

Jackie’s Arch Nemesis - Jackie’s arch enemy finds out his weakness

Unexpected - Marvin and Jackie hear screaming and investigate

Lost To Laughter - Chase can’t stop laughing

Quick Anti Average Drabble - just as the title says

Septibang

Cheer Up, Kid! - Cool Patrol cheering up Jack.

All Better - Jack comes home after a beating and Danny cheers him up.

Teamiplier

Ethan & Tyler As A Ler Tag Team - Mark’s punishment from getting a 7 on the mental age test

- Revenge On Jack - Mark seeks revenge on his boyfriend.

- Revenge On Ethan - Mark seeks revenge on Ethan.

“I’M SORRY!!”’s Unseen Ending - Watch this video, this is a made up after event to the vid.

Accept Your Punishment - Alternate events for this video where Ethan must be punished but doesn’t want to so Mark, like a big brother, tickles him into submission.

The Monsters From The Closet - Ethan’s an insomniac in a dead end job. One night two creatures enter his room and need his laughter. Think a monsters inc type AU.

The T-Room -  Ethan is a hacker for a strict corporation. If you screw up, you’re sent to the infamous ’T-Room’. Everyone who goes in comes out different. Quiet, obedient. Changed. No one knows what happens in there…and today, Ethan makes a huge mistake.

Tythan

Stuck - Ethan gets stuck trying to prank Tyler and Tyler teaches him a lesson while he’s helpless.

Sanders Sides

Prinxiety Tickle Fight - Exactly what it sounds like. Prince & Anxiety get into a tickle fight.

Lay Off, Anxiety - Anxiety’s being a pain to poor Thomas and Prince puts a stop to it.

Don’t Hide Your Laughter - Anxiety doesn’t let himself show laughter or smiling. But Prince is gonna hear his lover’s laughter one way or another.

I Don’t Laugh - Anxiety claims that he never laughs.

Prince’s New Friend - Thomas & his sides Meets Cootly.

Slay The Dragon - Prince walks in on Anx in a dragon onesie and has a bit of fun.

Virgil’s Punishment - Patton has to punish Virgil for his bad language!

Laugh for me, Anx - Prince wants to hear Anxiety’s laugh

Interesting Babysitting Job - Thomas has to babysit his 4 nephews. AU. Non T-fic

The Tickle Monster Loves You - Patton and Virgil play a game

Roman Battle - Pokemon sanders sides au

Laughter Can Be Contagious - Virgil’s laughter is much more happy and joyful than expected

Virgil’s Fight or Flight - it started with a broken door. how did that lead to THIS?!

Minccino’s New Friend - Virgil has a run in with Patton’s minccino

The Feather Boa - Roman acquires a new accessory and shows it to his boyfriend.

A Potion of Laughter - Roman accidentally spills a mystery potion

Laughter From a Fall - Patton falls and Logan gives him a check up to make sure he’s alright, then they kinda get carried away.

Rude Awakening - Virgil is awoken from his nap by a feather

A Hole Laughter - Logan falls through a hole in the attic and Roman has some fun

Be My Canvas - Roman gets it in his head that he needs to do some body painting, and Virgil is his preferred canvas.

Patton Know’s Virgil Secret -  Patton reveals how ticklish Virgil is

Secret’s Out - SEQUEL TO PATTON KNOWS VIRGIL’S SECRET ; Virgil remembers all the times his secret has been taken advantage of

It’s a Monster! - Roman hear his friend screaming and goes to rescue them!

I’m Not ticklish - It seems Logan isn’t ticklish, but Roman can’t believe it.

Dan and Phil

100% Happiness - Dan’s having another existential crisis… It’s up to Phil to cheer him up!

Not Until You Learned Your Lesson - Dan’s bragging about his streak in Dan vs. Phil again and Phil won’t stand for it.

Smol Cinnamon Roll - Phil doesnt believe Dan when he calls Phil a smol cinnamon roll.

We’re Okay, Bear - Punk!Phil & Pastel!Dan. Dan’s getting bullied andPhil comes to defend him and cheer him up!

Dan’s Weak Spot - Phil’s feeling mischievous during movie night and decides to attack his boyfriend’s number one weak spot.

Dan’s Little Space - Dan goes into little space

Game Grumps

Random Egobang Drabble - Dan laughs at Arin’s rage during Mario Maker. Arin is not happy and needs revenge.

GTLive

Steph’s Ticklish - Mat finds out Steph’s ticklish.

Where is Matthew Most Ticklish? - alternate events to that one stream

Aphmau

Aarmau Tickle Fight - Aaron and Aphmau being cute

VIDEO GAMES

Undertale

Big Bad Tickle Monster -  Frisk and Asriel telling scary stories in their room.

- Pt. 2 - Big Bad Tickle Monster’s Back - Asriel wakes up with a craving for revenge. Tickle fight ensues.

- Pt. 3 - Big Bad Tickle War - Frisk and Asriel try to tickle Sans. Emphasis on ‘try’. Sans goes to get back at them and it ends up in a chase which leads to a huge tickle war between Frisk, Asriel, Sans, Papyrus, and Undyne.

Tickle Temmies - Frisk finds their way into Temmie village, home to the Temmies, creatures that love cute humans. But what’s cuter than a human? A ticklish human!

Tell Me What Happened -  Papyrus comes home from school after being bullied. Sans needs to take care of him and cheer him up, and he knows the best way to make Papyrus laugh. Although, Sans forgets that Papyrus never goes down without a fight.

It’s A Surprise! -  Alphyne cuteness Drabble! Undyne tries to get Alphys to tell her what she’s been working on down in the lab.

Pay Attention To Me! - Frisk is studying and Chara wants her attention. Take a wild guess as to what happens next.

Surprise Drawing - Frisk has a surprise and Sans wants to get a sneak peek.

Mischievous Muffet - Frisk brings Asriel to see an old friend.

Two Bony Tickle Monsters - Frisk has a nightmare and two skeletons try to cheer them up.

Fucking Blasters! - Sans gets stuck in the laundry chute… He summons his blasters to help him but instead they nuzzle, lick and tickle him all over… all night…

LittleTale Tickles - Sans finds out Tori’s ticklish.

Dad - W.D. Gaster tickling his toddler sons.

Candy Puns - Puns about Candy. Soriel. Littletale.

Not Another Reset - Sans can’t take another reset, so Papyrus swoops in to cheer up his brother.

FNAF

Tears - Gold finds Marion crying in his room.

Freddy’s hat - Bonnie is being playful and took Freddy’s hat and hid it. Freddy won’t stand for it.

Stardew Valley

There’s That Smile - Just a cute tickle fight between my two fav. Stardew Valley characters!

Cuphead

Gimme the contract! - Cuphead and Mugman bein brothers… annoying the shit out of each other

Monster Prom

New Discoveries - Damien’s fighting Oz and Oz makes a discovery

TV SHOWS

Ruby Gloom

Scattered Bones - Skullboy crash lands and his bones are scattered everywhere. Ruby helps him get back together.

Total Drama

What are we doing? - Gwuncan post-beach blanket bogus

My Little Pony / Equestria Girls

Why You Don’t Give Pinkie Pie Feathers

Pokemon

Poketickles: The Eeveelutions Family - Eevee’s getting a bit too much pressure on what they should evolve into, so Sylveon comes to cheer them up!

May’s Cheering Up - May cheers Wally up after a loss in battle.

Supernatural

Thinking Back On Old Times -  Charlie tries to get the boys to decorate with no such luck, so she has them reminisce on good memories, Dean remembers something that catches Charlie’s attention though.

Sam’s Ticklish Tummy - Weechesters, Sam has a ticklish belly and Dean takes advantage.

Lil Sis and Big Bro Tickle Fight - Just a lil tickle fight between Dean ad his lil sis. Not actually siblings BUT THEY ARE PRACTICALLY BROTHER AND SISTER AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Gravity Falls

Tickle Spell - Mabel finds a tickle spell in one of the journals and uses it on her brother.

OHSHC

The Twin’s Tickle Fight - OHSHC Twins have a tickle fight

Steven Universe

Amedot Tickle Fight - Just as the title says; human college AU


OTHER STUFF

Teases

Ticklish?

Are You Blushing?

Those Three Words

Comfort Laughter

 - Tease Requests:

Anti / Tummy X

Light + Angel X

Dr. Iplier / Ribs + Hips X

Mare / Outie Navel X

Dr. Iplier / Underarms X

Anti / Ears X

Marvin / Feet X

Dark / Sides + Hips X

Wilford / Tummy X

Schneep / Tummy X

HeadCanons

GTLive

HCs Sent into Ego-Tickle-Fluff (1) (2) (3)

Micro-Stories

Septiplier - X X X X X X X X X X

Undertale - X X X

Teamiplier - X X X X X X

Phan - X

Misc.

Perfect Rest

If You Can’t Sleep


BOY THAT TOOK A WHILE TO MAKE! So this is a post of every single fic I’ve ever written (Well… tickle fic. :) ) Hope this helps y’all out! Thanks for everything!

Edit: I’ll be reblogging this whenever i update it, if you see it again its probably cause i added new fics.

You know when you have found the perfect Fanfiction; when you have to put down your phone or look away from your computer at one part of the story, just to stop reading it for a few seconds so you can react to it…because oh my gods did that really just happen? Then when you have done all the reacting you go back to reading it like nothing happened.

When they don't finish the fic

Me: ahh I NEED TO READ A FIC! Oh this one looks good!

(5 hours and 34 chapters later)

Me: Oh my god this is AWES- it’s unfinished…when’s the next chap- NO

Last updated: January 2010

Me: oh just FUCK OFF! WHY WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! they didn’t kiss yet?! THEY DIDN’T EVEN KISS WHY I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS TRANSGRESSION AGAINST ME I HATE EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW WHATS HAPPENED! Never mind I will never read fanfic again! I swear ao3 you are dead to me.

(2 minutes later)

Me: oh this fic looks interesting…