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160827 Seventeen Twitter Update

[ORIG] 덕이 네마리 #덕덕덕덕 #그리고 #그걸_지켜보던 #한사람
[TRANS] Four ducks #duckduckduckduck #And #One_person #Who’s_watching_it

[ORIG] 덕이가족에 합류하다 #논덕이 #제일_신남 #오리_오형제 #덕덕덕덕덕
[TRANS] A duck has joined the family #NonDuck #The_most_excited #Five_duck_brothers #duckduckduckduckduck

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[ENG] 160824 SEVENTEEN @ Show Champion Bbom Bbom Bbom

Seventeen At a Police Station

It was just a typical day at the dorm until…


*loud knock on the door*


*Seventeen in the living room*


Seungcheol: Mingyu, get the door


Mingyu: *mouth full of food* No you get it!


*loud knock on the door*


Seungkwan: Who knocks that hard?


Seungcheol: I don’t know


Woozi: I’ll get it


*opens the door*


Police officer: Are you guys Seventeen?


Woozi: Yes, why?


Police officer: You’re all under arrest


Seungcheol: WAIT WHAT?!!


Joshua: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’RE UNDER ARREST?!!


Police officer: You have the right to remain silent, and anything said can and will be used against you in the court of law


Chan: I’M TOO YOUNG FOR JAIL *starts crying*


*Seventeen gets hauled off in cop cars*


*One hour after being in the cells*


(Seungcheol, Vernon, Joshua, and Seungkwan’s cell)


Vernon: *singing Akon’s song* I’m locked up they won’t let me out, nooooo they won’t let me out-


Seungcheol: VERNON SHUT THE HELL UP


Seungkwan: There’s no need to take it out on him


Seungcheol: I’m just frustrated alright?


Somebody check on Joshua, he’s been silent
Vernon: Josh buddy, you alright?


Joshua: I’m going to hell! *starts sobbing*


Seungkwan: Oh please, get over yourself

(In Jeonghan, Woozi, Minghao, and Jun’s Cell)


Jeonghan: I’m so lonely *crying holding to the cell bars*


Minghao: Um, hyung you have us


Jeonghan: *looks back* *turns back around* I’M SO LONELY *continues crying*


Jun: He means that Seungcheol and Joshua aren’t here


Woozi: I’ve should’ve pushed him down the mega drop


*Detective comes*


Detective: Wen Junhui, we need you


Jun: Gladly, enjoy rotting in the cell guys


*In the interrogation room*


Detective: So tell me Jun, who shoved the worker down the mega drop?


Jun: *laughs* I don’t give up that easy


Detective: Ah I see


Jun: Glad to see we’re seeing eye to eye


Detective: *grabs Jun by his collar* LISTEN YOU BETTER START TALKING OR ELSE YOU WONT SEE ANOTHER LIGHT OF DAY


Jun: *stuttering mess* Lee Jihoon, birthdate November 22, 1996, social securi-


Detective: *lets go* Thank for you time, glad we could see eye to eye


(In DK, Wonwoo, Hoshi, Mingyu, and Dino’s cell)


Dino: CAN I AT LEAST GET A PHONE CALL?!


Hoshi: Calm down hyung


Dino: CALM DOWN?! CALM DOWN?! I’M NOT EVEN EIGHTEEN AND I ALREADY HAVE A RAP SHEET


Mingyu: Don’t they usually give us food?


*they all glare at Mingyu*


DK: Why don’t we sing a song?


*they all glare at DK*


DK: Too soon?


Wonwoo: Um yeah


Doogi: Boys!


All of them: DOOGI!!


Doogi: I thought you suffered long enough


Wonwoo: Thank god, DK was about to start singing


*Seventeen get out of their cells*


Seungcheol: DOOGI! *runs up and hugs him* I’M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU


Doogi: *smacks Seungcheol in the head*


Seungcheol: Ouch! What’s was that for?


Doogi: For getting arrested!


Seungcheol: But it’s Woozi’s fault!


Doogi: *hits Woozi*


Woozi: Ouch!


Doogi:No more shoving workers, now let’s get you guys home!

In the end, Seventeen learned if you can’t do the time, don’t shove workers down the mega drop


Stay tuned for the next Installment of “Seventeen At”!!


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-Admin K