Shout at my muse to see how they respond:
  • "I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
  • "It’s not fair!"
  • "I could kill you right now!"
  • "Knock it off!"
  • "Screw you!"
  • "You’re a complete moron!"
  • "I love this song!"
  • "Bring that here!"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "I’m pissed off!"
  • "Make me!"
  • "I wish you’d never been born!"
  • "I bought ice cream!"
  • "Kiss my ass!"
  • "Shut up!"
  • "I can’t do it anymore!"
  • "Take me home!"
  • "Just kiss me already!
  • "I can't be in love with you!"
  • "I can't believe this!"
  • "Piss off!"
  • "I wish things were that simple!"
  • "I love you!"
  • "Jump off a bridge!"
  • "You’re so hot!"
Vampire/Victim Sentence Starters

For vampires
“Have you ever wanted to live forever?”
“Are you afraid of me?”
“You look…delicious.”
“Don’t be afraid.”
“Let’s be together forever.”
“I think we need some time, just the two of us.”
“Trust me.”
“I know what’s best for you.”
“It’ll only hurt a little bit.”
“It’ll be over soon.”
“There’s something you need to know about me.”
“You can’t resist immortality.”

For victims
“I’m not afraid of you.”
“I’m afraid of you.”
“I want to be with you forever.”
“I’m not so sure about this…”
“I don’t want this.”
“I want this.”
“When I look at you, I feel hypnotized.”
“Yes, Master.”
“I’m yours.”
“I trust you.”
“I don’t trust you.”
“You’re so pale.”
“Your teeth…”

Threats [Sentence Starters]

“I’m going to kill you.”
“I’ll destroy everything you love.”
“I’m watching you.”
“I could ruin your life.”
“You’ll never escape me.”
“I always know where you are.”
“I’ll kill him/her/them.”
“I know how to hurt you.”
“I’ll ruin you.”
“I’ll destroy you.”
“It’s over for you.”
“I’ll hurt the one you love most.”
“I have eyes everywhere.”
“You’re never safe.”
“I’ll find you.”

Random shit for your muse to say to mine:
  • "Dude don't tweet those dick pics."
  • "Please just take my word for this, werewolves do not like it when you put them in diapers."
  • "I have to pee like a god damn bitch."
  • "I tattooed your name on my ass."
  • "I can't afford to pay you for your time, but may I offer you a free puppy instead?"
  • "Your handwriting looks like a snake got a happy ending massage."
  • "I will drown you in cheap wine and bury you in used cigarettes."
  • "I would literally rather suck Satan's dick than sit through that class one more day."
  • "Did my left boob get bigger or did the right one shrink?"
  • "You taste like burnt popcorn and smell like fudge."
  • "Don't use carmex in place of lube."
  • "This is the shittiest mascara I have ever wasted ten bucks on."
  • "If I were Miz Frizzle you'd never make it back from our field trip."
  • "I will pay you thirty-eight cents to take off all your clothes right this very second."
  • "Is killing my professor so there's no class tomorrow worth the jail time I'll have to serve?"
  • "All that is gold glitters like it's worth a shit ton of money."
  • "Don't fucking piss on my bed."
  • "Which level of hell am I going to for filling his shoes with Legos?"
  • "I convinced him you're a vampire so pretty please drink this cup of blood in front of him? I promise you it's not real. Probably. I don't think. I mean, what's life without a couple of risks anyway?"
  • "I'm tickled like a porcupine in July."
  • "I wanna be buried in glitter."
  • "I mean, I certainly don't wanna live in denial personally but I promise I'll come visit you sometimes."
  • "Bill Nye couldn't even help you."
  • "I need you to bring me a new set of clothes and a hug."
  • "So help me if you say another word I am voting your dumbass off friendship island."
  • "How much money will it take to get you to let me dye your hair half bright pink and half neon green?"
  • "Fuck Katy Perry and her lies; that mascara is the shittiest thing ever."
  • "I don't think you understand how lesbians work."

I’m rather new to the langblr community, still, I thought I’d share a website that has helped me immensely yet I rarely see mentioned.

It’s an incredibly vast, open-source database of sentences in any language you might think of. Users post a sentence in their native language and others translate it naturally, and never too literally (it’s in the website’s rules).

This resource has helped me in many ways, for instance, by searching for a word, you can see it being used in actual sentences made by natives. That’s amazing in my opinion!

A screenshots from the website’s homepage:

Words, I think, are such unpredictable creatures. No gun, no sword, no army or king will ever be more powerful than a sentence. Swords may cut and kill, but words will stab and stay, burying themselves in our bones to become corpses we carry into the future, all the time digging and failing to rip their skeletons from our flesh.
—  Tahereh Mafi, Ignite Me
Send ✘ for my muse to say to yours...

Brutal edition.

  1. “I wonder what you look like on the inside.”
  2. “You won’t be leaving this place alive.”
  3. “Keep screaming; no one will hear you.”
  4. “Try to run, I dare you!”
  5. “You’re going to make a beautiful trophy for my wall.”
  6. “I hope your blood tastes as lovely as I imagine.”
  7. “Poor, poor lost soul.”
  8. “I’ll make it quick, don’t worry.”
  9. “You’re going to be here a while.”
  10. “I’ll never get enough of the sound of screams.”
  11. “Look at my tools. This one is my favorite.”
  12. “I apologize for any discomfort you might feel.”
  13. “This is going to be more enjoyable for me than it is for you.”
  14. “Get back here! Don’t run from me!”
  15. “That’s right, run away! You’ll get nowhere!”
  16. “No matter where you go, I will always find you.”
  17. “Just trust me. I would never hurt you.”
  18. “How dare you talk back to me?!”
  19. “Comfortable? No? Too bad.”
  20. “The first cut/bite is always my favorite.”
  21. “You’re such a lovely specimen.”
  22. “This will only hurt for a moment.”
  23. “Shh, don’t cry.”
  24. “You were so brave before now. What happened?”
  25. “You should know better than to wander alone.”