Angels and Demons Sentence Starters
  • “I was once as divine as you, but then I slipped into the darkness.” 
  • “Y-your wings…” 
  • “You’re not an angel. You never were.” 
  • “You’re a mockery of Grace.” 
  • “If we are following traditional terms, the angels were the ones that struck fear into humans, while the devils were gentlemen of their craft.” 
  • “I should’ve plucked your feathers when I had a chance.” 
  • “Go choke on your own halo you overstuffed feather duster.” 
  • “A demon? Oh no, I am much, much worse.” 
  • “Such a gentle, innocent little thing like you shouldn’t be in such a dark, dangerous place like this.” 
  • “An angel in hell is only asking for trouble.” 
  • “Why is it that an angel can fall but a demon can’t rise?” 
  • “You are where you ought to be, demon- under my heel.” 
  • “What… what are you?” 
  • “Your last mistake was trusting ME!” 
  • “Angels host as much cruelty as demons do! Are you seriously that blind to your own ignorance?!” 
  • “You are blinded by your own brilliance, that you never saw the shadow growing behind you.” 
  • “Your wings are /mine/, little angel.” 
  • “I got you by the horns, demon!” 
  • “Angel caught your tail?” 
  • “Your presence gives me hives.” 
  • “I knew you were hiding something… scandalous.” 
  • “You don’t… /look/ like an angel…” 
  • “You don’t… /look/ like a demon…” 
  • “I fell an era ago, little one. Come, I’ll guide you.” 
  • “You’re a new one, aren’t you?” 
  • “I remember you; I threw you from the heavens after the Incident.”
  • “Survived the fall straight to hell, did you? A pity.” 
  • 🌠+ add your own!


  • ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
  • ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
  • ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
  • ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
  • ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
  • ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
  • ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
  • ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
  • ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 
  • ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
  • ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
  • ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
  • ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
  • ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
  • ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
  • ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
  • ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
  • ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS.
  • ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
  • ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
  • ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
  • ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
  • ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
  • ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
  • ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
  • ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
  • ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
  • ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 
  • ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 
  • ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
  • ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 
  • ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 
  • ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 
  • ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
  • ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
  • ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 
  • ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
  • ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 
  • ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
  • ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 
  • ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
  • ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
  • ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   
  • ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
  • ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 
  • ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 
  • ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
  • ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
  • ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
  • ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
  • ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 
  • ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
"The Picture of Dorian Gray" sentence starters
  • There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
  • The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world.
  • We shall all suffer for what the gods have given us, suffer terribly.
  • I have grown to love secrecy.
  • Your cynicism is simply a pose.
  • You know we poor artists have to show ourselves in society from time to time, just to remind the public that we are not savages.
  • Conscience and cowardice are really the same things.
  • I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.
  • A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
  • Is that very vain of me? I think it is rather vain.
  • None of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves.
  • I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
  • There is nothing that art cannot express.
  • The harmony of soul and body—how much that is! We in our madness have separated the two, and have invented a realism that is vulgar, an ideality that is void.
  • My heart shall never be put under their microscope.
  • It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue.
  • I feel that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer’s day.”
  • In the wild struggle for existence, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the silly hope of keeping our place.
  • Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love’s tragedies.
  • People are afraid of themselves, nowadays.
  • Courage has gone out of our race. Perhaps we never really had it.
  • Every impulse that we strive to strangle broods in the mind and poisons us.
  • The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. 
  • Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.
  • You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.
  • Wherever you go, you charm the world. Will it always be so?
  • Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses.
  • Our limbs fail, our senses rot. We degenerate into hideous puppets, haunted by the memory of the passions of which we were too much afraid, and the exquisite temptations that we had not the courage to yield to.
  • You like your art better than your friends.
  • I am jealous of everything whose beauty does not die.
  • Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.
  • Credit is the capital of a younger son, and one lives charmingly upon it.
  • Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.
  • The way of paradoxes is the way of truth.
  • I can sympathize with everything except suffering.
  • Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different.
  • Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one’s mistakes.
  • You are quite delightful and dreadfully demoralizing.
  • I am always late on principle, the principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.
  • I adore it, but I am afraid of it. It makes me too romantic.
  • Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
  • Passion is the privilege of people who have nothing to do.
  • If I ever did a crime, I would come and confess it to you. You would understand me.
  • When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one’s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
  • There is always something infinitely mean about other people’s tragedies.
  • I want to make Romeo jealous. I want the dead lovers of the world to hear our laughter and grow sad. I want a breath of our passion to stir their dust into consciousness, to wake their ashes into pain.
  • People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is what I call the depth of generosity.
  • The only artists I have ever known who are personally delightful are bad artists.
  • It often happens that when we think we were experimenting on others we are really experimenting on ourselves.
  • Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.
  • To be in love is to surpass one’s self.
  • Poor? What does that matter? When poverty creeps in at the door, love flies in through the window.
  • Our proverbs want rewriting. They were made in winter, and it is summer now; springtime for me, I think, a very dance of blossoms in blue skies.
  • I shudder at the thought of being free.
  • I know you would never harm anyone I love, would you?
  • Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
  • Of course, it is sudden—all really delightful things are.
  • The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
  • Unselfish people are colourless. They lack individuality.
  • You are much better than you pretend to be.
  • I cannot understand how anyone can wish to shame the thing he loves.
  • When we are happy, we are always good, but when we are good, we are not always happy.
  • The real tragedy of the poor is that they can afford nothing but self-denial. Beautiful sins, like beautiful things, are the privilege of the rich.
  • Being adored is a nuisance.
  • You are dreadful! I don’t know why I like you so much.
  • You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you have never had the courage to commit.
  • Love is a more wonderful thing than art.
  • There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating—people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
  • The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming.
  • I knew nothing but shadows, and I thought them real.
  • You taught me what reality really is.
  • You used to stir my imagination. Now you don’t even stir my curiosity.
  • I have grown sick of shadows.
  • You don’t know what you were to me, once. 
  • You have spoiled the romance of my life.
  • Without your art, you are nothing.
  • There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
  • There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us.
  • I can’t bear the idea of my soul being hideous.
  • You cut life to pieces with your epigrams.
  • Things like that make a man fashionable in Paris. But in London people are so prejudiced.
  • One should never make one’s début with a scandal. One should reserve that to give an interest to one’s old age.
  • How extraordinarily dramatic life is!
  • I don’t think I am heartless. Do you?
  • The moment she touched actual life, she marred it, and it marred her.
  • Life has everything in store for you,
  • We live in an age that reads too much to be wise, and that thinks too much to be beautiful.
  • If one doesn’t talk about a thing, it has never happened. It is simply expression that gives reality to things.
  • You must not tell me about things. What is done is done. What is past is past.
  • I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.
  • You talk as if you had no heart, no pity in you.
  • if I told you, you might like me less than you do, and you would certainly laugh at me. I could not bear your doing either of those two things.
  • Your friendship is dearer to me than any fame or reputation.
  • You became to me the visible incarnation of that unseen ideal whose memory haunts us artists like an exquisite dream.
  • Whatever I have done that is good, I owe to you.
  • There is something fatal about a portrait. It has a life of its own.
  • Perhaps one should never put one’s worship into words.
  • There seems to be something tragic in a friendship so colored by romance.
  • It has a corruption of its own, worse than the corruption of death itself—something that would breed horrors and yet would never die.
  • The past can always be annihilated.
  • How exquisite life had once been! How gorgeous in its pomp and decoration! Even to read of the luxury of the dead was wonderful.
  • Is insincerity such a terrible thing? I think not. It is merely a method by which we can multiply our personalities.
  • I am tired of myself tonight. I should like to be somebody else.
  • I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don’t interest me. They have not got the charm of novelty.
  • You don’t want people to talk of you as something vile and degraded.
  • You must not say things like that. They are horrible, and they don’t mean anything.
  • You have had more to do with my life than you think.
  • Each of us has heaven and hell in him.
  • Youth smiles without any reason. It is one of its chiefest charms.
  • Keep your horrible secrets to yourself. They don’t interest me any more.
  • What is it to me what devil’s work you are up to?
  • I wish you had a thousandth part of the pity for me that I have for you.
  • The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
  • I am not at all surprised that the world says that you are extremely wicked.
  • It is perfectly monstrous, the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one’s back that are absolutely and entirely true.
  • Nowadays all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.
  • Everybody I know says you are very wicked.
  • I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
  • Moderation is a fatal thing. Enough is as bad as a meal. More than enough is as good as a feast.
  • He atones for being occasionally somewhat overdressed by being always absolutely overeducated. He is a very modern type.
  • What do you want? Money? Here it is. Don’t ever talk to me again.
  • Each man lives his own life and pays his own price for living it.
  • The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.
  • I think that it is better to be beautiful than to be good. But on the other hand, no one is more ready than I am to acknowledge that it is better to be good than to be ugly.
  • To be popular one must be a mediocrity.
  • We can have in life but one great experience at best, and the secret of life is to reproduce that experience as often as possible.
  • I wish I could love, but I seem to have lost the passion and forgotten the desire.
  • My own personality has become a burden to me.
  • Death is the only thing that ever terrifies me. ❞
  • The world has always worshipped you. It always will worship you.
  • Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.
  • The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. That is all.
  • The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history.
seven-word sentence starter.
  • “please, don’t take this the wrong way.”
  • “know that we’ll still have each other.”
  • “tell me we’re doing the right thing.”
  • “you know what i was gonna say.”
  • “i don’t give a shit what happened.”
  • “everything is so confusing. i don’t know.”
  • “sorry. i didn’t mean what i said.”
  • “you really don’t have to keep apologising.”
  • “i hate knowing we have to hide.”
  • “it’s not your fault. don’t blame yourself.”
  • “this is all out of our control.”
  • “i think i’m going crazy without you.”
  • “what am i supposed to say to that?”
  • “we need to talk. call me.”
  • “i can’t sleep because of all this.”
  • “how much more must i be hurting?”
  • “i’m not the person i once was.”
  • “c’mon you know it’s not like that.”
  • “what about all of this is funny?”
  • “tell me you don’t feel the same.”
  • “you always seem to make me speechless.”
  • “you left me here all by myself.”
  • “is this all a joke to you?”
  • “i can still remember the good times.”


❛ you’ve been a thorn in my side since you were brought here. ❜

❛ i am grateful — grateful to get away ! ❜ 

❛ people always say life is full of choices, no one ever mentions fear. ❜ 

❛ why are you circling me? what, were you a vulture in another life?

❛ i knew you were crazy from the beginning, but now i think you’re both mad. ❜ 

❛ it’s hard to think of yourself as a duchess when you’re sleeping on a damp floor. ❜

❛ i guess every lonely girl would hope she’s a princess. ❜   

❛ see that you remember, you incompetent rodent !

❛ i guess a curse just ain’t what it used to be. ❜

❛ do you really think i’m royalty? ❜  

❛ then stop bossing me around !

❛ look, i think we got off on the wrong foot. ❜  

❛ don’t talk anymore, okay? it’s only going to upset me. ❜

❛ will you please remove him from my sight ?

❛ she certainly has a mind of her own. ❜ /  ❛ he certainly has a mind of his own. ❜

❛ i hate that in a woman. ❜ /  ❛ i hate that in a man. ❜

❛ ah, an unspoken attraction. ❜ 

❛ attraction? to that skinny little brat? have you lost your mind?

❛ oh, i’m sorry ! i thought you were someone el— oh, it’s you. well that’s okay then. ❜

❛ men are such babies. ❜

❛ if we live through this, remind me to thank you. ❜

❛ what do they teach you in those orphanages?

❛ really, you should watch your blood pressure. ❜  

❛ stress, it’s a killer. ❜  

❛ it was a nightmare, it’s alright. you’re safe now. ❜  

❛ my heart can’t take it anymore. ❜

❛ princesses don’t marry kitchen boys. ❜ 

❛ it was all a lie, wasn’t it ?

❛ from the very beginning, you lied ! and i not only believed you, i actually — ugh !

❛ you used me? i was just part of your con to get her money?

❛ now if you would excuse me, i’d like to live out the remainder of my lonely life in peace. ❜

❛ i’m probably about as stubborn as you are. ❜ 

❛ i’m tired of being conned and tricked. ❜

❛ please forget about the girl and get a life ! ❜ 

❛ this is no time to lose your head. ❜   

sentence starters: tmrhsthr

(things my roommate has said to his rats)

  • “No. Absolutely not. You cross that line, and we’re done.”
  • “You know this is the opposite of a good thing.”
  • “Do NOT give me that look.”
  • “You think you’re so cute. Oh, you think you’re SO cute.”
  • “You’re feeling adventurous today, aren’t you?”
  • “Avocado. Avocado. Avocaaaaado.”
  • “Do not be a vampire. Do NOT be a vampire.”
  • “Do you know what time it is? It’s not time for this. That’s what time it is.”
  • “You did this on purpose, didn’t you.”
  • “Be nice. You can be nice for once, can’t you?”
  • “Sometimes you do good things! This is not one of those times.”
  • “You are so smart and so soft.”
  • “I am putting you in time out because you need to understand the consequences of your actions.”
  • “I value you in my life, but you can be so much to deal with.”
  • “When you bit my face- that hurt my feelings.”
  • “Are you aware of how rude you’re being right now?”
  • “This is just unreasonable. Please come down.”
  • “I’ll be waiting here whenever you decide to come out from under the couch.”
  • “You can be very sweet when you want to be.”
Netflix’s The Punisher Sentence Starters (pt 1)
  • ❛ whatever it is you’re looking for … i’m not it. ❜
  • ❛ books are great, but they don’t hold all the answers. ❜
  • ❛ happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen. ❜
  • ❛ you got half a life left to live, my friend. ❜
  • ❛ you see, what worries me the most is that you’ve been in a hole so long that it’s become home. ❜
  • ❛ wow. that was sexist, racist, and demeaning all of my abilities all in one sentence. ❜
  • ❛ what time is it? ❜
  • ❛ you brought this on yourself! ❜
  • ❛ don’t you ever say that again. you got that? ❜
  • ❛ you’re not the only ghost in this town. ❜
  • ❛ truth is … i was past caring. ❜
  • ❛ holy shit. ❜
  • ❛ what the hell, why not? ❜
  • ❛ you’re still all heart, huh? ❜
  • ❛ drink? ❜
  • ❛ been flirting with the idea of going full man-bun. ❜
  • ❛ i’ll keep that in mind. ❜
  • ❛ i wanna help, but not if it’s gonna get someone killed. ❜
  • ❛ you think you’re okay and then something just brings it all back. ❜
  • ❛ i don’t know if i would kiss him or slap him. ❜
  • ❛ don’t even think about it. ❜
  • ❛ tonight’s the night you’re gonna die. ❜
  • ❛ never off-duty, huh? ❜
  • ❛ i’m calling the shots now. ❜
  • ❛ you need me! ❜
  • ❛ you always talk this much? ❜
  • ❛ piece of shit. ❜
  • ❛ now all you got is the nightmare. ❜
  • ❛ you want me to tell you it’s okay so that if this all blows up, it won’t be your fault. ❜
  • ❛ you always were good at putting people back together. ❜
  • ❛ i know that it makes it easier for you if you make me the enemy, but i’m not. ❜
  • ❛ you are shitting me. ❜
  • ❛ shit you not. ❜
  • ❛ i dream, i see that guy. ❜
  • ❛ what the hell is it that you do anyways? ❜
  • ❛ hey, you shut your mouth. ❜
  • ❛ you don’t know shit. ❜
  • ❛ looks to me like we’re hiding evidence. ❜
  • ❛ and now you’re closing yourself off, find it hard to trust people. ❜
  • ❛ i’m the best. others will let me down. ❜
  • ❛ i didn’t have a choice. ❜
  • ❛ i could have killed you. ❜
  • ❛ and you don’t find that kinda scary? ❜
  • ❛ why don’t you sit down? ❜
  • ❛ i don’t do partners. ❜
  • ❛ you ever think about, maybe, quality over quantity? ❜
  • ❛ god made me this way for a reason, bro. ❜
  • ❛ i think this is a trap. ❜
  • ❛ i think if we do this, men are gonna die. ❜
  • ❛ you just don’t bleed out, you hear me? ❜
  • ❛ what’d you say? ❜
  • ❛ i cannot let you do that. ❜
  • ❛ god damn it. ❜
  • ❛ the hell is that? ❜
  • ❛ you wanna go up against him/her/them with a pink ruger and no ammo? ❜
  • ❛ grow up. ❜
  • ❛ that’s not happening, alright? not on my watch. ❜
  • ❛ what if we got you a little pair of green tights and a pointy cap with a feather in it? ❜
  • ❛ don’t bother me. ❜
  • ❛ want me to leave? ❜
  • ❛ tough guy, huh? ❜
  • ❛ i’m useless. ❜
  • ❛ did i get anything right? ❜
  • ❛ it was good. i just made it better. ❜
  • ❛ turns out i suck at guitar. ❜
  • ❛ that’s what joe did. don’t be like joe. ❜
  • ❛ what, are you gonna puke? ❜
  • ❛ you sure about this? ❜
  • ❛ it’s nothing. i’m fine. ❜
  • ❛ please don’t do this. ❜
  • ❛ i can’t do this. ❜
  • ❛ pissed off beats scared every time. ❜
  • ❛ what did i do? i got my hands … i got my hands dirty, you piece of shit! ❜
  • ❛ you stay out of my way. ❜
Starters (Helping with Mental Illness)

“Hey, look at me. It’s not real. There isn’t anything there.”

“It’s okay! Nothing is in here, nothing!”

“Describe what you see to me.”

“Ssh, I don’t hear anything. We’re alone.”

“I don’t know how to make something that I can’t see go away!”

“Here, squeeze my hand. You can hold onto me. I’m real, I’m not going anywhere.”

“We’re going to play a game. Focus on yourself and the things around you. Focus on what’s real, and count. There is one book, there are two chairs. You have two arms, you have two legs. Okay? Keep counting and focusing on the things around you.”

“Take a deep breath in, that’s it, now let it out. Come on, you can do it again. Just breathe.”

“Can you hear me?”

“Sometimes, I can’t even recognize you.”

“Who are you, anymore?”

“Why are you shaking so much?”

“Hey, hey! You’re okay, you’re safe here! Please calm down, you have to breathe.”

“Here, I made you something to eat. I know you’re never hungry, but…”

“Have you had anything to drink or eat today?”

“Did you take your medicine today?”

“How did you sleep?”

“What did you do to yourself?”

“Let me see…please?”

“Here, I’ll clean and bandage it. Alright? Will you let me?”

“Why do you do this to yourself?”

“Stop, stop it! You’re hurting yourself!”

“I’ll leave the light on, okay? Look, it’s not dark.”

“I’ll stay right here. You’re not alone, okay? I’m here.”

“Hey, anxiety’s a bitch, right? I’ll go with you!”

“Hey, I’m proud of you. You did great.”

“It’s not your fault.”

“You’re not broken.”

“Wake up! It’s just a bad dream!”

“You don’t have to be afraid.”

“Come on, we need to go the hospital. You’ll be safe there.”

“Please…talk to me.”

winged sentence starters
  1. “Can you stop shedding feathers in the shower? Or at least clean them up afterwards?”
  2. “Sorry about my cat. she/he really, really likes feathery things.”
  3. “Hold on, your feathers are looking a bit disheveled. Want me to straighten them out for you?”
  4. “Can you actually… use those things?”
  5. “Oh my god. You have wings.”
  6. “How is this even possible?”
  7. “Hey, what’s up with your back? You look like a professional olympic swimmer on steroids.”
  8. “You flew for six hours? Come here, you’re getting a back rub.” 
  9. “Did someone try and pluck a feather again? Are they dead?”
  10. “What on earth happened to you? Have your wings been trimmed? Wh- are you ok?!”
  11. “…Where are your wings? What happened to you?”
  12. “So, like… do you just cut holes in your clothes and stuff?”
  13. “Underwear must be confusing.”
  14. “Look. I know you want to cuddle, but ten seconds after you fall asleep you roll away and I get a mouthful of feathers. Clean your primaries or stay still!”
Suspicious Sentence Starters

Send me one of the following sentences regarding suspicion, trust, and paranoia.

“I’m not sure you have the best intentions.”
“When have I ever steered you wrong?”
“What makes you think I can trust you?”
“I don’t trust you. Not yet.”
“It’s hard for me to believe anything you say.”
“It hurts that you still can’t trust me after all this time.”
“I made a mistake, okay? Are you going to distrust me forever?”
“It takes me a long time to open up to people, I’m sorry.”
“There’s someone outside watching the house.”
“I have a weird feeling about him/her/them.”
“Why do you always think people are up to something?”
“I won’t give you my trust. You have to earn it.”
“You can’t live your life being suspicious of everybody around you.”
“I know we just met, but you have to trust me.”
“What on earth are you up to?”
“So, what were you whispering about?”
“You’ve been keeping a secret from me.”
“I’m not crazy, we’re being watched!”
“Why do I get the feeling you’re not telling me the truth?”
“I’d rather be safe than sorry when it comes to people I don’t know yet.”
“I trusted you once and I’m never doing it again.”
“You see that person? I think they’re following us.”
“I just get this feeling that someone has been watching me.”
“Who are you and why have you been following me?”
“I used to be a very trusting person.”
“Where were you?”
“I’m sorry I didn’t trust you.”
“You won’t call me ‘paranoid’ when you realize I’ve been right all along.”
“You were right, okay? I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you.”
“Give me one good reason to trust you.”
“After last time, I’m not sure I should listen to you.”
“Nope. Nuh-uh. I’m not trusting another one of your bad plans.”
“How can we trust this person?”
“How do I know you won’t just stab me in the back?”
“I’m sorry, I just can’t bring myself to trust you again.”
“You were right. I was a fool to trust them.”
“I’m not suspicious. I’m just cautious.”
“I told you that they were bad news.”
“No, facebook stalking isn’t ‘creepy’, it’s called ‘being careful’.”
“I get a bad feeling about them.”

Torture sentence starters
  • “Oh god.. Oh please, god, no!”
  • “Please… Please..! I’ll do anything..!!”
  • “P-please.. Please don’t..”
  • “Anything but that.. Please, please! Stop!”
  • “Stop? Why on earth would I do a thing like that for?”
  • “We’re having so much fun!”
  • “We’ll have so much fun, you and I…”
  • “Look at the new toy I got for us to play with!”
  • “Shut up! Shut up!!”
  • “Oh please.. Like I haven’t heard that one before…”
  • “If I had a nickel for every time someone begged me to stop… I’d be fucking rich.”
  • “Ooh, look at that. Look at all the blood. Amazing, isn’t it?”
  • “Let’s crack open the hood and see what’s underneath, shall we?”
  • “You know what I love more than agonized screaming? The sound of people choking on their own blood. Very satisfying.”
  • “If you beg, I might just stop… Maybe. But only if you’re sincere.”
  • “Beg me, you stupid whore! Beg me to stop! Come on!!”
  • “Go ahead – beg for forgiveness. God’s the only friend you’ve got down here. ”
  • “Shut up or I’ll wrap your intestines around your throat like a scarf.”
  • “Ha ha! I love it when they scream!”
  • “Keep going… I love the sound of your voice.”
  • “Stop praying! There is no God here.”
  • “Shut the fuck up!!”
  • “Let’s play a game, shall we? It’s called, ‘how many of your organs can I remove before you die?’“
  • “Alright, here’s the deal… Since you scream every time you see me – let’s just remove your eyes, hm?”
  • “Has anyone ever told you how good you look in red?”
  • “Beautiful… Absolutely beautiful…”
  • “I’m not going to kill you… But I’m going to make you wish I would.”
  • “This is what you get! This is what you get for hurting me!”
  • “Do you like rats? I hope so. Because we’re going to play a little game with one that involves your stomach, a container, and an open flame.”
  • “Have you ever heard of abacination?”
  • “You’ve got cavities back there, you know. Why don’t remove those pesky teeth for you, hm?”
  • “Wake up! Can’t have you passing out on me.”
  • “I won’t scream.”
  • “I won’t tell you anything.”
  • “There’s no way I’m gonna tell you shit.”
  • “By the time anyone finds your body, they won’t be able to identify it.”
  • “No one is coming for you.”
  • “You won’t get away with this!”
  • “People will notice! They’ll look for me!”
  • “Stop, oh god, please! Please stop.. The pain..!”
  • “You’re insane!”
  • “Don’t worry. I know what I’m doing – I’ve got a medical degree, you know.”
  • “Shh, don’t cry. Don’t cry.”
  • “No tears now, okay? Everything will soon be over.”
  • “Stop! Please, stop! I’ll tell you anything! Just stop!”
  • “Tell me – how does this feel?”
  • “I hate you! Oh god, I hate you!”
  • “Fuck you!”
  • “Fuck off!”
  • “Oh, what a mess you’ve made…”
  • “You look like a mess.”
  • “Chin up, kid. It’ll be over soon enough.”
  • “I’m just going to borrow a few fingers, okay?”
  • “Could you lend me a ‘hand’? Yes? Oh good. I was planning on taking it anyway.”
  • “Shut up, I’m not going to kill you. You don’t deserve that kind of mercy.”
  • “You know why you’re here.”
  • “Own up to what you’ve done and maybe you’ll leave here alive!”
  • “What the fuck is wrong with you!?!”
  • “Please! Someone help! Anyone! Oh god.. PLEASE!”
  • “Not that – anything but that! P-please! PLEASE, NO!”
  • “Let me go. Please.. Please let me go…”
  • “I’ll tell you anything you want! Just please, please stop!”
  • “I’m not going to break that easy.”
danger meme.
  • “i’m afraid.”
  • “did you hear that?”
  • “be still, be quiet.”
  • “do you see what they did to me?”
  • “come out, come out from wherever you are.”
  • “there’s nowhere to hide.”
  • “you can trust me ‘till the end.”
  • “save me!”
  • “it’ll only hurt a second.”
  • “there’s nothing to fear.”
  • “c’mon, we need to find a way out of here.”
  • “there’s no escape.”
  • “by the time anyone finds you, it’ll be too late.”
  • “i’ll protect you.”
  • “stay close, i’ll protect you.”
  • “did you really think you could escape?”
  • “well, well, what do we have here?”
  • “don’t close your eyes, stay with me!”
  • “don’t touch me!”
  • “please get away from me.”
  • “it’s so cute how you’re trying to fight back.”
  • “you’re gonna be okay.”
  • “stop moving so much.”
  • “do you want them to catch us?”
Starters | Serial Killer

“Now, is there really a need for all that screaming?” 

“You’re a smart one, aren’t you? Tell me, how much blood can a human lose before dying?” 

“This is one of my favorites, do you know what it does? Why, I’ll demonstrate.” 

“You can’t get away from me, you’ll never get away from me!” 

“Go on, I love a good chase! It gets the heart racing!” 

“I must say, you put up a good fight. Some of this blood is mine!” 

“Oh, don’t cry. You’ll be so beautiful, soon. I’ll immortalize you in my collection.” 

“Which limb would you like to lose first?” 

“You’re so fucking smug, you deserve a death that’s fitting.” 

“I finally caught you, isn’t it exciting? You’ve evaded me for longer than anyone else!” 

“I love you, how else was I going to keep you? No one else can have you!” 

“I like stringing my prizes up. You do look so helpless, like that.” 

“Ssh, just breathe. The rope isn’t even tight, yet!” 

“You really are as twisted as I am. Aren’t we a perfect match?” 

“You look best in red.” 

“Did you think you could outsmart me? My dear, I’ve been doing this for a long time.” 

“You young ones always squirm so much!” 

“I don’t tolerate escape attempts. I will break your legs.” 

“I’ve been watching you for a long time…you’ve made me wait. But, it was worth it.” 

“Go on, then! What’s your plan? Bargaining, begging, threatening? Maybe try to psychoanalyze me?”

angsty shit i’ve said or heard regarding relationships

oo1. “do you honestly think this is all about you?”

oo2. “it’s not the first time you’ve done this.”

oo3. “and you think that this is okay?”

oo4. “i’m just so fucking tired of feeling this way.”

oo5. “let’s just be friends.”

oo6. “you know i can’t just be friends with you.”

oo7. “whenever i see you with him/her or whenever i look at you in general, i always think: fuck, i messed up.”

oo8. “you’re the one that got away for me.”

oo9. “please don’t leave - i need you in my life.”

o1o. “can’t you give me a second chance?”

o11. “you know that i can’t do this.”

o12. “can’t you just think about how i fucking feel for once?”

o13. “we’re not even together and this feels like a fucking break up.”

o14. “you have a special place in my heart, you know that.”

o15. “fuck, i wish i could just rewind time.”

o16. “i’m so sorry, i really fucked up this time.”

o17. “i promise you, i’ll change!”

o18. “please, please just trust me.”

o19. “it wasn’t what it looked like!”

o20. “i’m not leaving, i’m just not going to talk to you for a bit.”

o21. “i just need to be alone right now.”

o22. “you not talking to me is as good as leaving.”

o23. “just look at me and tell me that you don’t love me anymore.”

o24. “just tell me you don’t love me, and i’ll leave you alone.”

o25. “just put yourself in my shoes, if you were me, you’d know how i feel.”

o26. “if you really did love me, you wouldn’t have done it in the first place.”

o27. “if you really cared about how i feel, even the slightest bit, you’d never do it in the first place.”

o28. “really? at times like this you’re bribing me with food to win my love?”

o29. “as much as i don’t want to leave, i have to.”

o30. “i’m sorry, it’s just the best option for me right now.”

Platonic RP Starters

“Dinner! I made your favourite!”

“You’re definitely drunk.”

“Come on bro, no shame in hugging it out.”

“I think you need to lie down.”

“Quit hogging the couch!”

“Hey, are you okay? You’re making me kind of worried.”

“Don’t lie to me! I can tell. Your mouth is doing that twitchy thing!”

“What do you reckon? Does it look good on me?”

“That’s it! I’m taking you out for some fun!”

“Let’s go commit a crime.”

“That’s the last time I’m going anywhere with you.”

“Aw c’mon, I need a wingman!”

“Okay! Fine! Fine! I admit it! I took the last slice of pizza. Now quit it!”

“I’m not getting in a car with you. Not after last time. No way.”

“Please look after yourself better.”

Unconscious/Unsteady Sentence Starters
  • “Woah, are you okay?”
  • “Get up!” 
  • “W-what happened?” 
  • “Steady now.” 
  • “What happened to you?” 
  • “I got you, don’t worry.” 
  • “You look like you’re going to tip over at any second.” 
  • “Why am I on the ground?”
  • “Hey, wake up.” 
  • “Please tell me you aren’t dead…” 
  • “Please groan if you’re awake.” 
  • “I… I need to sit down…” 
  • “I have you, it’s okay.” 
  • “Can you make it to that chair?” 
  • “Do you need to sit down?” 
  • “You’re looking awfully pale.” 
  • “Hey now, take it easy…” 
  • “Don’t sit up so fast.” 
  • “Do you need a hand…?” 
  • “This is no place to take a nap.” 
  • “Why is there a body out here?” 
  • “I’ll catch you if you keel over.” 
  • Send 🛌+ a sentence of your own!
50% OFF Starters pt 2
  • "If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures."
  • "I like watching you from behind."
  • "Stunning deduction sherlock."
  • *demonic voice* "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper."
  • "USURPER!"
  • "I've heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I'm thinking about getting like 10 more."
  • "Calm down little dude."
  • "the fear of drowning is a primal one. it's a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water..."
  • "I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester."
  • "You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."
  • "ten bucks says he dies."
  • "I'm gonna go run my feelings off."
  • "Yeah it didn't work out... for them."
  • "I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway."
  • "I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing."
  • "do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious."
  • "Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!"
  • "I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!"
  • "This feels a little exploitative."
  • "I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both."
  • "Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross."
  • "sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY."
  • "Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!"
  • "That wasn't hot... it was just fucking weird..."
  • "It's not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though."
  • "hey, the heart wants what the heart wants."
  • "It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."
  • "Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."
  • "boom! done. advice over. let's go get shitfaced!"
  • "Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name)."
  • "Alright let's call it what it is, a sissy paddle."
  • "calm down (name) we weren't talking about your internet search history."
  • "didn't we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?"
  • "this better not be anymore or (name)'s weird porn!"
  • "Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."
  • "Yeah but didn't they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? ...and those witch burnings happened? ...and all that toxic waste was spilled?"
  • "if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don't ask questions here."
  • "fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN--"
  • "I don't need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that."
  • "Finally moving out, son? I'd like to say it's been fun. I'd like to. But I won't."
  • "hey check me out! I'm on a bout!"
  • "Sit down and stop making 2009 references!"
  • "nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space."
  • "You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don't brush your teeth he steals your bones."
  • "Ok I'm done for the day. If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn."
  • "Hey, you miss every ball you don't hit."
  • "You say 'you people' like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, you're already on the christmas card."
  • "You think these antics would fly at the german club?"
  • "brush your teeth, kid."
  • "Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."
  • "I'm the best damn shot we've got."
  • "You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, '(name) don't let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.' and here we are... stranded on the... haunted island of camp kill-a-teen..."
  • "that's fair."
  • "hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!"
  • "It's fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand."
  • "now let's make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue."
  • "In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?"
  • "you're so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up."
  • "all hail decision cube!"
  • "that's when you started walking on the wild side, right?"
  • "Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?"
  • "Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?"
  • "And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along."
  • "It was a good night for all of us, let's spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses."
  • "That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad's Prius."