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Things Taco Bell Never Advertises Because They’d Rather Do Boss Wraps: The Gluten Edition

Did you know you can order gluten-free at Taco Bell? SURPRISE! I’ve checked the ingredients on every fucking one of our component items so you don’t have to, and you actually have a ton of options compared to a lot of fast-food joints. Please keep in mind that no kitchen is 100% free of cross-contamination, and if your gluten problems are severe you may wish to steer clear altogether (for example: we don’t change our gloves when grabbing taco shells after putting flour tortillas on the grill). If incidental contact like this isn’t a problem, though, you should be good to go!


Ready? Here’s how to order gluten-free at the Bell:


1) INFORM YOUR CASHIER YOU HAVE A GLUTEN ALLERGY. Even if what you actually have is Celiac disease or gluten intolerance, say “gluten food allergy” or “wheat food allergy.” A lot of cashiers don’t know what Celiac is or what “intolerance” means. The word “allergy” is a magic one that makes people on the line change their gloves, but if you want to be doubly sure, feel free to explicitly request a glove change. And if you’re one of those folks who doesn’t have a gluten problem per se but tries to eat gluten-free for your health, do not say a glove change isn’t necessary. If you do, you are an asshole. Do not make it harder for people with actual gluten-related diseases and allergies to get their food made safely.


2) DO NOT ORDER POTATOES OR DESSERT ITEMS. We don’t have separate fryers for gluten and non-gluten items, so these get fried alongside things with flour shells.


3) DO NOT ORDER YOUR FOOD WITH BEEF. Our beef contains small amounts of wheat as a filler and is not gluten-safe. Instead, order beans (free of charge), or one of our premium meats (chicken, shredded chicken, steak–there’s an upcharge for these).


4) Now that the big “these are priorities” things are out of the way, here are the items on our menu that are gluten-free. Please remember that you will need to order these with a protein that is not beef. If further modifications are needed, I’ve noted them for you.


  • Crunchy Tacos
  • Double Tostada
  • Spicy Tostada
  • Cantina Power Bowl
  • Mexican Pizza, substitute tostada shells for pizza shells
  • Any Burrito not made with beef, “no tortilla, in a bowl”
  • Pintos and Cheese
  • Black Beans and Rice
  • Chicken or Steak Fiesta Taco Salad, no shell


And finally: if you want to get creative, you can order Crunchy Taco shells all by themselves. I think they’re like 30 cents each. Get three or four of them, order a Nacho Supreme with no chips, break your taco shells in half, dip, and eat for a gluten-free nacho experience.


Go forth, my children. Don’t let gluten keep you from fast food. Your options at the Bell are many–please feel free to take them.


[Know of an “alternative menu” you’d like to see? Need to know which items are dairy-safe or popular with little kids? Shoot me an ask, and I’ll put one together!]

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She was probably the last person Finn expected to see as he walked into Rey’s room. Okay, maybe Kylo Ren or Phasma would be a surprise but- no, no, this lady was definitely more of a surprise. Partially because she was blue.

Partially because he had no idea who she was.

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