sensible-footwear

Right now the rain is pouring down outside, and in my heart.
It’s been a rough week. 

It’s enough to make you want to pack up your troubles in your old satin handbag, bundle yourself in a big, cozy, deep eggplant velvet bathrobe and go to an awards show.

Hey guys! 1996 here. I don’t know what you were doing at the exact moment this picture was being taken, but I know I was probably skipping out of Calculus, on my way to 7-11, listening to Weezer in my friend’s older brother’s Volvo. 

What I was not doing was chilling in a grey velour-upholstered limousine in a flirty plaid casual blazer and sensible business pumps looking like a cheerful, redheaded, oval-glasses-wearing BOSS.

The irony is that this looks suspiciously like Vancouver out the window there so who knows, maybe that’s us in the car.

Are you having a bad day?

Well, just take a gander at this look.
Take your time.

Rest your gaze upon this playful, yet determined half-updo. Contemplate the nonchalance of a partially buttoned flannel shirt dress worn under a cropped leather biker jacket. Please observe the raw jauntiness exhibited by these broken-in Victorian-esque combat boots, providing both sass and ease of mind. Finally, just allow yourself a moment to bask in the all-encompassing optimism of this totally bitchin’ stance.

So, are you SURE you’re having a bad day?

No, you’re not, and you have this look to thank for it.

Legit lines from the script of my upcoming short film
  • K:you are different. You can see through their disguise. You have...sensible footwear.
  • ---
  • K:Surely you can see! They are everywhere. An evil race of otherworldly creatures who have infiltrated our society by disguising themselves...as footwear.
  • ---
  • T:I still don't get it. You're talking about shoes! As in actual footwear?!
  • K:You're damn right son.
  • ---
  • T:I can't do this alone!
  • A:But the prophecy...!
  • T:I don't give a DAMN about the prophecy.
  • A:*dramatic gasp*
  • T:It's 2015. Prophecies don't mean shit!
  • Ki:Look what happened in 2012.
  • A:Nothing happened in 2012.
  • T:Exactly.
  • ---
  • K:The crocs destroyed our last base. We have no idea how they found us. *stares into the camera like in The Office* No idea...
  • ---
  • K:*menacingly* Crocs
  • T:I didn't know you got salties this far south.

kaidonovskys fingers crossed but tbh the only thing keeping me going is the fact that katana actually has sensible footwear and imo a nice costume design

barbarajgordon like even if you don’t care about what’s practical and what’s not you have to admit they’re really ugly like at least black widow’s or even wonder woman’s shoes are not as ugly even if they are completly wrong

theladyofthorns the moment they introduce scandal savage is the moment they win me over tbh

The French caption reads, “The road to the future seems to be paved with gold for the heroine of the cult series Aux frontières du réel (The X-Files, to us),” but we all know that it is actually paved with SENSIBLE HEELS, MESH SWEATERS, LACE, and SHEER BUTTON-UP TOPS.

And, apparently, trench coats stolen from the costume department of The Nanny.

Woman picks worst shoes ever for graduation, falls for 15 solid seconds

This woman wore Lady Gaga-style platform shoes for her graduation, and then spent a legit 15 seconds straight tumbling over. You’re going to watch this video. You’re going to laugh at her falling. You’re going to feel bad for laughing at her falling. You’re human.

The incident happened at a high school and some random lady in the crowd’s reaction of “Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Oh My heart! Oh Lord!” is the best reaction to anything ever.

Graduates, take a lesson from this video and graduate in sensible footwear.

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Woman picks worst shoes ever for graduation, falls for 15 solid seconds

This woman wore Lady Gaga-style platform shoes for her graduation, and then spent a legit 15 seconds straight tumbling over. You’re going to watch this video. You’re going to laugh at her falling. You’re going to feel bad for laughing at her falling. You’re human.

The incident happened at a high school and some random lady in the crowd’s reaction of “Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Oh My heart! Oh Lord!” is the best reaction to anything ever.

Graduates, take a lesson from this video and graduate in sensible footwear.

1-year-olds eat birthday blood cake, but they’re tigers so it’s cool

Guy eats everything on White Castle menu in one sitting for some reason

Tiny rabbit loves milk more than you love anything

‘Black Widow’ title sequence is the superhero spy film of our dreams Read more…

More about Viral Videos, Watercooler, and Videos



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Woman picks worst shoes ever for graduation, falls for 15 solid seconds

This woman wore Lady Gaga-style platform shoes for her graduation, and then spent a legit 15 seconds straight tumbling over. You’re going to watch this video. You’re going to laugh at her falling. You’re going to feel bad for laughing at her falling. You’re human.

The incident happened at a high school and some random lady in the crowd’s reaction of “Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Oh My heart! Oh Lord!” is the best reaction to anything ever.

Graduates, take a lesson from this video and graduate in sensible footwear.

1-year-olds eat birthday blood cake, but they’re tigers so it’s cool

Guy eats everything on White Castle menu in one sitting for some reason

Tiny rabbit loves milk more than you love anything

‘Black Widow’ title sequence is the superhero spy film of our dreams Read more…

More about Viral Videos, Watercooler, and Videos



from Mashable http://ift.tt/1ID2w7y
Woman picks worst shoes ever for graduation, falls for 15 solid seconds

This woman wore Lady Gaga-style platform shoes for her graduation, and then spent a legit 15 seconds straight tumbling over. You’re going to watch this video. You’re going to laugh at her falling. You’re going to feel bad for laughing at her falling. You’re human.

The incident happened at a high school and some random lady in the crowd’s reaction of “Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Oh My heart! Oh Lord!” is the best reaction to anything ever.

Graduates, take a lesson from this video and graduate in sensible footwear.

1-year-olds eat birthday blood cake, but they’re tigers so it’s cool

Guy eats everything on White Castle menu in one sitting for some reason

Tiny rabbit loves milk more than you love anything

‘Black Widow’ title sequence is the superhero spy film of our dreams Read more…

More about Viral Videos, Watercooler, and Videos

from Mashable http://ift.tt/1Fdo72D
Woman picks worst shoes ever for graduation, falls for 15 solid seconds

This woman wore Lady Gaga-style platform shoes for her graduation, and then spent a legit 15 seconds straight tumbling over. You’re going to watch this video. You’re going to laugh at her falling. You’re going to feel bad for laughing at her falling. You’re human.

The incident happened at a high school and some random lady in the crowd’s reaction of “Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Oh My heart! Oh Lord!” is the best reaction to anything ever.

Graduates, take a lesson from this video and graduate in sensible footwear.

1-year-olds eat birthday blood cake, but they’re tigers so it’s cool

Guy eats everything on White Castle menu in one sitting for some reason

Tiny rabbit loves milk more than you love anything

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Day 1 - First Meet with Brian from The Norbury.

My first meet with Brian went well. He was very welcoming and grateful I had contacted for the experience. We kicked things off with a health and safety talk.

The Heath and Safety Talk.

In the talk we covered basic construction safety such as; two people to a ladder, how to use tools in the correct manor, and to be aware of all your surroundings (stage flats in particular). We then went on to clothing. Talking about what clothing and footwear was sensible to wear around the theatre, during set construction particularly, flat shoes that cover top of your foot and have a thick sole, warm clothing that has nothing that could get court in any equipment we would be using. Also hair tired back, but as my hair is so long we came to the conclusion it would be best if i styled it into a plait. Another very important rule was no eating around the construction area. 

Brian then took me on a tour of the theatre, showing me all the fire exits and where to assemble outside in case of a fire. 

Finalising Details. 

After the Health and Safety talk, we sat down and filled out the Experiential Student’s Agreement Form, as well as the Experience Provider’s Agreement Form. I was now ready to start my Experience.