I used to work as a tech-assistant for a program at my library. I had to help senior citizens with computer problems and the like. One day, this smug old man comes in and sets a Mac down in front of me and proceeds to boast about how good Mac is and how up to date he is with technology. After finally figuring out his problem (connection issues), I asked him what internet type he was using (wired or WIFI.) He confidently told me "dial-up." I didn't even know what that was at the time. WTF dude?