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pietrobutts asked:

Twins pretending they can read each others minds just to freak out the other Avengers. "Is it a side-effect of the powers?" Tony asks. "No, we've always been able to do this."

DON’T PLAY WITH ME 

Wanda waiting until Pietro has gone out somewhere and then laughing loudly at the dinner table like “Oh, Pietro just thinks such funny things!”

Using each other as excuses for extra dessert like “Wanda thinks to me that she wants me to bring some cake for her… Also, she is wanting a case of beer and cheese puffs…”

“It’s twin gift, you see. Very common in Sokovia. Is genetic, passed down from generations.” Pietro will explain, Wanda nodding solemnly.

“I must hear her complain from birth til death.”

“I must hear all his filthy thoughts about Captain America.” 

“Well, at LEAST you don’t hear yourself thinking girly thoughts about the Black Widow.” 

“AT LEAST YOU DON’T HAVE TO HEAR THE CONSTANT SEX ON THE MIND, HOW LONG WILL IT BE TIL YOU GROW OUT OF PUBERTY?” 

“This is exhausting even to pretend. We joke.” Pietro will grumble and skulk off.

Ask Questions..

Place a letter in my ask and I’ll answer the question that goes with it.

A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

The derp dragon only wants to be friends.

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Stan:- I don’t want friends, I don’t need friends, and quite frankly, I don’t need anyone sauntering up to my door asking if I can be their friend. My answer will be NO, and it’s not going to change for anyone anytime soon. 

Does everyone understand what I’m saying?

I don’t. Want. Or need. Any goddamn “friends”.

anonymous asked:

Philinda + being nerds

(I like this!)

“We’re actually in a base Peggy Carter was in!”

Phil grinned as Melinda stared around at the Playground with immense awe and happiness. “Thought you’d be happy to hear that.”

“You bet I am, but don’t let the others know.”

“Why do I have to be the one everybody knows is a nerd?”

Send me a ship and a sentence and I’ll write the next five

anonymous asked:

are you kidding? designated male at birth? like, there are male and female, an intersex and other conditions. but sex is a binary. if transgirl means she was born male then they can't be lesbians. Ymir is a female, born female. dont erase that in your delusions that gender is equal to sex or some shit.

this ask is really gross and transphobic and lesbophobic as hell

trans lesbians exist. trans lesbians exist. 

sex is not binary, gender is not binary, and getting all worked up over someone who headcanons a character as a trans lesbian is not cool. trans girl ymir and her girlfriend historia are absolutely lesbians. 

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Hello Lovely Followers! 

I recently reached a follower milestone on my blog and I wanted to thank you all for following me. As a thank you gift I will be accepting writing prompts from my followers and you will get a thank you fic! 

Rules: You must be following me. Must send me the ask as yourself.  Sorry Nonnies… I like to know the person I sent the thank you gift to is happy with their gift.  Use one of the numbers below in the list or if you have another word that you’d like me to use I’ll accept those too. 

Thank you all so much! I’m looking forward to fangirling with you for the finale. Please be on the look out for updates to my fics over the hiatus. I plan to keep things very light and fluffy considering it looks like we are going to have a shocking finale.

Liz

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