semi illegal

anonymous asked:

matt and sam holt invited shiro to go golfing with them once before the kerberos mission can you please describe what happened its for Science™

Matt, Commander Holt, and Shiro go golfing to Bond™ before the Kerberos Mission, oh my god. This is the stuff of dreams.

  • Shiro has never gone golfing once in his life. He was shocked to learn that Arnold Palmer was a real person.
  • Shiro: Hey so do I wear, like, the outfit?
    Matt: What?
    Shiro: You know, the outfit. With the little hat and the white pants that are kinda like capris?
    Matt: ………
    Matt: Yes. You have to wear the outfit. It’s essential to the golfing experience.
  • All three of them wear the Golf Outfits. Commander Holt and Shiro don’t get why Matt is taking so many selfies.
    • Commander Holt is wearing a pea green argyle vest. 
  • They all pile into the golf cart. Shiro insists on driving because he’s the pilot for the mission.
    • Matt and Commander Holt decide their ride doesn’t go fast enough and they make Shiro pull over behind some random shack so they can do semi-illegal modifications to it. They make Shiro stand guard while they prop open the hood.
  • Matt falls into the lake.
  • He does this three times.
  • (TBF, one of those times happened because Shiro chased after him in the golf cart and Matt was scared for his life.)
  • Commander Holt is Ridiculously Strong and keeps whopping his golf balls directly into the sun. And then he can’t find them, so he makes Matt go into the lake to fish up some spares.
    • Commander Holt: Well boys, it appears that I’ve lost my balls :/
    • Shiro: (to Matt) Can he legally say that to us??
  • All three of them are constantly doing the golf clap. Shiro comes out of the bathroom and the Holts are there waiting for him, politely cheering him on.
  • Commander Holt is like. Blatantly cheating. But Matt and Shiro don’t know enough about golf to call him out on it.
    • Commander Holt: Okay, so, because I accidentally hit that bird, that counts as a birdie!
    • Matt: What? That has got to be fake.
    • Commander Holt: Oh yeah? Why else would it be called a birdie, Matt?
    • Shiro: That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about golf to dispute it.
  • Shiro keeps trying to run Matt over with the New And Improved golf cart and Matt flips out and tries to fend it off with his golf clubs. They break. The golf cart remains unyielding.
    • Shiro: WITNESS ME
  • Studyblrs: Aesthetic, tidy desk. Motivational posters. A single shot of espresso. Neatly written notes and diagrams. A single fountain pen.
  • Me: Hasn't slept in three days. Desk is covered in Red Bull cans, semi-illegal brain stimulants and half a bottle of wine. $50 worth of printed out papers covered in my illegible scrawl. Dollar store biros on the floor.
Diamond "GYM" Brady

I worked at Gilded Gym as a greeter and receptionist, I also rang up sales at the store for drinks, snacks, apparel, gym bags, etc.

I had to put up with these muscle bound meatheads hitting on me, or people not showing up for their appointments with their trainers, and the trainers yelling at ME, like it was somehow my fault their client didn’t show up.

There were inconsiderate people who didn’t wipe their sweat off of the equipment after using it, inconsiderate buffoons who didnt pit rhe weighrs back on tje racks when they were done with them (creating tripping hazards), pigs who would make a horrendous mess of the bathrooms, and these bodybuilding asshats that grunted super loud, and wanted everyone to hear it. Those were the worst. They hog the equipment, start fights, and keep shouting “Oh YEAH!” over and over, like the Kool-aid man on steroids.

Speaking of steroids, I sometimes saw these shady characters who hung around, possibly dealing illegal or semi legal “performance enhancement” pills, and illegal or semi legal diet pills. Some of the gym patrons would ask me to hook me up with some of that stuff, but I had nothing to do with that stuff, and I would tell them that. Then they realized that it was another staff member that worked a different shift at the front desk that had those connections and would back off. I reported this to management, as did a few other staff members, but the report fell on deaf ears.

The indoor spas and saunas were never cleaned, people complained to me about their swimsuits or towels smelling foul as a result. Sometimes these idiots would wear their street shoes into spa, sauna, and shower areas, despite being told not to, and it created more filth. The janitorial staff seemed to be AWOL a lot.

Sometimes these people would get locked into membership contracts, and had trouble cancelling them. You have my sympathies for your plight, but it wasn’t MY fault. I don’t sign people up for contracts, I just bring you a duffel bag, smile and say “Welcome” when you signed your membership. Stop screaming at me because you are having trouble getting out of your membership. You’re an adult, you should be able to read the fine print better.

I am not a babysitter or a gamekeeper, yet these gym members would bring their kids or their pets and expect ME to watch them. I’m too busy checking/confirming appointments, ringing up merchandise, answering phones, locating trainers when their clients show up for their appointments, and greeting new members. There are no child care or kennel facilities at this gym, and the membership policies clearly state that no kids or pets are allowed.

Sometimes the locker rooms get burglarized, but it isn’t my fault. I can’t watch the locker rooms, and they aren’t near my workstation, they are farther back in the building and I can’t watch them. I had wished my employers would have hired security guards or attendants to prevent this, but they were too cheap. The robberies seemed to happen on my days off, 9 times out of 10, and yet the members or even the management would scream at the store and reception staff. It wasn’t our fault.

I finally quit after they wanted us to do even more tasks around the gym, for less pay. They wanted us to scrub the equipment, put away the weights, and clean the spa, locker, and bathroom facilities. The maintenance staff just goofed off, hit on me and the rest of the female staff, or gawked at the female gym members. Why should the reception and store staff be forced to do the maintenance staff jobs yet not get paid extra for that?

I heard that location might close down, corporate may bring an investigation if they get enough complaints or if the location loses too much members/money.

The Great Uncle Stan character was sort of like–because it’s a kids’ show, I wanted to have a character who could just be an unrepentant asshole constantly. Like, break rules and do all the things that you’re not supposed to do on a kids’ show. I also just thought there was a funny tension about like, the idea of a character who shouldn’t look after kids looking after kids. Like that’s just really funny to me, somebody who’s like an old bachelor who’s out in the middle of the woods doing semi-illegal things constantly, looking after cute shiny Disney protagonists for a summer.

anonymous asked:

Hey i love your blog ! i think your probably my favorite voltron bloggers out there! anyway what i wanted to say was i thought of this awesome AU idea, ok so imagine a personality swap between lance and keith, or maybe not even like a personality but a role swap. so like keith and hunk were friends and on a team together at the academy and Lance was the one who was kicked out.

O SHIT I LOVE ROLE SWAP AUS. This turned out so long, I am so unbelievably sorry.

  • Okay so first off, I’m gonna start with Lance’s role. For all his flaws, Lance isn’t a bad kid. He wouldn’t be kicked out of the Garrison. No, I’m going to take Lance’s canon-homesickness, and have that be the reason why he leaves.
    • IDK, maybe Lance’s mom gets in an accident/is really sick, and Lance is like I Gotta Be There For My Family. Also, Lance is starting to realize that the Garrison isn’t really living up to his expectations; namely, he kind of sucks as a pilot. So homesickness + stress + an accident back home is ultimately what pushes Lance over the edge, and he heads back home.
  • This would have happened in their first/second year of school, so Lance and Hunk are already friends. They exchange numbers and promise to keep in contact, even though the Garrison probably ‘discourages’ contact with the outside world considering it’s a military based school and everything. Lol. Fuck you Garrison you can’t stop this bromance.
  • I HC that one of the reasons why Keith was booted from the Academy was because he was like Pidge and very ‘vocal’ about how the Kerberos Mission was being covered up. 
    • Except instead of sneaking around like Pidge and hacking, Keith took the more direct and aggressive route and like. Tried to scare the answers out of some government people which obviously was not tolerated so that’s why Keith was booted.
  • Obviously, in this AU Keith manages to cool his jets and stays with the Garrison. But he’s Keith and he doesn’t know when to back down, so I bet he spends the next year saying lowkey mutinous things about the Garrison ALL THE TIME. All of his roommates, including Hunk, are sick of it lol. 
  • Hunk, by virtue of missing Lance, finds himself feeling so lonely that he actually befriends Keith, just so the two of them have someone to actually talk to.
    • Hunk and Keith’s friendship is like… It’s not bad, but it’s nowhere near as comfortable and familiar as Hunk’s and Lance’s was. Hunk is very hesitant and unsure of himself, and Keith has almost zero patience at this point in his life (he’s very stressed about Shiro). Keith snaps a lot and Hunk either withdraws into himself or snaps back. Keith always makes sure to apologize. He’s just not that good at this whole ‘friendship’ thing, which Hunk is very understanding about. Keith has no words to describe how grateful he is that Hunk saw something good enough in him to befriend.
    • If there’s one thing about Keith that Hunk appreciates, it’s that Keith knows how to be quiet. Lance, bless his heart, was not always the greatest listener, but he did offer pretty good advice. Keith is the opposite; he listens to Hunk ramble, and at the end of it awkwardly pats Hunk on the back and says, “That’s rough buddy.” But Keith is trying, and that’s all that matters to Hunk. So yeah. Keith and Hunk are buddies in this AU.
  • Lance and Hunk have semi-illegal Skype chats at least once a week, and once Hunk befriends him Keith starts tagging along because Hunk is TERRIBLE at keeping secrets, and also he wants his two friends to get along! :)
    • Lance is INCENSED that Hunk befriended Keith like first Keith stole Lance’s ‘rightful’ place as the best pilot and now Mullet Head is stealing his best friend? “IS NOTHING SACRED!!!” Lance yells at least ten times the first time they group-Skyped.
    • So at first Keith/Lance are constantly going at it over Skype, arguing and shit, but as the months pass both realize it’s exhausting?? Yelling at someone who is thousands of miles away?? So they both kind of cool off and now nitpick each other out of love. Hunk is thankful.
  • The next school year (the one episode 1 takes place in), Keith and Hunk request to be on the same team. Everyone at the Garrison is like ??? because star pilot Keith wants to partner up with no-name Hunk? Keith could have the pick of the litter and he chooses Hunk??
    • Keith FIGHTS anyone who says Hunk isn’t good enough, because Keith knows that Hunk is brilliant he’s just too nervous to ever say anything, and Keith is so!!! Overprotective of his friend!!! I love him. Sorry this is turning out to be really Heith-y, I’m sorry lol.
  • Anyway. ENTER PIDGE.
  • Okay, so Pidge entering the Garrison happens pretty much as in canon. They go undercover as a boy to infiltrate and find find info about their dad/brother, and in the process find themselves assigned to Keith and Hunk’s team.
    • This is where things start to diverge from canon. Within like five minutes of meeting, Pidge notices that Keith is CONSTANTLY bitching about the Garrison and how they handled the Kerberos Mission. At this point Hunk just knows to nod along and smile, because Keith is a hardcore conspiracy theorist. But Pidge is like:
  • So Pidge and Keith are both like!!!!! Fellow conspiracy theorist!!! The Garrison sucks!!!! But then they both pause and are like wait. Why are you so invested in the Kerberos Mission? And that’s when Pidge spills the beans and Keith spills his beans and Hunk is just like :o
    • Ok the reveal happens over the course of a few months but I digress. Anyway in this AU Keith and Pidge become pretty close because the tightest friendships are the ones that are forged in the fires of SHARED SPITE FOR SOMEONE. #DownWithTheGarrison lol
  • After Keith/Pidge/Hunk become tight, Pidge is invited along to Skype with Lance. Just like in canon, Lance never realizes that Pidge is actually a girl, but because he calls everyone ‘dude’ everyone just assumed that he knew?? And then months later, when Pidge confesses to Allura/Coran (who were supposedly the only two still in the dark) Lance is STILL the only person surprised at the revelation. 
    • “Lance how could you not know we’ve known each other for months??” 
      “Ok in my defense Hunk owns a SHIT webcamera alright that’s my claim and I’m sticking to it”
  • This is becoming really long so I’ll try to wrap it up. The summer before Keith/Pidge/Hunk begin teaming up to #expose the Garrison, back home Lance was beginning to realize that he’d essentially just dropped out of college and he was panicking as he tried to figure out his future. His family was very supportive, but they could only take so much of an anxious Lance, so they basically told him to ‘go on a road trip of self-discovery’ and Lance went.
  • Blah blah blah, Lance goes around the country, every time Hunk has a rare day off at the Garrison Lance always drives down to meet him, etc. But the longer Lance hangs out around the Garrison the more drawn he feels to the desert? (HM I WONDER WHY.)
  • Ok long story short, Lance somehow finds Blue thanks to their soul connection or whatev just in time for Shiro to crash down to Earth, blah blah blah everyone meets up and canon proceeds as normal. There are some changes in how everyone interacts though lol send me another ask if u wanna know more lmao this is so long already
RULES

Ok I’m getting a LIIIIIIIIIIITTLEE tired of everyone submitting stuff that is illegal. I will NOT CONDONE not of age consenting people. Which I set that bar at 15. I will not accept anyone for a sfw or nsfw relationship that is under 14. My reason is simple YOU ARE STILL A YOUNG CHILD. If you cannot be a middle(8-13) you cannot be a little/middle looking for a daddy you are too young and don’t understand things yet(ur also not allowed on this app anyway so GET OFF). Now that being said here’s the other thing. I am sick and tired of changing every ones prefered partner age. It is illegal for any one in the USA to date anyone over 17/18 if they are UNDER 17/18.
Reason: The significant other can and WILL BE charged with stagatory rape, indisincy of a minor, sexual harassment, sexual assault, and many more. The law does not see gender it sees age in these circumstances. If you are 17/18 and dating someone who is 21+ it is also semi illegal as well. That are 21+ which means if you meet in person and someone finds out and reports it they will be charged with maybe the above reasons and possibly intoxication of a minor and a few other probably cause if they find alcohol I’m ur system or not but someone says they do then they most likely will be charged with that. Now that being said. I hope you all understand and stop sending me these and giving me a break. I will be opening a store sometime soon with tails, ears, collars, pacis, and signs. Good luck to you all and blessed be!

anonymous asked:

But doesn’t Nevada have really lenient gun laws though?

Compared to other states yes, but he is still suspected to have modified a semi automatic, which is illegal. Under federal law machine guns considered automatic weapons are tightly regulated and only legal to own if they were made before May 1986 and are registered with the federal government.

Okay, but did anyone else think that Kingsman was basically a Clint/Coulson fic??

- Lower class rebel with abusive parent does illegal/semi-illegal shit
- Suave older man in a suit bails him out and tries to get him to join an espionage agency
- Lower class rebel gets into fights with other agents about his background
- Befriends ruthless woman who becomes his BFF
- Suave older spy gets killed by villain while trying to stop him single handedly
- Angst
- (But everyone in fandom knows suave older spy isn’t actually dead)

+ bonus
- Cute dog lower class rebel has a soft spot for
- Lower class rebel was once in the armed forces
- Samuel L Jackson appears

anonymous asked:

hi, i hope you're feeling better! i've had a pretty stressful week between school and work, so i was wondering if u could request some happy/fluffy jaytim headcanons?

I’m so sorry this is so late babe!! I hope things are lot less crazy and that you’re feeling better now!!! I’ve actually done jaytim headcanons before, but it’s a fun ship and they’re both characters I really enjoy writing about, so have some more:

  • Their first kiss was in the middle of a thunderstorm. They’d been forced to collaborate to stop a certain human trafficking gang, and it left them both beaten and bloody, watching from a rooftop as police officers arrested the criminals. Jason’s nose was bleeding when he turned to Tim with a grin and made a comment about how the rain was like something out of a romance movie.
  • “So what, are you going to kiss me?”
  • “Do you want me to?”
  • “What do you think?”
  • Jason and Stephanie are best friends, which you would think would be awkward for Tim, but he loves it. Stephanie is probably the best third wheel in the world, and the three of them have a lot of crazy semi-illegal adventures that no one is allowed to tell Bruce or Dick about under any circumstances.
  • Jason is highly offended by how few literary classics Tim has read (”Seriously, I thought you said you went to one of the best private schools in Gotham. And you’re telling me To Kill a Mockingbird wasn’t on any of your summer reading lists?”) and his solution is to refuse to cuddle unless Tim lets him read aloud to him.
  • Whenever Tim stays over at Jason’s place, he borrows some of Jason’s clothes to sleep in. They are way too big for him. It’s adorable. Jason is struggling.
  • This does not work in reverse, because Tim’s clothes are all way too small for tall, beefy Jason. So when Jason stays over at Tim’s, he has to sleep in just his boxers and Tim s u f f e r s
  • At first Jason is under constant scrutiny from Batdad and Nightbro, because they’re just waiting for him to do Tim wrong, but he actually treats him really, really well??? Their relationship also helps to clear the bad blood between Jason and the Batfamily and allow him to work more closely with them. 
  • Who knew that the infamous Red Hood was one for romantic gestures? Sure, the roses were probably purchased with drug money, but it’s the thought that counts. 

anonymous asked:

Any reasons why a princess don't want to be one?

any ideas why a princess would become a criminal or thief?

why would Person X hunt the princess? what does person X want from the princess or did the princess something that person X didn’t like?

(These were all sent in as separate questions anonymously but I have a feeling they’re all from the same person)

  • A princess who has a taste for rebelling and breaking the law becomes a thief, but one night she steals something for someone she should not have stolen from. It doesn’t help that this person already has a burning hatred for the royal family.
  • The princess feels that she’s been groomed for a future she can’t handle. She sneaks out one night and befriends a thief, then regularly goes to hang out with her. This thief lets it slip to other less friendly criminals that he meets the princess sometimes. 
  • The princess wants to be someone, to travel, to learn, but she’s kept on a leash. She leaves and survives through some semi-illegal ways and builds a following, like her own mini kingdom in a small village. The people that used to run this village aren’t happy.

Mix and match and expand or change as you’d like.

Hey, if you believe you have a good parent, please please please appreciate them. Ive seen way too much of my brother screaming at my parents because he did some stupid semi-illegal shit and he got repercussions. you also need to be critical of them, saying full stop, “this makes me uncomfortable. please stop.” and if theyre reaction isnt “Okay, sorry for invading your privacy” theres something wrong and you need to tell someone

If...Then Expanded Orange is the New Black Edition

So I’m still trying to catch up with Orange is the New Black and, in honor of my new obsession, this post is dedicated to recommend books based on your favorite Litchfield inmate. (note: I haven’t read 100% of these which sounds lazy, but they have been recommended to me by trusted advisors.)

If your favorite inmate is Piper Chapman

She is the protagonist after all. You love the culture clash between her experiences as a Brooklyn yuppie and her poorer fellow inmates. To learn more about her in real life, why not try reading Orange is the New Black by Piper Kerman, the book that started it all?

If your favorite inmate is Alex Vause…

You have a weakness for hot ladies that spend their lives jetsetting around the globe and doing illegal or semi-legal things. For you, the glamour outweighs the risk. Why not try Some Girls: My Life in a Harem by Jillian Lauren, who found herself in the harem of the sultan of Brunei? Not an intellectual read, but fun and reminiscent of a certain expensive lifestyle Ms. Vause enjoyed.

If your favorite inmate was Vee…

Are you Suzanne by any chance? All jokes aside, you don’t necessarily like Vee as a person, but you admire the way she manipulates everyone around her. You’re interested in the way her twisted psychopathic mind works. You should try A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, which takes us into the mind of a similar psychopathic criminal and asks hard questions about how people become that way and can they really be changed. Not an easy read.

If your favorite inmate is Red…

You are slightly intimidated by her. but admire her ingenuity, no nonsense attitude and quest for power. In her desire to obtain power in the prison which hurts those she loves, she resembles lady Macbeth in Shakespeare’s Macbeth. If you want a more sympathetic portrayal of lady Macbeth, try Caroline B. Cooney’s Enter Three Witches, a children’s retelling of the play but still one of my favorite books.

If your favorite inmate is Taystee…

Poor Taystee never had a chance. Underneath her optimistic exterior lies a child who was screwed over by the system and was so desperate to leave foster care and have a real family that she turned to Vee. If you wanted a happier ending for her (and who doesn’t?) read The Pinballs by Betsy Byars, about three kids stuck in foster care that get the happy ending Taystee always wanted. It’s a children’s book but worth it.

If your favorite inmate is Poussey…

Although she also plays the clown, Poussey has faced a lot of prejudice in her young life, as heartbreakingly shown in the flashback where the homophobic German commander suggested her father send her to a “de-gaying” camp. To read about a girl in a similar situation, try The Miseducation of Cameron Post, which has one of few queer romances in YA lit and has a similar voice.

If your favorite inmate is Janay…

Janay’s backstory probably broke my heart the most because she almost got out but then threw away her athletic scholarship for a boy.  Similarly, the protagonist of Teenie by Anthony Guest is offered an academic scholarship to study abroad, but is torn when a local boy starts paying more attention to her. 

If your favorite inmate is Suzanne…

Everyone dismisses her as “Crazy Eyes,” but Suzanne is incredibly intelligent and her words often sound like poetry. Had she been in another situation (read: had she been white) she would have been ‘eccentric.’ Bronx Masquerade by Nikki Grimes is a beautifully written, poetic book about a group of teens in the Bronx participating in a poetry slam. The beauty in their poetry is like the full garden rose Suzanne is.

If your favorite inmate is Nicky…

To quote the Velvet Underground, “Heroin/it’s my life/it’s my wife.” Nicky admitted that she was still married to heroin and that was what brought her downfall. Although she was often the comic relief of the show, she showed that addiction is no laughing matter and condemns a system that incarcerates addicts instead of treating them. For an equally harrowing account of addiction, read Go Ask Alice by Anonymous. Although recently it has been discredited as propaganda to get kids to not use drugs, it sure is effective.

If your favorite inmate is Morello…

You never quite know what to do with Morello and you’re never quite sure when she’s being honest. She’s charming, she’s beautiful and she’s so difficult to figure out. For another book that spins you around on the roller coaster of truth, try Code Name: Verity by Elizabeth Wein. Bonus: the novel is set during World War II, and Morello with her rag curls and lipstick would fit right in there.

If your favorite inmate is Boo:

Boo is unapologetically butch, to quote her arm tattoo, and she has fought long and hard to be where she is now. Alison Bechdel’s (yes, that Bechdel) graphic memoir also deals with the struggles of family and being who you are. It is also required reading for queer girls. I do not make the rules. (I also have not read it yet and should probably get my bi card revoked)

If your favorite inmate is Daya…

Ah, poor romantic Daya trying to make her romance with Bennett work despite the prison system. To read more prison romance, try Upstate by Kalisha Buckhanon. Although this is between an inmate and his girlfriend outside, not a guard, it still portrays the way holding on to love in a jail cell is hard.

If your favorite inmate is Flaca….

Gothic Flaca with her perfect eyeliner clashes with her mother, who (quite reasonably) asks her to help her out around the house. At its heart, Flaca’s story is about belonging and finding a family that doesn’t stifle who you are. To read more about the difficulty of growing up in family, try How the Garcia Girls Lost their Accents by Julia Alvarez. 

If your favorite inmate is Sophia…

The biggest tragedy of Sophia’s story for me is that she worked so hard to get to be her true self that she wound up in jail, which stifles all individuality. Unfortunately, there are few books featuring trans protagonists, but one of my favorites is Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides, about an intersex individual assigned female at birth that transitions to male later in life. His struggles to be his true self in the face of a radically changing society of the mid 20th century that wasn’t radical enough to accept him and in the face of his traditional Greek family mirror Sophia’s own struggles with acceptance.

If your favorite inmate is Brook…

Brook takes some getting used to, and her hippie sensibilities can be grating, but her kindness is endearing and she really does have some good points. The required reading for any college-educated radical seems to be Siddhartha by Herman Hesse, and I guarantee you that she has read it at some point.

If your favorite inmate is Chang…

Chang is probably my favorite. She takes no shit, has a straightforward, resourceful outlook on life, and is so fucking badass. To my fellow Chang-lovers, I’d recommend The Kitchen God’s Wife by Amy Tan, a book about a mother and daughter, the culture clashes they navigate, the men in their life, and how still waters truly run deep.

This got way longer than I expected but I’m passionate about this ok.

consuelodoodles  asked:

What is Shadow the Hedgehog's biggest guilty pleasure food?

(I didn’t forget– still got a bunch of these GOTF questions to go through! I’ll try to ramp it up over the weekend, get through a bunch)

As an unexpected side effect of his age, Shadow’s palette has become desensitized to most flavors and flavor combinations. So when he’s looking for something interesting or enjoyable, he usually goes for extremes– like “this is probably corroding your internal organs” extreme. Extremely aged or pickled meats/fish (like the “buried in a hole for six months” sort), cheese that has maggots in it, super-spicy peppers– trouble being, these are all expensive (or semi-illegal) gourmet items, and Shadow is a huge cheapskate. 

So, that means he’s either got to buy in bulk and/or make “interesting” combinations with more readily-available food. Shadow’s current favorite is putting peanut butter on supermarket sushi, and soaking it in energy drinks. And since when he wants food he usually wants a LOT of it, picture him buying that stuff like this:

The small child on the cart is Silver. Sonic has been missing since they passed the shoe aisle.

Also, to answer Shadowluver1242′s related question, we don’t currently have plans to show Shadow’s “eating day” (unfortunately), but if it comes up I’d love to mess around with the concept some more!

Saviors Trivia Dump

Because someone on my stream was saying that they really enjoyed when I just poured out a bunch of random details about my stories.  So here.  Have some trivia, I guess? XD

  • The geneticist who created the first generation of clones was an eccentric billionaire with severely dissociated separate personalities, one male and one female.  Overall, they went by the name of Dr. Calmasis.

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