sell the kids for food

you know, young hanzo in general looks very ugly and bad, but, older hanzo with young hanzo hair looks like hes a washed up member of a nineties band with a cult following and regularly commits DUISs and doesn’t really have a job and lives in a van with wolves painted on it and hangs out in front of your local vape store  and his only source of money is residuals from his band days and when hes a substitute drum teacher for band at the local high school. He looks like he legally changed his middle name to “werewolf.” he looks like he sells weed to the kids that he substitute teaches. He looks like his only foods are energy drinks and old pizzas that the vape store guy,( who is the only human he ever interacts with) didn’t want. He looks like he spent 3 years as a part of a cult in the new mexico desert. he looks like he has a collection of Nirvana albums that he sleeps on in his wolf van. He looks like he would have a piercing on his dick. He looks like hes divorced 8 women, one of whom was the lead singer’s girlfriend in  the band that he was in in the nineties and was the cause of the band’s break up. he looks bad.  

This one might offend so I apologise if it does. To preface, I am autistic and therefore know very well what it is like to be an autistic child.

Twice now, we’ve had mothers complain about our food selection because “my son is autistic and he’ll only eat certain foods.” One of them yesterday suggested we should sell more “simple” foods for autistic children. Okay, yes, I understand that autistic kids are picky eaters. Like I said, I was an autistic kid once - I was a picky eater and I still am. But we literally sell the plainest foods you can imagine. We sell kids sandwiches which have just ham, or just jam, or just cheese. We sell jacket potatoes! There is nothing plainer than a potato! But apparently that’s not good enough because we don’t have chips. The amount it would cost to get the chips in and fry them and get an extra staff member in to do it is not cost effective at all. Also, like, this is a café. Cafés don’t generally sell chips. We’re also inside an attraction, so if you’re taking your picky eater son out to an attraction, maybe bring food you know he’ll like? Just a suggestion.

Also, one of my biggest pet peeves - people asking if we have food that is clearly not on the menu. “Do you have chips?” Yeah, we do, love, we just don’t list it on the menu 🙄

anonymous asked:

I've read a couple of days ago something about Even and isak adopting a baby and after yesterday I can't stop thinking of Evak as a family.Like Isak's the one working,he's like a scientist or something,he earns enough to support their family and Even is that parent that organizes events for their kids and he's hosting meetings with the other parents talking about how many cookies the kids should sell,but he's also making little movies about what's best for kids,like food and things like this.

this is too real

signs as calum hood quotes
  • Aries: "why would I risk my life to cross the road it's called common sense motherfucker i'm out"
  • Taurus: "sorry for my illiteracy, I dropped out of school for this band"
  • Gemini: "sell the kids for food"
  • Cancer: "least ya know what it looks like now"
  • Leo: "i want to have sex with michael clifford but he won't let me"
  • Virgo: "RT if you're a Michael girl"
  • Libra: "what fruit that has amnesia? Pineapple bc it's not pine at all"
  • Scorpio: "i'm not here to touch your penis, i'm here to touch your heart"
  • Sagittarius: "i hate the word moist, it just makes everyone in the room uncomfortable"
  • Capricorn: "stop tweeting me the word moist"
  • Aquarius: "why are you up in my grill i don't barbecue bitches"
  • Pisces: "I'm sorry I called you bitchatchos.. I don't know what came over me"
The Signs As Nirvana Lyrics.
  • Aries: I'll take advantage while you hang me out to dry.
  • Taurus: Forever in debt to your priceless advice.
  • Gemini: I love myself better than you, I know it's wrong, so what should I do?
  • Cancer: I'm worse at what I do best, and for this gift, I feel blessed.
  • Leo: Sell the kids for food, weather changes moods.
  • Virgo: Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more.
  • Libra: I'm so lonely, but that's okay.
  • Scorpio: I'm not like them, but I can pretend.
  • Sagittarius: One baby to another says, I'm lucky to have met you.
  • Capricorn: And if you save yourself, you will make him happy.
  • Aquarius: In the sun I feel as one.
  • Pisces: If you wouldn't care, I would like to leave, and if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe.
5sos favorite quotes
  • Ashton: "Tadpoles are baby turtles!" "Michael you are yelling!!" "Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog." "When you've got nothing you have a lot to fight for." "I WILL NOT GET A HAIRCUT" "A girl flashed me today so I flashed her back." "Canadians speak french?!!??" "I just swore, you can't post this anywhere!" "Holy balls cockatoo" "I look like my mum"
  • Calum: "Least ya know what it looks like now." "Sell the kids for food." "You can't let the time slip, you gotta just live in the moment." "Did I invite you to my barbecue? No? So why are you all up in my grill?" "I'm tight and I'm bright." "Cuddle???" "I just took an online viking test." "Today or tomorrow it had a bom on it and it blowd up. THE END" "fuck you guys for not telling me"
  • Luke: "I hate this band." "I'm a ballerina." "Guys, I'm really trying here..." "I lub you." "You can't sit with us." "#votw5sos cause we love to party- I laughed for 10 minutes, #vote5sos sorry" "Find something that makes you happy and don't let anyone take it away from you." "I don't know what to do." "I love Michael." "Snapback Michael gives me life." <strike>"Why's my penis so bent and weird?"</strike> "Calum is daddy af"
  • Michael: "Shut up, Luke." "I do what I want, I'm punk rock." "Can you see me on there? [yeah] Can you see me? [yeah yeah yeah it's on there] You can't see me, can you? [yeah i can] Can you? [yeah] Promise? [i promise] See my face? [yeah] Is it on there? [yeah] Okay." "I am currently painting, wtf" "Got white paint on my shirt. AND IT LOOKS LIKE SEMEN HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHDHEHEHEHHEHELOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOOLL"

sad naruto headcanon where the reason why ramen is naruto’s favorite food is not because he inherited the fondness over the food from either of his parents. no. it was because it was the only thing that somebody didn't refuse to sell him when he was a kid. it was the only food he could get his hands on when he was a kid without somebody cursing him or shooing him away or throwing something at him.

like one day he just passed ichiraku and teuchi saw this small child looking underfed and on a whim just offered him ramen and the moment naruto tasted it he just thought it was the most delicious thing he had ever eaten in his life.

u know when 5sos tweet song lyrics and people post screen shots of it like trying to figure out what they meant by it but like there song lyrics???? like michael’s “i almost wish you would have loved me too” is a bowling for soup song and calum’s “sell the kids for food” is nirvana lyrics like how do people not i’m jus t like.. i don’t.. eVEn… likE.. but høW???

Nirvana Songs for the Zodiac Signs

Aries >> In Bloom

Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun

Taurus >> About a Girl

I need an easy friend
I do, With an ear to lend
I do, Think you fit this shoe
I do, But DO you have a clue?

Gemini >> I Smell Sex and Candy

Hangin’ ‘round downtown by myself
And I had so much time
To sit and think about myself
And then there she was
Like double cherry pie
Yeah, there she was
Like disco superfly

Cancer >> Come As You Are

Take your time, hurry up
The choice is yours, don’t be late
Take a rest as a friend
As an old

Memoria, memoria
Memoria, memoria

Leo >> Pennyroyal Tea

sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that’s inside of me
sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I’m anemic royalty

Virgo >> All Apologies

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything`s my fault
I’ll take all the blame
I’ll proceed from shame
Sunburn with freezer burn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy

Libra >> Sappy

And if you fool yourself
You will make him happy
He’ll keep you in a jar
Then you’ll think you’re happy

Scorpio >> Frances Farmer Will Get Her Revenge on Seattle

She’ll come back as fire
To burn all the liars
Leave a blanket of ash on the ground

Sagittarius >> Sam Smith

This moment has caused a reaction
Resulting in a reattachment
Will you take me to Nirvana?
I don’t think this will last
'Cause you’re here in my arms

Capricorn >> The Man Who Sold the World

Who knows? Not me
I never lost control
You’re face to face
With the Man who Sold the World

Aquarius >> Smells Like Teen Spirit

I’m worse at what I do best,
And for this gift I feel blessed.
Our little group (tribe) has always been,
And always will until the end.

Pisces >> Lithium

I’m so happy. Cause today I found my friends.
They’re in my head. I’m so ugly. But that’s ok.
'Cause so are you. We’ve broke our mirrors.
Sunday morning. Is everyday for all I care.
And I’m not scared. Light my candles. In a daze cause I’ve found god.

*lyrics from lyricsmode, songlyrics, metrolyrics, and sing365*

xoxo Helen

I’m not an old timey bartender and you’re not a cowboy buying a bottle of whiskey. You’re an old white dude and I’m a kid selling you fast food tacos. So don’t throw your money on the counter. You’re not cool and I don’t feel like counting your random assortment of small coins

#don’t tell individual people that they need to lose weight #fight corn subsidies #fight soy subsidies #push for affordable fresh produce #make exercise in schools genuine not traumatic #give kids free and genuinely nutritious lunch #sell ready made food that isn’t dreadful for the human body #raise the minimum wage #push for reasonable hours and a reasonable work week #build safe parks #push for quality government supported childcare #then you can tell me how concerned you are for our population’s health

anonymous asked:

i just wanna say that one "quote" you did with calum that says "sell the kids for food -calum" he didnt say that, thats a nirvana song lyric. lol get your facts straight.

hi, I’m aware of the lyrics, however I like to take their twitter posts for quotes. You don’t need to be rude. 

Sell the Kids for Food (Calum)

“For sale: Piper for 2 burritos” you read the tweet out loud to yourself before marching down the stairs. You walked into your living room where Calum was watching tv with your daughter, Piper. 

You stood next to the tv, arms crossed across your chest. “Mama, is daddy in trouble AGAIN?” your daughter asked you. “Maybe” you told her and looked to Calum. He had a knowing smirk on his face. “Do you want to tell your daughter about your tweet?” you asked him. He looked at her and then back to you.

“What is it daddy?” she asked. He opened twitter on his phone and tossed it gently to Piper. “Read it Pipes” he said, challenging you with a look. “Calum” you warned. Piper was staring at the phone she was holding in her little hands, she was only four years old, you knew she wouldn’t be able to read it. 

You took Calum’s phone from Piper and handed it back to him. “It says ‘For sale: Piper for 2 burritos’” he read. She looked at him, her jaw dropped. “I’d never really sell you Pipes. It’s a joke” he explained. 

There was a long silence, Piper looked like she was thinking. “I get it” she finally said. “What?” you asked her. Then she sang “Sell the kids for food, weather changes moods”. Calum had a proud look on his face. You stared at the two of them in disbelief. 

“So did anyone offer to buy me?” Piper asked and Calum laughed. You couldn’t believe they were bonding over this.

Ayy. This is for 4lilcuties

The Signs as Calum Hood Quotes

Aries: “Luke was killed in my dream last night. I killed the guy who killed him.”

Taurus: 

Gemini: “Free Vegemite? Don’t play me.” 

Cancer: “Super happy to have you guys in my life.”

Leo: “I love falling in love with new music.” 

Virgo:  

Libra: “Sell the kids for food.”

Scorpio: “Read the fucking card” 

Sagittarius: “Just live right now and be yourself, it doesn’t matter if it’s good enough for someone else.” 

Capricorn:  “I just wanna write and play music.”

Aquarius: “I saw kittens today and I regret not stealing one.” 

Pisces: “Forgot how much it hurts to leave family..”