Honestly the funniest thing about Caesar is that he has 4 Intelligence and fancies himself the most intellectual man in the wasteland.
Fantastic, and even Ricky, the too-dumb-to-live “vault dweller” working for Happy Trails Caravan, each have 6 Intelligence. They’re both smarter than Caesar.
Caesar is over the moon about Arcade in the bad ending where you sell Arcade to him because at long last he has found an intellectual equal, a worthy sparring partner in the arena of wit and philosophy. Arcade, who has 10 intelligence to Caesar’s 4.
Caesar is a strawman socialist incel on Reddit writing verbose multi-paragraph posts about the flat earth, the “scientifically proven” genetic superiority of the white cis male, the insidious Gay Agenda™, and the myth of the female orgasm, with thesaurus dot com open in another tab.
He’s citing unsupported pseudoscholarly articles by other incels with no credentials because they use big words to “obliterate” the opposition. He’s the guy that gets really condescending when you don’t agree with him because you’re just a brainwashed sheeple and you’re obviously not on his level of critical thinking.
He’s also the guy who will instantly latch onto your every typo and misplaced comma to invalidate your argument instead of providing a legitimate counterpoint because your poor grammar proves you are obviously too dumb to argue with.
He’s 31 flavors of headass wrapped in egomania and he has fucking 4 Intelligence I love it.
River is a straightforward thinker who always has a
tangible result in mind, whether that involves “killing Hitler” or marrying an
alien robot, so she can steal an exotic diamond from him and sell it on the
black market. She often maddens the Doctor because she refuses to tell him
anything (“Spoilers!”) while her method tends to be direct – why think about
it, when you can blast a hole through the door and fling yourself into space?
River has total confidence in her ability to think her way out of any
situation, and has a continual, ongoing struggle with her emotions, as she
realizes she has feelings for the Doctor, she does not want to kill him after
all (despite her programming from childhood), and has to deal with his “abandonment”
of her as he explores the galaxy with other companions. Her inferior Fi shows
in her lack of interest for the common good of strangers, but her strong and
intense need to protect the people she cares about most, while often denying
the strength of her own feelings.
She visualizes what she wants and orients herself and the
environment to make it happen, with the result that she sometimes gets herself
into messes – but her tert-Se recklessness and love for danger means she never
freaks out about it. River uses violence to protect herself and achieve what
she wants whenever she must fight or flee; she confidently uses her body to
seduce, beguile, threaten, and influence people. River has a quick mind, and
figures out elements of the Doctor’s personality he would rather she not know,
but spends a lot of time in a Se loop, as she pursues adventure, wanting more
and more experiences, and accumulating vast knowledge, while having a keen
sense of time and her role in it; she senses her own impending death as the end
Traits: cunning, resourcefulness, and ambition.
River started out as a teenager breaking the rules in
pursuit of her own greater ambitions. She used cunning to manipulate Amy and
Rory and become their friend, so she could gain access to the Doctor. She uses
any and all methods at her disposal to pursue what she wants, from knockout
lipstick to figuring out how to hot-wire and fly the TARDIS.
I was listening to the TFA audiobook yesterday and Unkar says
something similar to Rey about how she’s nothing and no one when she
refuses to sell him BB-8. She emphasizes that she doesn’t want to be
Unkar’s little scavenger girl and those comments he makes are meant to cut her down as nothing if she’s not his little scavenger girl.
I’m just saying Rey has a pattern of people trying to control her by attacking her insecurities of being no one to anyone but it’s untrue.
Maybe it’s just because I’m asexual or because I usually lean more towards the feminine type for aesthetic attraction but… Uh… What the fuck, fandom? Why do you want to fuck Vlastomil? He looks like a leprechaun/garden gnome/elf who would follow you around with a lute and play/sing horribly off-key and incredibly loudly until you sell him your soul or your firstborn.
WAIT how did indigo try to sell chompers several times mdkdjkf What's The Full Story
Basically Indigo has a lot of connections with everybody and his ex boyfriend tried to convince him to sell Chompers to get more money, bc dragons are so expensive.
Also Chompers has a habit of going to his home uninvited and dumping shit she finds in his house bc Viris had to train her to stop doing it at their place.
So he’d just take her and try to sell her off at the market place. But every fucking time Viris would track him there and just brush it off as “oh classic indigo! Taking care of my baby”.
He just ended up quitting because 1) he didn’t want to hurt Viris 2) he knows Cerise wouldn’t forgive him if he did and 3) literally no one was going to buy an acid spitting dragon that bleeds out of its eyes when threatened
I saw a pic with Mishima in his full gym clothes and he was so cute this monster happened
anyway I feel like someone as tiny as Mishima playing sports would be so cute to watch? I like to think he’s pretty decent at it since he was in a sports club (I assume to stand out, but well things didn’t work out.… .)
i also like to think of Ryuji as the Tired Best Friend who knows Akira has a crush on Mishima but has to watch Mishima unknowingly side-step all the damn time (gdi ryuji, blocking me at the school fest too)
btw what I loved about valkyrie’s plot in Ragnarok is that it was such a male plot usually? she rolls up drunk, shoots up a bunch of people, owns thor, sells him, then we realise she is drowning her sorrows and is actually a fallen hero, and she then gets a redemption ark???? is that not every male outlaw with a heart of gold???