selfies are the worst

I deleted my worst selfies from my “/self” tag so now if any bitch wants to mock my appearance again they’ve only got decent pics to work with

I mean, all his selfies already look sad AF and he’s mostly miserable in them….but the selfie tonight is next level sad. He looks so fucking unhappy. 

This is probably the worst sad selfie yet…in a sea of sad selfies. Think about that. 

In the context of him posting this while supposedly being on a romantic holiday away with his gf, this is extremely ironic and pointed. Shouldn’t he be the happiest and all loved up right now? 

I’d be laughing if I didn’t feel so heartbroken for Louis and him having to go through this stunt again. 

Photo tech problems

Me: takes a passport pic for customer, shows them the result.
Cust: “I don’t like it, can we take it again?“
Me: “Sure, how’s this one?”
Cust: “Eww nooo, can we take it again?”
Me: “How about this one?”
Cust: “No”
Me: “How’s this?”
Cust: “No”
Me: “This one’s nice.”
Cust: “Eww no.”
Me: “This one?”
Cust: “No”
Me: ?
Cust: “No”
Me: ?
Cust: “No”

(30 years later)

Me: ?
Customer: “Eww NO!!!”