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Shared house traits

Gryffindor & Hufflepuff
-sweet summer child
-close, intimate, heartbreak mending hugs
-giggles “that’s what she said”
-likelihood you’ll fall in love with them +9999999%
-probably still owns a stuffed toy

Ravenclaw & Slytherin
-already wrote an encyclopedia on all the ways they’re better than you
-judging you not-so-silently
-“my words are both poison and exilir. tempt me, if you dare.”
-intimidating at first bUT THEYRE ACTUAL CINNAMON ROLLS
-“aw you didn’t have to do that!-…what do you want?”
-too many trust issues, someone just HUG THEM

Gryffindor & Ravenclaw
-already stalked you on all your social media accounts
-board games. video games. gaaames. 
-always has a mess. somehow knows where everything is. 
-BUSY. friends, hobbies, school/work, internet til 2am, busy.
-PUNS

Slytherin & Hufflepuff
-knows who they will search for first during the apocalypse
-“i trust you with my life. don’t let me down”
-literally gives the best first impressions
-it’s actually a little scary how much they could be hiding
-work, work, work, workwork

Hufflepuff & Ravenclaw
-“god you’re so fucking weird and i love it”
-that friend who never yells at anyone until they do and everyone is terrified
-my otp is better than yours
-“rules were not made to be broken unless i say so”
-happier when all is peaceful and quiet

Gryffindor & Slytherin
-“NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN YOU CALM DOWN”
-that friend that shares all the hot selfies they find. (bless them)
-has never made a good decision after 2am
-*loses something* *blames it on you* *finds it 2min later with their stuff*
-selfie game too strong

fav little BTS things:
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As long as we’re together, does it matter

where we go?

(Road trip with Yongguk moodboard  - better not let him drive yet though)


tagged by my lovely @daehdream thanks ❣

idk who to tag, anyone who sees this you’re tagged

chensung headcanons
  • chensung is actually one of the cutest ships to ever exist sorry i dont make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • the ‘first love’ relationship dynamic
  • it’s like puppy love except it’s amplified by a billion
  • the relationship where they think theyll be together forever because they genuinely have not loved anyone more than they love each other
  • they’d honestly and truly put their life on the line for each other
  • theyre so naive and they dont know a lot but they do know that they love each other more than anything
  • they just click so naturally and can just roam the world for days on end without getting tired of each other
  • chenle luVS HUGS
  • WILL FALL INTO JISUNG’S ARMS ANYTIME ANYDAY
  • “hey chen what do we have for homewoRK- aaaand ur in my arms and we are hugging”
  • THE PLAYFUL RELATIONSHIP
  • probably tasers each other for fun
  • if you dont know what i mean by taser i just mean jabbing each other on the side like theyre being ‘shocked’ idek i just realized people might not know what thAT MEANT
  • like have you seen them resting their hands on each other’s thighs
  • chenle probably does that out of instinct now
  • he’s just so used to it and he wont get any reaction from jisung unless he squeezes his thighs
  • *aggressive thigh squeezing war*
  • that sounds bad
  • sleEPOVERS IN THE LIVING ROOM
  • CONFIRMED, SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES 
  • they dont cuddle bc theyre still young and awkward
  • ok jisung’s still young and awkward
  • chenle hugs onto jisung like a koala bear
  • he swings his leg over jisung and wraps his arms around him and just buries his face in his neck and aHH BOYFRIENDS
  • COMPLIMENTS EACH OTHER UNTIL EVERYONE TELLS THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • HONESTLY AND TRULY, THE TYPE OF COUPLE TO GO “u hang up” “no u hang up!!” “no U hang up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
  • supportive bfs who cheer each other on like their life depend on it
  • i feel like when they hug, chenle pretends to be a smol bit shorter so his head is like right by jisung’s chest and jisung can just hold him like that and ruffle his hair and it gives him easier access to kiss chen’s head oh my gosh
  • they give each other The Look™️️ that makes the other burst into laughter
  • jisung lives for chenle’s cute giggles and his OHMAIGADs
  • THEIR !!!!!!!! HAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIFFERENCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • sometimes in the middle of the night when they have their living room sleepovers, jisung will take chenle’s hand and just hold them together to see the difference
  • and chenle probably laughs and tells him to fuck off but jisung always laces their hands together and peppers kisses all over chenle’s face
  • “im the hyung in this relationship” “shut the fuck up jisung before i smack that ugly ass smirk off your face” “>:((((((((((((((((((((((((“
  • chensung are like markhyuck in the ‘ur my best friend for life and im dating u’ relationship but chensung’s so much softer
  • markhyuck are like blazing stars in the middle of the night, spontaneous and unpredictable but chensung are soft and slow like the early mornings when everything’s still hazy and mangled
  • they probably havent had their first real kiss yet
  • like sure jisung kisses chenle’s forehead and chenle kisses jisung’s cheek and all that cute shit but theyre probably too afraid to kiss each other on the lips
  • that or chenle’s waiting for jisung to pull the first move
  • “angery reacts only >:((((” “shut the FUCK up jisung omg”
  • chenle calls jisung baobei and refuses to tell jisung why so he ends up asking renjun and turns bright red every time chenle calls him that
  • chenle !!! teaching !!!! jisung chinese !!!!!!!!
  • their selfie game is 2 strong and it scares the other members
  • hugs to make up for everything
  • at least that’s how chenle apologiZES 
  • jisung’s the type to stare at chenle dreamily like he’s in some kdrama and he’s the soft cute lead
  • and everybody knows when he’s just completely out of it
  • his eyes just melt into this soft brown and this smolsmolsmol smile just sticks to his face
  • and every time chenle catches him in the act, jisung just laughs and so does chenle and they just find their way to each other
  • ok jisung probably makes chenle play video games with him and gets mad when chenle kicks his ass
  • “I THOUGHT YOUVE NEVER PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE” “i havent!!!”
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THREE MONTH PROGRESS

I did not feel like doing one of these today because my mirror selfie game has been strong this week and it felt unnecessary BUT today is actually kind of a big deal. 1: one year ago today I started lizzielosing (though at the time it was lizzieketo) and that is making me feel all kinds of things. 2: On January 1st (my “before” picture day) I was determined that this weight loss challenge was going to end today, after 3 months. I wrote all sorts of essays to myself about how 3 months wasn’t that long, I was going to hermit myself for winter and be all hot and sexy by Spring, yada yada. 3: I haven’t posted a sincere progress side by side in 3 weeks and a month just ended so here we are. I am adding bold text highlights to make this word-explosion appear more interesting.

I gained 2 pounds this week because I’ve been lazy, but since Jan 1st I’ve lost around 8-10 stubborn pounds and am still about 10 pounds away from one of my goal weights. (I fluctuate between 125 pounds and 127.) 2 inches have been lost from the waist and 2 from the hips. I’m actually pretty much halfway to all of my goals after 3 months. Obviously I wish I was 100% there and ready to maintain at 110-115 pounds, but if these months have taught me anything it’s that even with the best intentions I still screw up at least once a week and maybe that’s OK! Things are still changing in the right direction, and that matters. 

I feel like the first few weeks my body really dropped a lot of fat and my progress looks less and less noticeable each week because it’s more muscle toning+bone-revealing, but I feel generally hotter! The increasing frequency of selfies on this site is a testament to that. Those shorts are now baggy and sit below the belly button, which they’re not supposed to do and now do because they’re too big. My tits got smaller but they look better so it’s all good. Hips/saddlebags finally, slowly shrinking. I don’t know. Again, wish I was already there after 3 months but staying positive. I’m going to try and not drink at all this week because it truly is the only thing holding me back at this point. I’m not setting a new date for my goal weight just yet, but it took me 3 months to get here so realistically June-ish I should hit my goal weight…but we’ll see! Thanks for sticking with me, gang. (and today a special, loving shoutout to @alittlebitofketo and @ketokee both of whom I have now been interacting with for ONE YEAR TODAY and both of whom have made fucking outstanding progress in the last year and are a huge inspiration to me.)