0 effort was put into these post-work selfies they only exist bcos my dad gave me grief about wearing a pink crown i got from work so i am responding by posting crappy selfies of me, a trans guy, in a pink crown, online for the whole world to see

So, I was going to do a Build-A-Bride look to kinda represent the roles women are forced to be in, like I was gonna be stitched and bloodied into a “perfect little bride”.

But then I got bored. And this happened. Someone give me a name for it.

so what if it’s all $1 bills i’m allowed to feel rich

only thing is they didn’t tell me if they’re already taxed or if i have to report them properly to be taxed

why the fuck are tips taxed anyways they were taxed the first time through someone’s paycheck isn’t once enough