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Draco's fashion sense
  • *both are just out of Hogwarts*
  • Harry:*takes Draco muggle clothes shopping*
  • Draco:Potter this is really stupid, what kind of clothes could Muggles wear that could possibly be any close to appealing-
  • Armani:
  • Versace:
  • Louis Vuitton:
  • Prada:
  • Burberry:
  • Draco:well fuck fuck damnit harry how do you convert these into muggle currency, quick hurRY UP
Harry's voicemail

“Hi this is Harry Potter, sorry i couldn’t pick up your call

If you’re hermione please limit your message to at the most 4 minutes. I’m a busy man ‘mione, really.

If you’re ron, yeah hi to you too i’ll be at yours on tuesday night for drinks don’t worry i haven’t forgotten.

If you’re neville, er, congrats on whatever new plant you just got.

If you’re luna, yes i’ve renewed my Quibbler subscription, tell your dad i said hello.

If you’re ginny, congrats on that match you won and have come to call and scream to me about.

If you’re draco, i’ll be home soon, don’t leave the stove on, finish the laundry if you haven’t already, yes i’m okay, yes i miss you too, yes i know you want my ‘bloody arse’ home. I love you too.

And i’ll get back to you as soon as possible!”

Laurent is unchangeable
  • Laurent:No law holds me
  • Laurent:I am bound to no rule but my own
  • Laurent:I do what I please, and I talk my way out of everything
  • Laurent:I cannot be changed, altered, or even persuaded.
  • Damen:Don't do that.
  • Laurent:fucKING HELL okay

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"ground rules"
  • Draco:Nothing's going to change, okay Potter?
  • Harry:*kisses his head* Mhm
  • Draco:we're still going to pretend we absolutely hate each other
  • Harry:*nips his ear* yep
  • Draco:just because we're exclusive to each other doesn't mean i'm giving you preferential treatment
  • Harry:*nuzzles his neck* of course
  • Draco:You need to keep at least a three foot radius away from me
  • Harry:*steps back* Like this?
  • Draco:What? No. What are you doing? Get back here and keep kissing me.
Baz's thought process every morning
  • Baz:Simon is perfection
  • Baz:Simon is the reason the world turns, the bird sings, and the sun comes out
  • Baz:Without Simon there would be no reason to smile
  • Baz:Simon is the entity OF a smile
  • Baz:He's not necessarily as pure as Snow but he's got a heart of gold and that's enough
  • Baz:The moles on his body are stars
  • Baz:and he's a constellation
  • Baz:i love simon snow so much
  • Simon:Baz stop taking so long in the bathroom
  • Baz:fu CK YOU- un Gratefull son of a BIT- how daarrree you taLK TO ME SIMON SNOW?? I will take as LONG AS i want nd I HATE YOU??
you should definitely not think about

Laurent dressing/undressing himself out of the chiton and actually having a hard time with it like, if he wanted to, he could lace up and button up his fancy Veretian outfit any day in less than like, thirty minutes but putting on a chiton and taking it off seems like a task for the gods

“Where does the fucking pin go”

“This does  NOT look right”


“Is this a toga am I supposed to make this look like a fucking toga where doES THE PIN GO”

“I look like a sack of flour.”

And then like a couple of hours later he finally walks into Damen’s room all nonchalant and cool asking about war plans when in reality he’s trying to breathe because he tied the rope around his waist too tight and the pin was placed wrong and it’s jabbing him in the shoulder painfully and he accidentally left the back half too high because he couldn’t see it to fix it and he just looks like an organized mess.

Let's talk about Draco getting a stag as his patronus

I’m not even kidding i love this headcanon so much

Imagine the possibilities of his reactions

Harry walking by and seeing and snickering and muttering ‘Knew it’ and Draco tosses his wand down and tackles him in a 'WHAT THE FU-’

Draco going paler than pale, letting out a long loud whine and whimpering while the stag just prances around him

Draco facepalming and letting out a dry sob

Lucius shouting what the hell a fucking deer is doing waltzing into the dining room and why is a patronus being currently used in the house

Draco going 'fucking knew it’ then 'fucking potter’ then 'Oh. Fucking potter’

Severus snape sees it while in his portrait and can’t decide between congratulating his godson and letting out a war cry of rage so he settles on just choking and going back to his hogwarts frame

Draco calling potter up, telling him to get the fuck over now and casting one to show him and harry casts one too and just goes 'oh sweet now they can be friends’ and draco just loses it

Draco and a stag patronus people seriously

Okay but imagine Snowbaz reading the Harry Potter Series
  • Baz is an intellectual obviously so he reads everything
  • Simon knows this and doesn’t necessarily read as much as Baz but he does get curious what his bf is reading
  • One day, Simon’s just kind of cleaning up around the house/flat they eventually get together and looks through Baz’s library and finds a whole hardcover set of the Harry Potter series. 
  • They look worn and well-read and when Simon pulls out the book that looks the most read, he sees it’s titled Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
  • He swears he’s seen Baz reading this one around the house.
  • He figures that if his boyfriend really likes this series, he might as well give it a try and picks up the philosopher’s stone
  • He gets really into it
  • The whole magical series makes him a tad bit depressed and nostalgic but he really enjoys the series and he’s blowing through the books
  • But he reads behind Baz’s back so that he doesn’t know that Simon’s been reading the Harry Potter series.
  • Simon begins to see that a LOT of events in the books correlate with their own real life and sees why maybe Baz likes the series so much
  • He begins to ship Drarry
  • He starts to see him and Baz as Drarry (but doesn’t know if that’s even socially acceptable because two real life people can’t obviously have a life like two fictional ones)
  • One day, he finishes Deathly Hallows and figures it’s time to talk about it or else he’ll go psychotic. Harry Potter is discussion-worthy.
  • They’re at the dinner table and Baz asked him how his day was (since he was at work or something)
  • Simon looks up at him. “It’s hard to imagine that Harry and Draco really don’t get together at the end. From the beginning they were bound to cross each other’s paths, especially with that eventful rejection of a handshake Harry gave Draco setting off a domino effect of a love-hate relationship between them. And then in their sixth year, which, mind, reminds me a lot of our fifth year, Harry follows him around and Draco kind of just, let’s that happen. They play cat and dog and ultimately, one should have caught the other. Shame it didn’t happen though, you know?”
  • And Baz’s food falls out of his mouth.
On days Harry drinks a bit too much
  • Harry:*drunk* M-MaLFOY!
  • Draco:*pauses in the doorway, startled* Harry? Yeah?
  • Harry:*glares* y-you...YOU, WHAT are yOU DOING in mY HOUSE
  • Draco:*stares* Harry, you should go to bed
  • Harry:Malfoyy how th E HELL did you LSYTHERIN get into my HOUSE
  • Draco:Harry, love, we've been married for the past seven years.
  • Harry:*gasps in shock*