selesbians

I think the one thing the MtG fandom needs more than anything is more common ship names.

For example, whenever you hear “Selesbians” or “Zeleren”, you immediately think “Nissa and Emmara” and “Jace and Ral”, respectively.

But we don’t have anything like that for, say, Gideon and Chandra, or Teysa and Tajic (who I will argue had a thing going on).

We need to assemble a team to tackle this issue.

anonymous asked:

Nissa isn't a Selesbian, she's Simbic. Get it? Like Simic but bi? Because... her new card... yeh...

SOMEBODY QUICK CONE UP WITH A QUIRKY PUN OFF OF BANT!!!!!!!!

I want to write a story, probably a Selesbians AU, where Emmara is a high school student and Nissa is in college and they both happen to take the same train to where they need to go every morning and the bulk of it is them just observing each other and internally monologuing until the end, when it’s like Emmara’s last day of high school she finally gets the guts to talk to Nissa, and it’s actually a really plain conversation but it means a lot to both of them, but the twist is that Emmara is going to a college out of town and this is the last time they’ll see each other.

In other news, why do I do things like this to myself??????????????