selectivity queen

Crown Princes of YA (Part 6)
  • The Princes Cast as Family Members:
  • Maxon Schreave (The Selection): The Dad
  • Kai (The Lunar Chronicles): the smol son
  • Dorian Havilliard (Throne of Glass): the misunderstood, emo brother
  • Rhysand (A Court of Thorns and Roses): THE FUN UNCLE
  • Cal Calore (Red Queen): the big brother who only comes home every few years
  • Rhy Maresh (A Darker Shade of Magic): the cool cousin
  • Rowan Whitethorn (Throne of Glass): the sulky uncle that all the kids cling to
  • Maven Calore (Red Queen): the brother no one talks about because he’s in jail
  • Family: So, do you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: Yes, I have many.
  • Family: Many boyfriends?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Family: And they don't know that you're cheating on them?
  • Me: Well, the thing is, they don't really know they're dating me.
  • Family: ...
  • Me: And some of them have other girlfriends.
  • Family: ...
  • Me: And most of them are dead...
  • Family: ...
  • Me: And a bunch of people keep telling me that they're fictional characters but they're just jealous.
  • Family: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Family: *slowly backs away*
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|| the girls of young adult fiction ||

If The Selection met Red Queen

These events would take place:

• Cal and Maven laughing their ass off at Maxon’s incompetence.

• Celeste and Evangeline becoming besties. Celeste would ask Evangeline to rip the dresses off other girls’ backs.

• The Kings’ would be having a toast together “for being evil af”

• Mare would’ve electrocuted America at some point for pissing her off.

• The Queens’ sitting in an awkward silence after Amberly failed for the umpteenth time to start up a conversation.

• Kilorn and Aspen stuck with each other ever since: 

Aspen: You couldn’t get the girl?

Kilorn: *sighs*

Aspen: Same

YA boyfriends for the signs

Aries: Aaron Warner (Shatter Me)

Taurus: Jace Herondale (The Mortal Instruments)

Gemini: Carswell Thorne (The Lunar Chronicles)

Cancer: Maxon Schreave (The Selection)

Leo: Rhysand (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Virgo: Gansey (The Raven Cycle)

Libra: Dorian Havilliard (Throne of Glass)

Scorpio: The Darkling (The Grisha Trilogy)

Sagittarius: Emperor Kaito (The Lunar Chronicles)

Capricorn:  Prince Cal (Red Queen)

Aquarius: Noah Shaw (Mara Dyer)

Pisces: Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices)