sekond

... -G.K

Edhe sikur t jet ashu mu vec ideja qe ai mka dasht ne nj koh diku n t shkuaren me mbush shpirtin se ndoshta per ca momente ai ka ndje ket qe ndjej un e ndoshta ather mka kuptu..
E kupton qe po behen vite e un prap sa her e shof trrupi im ka t njejtin reagim sic ka pas kur e kam pas timin me plot goj dhe jqj nuk di se si e maj veten pa qajt sa her mdel para se aq i sekond msjell n menje 100 momente dhe sesht dashni si ajo q ndje kika ose ti esht dashni qe mvret e mha permrena…
Nuk di o lla ca ka bo ai njeri qe t m shndrroj mu nket form po t betohem i lutem Zotit perdit mos me i ndodh gje e keqe atij se po u lendu ai un sbohem mo rob..
Mka arrit dashnia n at pik sa kam pranu faktin qe sado dashni t paster t kem un per ate prap sdo jet ajo gjoja qe do kerkoj ai prej meje e i jam bo bajat tu i thon te dua se e di qe ai sndihet ashu edhe kam pranu qe do jet dikush tjeter qe do e kompletoj ate sado t mtherri nshpirt kjo se per zotin jo mtherr po mmbyt mduket sikur mbi tavani nkok kur mendoj qe ka bir none me e pat ate sic du me e pas un
Nuk di ca mdhem me shum t flas apo mos t flas me ate du vetem t marr vesh qe esht mir e kaq.
Po ja qifsha ropt per i gjo jam e sigurt sa e du un ska me e dasht asnjeri e dashnia ime ka me ju bo mburoj do sdo ai!

Should English be the only official language of the EU?

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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