seiyuus in pairs

おしおきセールスマン 忌野狂助-第一話 快楽哀歌-
おしおきセールスマン 忌野狂助-第一話 快楽哀歌-

おしおきセールスマン 忌野狂助-第一話 快楽哀歌-
Oshioki Salesman Imawano Kyousuke vol.1 Kairaku Aika

CV:
Imawano Kyousuke (Hirai Tatsuya aka Hirakawa Daisuke)
Motegi Kamui (Yotsuya Cider aka Okitsu Kazuyuki)

THIS IS AN R18 BLCD. Headphones on! ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
Also, my Japanese isn’t perfect. I apologize in advance for any mistakes.


Summary:

Imawano Kyousuke is a ‘salesman’, whose motto is “I will shine a light on your darkness”. His job is to bring guidance/solution to men’s problems. He doesn’t accept a single payment for his job, as long as his customers find happiness and become able to move on with their life positively through his efforts. This time, his customer is Motegi Kamui, a 25 year-old freeter (someone who doesnt have a steady career but survives by working part-time jobs only). Motegi is a young man who, due to having terrible communication skills, is unable to get a girlfriend. Naturally, Imawano becomes drawn to Motegi’s situation and offers to help him.

So Motegi consults Imawano, telling him why he’s a freeter, about his lack of dreams and aspirations in life. He thinks that if he manages to get a girlfriend (or life partner), all of it will change for the better. The problem is, he doesn’t know how to approach women. And so, this is where Imawano helps.

Imawano gives Motegi a manual containing guide on how to approach women, no matter what kind of occupation/interests she may have. If Motegi refers to this manual, he’ll be able to make any kind of conversation and eventually get a girlfriend. Motegi is impressed and tries it.

Days/weeks later, Motegi meets Imawano to tell him that he has finally found a girlfriend, thanks to the manual! Motegi finally finds confidence and is able to have fun conversations with the girl he likes.

Now that Motegi’s problem has been solved, Imawano tells him that he has to throw away the manual! He’s already got the basics and thus, no need for it! “Motegi got a girlfriend not through his confidence & efforts, but through the manual’s power. The real deal starts from here on. Without using the manual, it is now up to Motegi to build his own happiness with the girl he likes”. The catch is, if he fails to do so and gets caught up in the pleasure of being a smooth talker (or becomes a womanizer), there will be a punishment ಥ‿ಥ.

Motegi accepts the condition and the 2 guys part ways. And just then, he receives tons of email reply from girls on a dating site he signed up on, back when he was still using the manual. All of the girls found him interesting and this tempts him.

1 month later, he became a full-blown (pun unintended) womanizer lol. He broke up with his girlfriend and jump from one girl to another. Imawano suddenly shows up and asks him how things are going with his girlfriend. Motegi lies and even says they’ve started talking about getting married. Of course, Imawano doesn’t fall for this lie, and says Motegi broke his promise despite the warning.

Then we hear this fucking scary devil-like yell from Imawano!! (this is when I came to the conclusion that he’s not human…maybe.)

And then we move on to the next track.

Track 2, is where the sex scenes happen. Motegi wakes up in a room, chained and naked. As punishment, Motegi gets ehem…you know what happens lol. Imawano takes out an aphrodisiac from his suitcase and lathers it on Motegi’s private parts. Then the vibrator. I dont think I need to explain what goes on with that. Motegi resists at first, saying he’s not into men, but the pleasure gets to him, that he later begs Imawano to make him come. Imawano gives him a handjob, a blowjob, ties his penis with a necktie….and then the surprising part of this track: IMAWANO BECOMES UKE and takes Motegi in the ass! ʘ‿ʘ I think Imawano is using some form of hypnosis on Motegi, because when he suggests that Motegi wants to do it with him so badly, Motegi goes into a slight trance before admitting that he’s hungry for gay sex wwwww.

So now, in this particular sex scene, Motegi becomes the seme, Imawano becomes uke. But what I found surprisingly interesting about this is that Imawano’s lines are still seme-ish, leading the sex while Motegi does most of the uke-ish moaning! This part of the track was just extreme and I just couldnt help but LOL-ing. Imawano was half-moaning, half-laughing. Pure gold xD

End of punishment. However, Motegi is still horny so they kind of continue the sex while the track fades out….

Track 3 is called bAD EnD. There’s no good end to this. This is the only end lol. Motegi barges in to the bar where he first chatted with Imawano. He’s looking for him. More specifically, his dick lol. He loses any interest in girls and just searches for him. When he realized that he wont meet Imawano anymore, he switches target to ANY GUY. He randomly asks any guy in public to have sex with him (at this point, he’s lost his mind).

Imawano, who’s been looking from afar, comments on how much addicted to gay sex Motegi has been. From now on, he will never be attracted to women anymore, and how stepping into an unknown world can be scary.

Then Imawano speaks to the listener (us) and warns us to be careful. Cue maniac laugh! ψ(`∇´)ψ

The end of this track is the ending theme, which was really good, in my opinion. The song was a perfect end to this crazy track. (๑>ᴗ<๑)

Free Talk. I loooove Free Talks!! Hirarin and Okitsu (of course using their pseudonyms) talks about the CD. Hirarin first comments on how “Yotsuya Cider” sounds like a hero’s name, and they both yell Yotsuya—CIDER!!! like a power ranger or something xD They both agree that their overall thoughts on this CD was LAUGHTER. Hirarin initially thought the plot was scary. He didn’t expect to laugh this much during recording! Okitsu agrees too lol. Okitsu confesses that when they were recording one of Imawano’s evil HAHAHAA!, he couldnt help but laugh. Hirarin urges fans to look for that scene in the CD. Fans were probably laughing at that same laugh part. The mood in this free talk is really light and the 2 seiyuu kept laughing while discussing the scenes. Okitsu says that instead of the story being scary, it turned out to be hilarious!

Hirarin asks if there any challenges while recording. Okitsu says everything was full of hardships (pun unintended lol) right from the start! But thinking about it, it was probably the character development of Motegi (being worried, gaining confidence, being happy, getting stronger, falling, falling further..). Okitsu also says Imawano is too scary of a character!

Thoughts on the CD: This was sooooo good!! Honestly, I bought this CD for the sex scenes and the 2 seiyuu are my bias but when I listened to it, I found that I focused less on the sex and more on how hilarious this CD sounds overall. I mean, there are no gag scenes (again pun unintended) or jokes. It’s just, when you listen to the 2 seiyuu saying their lines, you can really tell how much fun they had while recording it. It’s so intense and awkward that you just cant help but burst into laughter! And I like that! Hirarin is an amazing seiyuu and he did another wonderful job with this. Hirarin uses his low voice for Imawano and his lines are more on the threatening/mysterious side. Despite being an uke in the actual sex scenes, overall he’s the seme in this CD. Okitsu used a slightly higher pitch voice, just perfect for an uke. It reminded me a bit of Shimono Hiro’s voice lol. The seme-uke-switch roles throughout the CD was something new to me. It really surprised me when Imawano turned out to be an uke in bed! xD

Recommend or not? YESSSS!!! Well, if you like BLCDs, this has to be one of those I would highly recommend! Interesting but not heavy plot,  really good intense sex scenes, amazing seiyuu pairing and fun ending theme song. There is no drama in the plot to overwhelm you with feels, so this was a good CD focusing on “supposed to be a punishment but it’s so good you get addicted to it anyway” theme.

Hug Therapy
Miki Shinichirou, Seki Tomokazu, Nojima Kenji
Hug Therapy

Getting out quickly from hibernation to share this :D

This is a portion from the NicoLive episode of PP Radio: Mandatory Happiness, performed live in Noitamina Shop Odaiba. This particular section comes from the segment “Public Safety Bureau - Therapy Authorization Department”, where the hosts and their guest try out different ways of “calming one’s heart” sent in by the listeners, and decide whether it is approved or rejected.

Miki, Seki, and Nojima try the “Hug Therapy” sent in by a listener. The following is Seki and Nojima’s turn. Enjoy~

(goes back into hibernation)

——————

Miki: Th- then…Tomokazu-kun…
Seki: Eh? Me, too? So, what will I do…?
Nojima: You can do the hugging, or you can be the recipient.
Miki: Do you want to hug? Or do you want to be hugged?
Seki: Eeh, I–aah, it actually depends on the day!
Nojima: It depends on the day? (laughs)
Seki: Yeah. (laughs) It depends on the day, and also on the other person.
Nojima: I see.
Miki: That is important, right?
Seki: Yeah, it is.
Nojima: So, you don’t want to hug me?
Seki: No, that’s not it. How do we proceed with this, Nojima-kun? Nojima-kun is…aah, we can go either way, I guess…
Miki: Then just do both of them! You can hug him, and he can hug you after!
Seki: Okay, I understand…
Nojima: Then, one of us should sit…
Seki: Now, come here.
Miki: Why are both of you extending your arms!?
Seki: You feel really warm, Nojima-kun. Your body temperature’s high!
Miki: So, how is it? Do you hear the beating of his heart?
Seki: How was it? How’s it, Kenji?
Nojima: …He felt soft.
(laughter)
Miki: Then let’s proceed, the two of you switch places.
Seki: Okay, okay. Ken, Ken-chan-!
Miki: Are you a spoiled child…?
Seki: (laughs)
Miki: Well then, how is it? …You’re taking too long!
Seki: Ah, Ken-chan kind of smells good!
(laughter)
Miki: Ohh.
Seki: It’s quite a refreshing scent…
Nojima: Ah, I’m- I’m actually wearing Ginoza’s perfume today.
Seki: So that’s what it was! I guess this is what it feels like to be hugged by Ginoza!
(laughter)
Miki: Wait! Wait, I’m feeling some kind of jealousy from Tomokazu-kun… “Being hugged by Ginoza-”
Seki: (in Kougami’s voice) So this is how it feels to be hugged by you, Gino…
(laughter and screaming)
Nojima: (in Ginoza’s voice) K-Kougami…!
Seki: That’s nice… It’s soothing, isn’t it?
Nojima: It is!
Seki: Okay!

10

Prince of Tennis Music

Echizen Ryoma (CV: Junko Minagawa) & Tezuka Kunimitsu (CV: Ryoutarou Okiayu) + Character Singles/Albums

創聖のアクエリオン
木村良平

[Tales of Zestiria major spoilers ahead.]

So the other day, Ai and I tried to listen to Kimura Ryouhei’s (that’s Sorey’s seiyuu btw) Hyakka Seiran track again and when it got to this part, we were kind of reminded to Zestiria post-credits ending scene. Thinking about it, the lyrics actually fit… that’s it, if you ship スレミク the way we do. wwww She even cut this part just for it lol.

Just… listen to it, he used his recognisable Sorey voice when singing it, and read the lyrics below.

一万年と二千年前から愛してる
八千年過ぎた頃からもっと恋しくなった
一億と二千年あとも愛してる
君を知ったその日から僕の地獄に音楽は絶えない
Since ten thousand and two thousand years ago, I’ve loved you
Eight thousand years later, I came to love you even more
After one hundred million and two thousand years, I’ll still love you
From that day I knew you, music won’t cease in this hell of mine

Okay. We don’t know exactly how many years have passed in the ending, but definitely it has been centuries… thousand years might be a bit too exaggerating but it’s still possible lol. As for one hundred million years… well lol. But you get the idea.

This post is here for the purpose of feels-ing over boyfriends for eternity. You’re welcome.

anonymous asked:

Why do you hate ijyuuin?

I suppose you’re asking about Ijuuin/Yuu? Made my bed, eh? 

I don’t mind Ijuuin-sensei. The latest issue (Sentiment, is it called?) gave me mixed feelings. I can see all the dedication and the spirit Ijuuin-sensei pours into his manga. I even admire his characterization. Undoubtedly, this was my favorite part:

But I was surprised to discover how much I rejected his scene with Misaki. Yes, it’s a fantasy. Yes, the poor guy has every right to fantasize about the object of his affection (don’t we all?) but still, I felt… I don’t know. 

In a recent get-to-know-me, I chose Akihiko over Misaki as a favorite character because I sometimes can’t stand Misaki’s niceness (and yes, it’s part of Misaki’s enthusiastic nature - he’s yet to understand how to support Sensei without being all over him, like Shizuku has). Even if we have seen that Ijuuin has sort-of given up on Misaki, he’s pretty close to being Misaki-poisoned, because Misaki keeps being… well, himself. It’s pretty much what Takano says to Ritsu about An-chan. 

So, about Shizuku… I’ll admit I really like him. He looks like a pro. He certainly seems to have learned a lot from Kirishima. We know how caring he is, and yeah, he might be jealous, but he seems like a really mature guy who can (easily?) draw the line between being a fan and working with his idol. (Image: Shizuku leaves some food for Ijuuin, Misaki calls to check if it’s okay for Ijuuin to tell him to come over, and Misaki and Shizuku talk about fraternization before Misaki discovers that Shizuku is also a hardcore fan.)

Do I like him with Ijuuin? I hadn’t thought about it. My headcanon made up an OC (a seiyuu) to pair with Sensei, but that’s another story. 

And Yuu… Well, Yuu doesn’t come from a good place. I think Domestica is usually the most disliked couple/affair in both SIH and JR, for obvious reasons. Leaving aside the fact that Chiaki is the densest guy ever, and that Hatori has to solve those serious anger management/possessiveness issues, I always felt that there were no real reasons for Yuu to pursue Chiaki as much as he does. It’s not that it’s any different for Hatori, but in this case, Chiaki has chosen, and even though it’s pretty obvious that his answer’s not going to change (if anything, Chiaki falls more in love with Hatori as time goes by), Yuu needs to get punched to understand that no means no? 

So Yuu together with Ijuuin… I just can’t see it. Maybe because it’s too seme/seme? (Though I don’t really see Yuu as a seme; maybe compared to Chiaki… But I’d never picture Usagi as the uke, not even in that warped scenario with Sumi. And I can’t see Takano being topped by Yokozawa, so that one’s definitely an uke.) Or maybe because if he wanted a fanboy, Ijuuin has another person who knows him better than anyone else and who’s always encouraging him quietly? (Shizuku-kun)

I’m rambling again, but here’s the TL;DR version:

  1. I don’t hate Ijuuin-sensei; I just don’t like him with Misaki.
  2. I don’t hate Yuu… But I don’t quite like him either? 
  3. Maybe I don’t like the two of them together because Sentiment left a bitter taste in my mouth and in this case two negatives don’t make a positive?
  4. Shizuku-kun 5ever. 

I don’t even know if that answered your ask, nonny. As I said, it’s purely my opinion, and I’m totally fine with people (and Nakamura-sensei) seeing them together. God bless fan fiction :)

P.S.-When I entered the SIH Wiki I saw this. I don’t know who edited this entry, but I choked on my soda.

On the Wild Stars live dance

(Keep in mind i’m REALLY BAD at screencapping the lives)

Wild Stars is a pretty average song in terms of ship-tease, but the dance is chock full of it 

(It might be hard to tell who’s who, but in general every seiyuu is paired with their character’s ship partner. Except for 9th Wheel Mimorin because Umi is center in this song, so instead of KotoUmi it’s HonoKoto)

HonoKoto sharing a really dramatic moment

Small bad screencap of a scene where Pile (Maki) cheers up Soramaru (Nico)

Bad screencap from a really cute RinPana (Kubo & Rippi) moment

You can see that everyone’s paired up here

This scene was shot really weird but Nanjou (Eli) was singing really dramatically and then Kussun (Nozomi) took her away and it was cute

In conclusion, Wild Stars has the gayest and most beautifully shipteasing dance and even though I can’t find a video of the seiyuu preformance on youtube this cover gets the message across 

SERVAMP Character Mini Album Review

So I have the honor of listening to the SERVAMP Character Mini Album courtesy of @xpeppermin while waiting for my own copy to arrive, lol! I’m not sure if the songs will be shared online (I suppose they eventually will be), but I decided to do some personal reviews on each song. Kindly note that this is just my personal opinion and in no way trying to offend any seiyuu/character.

1.) Sloth Pair
You have all heard the teaser of this song - it’s the upbeat song characteristic of the Sloth Pair’s dynamics. I really like the positivity of the song, which is similar to their previous character song, “Crossing World”. The only thing bothering me (ever since their character song) was how Mahiru’s and Kuro’s pitches and vocal brightness were so far apart their voices didn’t exactly blend as naturally as the others (Tetsu’s and Hugh’s character song, on the other hand, managed to blend well enough despite their different pitches perhaps due to their similar vocal brightness). I also feel that, due to Kuro’s pitch not being Kaji-san’s natural pitch, he sounded a tiny bit strained - but that’s not really his fault, of course, it’s just an unfortunate case since it’s really very hard to sing in-character as Kuro.

2.) Greed Pair
Again, you’ve heard some snippets of this song. It actually started with the beginning section of “Für Elise” (otherwise known as “Bagatelle in A Minor”) before going to the more anime-like beat and feel. I love how apt the song is to illustrate the Greed Pair’s renewed relationship after that flashback inside Hyde/Lawless. While I still prefer “What’s Your Name”, this song is more hopeful-sounding and best to illustrate the part where Licht was trying to convince Hyde/Lawless to reach out for what he believed in, while the character song is for the time when Hyde/Lawless had gained his new resolve and broke out of his old self to fight Higan alongside Licht. Vocal-wise, I think both Nobunaga-san and Kimura-san have more or less similar singing level, so their voices blended pretty well. I also noticed more emotions in this song compared to their character song, and it’s a really nice upgrade.

3.) Alicein Brothers
I honestly didn’t expect their song to be so shoujo horror/mystery anime-like, haha! XD With the musical box and foreboding background music - it’s definitely something that suits the dark past of the Alicein household (it reminds me of some dark Vocaloid songs too, haha). Xpepermin also mentioned that the lyrics kinda’ implied on that arc that hasn’t been animated, so plus points on that. Singing-wise, I’m….. really sorry to say this; but Hiro-san’s singing was less technical than Kakihara-san’s, so it felt a bit not on par with him. Still, he tried his best and managed to portray Misono’s character through his singing, and that’s what a seiyuu’s main job is so kudos on that.

4.) Pride Pair
Pride Pair’s song is surprisingly different! It seriously has a Wagakki Band’s vibe - what with the mix of traditional Japanese and modern instruments - and I feel that they both nailed it wonderfully! While I do like their character song, this one really takes the cake. I like Ono-san’s voice - I think he has a good vocal material and a good grasp in singing techniques; while Murase-san’s cute falsetto was also pretty well-maintained in this song. Bravo to them both!

5.) Tsubaki HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….. HAHAHA….. HAHA….. HA. Boring….. -__- Okay, maybe to some people not familiar with Enka, this song might sound a little boring (no pun intended). BUT because this is Tsubaki and Tatsuhisa-san we are talking about, this song turned out to be a really funny song! Xpepermin should be uploading a snippet of the song soon, but let me tell you that the chorus is REALLY TSUBAKI, hahaha! Just listen to it later and you’ll know what I mean. XD Tatsuhisa-san is, as most people know, a versatile singer - and while his Enka wasn’t as solid as real Enka singers, he sang the song pretty darn well! I’m really looking forward to any new genre he is taking next! XD

Found this on /a/. According to anons, Toshiyuki Toyonaga (Yuuri’s seiyuu) confirmed that Yuuri bought pair rings. He says that he also understands his feelings when he wants to get a good luck charm before a competition.

Which means Victor got a hold of the second ring from Yuuri…

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Please stop the war about the rings!!
Toyonaga who is Yuuri Seiyuu said Yuuri bought the pair of rings! This is from Animage JAN/2017 issue that came out on 10th Dec!
Credit: https://twitter.com/whyuwhyi/status/808315900591882240

translation credit: @darkcyradis

Please please people who believe Yuuri only bought one ring to the extremely please stop insulting me or shaming me for believing Yuuri bought the pair. I am not looking for apology or pity. I just want peace. Yoi is about love, so LOVE WIN