seirin basketball team

who you should fight: Seirin edition

which KnB characters are you going to fight?  [GoM]

so you’re itching for a fight and you’ve decided that you want to rumble with some high school athletes.  well, the Seirin basketball team is as good a place to start as any.  here’s who you should and shouldn’t be trying to tussle with:

Kagami Taiga
who wins: Kagami (unless you are a werewolf)
Kagami’s known weaknesses are dogs, food, and tough kanji.  aside from those things, he’s pretty much invincible.  also, he’s always ready to fight.  he would be squaring up with you before you had time to finish rolling up your sleeves.  the only people to put a dent in Kagami in the entire series are Kuroko, Riko, and Kagami himself.  that’s a formidable trio, and it’s worth noting that Kagami never stays down for long.  he’s back on his feet and ready to go again in no time at all.  do not fight Kagami Taiga unless you are a Japanese teacher who is also a werewolf, and can therefore defeat him with both complex kanji and being a literal dog.

Kuroko Tetsuya
who wins: you, but at what cost?
Kuroko’s mostly weak, but be careful, if he lands a hit he could seriously damage you.  have you seen him punch the basketball across the court and call it a pass?  goddamn, you could get seriously injured if he tried that out on your squishy bits.  also, and this is important, do you have the moral high ground in this fight?  make sure you do beforehand, because if not, you’ve just gained yourself a nemesis.  he’s a fucking stubborn little bugger and he won’t let the injustice of your victory continue.  this is the boy who took down the GoM just to prove a point.  he’s patient.  he will wait.  only choose to fight Kuroko if you don’t fear retribution.

Hyuuga Junpei
who wins: does it matter
we both know you’re going to go ahead and fight Hyuuga anyways, so we might as well give up on speculating over who’s going to win this thing.  have you seen the guy?  he’s dying for some way to relieve all of the pressure of being captain of a team as ridiculously reckless as Seirin.  he needs this fight just as much as you do, it’ll be cathartic.  please take one for the team (ha) and fight Hyuuga.  it’ll do you both some good, you battle-crazed maniac.  hell, you might even part on good terms.

Kiyoshi Teppei
who wins: what are you doing?
why??  are you trying to fight Kiyoshi????  is your name Hanamiya Makoto?  because if it’s not, I’m not sure why you’re even reading this.  Kiyoshi Teppei has done nothing wrong and there is no situation in which you should be trying to fight him.  stop this nonsense at once.  go home, take a nap, or call Hyuuga instead.  honestly, what the fuck.  even ignoring the fact that there’s no reason for you to be fighting him, you should be afraid of him.  he has no sense of self-preservation and his hands are very strong.  he could probably do that thing where he puts his hand on your head and holds you away from himself, leaving your fists swinging through empty air and you looking like a fool.  do not fight Kiyoshi.

Aida Riko
who wins: Riko
you’re gonna fucking lose this one.  Aida Riko does not fear death and she certainly does not fear you.  prepare to be annihilated, you poor bastard.

Izuki Shun
who wins: you
Izuki is long overdue for a good smackdown, and you’re the perfect person to give it to him.  all those puns at inappropriate times???  how has this been allowed to continue for so long??? well, no longer, because today is the day that someone puts a stop to them.  you have to fight Izuki.  he probably even deserves it.  his eagle eye isn’t going to do shit for him when you’re right there up in his face and swinging, so don’t worry about it.  just take him down.  you can win this one, I believe in you.

Koganei Shinji and Mitobe Rinnosuke
who wins: they do
okay, so they have a two to one advantage on you, but if you really want to you can give it a shot.  I mean, it’s impossible to fight them separately, so you’ll just have to do your best.  oh, who am I kidding, Koganei would trip you while you were preoccupied with Mitobe and then they’d probably take you out for ice cream.  the actual fighting will be totally unsatisfying.  none of you will have any fun, so don’t fight Koganei and Mitobe, just skip right to the inevitable friendship instead.

Tsuchida Satoshi
who wins: Tsuchida
Tsuchida Satoshi is an enigma, a non-entity, some may even say he’s sort of like a cryptid.  Kuroko Tetsuya who?  Tsuchida is where the REAL mystery is at.  what do we know about him?  not much, which makes him incredibly unpredictable and dangerous.  one of the few truths we know about Seirin’s legendary back-up power forward is that he’s the only KnB character with a girlfriend - clearly he knows something none of the other characters do.  Physically, he’s fairly average - the only true weapons he has in his arsenal are his natural aura of side character mystery and the power of love, but they should be more than enough to take you down.  fight Tsuchida, I dare you.  we’ll see who’s just a side character after he’s through with you.

Furihata Kouki
who wins: you
go ahead and fight Furihata, you’re definitely going to win the first round.  he’s not especially strong and if you challenge him confidently enough he’ll definitely think you know what you’re doing, so you already have an advantage over him.  it’s important to note, however, that (like Kuroko) he’s a tenacious little bastard and he’ll definitely pick himself right back up and prepare for round two.  you can win and keep winning, but no matter how scared he is and despite his naturally cautious nature, he can’t seem to turn down a challenge, so over time he’s definitely going to improve until one day he’ll be the one inviting you to meet him behind the gym to throw down because you’ve created a monster and he won’t stop until he’s proven himself to you.  fight Furihata and you’ll have a regular sparring partner for the rest of the year.

Kawahara Kouichi
who wins: you, but why are you doing this
he’s a good kid, you really shouldn’t be fighting him in the first place.  shit, dude, his motto is “purely and honestly”, is that really the kind of guy you think deserves to be fought?  is Kawahara Kouichi, a simple oden and jigsaw puzzle enthusiast, the kind of person you want to meet in an abandoned parking lot at midnight?  no, you’re not allowed to fight him, pick someone else off the list to duel with.

Fukuda Hiroshi
who wins: probably Fukuda
it’s my personal belief that Fukuda is the character from Seirin most likely to be a vigilante in his spare time, so, when you get your ass kicked, don’t come crying to me about it.  I’m warning you right now: he has two older brothers, so he already knows every dirty trick in the book AND he’s got a lot of passion for helping out those in need, so I’d bet anything that he’s been in a scrap or two before.  it might be close, he’s not really that much stronger than Furihata, but he’s the biggest and heaviest out of the normal first year trio and he’ll definitely be the most challenging to defeat.  only fight him if you’ve fought Furihata and Kawahara first, and please know that I’m only saying this because how cool would it be to complete the set?  (so cool)

who wins: me
I’ll kick your fucking ass if you try to fight this dog.  I’ll fight Kuroko for the right to kick your ass, I don’t give a fuck.  if you even think about touching this dog with the intention of doing anything other than petting him, be prepared for me to physically manifest in your house and start kicking your ass.  do not fight Nigou under any circumstances.

bonus: Aida Kagetora
who wins: you
there’s no ifs, ands, or buts about this: you HAVE to win this one.  sure, he may be an adult and all that, but this man needs to be fought and you’re the one who needs to do it.  lose the first round?  get right back in there, champ, this ain’t over till it’s over.  if you decide you want to fight him, you’re not allowed to stop until you’ve come out on top.  I recommend doing this is a pro wrestling-style venue so you can climb up onto the ropes and take him down from above.  just imagine how satisfying that would be.  fight Aida Kagetora - you gotta.



The Sea Lion – Echoing Fantasy

It’s a bit of cautious planning that allows Iemitsu to send his son off when his own life is threatened. Tsuna ends up in the care and custody of one of the most terrifying groups imaginable, but they end up clicking rather well considering his agenda for the man who killed his father. Revenge is a dish best served cold, as they say. Varia!Tsuna, familial!Varia.

Ayakashi – Kyogre

slight AU, gen. Flames and the Trinisette are far from the only secret power in the world. In which Tsuna is half-youkai, and his Guardians aren’t quite all human either. The mafia won’t know what hit them.

The Truth of the Sky – LeoInuyuka

I’m Yuni. But I’m not. It’s all rather confusing.

Kyoko – Discoabc

“So, you are an infamous Mafioso dealer, part of both the Yakuza and Mafia, a genius hacker, one of the strongest illusionists in the world, wanted in several countries and STILL the number one idol in school?” “You forgot how I was extremely extreme too.” “…Kyoko, you have some major issues.” Being reborn as Miss. Sparkles is not fun at all.

More Than No Good – KuraiArcoiris

Reborn had never disagreed with any of the ninth’s decisions, but when the Vongola boss sent him to Japan to train Sawada Tamaki, the hitman started to think that the ninth had chosen the wrong twin…

Blackbird – jadetiger27

This is a twin fic. Tsuna is the older brother of Ieyoshi. He really isn’t surprised when his stronger, better brother is picked to be the Vongola Boss instead of him. After all, no one expected Vongola to handle a weak, petite, mute. But Vongola is going to, from the most unlikeliest of things.

The Forgotten Time – Metamorcy

An incident with the 10-year bazooka leaves Tsuna stuck in the past… What’s he gonna to do now? R27, hints of All27 and certain Arcobaleno27

The Unexplainable – Metamorcy

Tsuna smiled as he listened to his fellow classmates whisper about him behind his back, Cursed-Tsuna, that’s what they called him. After all, all those that interacted with him had fallen to their doom and it was only worse for those that dared mess with him. So he wondered how long the baby called Reborn would last, dark!Tsuna and universe. Eventual R27

Parallel axis of Sawada Tsunayoshi – Fantasy-Magician

Memory of him as Vongola Decimo is a curse and blessing for Tsuna. He is set to choose his own path, far away from mafia world with his friends. Beside, he has his twin chosen for that throne. Reborn is not sure what to think of Iemitsu’s older son. There’s something hidden beneath those amber eyes of the charismatic president of Namimori Gakuen.

Vivi memor leti – sunnycalendargirl

Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.

Keeping Your Character – Insanity-Red

When a girl from our world takes advantage of a quirk in the reincarnation system, guess whose body she ends up in? See what changes when the stupid cow isn’t so stupid - nor a cow. What else will change when she retains knowledge from her previous life?

The Mafia Wants You! – SwordsMagician

Sawada Tsunayoshi was unassuming. Resourceful. Surprisingly adaptive. And his hyper-intuition hasn’t been wrong yet. Regardless, he didn’t need that indication of doom to know that Reborn was the harbinger of utter chaos.


How Does It Feel? – pale rose fire

Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou’s gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.

Princess of Miracles – Starian NightZz

Kuroko Tamaki is the Sixth Player of Teiko basketball team. What will happen when she joins Seirin High’s basketball team, and how can she help them along with battling her own inner demons? Fem!Kuroko/Aomine. Overprotective Gen!Miracles


After Dark – Aozoran

After his duel with Gunter, Conrart is left frustrated about his future and in the dark streets of the city near the Academy he meets someone that might just be able to change his perspective on life. Conrart X Yuuri. AU

The King’s Consort – Aozoran

Have you ever wondered what might have happened if Yuuri was a little older when he arrived in the Great Demon Kingdom for the first time and slaps a different brother on that fateful night…? ConYuu

Desperate Times – Striped Neko

Yuuri has been suffering in silence for months. Conrad has been helpless to act until now. When circumstances threaten to tear apart family bonds, will the rift that sets brother against brother ever be mended? ConYuu, slight one-sided Yozak/Yuuri.


A Question of Motives – Alaia Skyhawk

As he lay there bearing witness to the battle before him, he could scarce believe what he saw. What was he to believe? What to do? How are you supposed to react when the man you saw as your closest friend turns out to be a sorcerer?

Healing Spells – BeyondTheStorm

After revealing his magic to Arthur due to life-threatening circumstances, Merlin decides it’s time he learned to heal. With Gaius off dealing with an illness in the outer villages, Merlin is left to his own methods, bearing some rather costly outcomes.

Beyond the Vale – BeyondTheStorm

Post S3. When a patrol goes missing under strange circumstances, Arthur is determined to find out what happened, and no one can persuade him otherwise. With nothing to go on but a foreboding story, Merlin fears that their luck might finally run out.

Inside the Pendragon Institute – ForzaDelDestino

Arthur is Assistant Director at a museum of medieval art. Morgana’s the senior curator. Lance is the armour specialist, Gwen works with tapestries and textiles. Merlin is a new employee with a reputation for quirky brilliance.


backslide – black.k.kat

Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin – May Wren

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… ‘Yeah,’ Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.’

A Wrinkle in Time – rightforlife

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha’s three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

Naruto: Genesis of the Nindo – Bloody-Mad

The future is not set in stone. Every action has a reaction. The people of the past have a chance to change things- hopefully, for the better. Join Team Minato, The Slug and Toad Sannin, and the parents that started it all!

Déjà vu no Jutsu – Vixen Tail

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

How to Win Friends, Influence People – sparrowette

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto’s training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn’t get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

The Raikage – Aragon Potter

After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council’s fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.

The Sealed Kunai – Kenchi618

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn’t as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

Time and Again – KyLewin

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how…

Naruto One Man Team – Ackdam

After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won’t everyone be surprised at what the 'demon’ can do?…Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing

Dreaming of Sunshine – Silver Queen

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn’t get any better from there. OC Self-insert

Shadow and Wind: New legends – Sir-Shun

AU. Naruto and Shikamaru’s lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 51: A week in the Forest of Death! …Could be worse, really.

Naruto: Potential Realised – Iron Monkey Fist

The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto’s services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?

The Blind and the Unseeing – Stunning Sunset

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won’t leave her alone.

Cursed Salvation, Descending Redemption – Imperial Mint

“Please Itachi… I know I can’t save Sasuke but I can save you.” Itachi considered these words before knocking Naruto’s hand away.’ Redemption begins in the form of salvation, at least that’s what Naruto believes. ItaNaru Spoilers for Manga Chapters 365

House Calls – Spoiled Sweet

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected.

Sakura – Darkpetal16

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno’s body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl’s perspective. Self Insert.

Team 8 – S’TarKan

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he’d had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Naruto: Tenshikage – Sarakiel

Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc

Who I Am – TwinTrouble

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Uchiha Obito, Ghost! – Namikaze Artemis

When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei’s son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]

Fancy Footwork – silver-footsteps

For Sakura, there’s always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: “Fiji”. AU

Before the Dawn – Lady Silvamord

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village’s most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

Simple Things – Caitiy

[KakaSaku] – Sometimes the biggest most unexpected changes can be brought about by the simplest things.

Five Kingdoms of the Dead – Evil Is A Relative Term

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn’t always come easy. Luckily, she’ll have some help along the way.

The Leaf’s Naruto – Morta’s Priest

There’s something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He’s always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He’ll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Mama is a student – Babyuknowme13

The art of interrogation is a subtle one, but one no one thought she could master. Naome smiles from the shadows as her family and skills grow, waiting to have her face on the mountain. Hiding her involvment with missing nin and protecting her son, whilst falling for one lazy shinobi though? Well she’ll just have to deal with it, after all, she’s a future hokage.

Clearing Mist – shadownumera

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don’t know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing’s official though. I’m screwed. SI/OC Warning

Dark Phoenix of Konoha – White Angel of Auralon

Naruto has a big secret, he isn’t the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto

The Way of the Wind – just enough

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn’t quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Genius of Konoha – Mrriddler

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

Doomed to Repeat – Fiachra Ochiern

One year after Jiraiya’s death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?

Shades of Grey – Lady Hanaka

Sakura knew that Sasuke would hate her when she brought him back to Konoha, but she was willing to let him do so, as long as he came back. She hoped she could save him from his darkness…but more than that, she hoped he could save her from her own.

Birth of the Forest – karldin

The Yondaime Hokage unknowingly makes a change during the sealing, the consequences of which are unimaginable for both Naruto and Konoha. What do these consequences mean for Naruto?

The Prodigal Namikaze – SoulReaperCrewe

Naruto was born five years before the Kyuubi attack and the fox was sealed into his younger sister. His parent don’t have the time to teach him so he looks to others to help him become a great shinobi. AU Powerful Mokuton Naruto. Alive Minato and Kushina.

Cat’O’Nine Tails – Kaze and Kiba

Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots…What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

Inoue Shiori – Hermionechan90

The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. OC, SI (Self Insert), AU

Motivation – Durandall

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right … motivation.

The Hokage’s Will – Airheaded dude

The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo’s plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.

A Lifetime of Chances – The Wandering Delusion

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

Flip Flop and Fly – The Red Dragons Order

What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU

Vespertine – Cynchick

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

Sticks and Stones – lunabasketcase

Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn’t as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage

The Boy in the Park – Shadenight123

Naruko Uzumaki found a boy in the Park who didn’t immediately spurn her. From there nothing changes, yet everything does.

Wish – Mokulule

She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers’ souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku

A Testament of Things that Never Will – Unbiased Abyss

How will the world change when a battle hardened Naruto from the future comes to the past? With a change of name and appearance this old Naruto will help the Naruto of this new Konoha become the shinobi he was destined to be all the while trying to fit into this new world where those he knew as dead are alive and well. Time travel fic.

Until it Sleeps – Tranquilized-Night

AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-

Expendable Heroes – Lord Mendasuit

Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he’s in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Belonging – Aria Illusine

Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn’t for the contract she would turn right around and run for it…ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings

Master of Seals – kagehisa

Ever wonder if the battle between the Three Sennins turned out differently with the same result? Naruto learns that shinobi are killers, and that it’s part of their way of life. He just wished he didn’t have to embrace that truth so soon.

Konoha’s Maelstrom – Formulaic

If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you’ll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.

Naruto’s Compensation – DisobedienceWriter

Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.


The Human Mask – harunekonya

Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen.


The more things change – otherhawk

Series of random incidents in the lives of young Danny and Rusty.

Snippets and Drabbles – otherhawk

This is where I’m going to put everything that doesn’t fit anywhere else. Some may be slash. Some may be silly. Some may even be bloody awful.

Falling like dominoes – otherhawk

AU. Imagine you have a best friend. Someone that you care about more than life itself. What would you do for him? How about four years, medium security? Rusty goes to jail in Danny’s place. Beginning from four years before O11 and continuing.

Steps, Forward and Back – otherhawk

AU Continuation to 'Falling Like Dominoes’ Danny and Rusty trying to rebuild their life after everything that happened.


Mist of Memories – HeroR

Guilt, regret, if left alone these feelings will consumed even the strongest of souls. That is the reality the Strawhats face as they go into their captain’s memories to save their precious crewmate. To free their captain’s from his guilt, they must first understand the depths of his pain and loss.

Once again – TheVictor

A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy’s entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.

Diary of a Potato Bag – nothing new in this world

It was supposed to be quite simple: leave her island to fulfill the promise she’d made so long ago. And then a Sea King messed up everything… and the old man and the stupid phoenix too. Marco/OC

Summer Service – Sho-A0YCupid

When Zoro gets caught he gets a job in the Golden Coast Hotel, a place where the very rich stay on vacation. He thought that all rich people were the same. But that’s all going to change when a crazy, loud guy comes in to stay with the rest of the gang.


In the Circle of Elemental Arms – Kryssa’s flute

Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.’


The Light Before We Land – Felicity Dream

Older Fem!Percy Percy never planned on being a demigod. Now she has a father she doesn’t want, answers she needs, and trying to understand her purpose in life now. And also, Poseidon isn’t just the god of the sea. Older age makes one bitter, but earning her loyalty equals beyond a lifetime of devotion. Massive AU rewrite.


Sadalsuud – Enchantable

The day before his wedding to Tamina, Dastan finally tells her the truth about what transpired between them in the alternate time.


The Dispossession of Echizen Ryoma – Sinnatious

When Ryoma finds himself in a tough situation, his pride might keep him swimming, but it’s Tezuka who keeps his head above water.

One Step – Iluxia

ABANDONED. Seigaku won the Nationals. The seniors graduated. Ryoma left for his pro tennis career. The perfect team was no more. At least, that was 2 years ago. Enter Seigaku High School. This is where the new story begins and the old story continues.

Forfeit – Ria Sakazaki

They left him behind to pursue their dreams. He was left behind to salvage his self from grief, loneliness and vengeance. They came back for him…he’s in no condition to have them back. They would have to choose now…to fight or forfeit. OT5 angst

Echizen, Our Buchou – Gwynhafra

A year had passed, and all the third year regulars have already graduated. The remaining regulars are now led by Echizen Ryoma, the new captain appointed by Tezuka, and Momoshiro Takeshi, the vicecaptain Oishi chose. How will Ryoma manage the club?TezuRyo

Life After Seigaku – Gwynhafra

[Companion fic to 'Echizen, Our Buchou’] A year later, Echizen was made captain of Seigaku Tennis Club. But how are the seniors doing after graduation? Tezuka X Echizen [Please read Echizen, Our Buchou first]

Trials Of Life – Gwynhafra

Sequel to Echizen, Our Buchou and Life After Seigaku. The coming of age brings about additional obligations and responsibility. It’s only a matter of time before Tezuka has to make the choice between family and love. TezuRyo . MPREG

Focus – Sweedy-sama

Ryoma is distracted by Tezuka and that’s how it all begins.

Seiyou Academy – Plush

Fuji Syuusuke, prodigy and heir of the Fuji family. No one ever dare to anger him. Until one day, a certain freshman did the unforgivable: to stand against him. That freshman’s name, Echizen Ryoma. FemRyoXFuji


My Soul to Keep – First Weaver

Himura Kenshin is long dead. Kenny Harris is alive. It’s that simple-only it isn’t.


Semper Fidelis – Blind Author

Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

The Republic of Heaven – Blind Author

HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John

Wee Doctor – americanjedi

Dr. John Watson is turned into an eight year old child, dealing with Sherlock who doesn’t know him in a world where he was never born. He’s a little stressed out, but he’s got his priorities straight. Original characters and London as a war zone, and John’s accidentally inventing a super genius.

Faithful Compass Verse 1: Back in the day – KeelieThompson1

John’s drunk and some idiot’s got himself high in the bathroom. It’s a shame he’s the only trainee doctor in the house. A Johnlock story set while John is at university and an AU in that this time Sherlock is the one who’s a few years older and is trying to find something to keep his interest in London after getting bored and being thrown out of Uni.

The Heart In The Whole – verityburns

Events after 'The Great Game’ leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own…


Messed Rebirth – Huntress of Eclipse

I was an inventor, and I do recall dying. But how in heavens did I get myself reborn into Shingeki no Kyojin world? Most of all, I’m born as THE crazy Titan lover! Problem is, I don’t really know the ending… Fine, with the spirit of a researcher, I will find out the truth about the Titans! ( Self Insert )


Atlas – Angel Baby1

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

West of the Moon – Angel Baby1

They meet Jim in phases, and through him find each other. But as the layers peal back, the future Enterprise bridge crew finds more than they can handle. Because long before he had friends, Jim had Family, and the Scaretta crime syndicate didn’t survive to the 23rd century by letting go of its own. Jim Kirk will always be a frustration to Spock-even when that’s not his name.

Western Skies – Anrui Ukimi

Jim Kirk manages to be special in every universe, and this one is no exception. A story about life and love; where wings are really handy sometimes, and family is who we choose, not what we are born to. Kirk/Bones, and Pike/Archer.

Ingenious Idiot – Kanae Yuna

“The truth is plain and simple: James T. Kirk is a genius, even under the most unfavorable conditions…” A series of one-shots where Jim shows his ingenuity while he’s bleeding, poisoned, or just hurt in some general way.

Dear Spock – MissCar

A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually.

Dear James – MissCar

Sequel to Dear Spock: Happily ever after is not an endpoint but rather a state that needs constant maintenance. A post STID story that deals with all the unpleasant stuff between our protagonist saving the day and the start of the five-year mission but with humor. Even in a 'coma’ Jim can cause complete chaos with his programming 'skills’. Establish K/S, M/U, & CM/?

Epiphany – T’Key’la

What do you owe to the memory of the woman who was your mother only because she gave birth to you? When Jim’s mother dies, he has to return to Earth to sort out this and many things. Spock does what he can to help Jim on his journey.


Re-Entry – flamethrower

Re-Entry is an alternate universe epic that spans time and possibility. Obi-Wan Kenobi, while still a young Padawan, suffers an injury and wakes up with all of the memories, experience, training, and Force-strength of Old Ben Kenobi. It isn’t long before the Jedi discover that Anakin Skywalker, a five-year-old slave from the Outer Rim, has undergone the exact same change. Obi-Wan and Anakin bear the scars of harsh lessons learned; those who love them must learn those lessons quickly, before the mistakes of old are repeated.

Shadows of the Future – stormqueen873

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding


The Prince of Swords – ToumaFF

Kazuto was always exceptionally talented, but limited by his own idea of kindness. Having been corrected at an early age, he excels through life without much of a purpose. Now trapped in a rather gruesome death game of his own choice, he will attempt to break though it as Kirito, the famed Prince of Swords. Kirito/Multi


What You Don’t Know – Airplane

It’s become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.


To Save Them All – Goldenpetal13

AU, FutureFic/Re do of Season 1, Something happens, something bad, and Stiles finds a way to go back in time to change the past and save them all, to give them a future. He finds the way back and then swaps places with Scott and he gets bitten by Peter instead. Now he has to change the events that where set in motion after that event and maybe, just maybe they’ll all get to live.

Play It Again – metisket

In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.

Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)

where thou art, that is home – ShanaStoryteller

Stiles is ten when he saves the Hales from their burning home and Derek from a wolfsbane bullet, and this establishes a pattern that seem to continue indefinitely.


A Shot in the Dark – Silver pup

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

Recovery, Redemption and Romance – luvsbitca

When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities. Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit are be trying to court one another without the other knowing.

Back Again – Waugh

Bilbo Baggins wakes up. He is twenty-one again, with all his life ahead of him. But first, there are things he must do. Time-travel, fix-it, friendship fic.

An Eye For Quality – Linelen

Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.

Into The Fire – blackdragonqueen

He was given one year to try again and make things right.


Rumor Has It – blueink3

Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles’ life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he’s slowly learning to adapt to the first, he’s not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.

Charlotte Francine Xavier – Blind Author

Genderswap, mature themes. Written for a kinkmeme prompt, looking at the events of the movie if Charles had been a woman. This story will also have the psychic-bond trope, as well as being a shameless fix-it fic. Erik/always-a-girl-Charles.


The Last Archangel – inukagome15 (Avengers x Supernatural)

No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It’s one thing to leave heaven purposefully, it’s another to find that heaven isn’t even there. And Gabriel is alone.

The Queen who fell to Earth – Bobmin356 (Harry Potter x Dragonriders of Pern series)

Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.

Browncoat, Green Eyes – nonjon (Harry Potter x Firefly)

Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he’s a bit peculiar.

Doctor Who/Harry Potter – Batsutousai (Harry Potter x Doctor Who)

Two men meet after two wars and try to help heal each other.

Champion’s Lullaby – SweetCaroline91 (Harry Potter x Glee)

AU Things weren’t going as Kurt expected, Dalton wasn’t Wonderland and Blaine was painfully oblivious; then Harry swooped in, claimed the prince charming role without auditioning and led him down the rabbit hole… Kurt blamed the accent. Full summary inside. Will be KurtxHarryxBlaine threesome.

Harry Potter and the World that Waits – dellacouer (Harry Potter x X-Men)

A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different.

The Truth Decays – Marz1 (Fullmetal Alchemist x Naruto)

Edward Elric can’t get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit…

Pirate Potter – Cindy Snowflake (Harry Potter x One Piece)

Adopted from Tenkai of Chaos’ Potter’s Piracy Policy" Harry’s lost everyone he cares about and is unable to continue living, so he commits suicide, only to be given a second chance in the world of One Piece! Harrycentric Gen, eventualHet

Raison d'Être – cywscross (Harry Potter x KHR)

A few weeks after Reborn arrives in Namimori and Tsuna’s life is turned upside-down, a young man with ancient eyes and an easygoing smile wanders into town as well. And all of a sudden, everything changes, another path is laid out, and what little sense left in Tsuna’s world promptly flies out the proverbial window.

Wintertide – Araceil (Harry Potter x KHR)

Barely two days after returning from the Future, a stranger appears on Tsuna’s doorstep looking for Reborn. Wait, what? The Sun Acrobaleno is a father! Tsuna/Harry, Gokudera/Hermione.

Uchiha Fukurou – ToBetasered (Harry Potter x Naruto)

Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.

Sneaking Around Konoha – enchanted nightingale (Harry Potter x Naruto)

Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem. HarryKakashi.

Hanging by a Moment – Unwritten.25 (Harry Potter x Naruto)

HPNaruto crossover. SLASH. When Naruto ends up at Hogwarts due to a freak accident, he attaches himself to the most unapproachable person there. But that’s Naruto for you. SSNU

Obito’s Legacy – wife-chan

Kakashi has already lost Obito. By accident, he finds Obito’s legacy and he isn’t about to lose him too. Time travel. De-aged, post-war Harry.

When in Middle Earth – Dev1lOnUrShou1der (Lord of the Rings x Naruto)

When in Middle Earth do as the Middle Earthlings do? Sakura finds herself in Middle Earth…

Deltora’s Protector – Ravenclaw-Girl28 (Harry Potter x Deltora Quest)

Broken and near death 15-year-old Harry James Potter stumbles upon the land of Deltora during the time of the Shadow Lord’s rule. Taken in by a familiar peddler, Harry creates a new identity and becomes what Deltora needs the most…a Protector.

Fairy Tail – Araceil (Harry Potter x Fairy Tail)

When Dudley throws a book at his cousin’s head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. “I want to start my own Guild! My own family!”. No pairing.

And In The Darkness Bind Them – EpikalStorms (Harry Potter x Lord of the Rings)

He’s been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they’re unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry

Firefly – Araceil (Harry Potter x Avatar)

When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.

A Shreveport Mystery – enchanted nightingale (Harry Potter x Southern Vampire Mysteries)

Harry was tired of all the attention he got in Europe and decided to hide. What better place to do that than Shreveport, Lousiana? He had not counted Vampires in the deal and especially not Eric Northman.

Housemates – Coneycat (Avengers x Being Human)

After falling from the Bifrost, Loki landed in the back garden of a small house in Bristol, England, and was taken in by the occupants– supernatural creatures who know a thing or two about what it feels like to think you are a monster.

Now that he’s no longer all alone, or entirely an outcast, Loki just wants a peaceful life. However, when you’re the God of Mischief (even if you’re technically an alien, and not a god at all) adventures just seem to find you…

Stiles Stilinski: Agent of SHIELD – laniew1 (Avengers x Teen Wolf)

Stiles goes to college and accidentally gets hired by SHIELD.

Part 1

anonymous asked:

GOM about to defend their s/o from some bitchy fangirls but was surprised when their s/o was bitchier and sassier, leaving the fangirls speechless and the GOM proud scenario plese :)

Hello anon! :) I saw an ask like this from another blog, was it you? It was the same request. But I’ll see what I can do :)

Hope you like it :*

Kuroko Tetsuya:

“I really don’t know what Kuroko-kun sees in you.” The girl said, crossing her arms. “He should be dating someone like me, someone beautiful and popular.”

You were currently in Seirin’s gym seating on the bleachers, watching your boyfriend’s practice and at the same time, doing your homework.

This girl has been bothering you since the day you and Kuroko dated, but you ignored her. But now, you were kind of pissed off.

You stood up from your seat, standing directly infront of the fangirl. You were the same height as her, but you stood up with dignity, making you look intimidating.

“I also don’t know what Tetsuya sees in me. I’m not as special as him. However,” You crossed your arms. “Tetsuya won’t be attracted to you in the slightest, I’m sure of that.”

The girl laughed haughtily. “Hah! What makes you think he won’t?”

“You’ve got looks and fame alright, but have you got the brains? I heard your daddy pays a lot just for teachers to pass you.” You smirked. “Tetsuya deserves someone… well, at least not you.”

A couple of snickers were heard, courtesy of the Seirin basketball team, plus their coach. You turned to your boyfriend, who was smiling at you.

The girl was furious and stormed out of the gym, embarassed. Kuroko kissed your forehead.

“I’m proud of you, ______-kun.”

Kise Ryota:

You were in the classroom, reading a novel.You liked to read english novels, considering that one of your best subjects is English.

“Ew. Look at her, reading a book. Again.”

“Yeah, she’s so ordinary.”

“She’s more than ordinary, she’s a nobody.”

“Why did Kise-kun date her? I mean, we’re a lot better.”


Here they go again, you thought irritatedly. The moment you dated Kise, you knew his fangirls would object. But that didn’t matter to you, as long as they didn’t harm you, it was okay.

They would talk about you, but you didn’t care. For Kise, however, he was getting irritated. He was sick of people talking bad stuff behind his _____cchi’s back.

He was about to get up from his seat, but you beat him to it. You’re gonna give them a piece of your mind.

“Excuse me, but I think you have no right to talk about me like that.”

The fangirls looked at one another before bursting in laughter. “Aww, look at her, getting feisty.”

“Yeah, but we were telling the truth. You’re not good enough for Kise-kun.”

You took a deep breath. “And I suppose, you are good enough? Don’t make me laugh.”

“So what if I’m reading a book? Again? I bet you can’t even read in English. So what if I’m a nobody? Being famous is the least of my worries, unlike you insecure, stupid little sluts.”

They gasped. Kise was grinning. You were on a roll.

“What? Don’t look so surprised. My grades are bigger than all of your grades combined, that’s the truth.”

You leaned closer to them. “But do you want to know another truth? It’s the fact that you attempted to seduce our sensei just to make him pass you, but he was furious so he called your parents and later, they found out that you and the janitor had some sexy time in the broom closet.”

The class roared in laughter. The girls were more than embarassed. You smirked. “Don’t bitch againts a bitch who’s bitchier than you, bitches.”

Kise was laughing hysterically. Oh, how proud was he to call you his girlfriend. He walked over to you and wrapped an arm around your waist. “You rock, _____cchi. I love you.”

Murasakibara Atsushi:

You made your way to the Yosen gym, carrying a clipboard and some papers. You’re wearing your Yosen jacket, the same one as the team had. You were going to give the basketball team the opponent’s data for their next game. It was nothing out of the ordinary since you were their manager.

You heard the bouncing balls and the squeaking shoes as you were nearing the gym. When you got there, the boys greeted you. Murasakibara gave you a lazy smile before passing two defenders and dunking againts a third year.

“______-chan, you should be here often,” Says Okamura while reading the data. “Murasakibara practices harder if you’re near.”

You laughed. “Sure, senpai.”

Your gigantic boyfriend walked towards you. You gave him a hug despite the sweat, and he wrapped an arm around you.

“Hello, Atsushi.” You smiled.

“______-chin, what took you so long?”

“I’m sorry, Atsushi. I had to pass some papers to sensei. But I’m here now, aren’t I?” You ran your hand through his hair, which you did so easily because you’re 6 feet flat.

Some laughter were heard at the back. Cheerleaders. “Aren’t they supposed to be in the field? Why are they here?” You asked to no one in particular.

“This is their practice venue for today, ______-chan.” Says Himuro, making his way to the bench behind you and wiping his sweat.

“Well, that girl seems to hate you.” Fukui said, grabbing the papers from Okamura and reading it together with Liu.


“(L/N), the captain of the cheerleading team.” He replied.

Oh right. (L/N). Your mortal enemy. You had been classmates since kindergarten and you hated each other on first sight. She loathed you, and you felt the same. It was very unlucky that she attended the same school as you.

She hated you more when you started dating Murasakibara. She had a crush on him, Murasakibara had a crush on you, you dated Murasakibara, and she hated you even more.

To prove your point, (L/N) walked along with three other cheerleaders towards you. They swayed their hips and catwalked. She glared at you, and you just raised a brow.

Seductively, she leaned towards Okamura. “Thanks for letting us share the court, captain.”

If this was any other girl, Yosen’s captain would start blushing like a lovesick girl, but no. This girl is an exception. Okamura would very much like to date girls, but he doesn’t want girls who sleeps with different men every night.

“Sure.” He said dryly and walked away with Liu.

(L/N) turned to Fukui. “You look extra good today, Kensuke-kun.” She batted her eyelash.

You inwardly snorted. Those were clearly fake. “Do not call me by my given name. I don’t know you.” Fukui felt the same as Okamura. He wasn’t fond of (L/N).

Before she could even talk, Himuro was already chatting with another first stringer and walked towards the baskeball rack, but not before sending you a look that says, ‘Get her, _____-chan’.

Murasakibara was long gone from your side. He was sitting on the bench behind you, munching on a pocky.

“So, playing manager again, _____? That’s just a lame disguise to hide who you truly are.” (L/N) said. “I bet you already slept with each of the haven’t you?”


“You’ve been wearing a halo, when you’re just hiding your horns. Don’t you think I know? I wonder why Murasakibara-kun even dated you.”


“I knew you’re a bitch since kindergarten. Good in everyone’s eyes, but in reality, you’re a bitch.”

Still ignored.

“You’re not even beautiful. You’re flat chested.”

Lalalala. Not hearing anything.

“I just wish Murasakibara-kun would open his eyes and realize what kind of pathetic, little loser you are. You slut.”

That’s it.

She could throw all insults at you, but you are not a slut. You’re many things, but being a cheater isn’t one of them.

Murasakibara knew you hated being called like that, so he put his snack down, ready to defend you. The basketball team noticed this too, but you beat your boyfriend to it.

“You know what, (L/N), I pity you.” You started. “You never stopped being so insecure. You want to be me, but, well, you can’t.”

She’s right about one thing. You’re a closet bitch. And when pushed to the limit, that side of you comes out.

“I never hid about who I am. I think you’re referring to yourself. Slut, you say? Did you just say that because three dicks in your vagina isn’t enough, while my boyfriend can satisfy me with only one?”

The gym erupted in laughter. Even Murasakibara cracked a grin. (L/N) turned red in shame, but you coudn’t care less. “Oh, and flat chested?”

You slowly unbuttoned the jacket you’re wearing. The boys drooled at the sight. You took off the jacket to reveal your tight blouse that greatly showed your big assets.

“I bet you’re wishing you had these.” You smirked, crossing your arms to emphasize the point. “You could pay to have breast implants but, you’re paying extra just so you could pass 10th grade.”

“So, (L/N) (F/N),” you stated her full name, your voice dripping with venom. The temperature suddenly dropped a few degrees. “Unless you want me to spoil your even more dirtier secrets, I suggest you leave. I am Yosen High’s basketball team manager, and I want you to get out of my sight before I ruin your nosejob.”

(L/N) felt shivers down her spine. She ran back to the rest of the cheerleaders and cleared out of the gym.

Wise decision. You weren’t kidding when you said… well, just everything that came out of your mouth. You felt two arms wrap around you, and the whole team either grinned or smiled at you. “I love you, ______-chin.”

“Love you too, Atsushi.”

Liu stood beside you. “So manager-san, does Murasakibara’s dick really rival three average sized dicks?”

A loud, agonizing scream was heard througout the campus, possibly the whole Akita, courtesy of Murasakibara Atsushi.

Aomine Daiki:

Who is this girl again? Oh right, no one important. She’s just the new busty girl who dared to slap you infront of the entire Too Academy student body.

Also the same girl who wouldn’t stop flirting with your fiance since day one.

And she shouldn’t have done that. Aomine’s protective instincts kicked in the moment he saw blood trickle down the side of your lips. He growled and had the intense desire to do the same to the girl.

Wakamatsu and Imayoshi managed to calm him down when they reminded the tanned man what, or rather who, his fiance is. But still… He can’t just let any other woman slap you out of nowhere.

“You’ve got some nerve there.” You started, wiping the blood off. “You slap like a bitch.”

She may not look like it, but damn, you felt your brain shake when she slapped you. Your right cheek was red, it’s definitely going to bruise.

“You deserve it!” She yelled. “You’re a bitch! Aomine-kun doesn’t deserve someone like you!”

‘Is she fucking suicidal?’

‘Does she have a death wish?’

‘She’s new here. She doesn’t know who _____-san is.’

You chuckled darkly. There was a murderous glint in your eyes hidden beneath your bangs. No one dared to speak, nor move. A few people, namely Imayoshi and Aomine, found their reactions entertaining.

“Heh?” You said. “Do you know who I am, (L/N) (F/N)?”

Twice, shivers ran down (L/N)’s spine when you recited her full name. Glaring at her while having a sadistic smile on your face, she was left petrified. She tried to open her mouth, but your intimidation was taking over her system.

“I am _____  ______. Heiress of Japan’s largest Yakuza. Your slap was quite impressive, (F/N), for a wimp.”

You walked infront of (L/N). The teachers didn’t stop you, because they know that your family is the biggest stockholder of Too Gakuen, and the one who supports the school financially. They’d basically lose their job if they interfered with you.

SLAP! On the right cheek.

SLAP! On the left cheek.

Your look remained sadistic as (L/N) dropped on the floor. Born in a japanese mafia family, you were trained to fight and attack. It has been instilled in your mind that nobody should step down your name and your honor. The slap is a sign of disrespect, so you should return it twicefold.

When you raised your hand for another attack, another hand gently caught yours mid-air. He wrapped his other hand on your waist and kissed the side of your head.

“That’s enough, _______. She’s done for. ” Says Aomine. “But good job, baby girl.” 

 Naturally, only someone stronger could pacify you at this moment. Aomine Daiki, a future oyabun like you, had no problems stopping you from killing the girl. He wiped the side of your lips that was tainted with blood.

“You’re fucking lucky my fiance can defend herself. Cause if I was the one who did, I doubt you’ll still be breathing at this point.” He sneered.

Turning to the crowd, he made sure to look every person his sight can reach in the eye. “The next time someone dares to touch my girl, whether male or female, I will break your fingers with my bare hands.”

“This goes to all the women out there: I’m not available. I’m taken for the rest of my life. Don’t bother asking me out and shit because I’m not interested in you and, well, this woman right here demands my attention all the time– OW! Damn, baby you’re violent. But yeah, remember everything I said.”

After you jabbed his ribs, he wordlessly carried you bridal style to the infirmary. He set you down on one of he beds and you looked at him blankly.

“Daiki, I’m not a damsel in distress.” You said. “You didn’t have to do that. Let’s get out of here.”

“Say that when you’re not pouting.” He smirked. “And no, you’re not getting out of here until the redness is gone.”

“I’m not pouting!” Ironically, you pouted unconciously. Daiki laughed until you smacked his back, to which he glared at you.

“Plus I’ve handled worse before. I’ve been sliced by a knife, kicked in the guts, hit by a tube. This is nothing.”

“That was duing training. This is different.


“Look _____, you can defend yourself all you want and shit, but don’t expect me to keep my silence when someone hits you. Doesn’t matter if it hurts or not, you’re my responsibility. Only I can make you writhe in pain in bed– JESUS! Stop hitting me!”

You rolled your eyes. “That’s different, aho!”

A nurse came in with an ice pack. Daiki recieved it and put it over your cheek. You didn’t resist since you know it’s futile. He sighed and kissed the top of your head.

“I want to protect you even though I know you don’t need it.” He said.

As he sat beside you on the bad, you adjusted your position to sit on his lap and Aomine’s arms automatically wrapped around your body. “I love you, Daiki.”

He smirked and pecked your still-red cheek. “Love you too.”

Midorima Shintaro:

It was lunchtime. You sat together with Midorima and Takao in a four-seater table inside the cafeteria.

It was nothing out of the ordinary. You three always sat together at lunch ever since you and Midorima got together. Only one problem, namely, the fangirls.

Glares and gossips were directed to you. You’re used to this. It got annoying sometimes, but usually it was just fine.

However, this day is different. It’s a very hectic week. Exams were coming up, you had 3 projects undone, a book report to pass tomorrow and a graded recitation this afternoon. You aren’t the lazy type, in fact, you were one of the brightest students in your grade; one of the reasons why Midorima fell for you.

You’re usually sweet and nice, but when you’re busy or under pressure, you tend to get bitchy and irritable. This was the only time you got to eat together with your boyfriend this week and nobody should dare ruin it.

The fangirls didn’t get that.

One of them walked up to your table. Tight blouse, cleavage on sight, mini skirt and black heels; no doubt, she’s one of those bitchy type fangirls.

“Hey, _____-chan.“ She said. “How are you?”

You didn’t have time for this shit. No. This has happened a lot of times before. You could deal with her anyday but not now. Midorima and Takao were ready to defend you but just before she could open her mouth, you grabbed Takao’s glass and threw its contents on the girl’s face.

Her expression was a mix of anger and surprise.

“How dare you–”

“Oh shut up.” You spat. “I know this cycle very well. You come here in our table, flirt with my boyfriend, enrage me, I do nothing then you leave. The same thing happens the next day, and the next day. Well guess what, this ends now, bitch.”


“Don’t interrupt me! I’ve had a busy week, my grades are on the line, and this is the only chance I’ll get to spend with my boyfriend before I get busy again so I will not let you ruin this for me, you cheap, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, ignorant, dog kissing, brainless, heartless, bug-eyed, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!”

You were on a roll. You were lightly panting since your insults just came pouring out of your mouth nonstop.

You noticed that your surroundings became silent. All of them were looking at your direction. Takao was on the verge of dying from laughing too much. Midorima had a deadpan expression on his face. The fangirl was speechless.

She’s been pestering you for a long time but this is the first time that you fought back. She wasn’t expecting a fighter.

Midorima also stood up. The girl was expecting him to defend her, but her hopes died down when he stood beside you, kissing your forehead lightly. “Well done.”

You had a peaceful relationship with Midorima from then on.

Akashi Seijuuro:

With Akashi, you weren’t dealing with fangirl. You only had to deal with a cynical woman who’s so obsessed with your husband.

You’ve got it all. Fame, fortune, and a big heart. But you’re so much more than that. You’re a simple, down-to-earth, loyal, sweet and cheerful girl, and that’s why Akashi fell for you. Hard.

Your family is one of the most important persons in the business world. Many would try to bring you down, while others would want to marry you just to expand their business. The same goes for Akashi, but the both of you were unfazed by the odds.

Your relationship was created out of love, not because of any political arrangement. But you kept the marriage a secret for now, so that your college lives will be peaceful.

It was Akashi’s idea to get married even whilst in college. You didn’t have any reason to object, so you agreed.

Tonight, a politician was holding a party for the anniversary of his company, and your attendance is a must. Many tycoons and rich merchants were present, but you and your husband’s presence was the most significant, since you were the most powerful and influential.

“How are you doing so far, Mrs. Akashi?” Akashi wrapped his hand around your waist while holding a glass of champagne in the other.

Akashi knows you aren’t fond of business parties since you had to dress up, put make-up and wear heels. You didn’t like dressing up just to look presentable to other people. If it was for Akashi, it would be okay.

“Not good.” You grumbled. Your heels are killing your feet.

Akashi chuckled. “It’ll be over soon, love.”

As if on cue, a flirty laugh was heard behind you. You rolled your eyes.

Here we go again. In 3… 2… 1…

“Hello, Seijuuro.” I knew it.

“Do not call me by my first name. You do not have the right.” He coldly stated.

(L/N) (F/N) is the daughter of a disgraced businessman. They’re known to be swindlers, the most dishonest and shameful family in the business world. (L/N) has also been flirting and offering marriage with your husband since the start of life, which greatly annoyed you.

“Aww, you hurt me Seijuuro.” She wiped her fake tears.

You weren’t jealous of (L/N). Akashi disliked the girl, and so did you. Akashi couldn’t be rude to her in public for the sake of his honor. Whoever irked your husband, irked you too.

“(L/N), we would appreciate it if you left us to our peace. There are more qualified bachelors, hmmm?” You said, your tone fakely nice.

She glared at you. “You. How dare you stand beside Seijuuro! He’s mine!” She yelled.

Her outburst caused other people to look at you. She really has no shame, you thought (L/N) didn’t care, she just focused on Akashi.

“You bitch! You shouldn’t have existed! Seijuuro should be mine!” She bellowed. “Your family is a scalawag! A fucking hindrance to my relationship with Seijuuro!”

Akashi stepped forward. He didn’t like his empress being insulted. But you squeezed his arm gently, as if to say, ‘I got this.’

You stepped in face-to-face with (L/N).

“A lady shouldn’t act like that, (L/N).” You said. “How dare you have the audacity to insult me and my family in my presence? I do not appreciate the insinuation, (F/N).”

The room suddenly went a few degrees lower with your voice. “If you persist such obnoxious attitude, degrading my relationship with Seijuuro, then I shall be forced to destroy your family once and for all. You’re hanging by a thread, (F/N). In a snap of my fingers, you will be left with nothing. You do know that your family honor is relying on my family, don’t you?”

Akashi smirked. He taught you well.

“So, may I request you to leave this place? I don’t think you’re even invited to this party. Ah, but of course. You were always a gate-crasher.”

A few snickers were heard. Akashi walked to you and pulled you away from (L/N). “You heard her. Leave.”

The guests were staring at her. She went red in embarrassment. She turned her back. In her haste, she bumped into a waiter and tripped on the floor.

“Also, the next time you insult ______, I will be your enemy. That’s all.” Akashi’s voice was dripping with venom. But it turned you on.

Akashi led you to a garden just outside the venue. The music was clearly heard from where you are, and so, Akashi pulled you in for a slow dance.

“I’m so proud of you, my ______.” He said, and a smile was formed on your face.

“I.” A kiss on the forehead.

“Love.” A kiss on the nose.

“You.” He kissed you on the lips.

You smiled at your husband’s sweetness. You had never ever regretted marrying Akashi.

“I love you too, my emperor.”

I know I said I would take three days off tumblr, but inspiration hit over me and so, here it is.

  • person: so do you like any sports?
  • me: well, i really love basketball and volleyball. seirin is the best basketball team and karasuno is the best volleyball team!!!
  • person: oh um i've nev-
  • me: oh yeah and swimming is cool too! those iwatobi guys are pretty good in water!!
  • person: *checks imaginary watch on their wrist* oH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME, I GOTTA JET!!!

anonymous asked:

Sakura, hi 😄 how would the gom and if possible taiga and tatsuya react to their crush selling kisses at a kissing booth in a festival for a good cause? And there's a large line of guys waiting to kiss her? Sorry for my bad english and thanks 😊

Awww that is adorable Anon! Thank you for your patience and I hope you enjoy it! Also, your English is wonderful! 


The endless murmur of the festival’s crowd sang through the air and the delicious scent of food wafted through the school grounds. The whole Seirin Basketball team decided to visit the school festival despite their sore muscles that ached after a rigorous practice. Each member was pointing to various stalls, laughing together in a rare moment of relaxation. Kagami continued to munch on his umpteenth snack which never seemed to fill the endless pit that was his stomach. He nodded subconsciously with a smile as Izuki rambled off a mile a minute, slipping in puns at any opportunity. It wasn’t until your name slid past his lips that Kagami paid much mind.

“____?” He blinked rapidly, brain scrambling to piece the mostly ignored conversation together, wanting to know how it pertained to you. Izuki laughed loudly and patted Kagami on the back, clearly amused at the Ace’s red cheeks that flushed at the mention of your name. Instead of saying anything, he gripped the boys cheeks, puffing his lips out comically, and turned his head sharply to the right. His eyebrows scrunched in confusion until time seemed to roll to a stop. His eyes widened when he saw your bright smile, head tipping to the side with a laugh. Your hand softly went to push a few strands  out of your face and you waved goodbye to one of the visiting patrons at your stall.

That is when Kagami finally took notice of the stall you were managing. The second he read ‘Kissing Booth’ he felt his stomach flutter wildly and the apples of his cheeks flare up. His heart seemed to pump rapidly and all coherent thoughts ceased. There was only you in that moment. Looking just as stunning as ever. He didn’t even realize his lips turn into a smile at the sound of your laugh.

“Are you alright Kagami-kun?” Kuroko’s voice questioned quietly, while sipping from his vanilla shake. Nigou yipped a few times, effectively pulling Kagami from his daydream.

“Y-Yeah. Of course.” He cleared his throat in an unconvincing attempt.

“He is just too shy to go up and get a kiss from ____-chan.” Izuki elbowed him a few times while wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.

“I don’t w-want a kiss!” Kagami flustered. He puffed his cheeks out childishly and felt his eyebrow twitch at the escalating laugh of his teammates.

“Well… it seems they all want a kiss.” Kuroko pointed at a quickly growing line of eager boys, all smirking far too much for Kagami’s liking. The butterflies in his tummy quickly turned to a stomach churning knot. Jealously coursed through him and he shoved his snack into a stunned Izuki’s hands. The team stared in shock as they watched him give ruthless glares to each poor fool who dared to enter the line.

“How the hell can you be ‘in the zone’ off court?” Hyuga shoved his glasses up in annoyance.

“I don’t know but if that girl can make him go 'into the zone’ than I like her.” Riko’s eyes flashed deviously at the many schemes that raced through her strategic mind.

Kagami finally cleared the last person away before he reached you. Sweat coated the back of his neck and he was sure that his throat had committed treason with the way it tightened.

“Taiga-kun! I…I was hoping you would stop by.” You nibbled at your lip and your eyes looked up shyly. His face was beat red and his Adam’s apple bobbed nervously. With a shaky hand he smashed down a wad of money on the counter. Your eyes widened when you saw more than the needed fee for the 'kissing booth’. Quite a few times more…


The Shield of Aegis parted the crowd like water. People moved out of the way of their tall frames and one member in particular laughed at how oblivious his teammates were to their intimidating heights. He glanced around, looking for somewhere that the team could eat. Murasakibara wouldn’t quit whining and the rest of the team eagerly agreed to find dinner and stock up on snacks for the purple giant.

Voices cheered loudly around them and people ran from booth to booth, trying new games. Himuro brushed at his bangs tentatively, keeping his eyes open for any promising food stalls. His eyes widened when he felt something bump into him and a small squeak caused him to look down. You were sprawled on the ground, a few posters scattered at your feet. You blew a few stray hairs out of your face and looked up the person you accidentally bumped into.

Your cheeks flushed, heating up in a flurry of embarrassment. Of course you would bump into your crush, it seemed fate loved to have a good laugh at your expense. You however, were oblivious at the flustered demeanor of Himuro. He swallowed harshly, eyeing your small form and the red tint of your skin. Your eyes seemed a bit nervous and he shook away his inner thoughts, finally coming to his senses and offering you a hand.

“T-Thank you Himuro-san.” You dusted your uniform off and began picking up the fallen posters, only to bit your lip nervously when he started to help.

“No need to be so formal ____-chan.” Himuro smiled softly, willing his heart rate to slow down. Whenever he was near you he found himself unable to speak as well as he wished. With anyone else he could lay on the charm thick, but with you it seemed difficult to even form coherent thoughts. Hopefully he could keep his sentences straight and not send you running away. He picked up the last poster and turned it over to get a look at it. In bold pink letters it read, 'Kissing Booth’. His hand shook slightly, eyes widening and highly dramatic daydreams raced through his mind.

“Himuro-kun? Are you okay?” Your voice brought him out of daydream for a second time. “Sorry to run so quick, but I am late to my booth. I hope you enjoy the festival!” He watched your figure weave through the crowd, until you disappeared completely.

“Eh, Muro-chin…let’s go find food already.” Murasakibara towered over him, snacking diligently on his potato chips.

“I am going to have to pass Mura-kun. I found something else to satisfy my appetite.” Smoothing his hands over his shirt he steeled his nerves and followed in the direction you disappeared earlier, leaving the confused Yosen members behind.

Baby Maybe

Pairings: Aomine Daiki/Kagami Taiga
Rating: T
Words: ~1300
Tags: Kissing Booths, Fluff, First Kiss

Summary: Momoi somehow gets Aomine to come to the Seirin club fair where the basketball team is holding a kissing booth.

Or, everyone wants to kiss Teppei and Kagami may be a little mad about his lack of customers. 

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anonymous asked:

AkaFuri~ \^∆^/

Aw Furi is too cute :3

• who hogs the duvet none, Akashi is pretty still and Furihata sleeps all curled up on himself
• who texts/rings to check how their day is going Akashi
• who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts Furihata, he is a precious boy
• who gets up first in the morning AKASHI
• who suggests new things in bed akASHI
• who cries at movies Furi lol
• who gives unprompted massages Akashi and Furi when he sees Sei is stressed
• who fusses over the other when they’re sick they both take care of one another
• who gets jealous easiest AKASHI
• who has the most embarrassing taste in music Furi 
• who collects something unusual none
• who takes the longest to get ready no one, Akashi is always on time and Furihata isn’t one to take too much time
• who is the most tidy and organised they both are organised
• who gets most excited about the holidays Furiahata, he’s such a baby
• who is the big spoon/little Furi is the little spoon obv
• who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports surprisingly enough, Akashi
• who suggests that they buy a pet Akashi
• what couple traditions they have none
• what tv shows they watch together programs on History Channel and basketballs games
• what other couple they hang out with Kuroko, Akashi’s old team mates, the whole Seirin basketball team
• how they spend time together as a couple Furi plays videogames while Akashi reads besides him or plays the violin
• who made the first move AKASHI, Furihata was scared shitless
• who brings flowers home Akashi