seinfeld season 4

The Yadda Yadda Theory

Okay so, thanks to the TV Guide article, there has been a lot of speculation about Oliver & Felicity possibly not reuniting by the end of the season.

People have already made good, solid, evidence-backed arguments for why this doesn’t make sense at all and is likely just misdirection from Wendy.

But here is my crack-theory reason to why I honestly can’t see them still being apart by the end of 4x23:

In a season where Olicity toured the world together, moved in together, and got engaged to one another….we still haven’t gotten a love scene.

WAIT! Hold on. I know what you’re going to say.

“But what about 4x01? Or 4x06?“

Well, simply put, those don’t count. They were not love scenes. They were simply scenes that implied that a love scene took place off screen–which, in my opinion, is complete crap. They do not compare to 3x20 in any way, shape, or form. To put it in Seinfeld terms, Season 4 has yadda yadda’d over the best part!

4x01 and 4x06 both yadda yadda’d over the best part (and 4x01 had the nerve to do this TWICE!) Which is why we are DUE a proper love scene in S4.

So that’s my cracked out, not at all evidence based reason not to worry too much about the TV Guide article.

Happy Thursday everyone.