Step 1: Wake up at 7:30am. NO SNOOZE BUTTONS ALLOWED.
Step 2: Get dressed while listening to Backstreet Boys. Eat breakfast while listening to Backstreet Boys. Brush teeth while listening to Backstreet Boys. Drive to work while blasting Backstreet Boys with your windows rolled down
Step 3: Spend 7 hours teaching small children how to act and dance while at the same time trying to keep them from killing each other or co-workers. During this time learn that your best friend and her sister have registered you for Pottermore while you were at work. Feel free to love them forever
Step 4: During your break, come into the auditorium to find that everyone (including the children) has discovered that you are dating one of your co-workers. Stand there awkwardly as the song “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” is played on the speakers and everyone sings along.
Step 5: Drive home from work (while still blasting Backstreet Boys) and return to find that your sister has slammed her finger in a door. And that there are also no ice packs in the house.
Step 6: Learn that your sister’s finger is not broken, but she is now completely helpless, and you must do everything for her.
Step 7: Attend a very long and boring ACT prep class with people that you thought you wouldn’t have to talk to all summer, but it just so happens that they sit right next to you
Step 8: Come home exhausted. You crash on the floor, and just as you’re about to fall asleep, you realize Shark Week is still on. So you then spend 3 hours lying on your couch while you mindlessly watch those BAMFs eat people
Step 9: Go to the computer with the hope of turning it off. You will most likely get distracted and end up telling the world about your majestic day.