Ne: *shoves Fi* We are suffering!!!! Emergency!!!! It’s time to shit-post!!!!
Fi: no no we should post how shitty we feel
Si: no! Let’s post photos of pretty plants and sad dark paintings
Te: DESTROY THE LIFE OF THE PERSON WHO DID THIS TO US
Si: look! Can you see the sad beauty in the photo of these crushed roses??
Ne: Ooooo! Ooooo! Let’s tell really embarrassing stories! No! Even better! Let’s make jokes about ourself!!!!
Fi: oh…look…a list of every person who’s ever hurt me with a bullet list under each name for everything they’ve ever done wrong.
Te: *rips list out of Fi’s hands* …this is a really big list…we’re gonna have to…ruin the lives of everyone we’ve ever known…
Fi: I think it’s time to be cynical about human beings. I think I’m going to write 6 pages about it.
Ne: post a photo of a trash can and tag it “selfie”