seeing as i killed off your otp

Imagine your OTP- Things I've said to my SO
  • "Why the fuck are there three different rolls of paper towels??"
  • "Do we need lessons on how ziplock bags work?"
  • "Taking off my clothes takes effort. I'm sleeping on the futon."
  • "At what point if any did it cross your mind that this might be a bad idea?"
  • "TECHNOLOGY HATES ME OH MY GOD I KILLED THE MICROWAVE."
  • "Wake me up if you want something!! Seriously! Sleepy sex is awesome!"
  • "Please kill it. Preferably with fire."
  • "See, this is why we're together. No one else could handle our terrible puns."
  • "YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STAB YOURSELF OPENING YOUR ANNIVERSARY GIFT GO TO THE HOSPITAL."
  • "I love you. but I swear to you if you keep leaving lunch containers in the sink without putting soapy water in them I will kill you slowly."
  • "Dude, we're old... your brother just left with a 24-pack of bud ready to party, and we're sitting in front of the TV with Netflix and fancy cheese."
  • "These potatoes in the fridge are starting to flower... can I toss them?"
  • "Sleep is for those that haven't been struck with inspiration."
  • "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
  • "Sweetie, I appreciate the thought, but I meant A 50c PACKAGE of reeses, I didn't need the whole candy aisle."
  • "Goddamn it why are you so sweet."
  • "I just got out from babysitting and I am having my tubes tied immediately."
  • "I AM NOT CUTE GODDAMN IT I AM INTIMIDATING."
  • "Let me rephrase, I'm getting mongolian. if you'd like, you can come along, but if not, that's cool too. but I want mongolian."
  • "You bought WHAT for HOW MUCH?"
  • "I love your mother, but I almost reached across the table and wrapped my hands around her throat."
  • "Why do we even NEED more bass?"
  • "SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKER"
  • "You may want to hide the alcohol because I may die from how much and how badly I want to drink right now."
  • "Aaaack that freaks me out when you do that!!"
  • "Everything hurts and I'm dying, but I'm not pregnant this month so that's nice."
  • "STOP TICKLING ME YOU ASSHOLE I WILL NIPPLE PINCH YOU"

If anyone can give me a logical explanation as to why they killed Robin Hood off on Once Upon a Time, please let me know because I can’t come up with any.

And seeing as they lost a lot of viewers just because of that and not bringing real Robin back, they shouldn’t have sunk our ship.

Please Consider: Out of Context Dan Avidan Lines as AU prompts

As seen in this brilliant series of videos. Some of my favorites:

  • Never chase a ball into the street when it’s invested by zombies
  • (With absolute apathy) “Would you get shot with a laser for one dollar?” “Sure”
  • It’s like Pokemon Snap for psychotics!
  • Fuckin’… fighting for our lives at Central Taco
  • It’s like the night after the orgy after the thriller video wraps
  • (very sincerely) “I mean, you’re dumb as shit but you’ve seen a lot of stuff”
  • “Fist of the Shadow of the Collosus of the North Star!”
  • “THE ORANGE JUICE DID NOT EXTINGUISH THE FLAMES”
  • They’re all just trying to trick or treat and you keep killing them before they can explain themselves
  • Naked and dead in a cult member’s society to…happy, with pants
  • “Hold on, I am not mature enough to handle the phrase ‘retarding the zombification process’”
  • “Would you just relax and let me kill for money?!”
  • *standing on a stump in the middle of the woods shrieking off key Rush lyrics*
  • There ain’t no quittin’ time in Octopus Gas Station Town
  • “I mean I have dipped my balls in chocolate…you see what happens when I start thinking about sushi?!”
  • “What’s the Morse Code for “You’re a pussy?”

i want to write my reactions to the please like me season finale as i watch it because my heart is racing like mad and i am probably dying so i have to do it now there will be typos and whatnot so be warned 

  • JOSH AND ARNOLD MAKING OUT BUT LIKE HARDCORE MAKING OUT I JUST I OH GOD ALL OF IT GIVE ME ALL OF IT I AM WHAT AH THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE WHAT CAN I DO WHAT ARE MY HORMONES EVEN DOING
  • oh no patrick
  • i mean, patrick no
  • tom what the fuck get your shit together for a second please thanks
  • oh my god arnold is such a sweetheart i am crying so hard
  • the way josh is treating patrick makes me laugh like an idiot and i can’t laugh or i’ll wAKE UP THE ENTIRE HOUSE FUCKkk
  • patrick what in tHE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING WHY ARE YOU HERE IS THERE A REASON I DON’T SEE A REASON
  • no tom what the frick
  • OH NO ARNOLD DON’T SIT LIKE THAT YOU ARE TOO ADORABLE I AM MELTING
  • no no gUYS STOP YOU ARE TOO MUCH I AM CRYING look at them just look at them juST FCKU
  • also arnold just described the most part of my problems tbh
  • no nO NO FUCK YOU PATRICK JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF GO AWAY FUCKING GO AWAY STEP OFF MY OTP YOU BITCH I’M GONNA KILL YOU TO DEATH
  • oh thank god at least josh is not being a total dumbfuck about it GO FOLLOW YOUR SOULMATE JOSH JUST GO
  • man i can’t go on with the episode i’m gonna die of heart stroke because of arnold’s panic attack
  • no okay i cannot i’m having troubles breathing
  • ARNOLD SWEETHEART JUST
  • i’ve been there so many times is ridiculous. i get how arnold’s feeling and i feel terrible anD JOSH JUST GIVE HIM SPACE I’M BEGGING YOU CHRIST
  • i can’t believe how sweet josh is being though i am so grateful for this oh god
  • tom jesus h christ
  • yes go home just go home just fuck you thanks bye
  • oh good heavens poor arnold i am so overwhelmed 
  • I KNEW MAE WASN’T GOING TO SAY YES AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA JEEZ I LOVE HER
  • no josh i am afraid of vomit don’t do this to me
  • SHIT NO NOT THAT PSYCHIATRIST COCKBLOCKER AGAIN
  • fuck yes he wants you to stay SHUT UP PSYCHIATRIST
  • no josh I AM SO SAD FUCK EVERYTHING
  • YES YES YOU GO FOR IT HANNA ILU YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT
  • tom what the fuck
  • YES YES JOSH GO TO ARNOLD GO TO ARNOLD YESSSSS
  • i cant brdeathe
  • ncuddle CUDDLESS!!11111 ufcican0t breather
  • i am fucking crying i will never recover from this WOULD YOU LOOK AT THEM CUDDLING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS THE BEST THING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
  • no just I’M EXPLODING i need to watch this 298301 times excuse me bye
  • also i cannot accept this is the season finale i need please like me every second of my existence FUCK i naMS CRYIGN
In defense of EMA [SNK 87]

Honestly I’m so tired of seeing people on tumblr dissing Eren and Mikasa for doing whatever they could to save Armin. Coincidentally, most of the garbage comes from those who see Mikasa and Eren as a threat to their personal OTPs. I mean, are we even reading the same manga? Take off your shipper glasses just for a moment because I’m going to take mine off.

Of course they’re wrong for disobeying Levi and Hange’s orders. Mikasa even more so for pinning down the Captain, threatening him with a blade and hurting Hange. No, neither her nor Eren had the intent to kill anyone. Mikasa was clearly going to use the dull edge of her blade to ward off Floch. 

They need to be punished but the Survey Corps desperately needs these two, so I don’t see many alternatives other than jail time right now. But while Eren’s offense was staring down at Levi, trying to snatch the serum box from him and grabbing his ankle, Mikasa’s was much worse. It doesn’t matter that she didn’t hurt the Captain, or that in the end Levi accepted their decision and didn’t hold a grudge against her and Eren. A blade to the throat is still a threat, even if she asked him for the serum politely. If Hange wants to be fair with everyone, then Mikasa has to stay in jail for longer than Eren, because while I’m not against their punishment, sleeping in a jail cell isn’t doing any good to Eren’s mental health right now, and his condition will make Armin only the more guilty, even though he did nothing wrong.

Anyway, looking at this panel and seeing Armin taking care of them I can’t help but be proud of Eren and Mikasa. This is insane - they’re heroes who took back Wall Maria, yet they’re in jail. They gave up their own freedom and gave up on Erwin, humanity’s only other hope, just to have their best friend back, even though he’s by no means unworthy of being saved. It’s going to make for an interesting story, that’s for sure. And it’s so sweet to see Armin staying with them no matter the circumstances, like partners in crime even though they had only the best intentions in doing what they did. So despite the circumstances, I’m happy for them and I’m glad they can be there for each other. Their friendship is the most positive and beautiful thing in this entire damn manga. 

Listen up. Eren and Mikasa won’t ever regret standing up for Armin. Their only regret will be having to resort to do it the way they did it.

alfredopizzaluver151  asked:

Can you make an entire homestuck song out of "prince ali"? Pfft

Okay I will.  I didn’t want to but I will.  The syllables will fit and work with the tune and it’s gonna be at least on the high end of mediocre.

edit/On a side note, the more I listen to this song the more I love it and the more I respect whoever wrote it.

edit/Made the verses about all his animals focus on horses only.

edit/Gets kind of tongue-twistery in places, sorry about “brindled and dappled”.  STILL FITS THOUGH.  Lemme know if you’re having trouble with the emphasis and I’ll see if I can clear things up!

Yes It’s Me (Andrew Hussie), a parody of Prince Ali from the movie Aladdin, based on this post I made last night

Make hay, for it is he!
Say neigh! for it is he!

Hey! Here’s a webcomic most bizarre
The author inserted his avatar
But he, like the rest of the cast, was bound to die

Thus slain
With a gun,
And nowhere to run,
He’ll leave you to wonder why!

Yes it’s me,
Andrew Hussie,
Author of Homestuck!
For a laugh,
I’ll kill off half
Of your OTP (“of” is optional if you like it better without)

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SNK Chap 82: Armin Arlert, is too precious for the world.

OH MY GOSH WHAT IS HAPPENING?! [SPOILERS AHEAD] I am in shock right now! My brain can’t accept this! I can’t believe Armin is dead! 

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO HIM?! It’s Armin!! If anybody deserves to live in this whole manga, it’s him! He too precious. Why the hell would you do this? It seems so unnecessary to kill him. You better be brining him back with some medicine or something because I refused to believe he is actually dead. There is no way you can kill off such an important characters right when shit is getting real. What about his dream of seeing the ocean? It’s where everything started! He won’t be able to achieve his dream of seeing the ocean and that’s so fucked up! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ISAYAMA???!!!! I HATE YOU!!!

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And Now We Wait

This was a rough week in television for your Lookout. The OUAT writers killed off (in a show with albeit fluctuating permanence) half of my OTP in what many are seeing as a thinly veiled step toward advancing my NOTP. HIMYM had a series finale so horrendous that it reached back into the past 9 seasons and ruined the entirety of the show for me. And TWD had its season finale and launched a seven month hiatus. Considering all of that, I think TWD finale went better than I expected (although granted, my expectations were Mariana Trench low).

Are there things I would have done differently from a narrative standpoint? Novels could be filled with the answer to that, both as a fan in general and as a shipper. In weighing the pros and cons of this season, I started mulling over what exactly I would have changed. It’s easy to say “Oh, I would have done that differently/better,” but what do I mean when I say that? Most of what I came up with involved fixing the egregious lapses in logic, physics, and common sense that were implemented as catalysts for certain plot points that were ultimately unsatisfying (the lack of a rendezvous point, Rick’s minimal investigation of the murders, the sheer lack of realistic emotive and psychological responses from almost all parties, the Governor FUBAR, and the unforgivable amount of time that Daryl idled the black car in front of the megaherd before reversing…because REALLY?!).

However, I will give this season the credit that it deserves. Both Daryl and Carol survived season four, and a reunion in S5 is inevitable, as he’s in Terminus and she’s en route to Terminus. The last nail was driven into the coffin of Rick’s reasoning for exiling Carol in the shape of a bite mark in Joe’s neck. Carol had an independent story arc, even if it was mishandled at several points by the writers.

That doesn’t excuse not having Carol is over half of the episodes this season or casting aside the emotional reactions of the characters for more and more rushed plot, but that subject has been conquered by others already, so I won’t get into it here. Instead, I want to discuss the top five things that I, Rhinozilla, would have changed or done differently if I had had any say in the course of season four. I’ve seen a few of these mentioned elsewhere and some I haven’t seen mentioned anywhere yet. Obviously, these are mostly Caryl-related, and they aren’t necessarily representative of the opinions of my fellow crew. With that said, on we go!

1. Carl would have been the killer.

Despite Carol’s explicit confession to Tyreese and with no solid reason for her to lie at that point, some of us are still clinging to the hope that Carol wasn’t the killer, simply because the evidence doesn’t add up and the method and mindset of the murderer was not indicative or defensible for an adult with a knowledge of how disease spreads. We could accept that Carol killed two people, but the reasoning and the evidence behind it just “ain’t her.”

There is so much more circumstantial evidence pointing to Carl, and how it would have tied into Lizzie’s story would have been much more intriguing than a one-episode murder mystery that ultimately led nowhere. If Carol had figured out that Carl did it and decided to cover for him until which time she could talk to him or come up with a plan to break it gently to Rick, that would have given us a deeper well of psychological conflict in 4a. We would have had more akin to “The Grove” and less akin to “Indifference.”

2. Daryl would have gotten the illness.

One of the problems with Daryl this season was this perpetuated sense that he is untouchable, despite TPTB’s comments otherwise. Physically, emotionally, mentally: he’s been fairly safe and secure, barring the necessary and occasional breakdown. What this did was make his character largely monotonous this season. He didn’t have a consistent arc, and what arc he did have seemed to have the intention of bringing out his more emotional side, except it overshot and gave us a mopey set of biceps with the self preservation of a block of cheese (not looking through the door before opening it, despite the audience being able to SEE the walkers through the slats? REALLY?!)

By hitting Daryl with the illness, we would have seen him struggle with the one thing that he hasn’t gone up against before: physical vulnerability. Daryl can hack and slash and fight his way out of most anything, and S2’s “Chupacabra” gave us the most gratuitous presentation of that. It’s a different thing to fight your own body though, and you can’t take a crossbow to battle against disease. Forcing him to face his physical limitations and more importantly making him depend on somebody to take care of him, making it clear that he CANNOT survive on his own and would DIE if it wasn’t for the care of others. Enter Carol.

Not only would we get an arc of Daryl struggling to accept help and overcoming the feelings of inadequacy that would have followed, but we would have seen the playing field leveled. After the numerous times that Daryl has saved Carol’s life, this would have been a perfect time to illustrate that that door swings both ways. She has already saved him numerous times emotionally, but it would have been a welcome addition to see her save him physically.

Plus, hurt/comfort Caryl is a weakness of mine. I gobble that stuff up.

3. Bring back the megaherd.

This is probably my biggest pet peeve of season four. Daryl and Co ran into a massive hoard of walkers, confirmed by TPTB to contain over 7500 walkers, and after fleeing the car, we NEVER SAW IT AGAIN. You cannot tell me that after every single character was thrust out of the prison and into orbit in the wilderness, that not a single one of them encountered this ocean of zombies.

What I would have done, after retroactively killing the Governor in the S3 finale, would have been to use the megaherd as the reason that they had to flee the prison. A herd that size would have torn through the fences like a sledge hammer through glass. There would be no fighting it or saving the prison, as the Governor’s attack didn’t quite convince me of. The Governor’s “Kill ‘em all” moment could have happened in the S3 finale, and we would have had the more impressive and ominous threat of 7500 walkers in our backyard to end the prison arc.

4. Resolve the murder arc before leaving the prison.

The murder mystery, for me at least, became completely irrelevant once the prison fell. The threat of a “killer among us” lost its vigor once they all scattered, and the lack of real reactions to the murders themselves left a lot to be desired. We never saw the other sick people panic: someone killed the first two people who got sick, why weren’t any other sick people concerned about this?

We never saw any mercy killing either, to go up against the actions of Karen and David’s killer and the exploration of the necessity and ethics of those actions. By exploring it more deeply and wrapping it up more succinctly (and going along with Carl as the killer in Number 1), we would have seen Carl and Carol interacting more in that capacity, as well as Rick coping with what Carl did and what Carol had been willing to do. In addition, how would Carol have handled the situation differently, covering for Carl, knowing that Daryl was sick and it might have been him instead of Karen and David?

5. Stick Daryl and Glenn together after the prison fell.

Daryl’s lethargy after leaving the prison made a lot of us twitch in rage and cry character assassination. This was not the man who spent weeks searching the woods and nearly getting himself killed to find a little girl. This was not the man who volunteered to go back to the farm looking for Andrea. This was not the man who shelved his search for his brother to rescue Glenn from the presumably violent Vatos gang.

Daryl became a grumpy lump in 4b because he was allowed to, and the company he kept had little power or influence in changing that mindset. This season has highlighted that Daryl is not an alpha male, he is not a leader if left to his own devices, and he will start to revert if someone doesn’t take the reins. Conversely, we saw Glenn take the reins in 4b, damning the world for the sake of finding Maggie, his wife, his Person. He didn’t take naysaying from the physically imposing Abraham, and he wasn’t guilted by Rosita or persuaded by Eugene. Even if Tara hadn’t backed him, Glenn was determined to find his family.

That kind of gusto would have given Daryl the kick in the pants needed to get his mess together and focus on finding his Person and his family too, instead of aimlessly meandering around for a while before the next regularly scheduled plot found him. The potential for angst would still be there, but there would be more of a fire behind it. Plus, you know Glenn is a Caryl shipper, and in those quieter moments, that totally would have come out in the wash.

Those are my top five changes. “But, Rhinozilla!” I hear you cry out. “You forgot the Caryl reunion! Off with your head!” Hear me out. The consensus seems to be that, after the initial rage at the lack of Carol/Caryl reunion in the finale passed, shippers would rather that moment be pushed back to S5 than bungled and rushed through in the S4 finale. I agree with that. I wish that the season had not been constructed so that a Caryl reunion would have been shoehorned in or that Carol and Tyreese were completely absent except for a three second silent cameo.

I am NOT looking forward to a seven month wait before we see them reunite, but the fact that that reunion is a possibility (nay, an inevitability!) will keep me going. That, and the fabulous fanfiction and fanart and meta that are going to come out of this.

Due to MMB’s utter perfection and the heaps of long overdue praise from media outlets and critics, Carol has become an irreplaceable force in the show and I have full faith in her assured longevity with the series. And, despite his aimlessness this season, Daryl is still one of the cash cows on TWD. Together, they make a super-couple that could take this show into uncharted waters, both in story and in ratings…if only the writers would stop dropping acid long enough to realize it. The clock is ticking on that.

One week down, approximately 28 to go.

- Rhinozilla

I’m going against the grain: I had a day where I had a LOT more work to do in a lot less time do to it in because of Reasons. It’s a physical labor job, so I had to bust ass. Also it’s been raining for the past… since February. Somehow I managed to pull it off. So even though the day started out sucky, it ended nicely. Still no break in the rain, though. 

So in the spirit of that (OH GOD WILL I EVER SEE THE SUN AGAIN) maybe the OTP of your choice spending a day at the beach? A sunny one.


this is SOMETHING. i’m not sure what, but something. i wish our situations were reversed, I would kill for that much rain


“Oh, Pepper,” Tony calls in a sing-song.

She opens her eyes, squinting against the sun that’s cooking her toes even under a thick layer of sand. Steve and Tony both are coming up the beach from the water, wet hair sticking up odd angles and their bodies shining. They’re beaming at her.

Pepper smiles and tips her head back against the chair back, enjoying the view. She can’t help feeling smug about the swimsuits she picked out for them, Steve’s in gold and Tony’s in blue. They’re teeny, tiny fitted things and— She sighs contentedly.

Steve’s suit has ridden up around the top of his thighs and he ducks his head, grinning at her as he tugs the legs back down.

With a sharp whistle between his teeth, Tony makes her jump. “None of that now,” he says, pointing a finger at her. Then he smiles and drops down in the sand beside her under the shade of the enormous Captain America shield umbrella and leans in for a kiss.

He tastes like salt and smells like sunscreen and Pepper hums. Then she pulls back and pats him on the cheek, getting her palm damp, and says, “Tony, I bought those suits and I’m going to enjoy the view as much as I like.” She looks up at Steve with a smile. “Hi, soldier.”

“Hello, there, ma'am,” Steve says with one of his slow, sly grins and he bends down to plant a kiss on her that’s every bit as salty as Tony’s.

“Not fair,” Tony complains. “You know that does it for me.”

Pepper grins. “Why, I had no idea.”

She laughs when Tony drags Steve away to claim his mouth himself.