seeing as i just watched two hours of shakespeare

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PROMPTS

okay, so i gathered up a little prompt list. i got inspired by a lot of different things and took about two weeks to come up with all of these. thus, i want to just state that i don’t want anyone to copy these and use in their own writing, thanks.

request a prompt in my ask box by putting the prompt number(s) and who you want it with in the message. currently i’m writing about cody christian, theo raeken, sebastian stan, bucky barnes, tom holland and peter parker :> (gif credits to the owners)

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  1. “I know it’s gonna hurt so I’ll go first.”
  2. “I want you to be the one.”
  3. “Five more minutes, babe, five more minutes.”
  4. “I strongly believe how to annoy your girlfriend is a key to a healthy relationship.”
  5. “I don’t get how letting your life depend on two plastic … sticks is fun.”
  6. “Just … come and dance with me in the water.”
  7. “We could try bodypainting …”
  8. “Everything you are is everything I need.”
  9. “At least try to be cool.”
  10. “But how can you say no to that face !?”
  11. “What did you think ? That I enjoy the pain ?”
  12. “I’d be a little bit lost without you.”
  13. “Quick ! Let’s hide in the bathroom !”
  14. “My plan is to blame it on you.”
  15. “See, it’s the times like these that I need a dog for.”
  16. “I wasn’t going to say anything. I’m nice like that.”
  17. “Yeah, no. Those Shakespeare lines don’t work.”
  18. “We wouldn’t be in this situation if you would’ve just admitted I was right.”
  19. “You need to take a deep breath and calm down.”
  20. “[Name], we can’t fix what’s broken.”
  21. “When I say ‘netflix and chill’ I mean literally 'netflix and chill’.”
  22. “You watch too much MasterChef …”
  23. “You’ve been watching too much Supernatural and/or Teen Wolf.”
  24. “Oh god, you’ve watched Civil War too many times.”
  25. “Does dozing off for two minutes about an hour ago count ?” *slurps coffee*
  26. “This huge backpack on my back totally messed up with my balance.”
  27. “I want to, but I don’t think I’m ready yet.”
  28. “There’s only so many things I’m certain of. One of them is that I love you.”
  29. “So … how about a vacation ?”
  30. “But … it’s two a.m.”
  31. “Let’s get naked.”
  32. “I’m not even joking.”
  33. “I can’t stay mad at that face.”
  34. “You’re the reason why I’m here !”
  35. “What d'you think of Bahamas ?”
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

I wasn’t going to write a review of TFA, but I’ve had a number of people privately ask my opinion on it today. I’ve intentionally stayed away from other reviews and criticisms because I wanted to think my own thoughts about it, so here you go, all my emotionally-laden, extremely biased and harsh crit. 

MASSIVE MOTHERFUCKING SPOILERS AHEAD

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