So after going onto twitter to like and retweet some of the Captain Swan tweets that I’ve seen here on tumblr, I decided that a little post should be made to help people navigate the patience testing twitter-sphere. Anyways, here ya go! :)
1. Go to the Once ABC page
2. Smile like an idiot and proceed to hit like and/or retweet on any Captain Swan, Killian Jones, or Emma Swan tweet you see
3. If you’re so inclined, perhaps leave a nice reply about how much you love these two beautiful dorks. (Don’t be afraid to use lots of smiley faces and heart emojis. The more the better, they are your otp after all)
4. GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR WHOLE FRICKIN HOUSE GETS SUCKED INTO THE DARK SWIRLING VORTEX OF NEGATIVITY THAT IS THE COMMENTS SECTION!
LEAVE. JUST LEAVE.
GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT. WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING THERE?! GO!
Smash your computer with a sledge hammer! Drop kick your cell phone out of a window! Literally just get off twitter, dude. You will be so much happier if you don’t stay to read the extremely unnecessary and negative comments.