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What went down in Dislocoeur
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Ms. Bustier: in many fairy tales the prince breaks the spell by kissing the princess, can anyone tell me why?
  • Rose: BECAUSE DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ms. Bustier: that's not really an answer
  • Max: technically this only applies to 87% of fairy tales
  • Ms. Bustier: there's no way that number is correct
  • Ms. Bustier: maybe like 7% or 8% at most
  • Rose: DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ms. Bustier: yes Rose we got that
  • Rose: DO THE SMOOCHY THING DO THE SMOOCHY THING DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ms. Bustier: who are you even talking to
  • Ms. Bustier: are you saying that in the imperative
  • Rose: pls do the smoochy thing :( #ladynoir
  • Adrien: well I just wrote this poem time to toss it in the garbage with the rest of the fandom
  • Marinette: hmm I wonder what that hot guy threw in the trash
  • Marinette: ooh it's a poem!
  • Marinette: "roses are red, violets are violet, poetry is f**king hard, do the smoochy thing pls"
  • Chloé: hmm why is Marinette looking through the garbage
  • Sabrina: did you know there's an entire fandom in there?
  • Chloé: wow she must be really desperate
  • Max: kk Kim it's time for you to run along this route and meet your crush on a bridge
  • Kim: why is her route so convoluted
  • Max: idk but if you meet her on that particular bridge and give her this particular jewel you've got a 87% chance of success
  • Kim: there's no way that number is correct
  • Kim: maybe like 7% or 8% at most
  • Marinette: I say go for it!
  • Kim: kk, running now
  • Alya: NO WAIT COME BACK
  • Alya: NEVER TAKE ROMANTIC ADVICE FROM MARINETTE
  • Marinette: now imma write a poem to Adrien
  • Chloé: and imma break the hearts of a buncha tweens
  • Chloé: hey tweens! you see how fabulous I am? well I'm never gonna date you
  • Chloé: do you see what you're missing out on
  • Chloé: well that was fun anyway I hope one of you gets akumatized now
  • Chloé: F**K ALL Y'ALL TO THE END OF THE WORLD AND BACK
  • Chloé: b**ch I'm out
  • Kim: *goes to bridge*
  • Kim: this is the Pont des Arts, right?
  • Kim: so where did all the locks go
  • Kim: it's just panes of plexiglass
  • Kim: this is way less romantic now
  • Chloé: hey Kim
  • Kim: hey Chloé lemme smash
  • Chloé: are you for real
  • Kim: I got you blue AND yellow
  • Chloé: you're as pathetic as that meme
  • Kim: she doesn't want blue and yellow
  • Chloé: look I've got a buncha tweens clamoring after me now
  • Chloé: so you're like fourth in line at best
  • Chloé: BYE
  • Kim: what has my life come to
  • Hawkmoth: wow this is even more sad than usual
  • Hawkmoth: like, I actually feel really sorry for you
  • Hawkmoth: so here have an incredibly cool transformation
  • Dislocoeur: now we're talkin
  • Dislocoeur: I've got a bow and arrows!
  • Dislocoeur: pew pew pew!
  • Marinette: and now it's POETRY TIME
  • Alya: whaddaya got
  • Marinette: "roses are nerds, poems are easy, lemme smash pls bc I think you're hot"
  • Alya: wot
  • Marinette: wow romance really isn't all that great when you're honest about it
  • Alya: wow and here I didn't think you'd ever have enough experience with romance to figure that out
  • Marinette: ooh sweet burn
  • Marinette: btw that flying guy just shot you with an arrow
  • Alya: yeah that's where the sweet burn came from
  • Alya: and now I'm suddenly tempted to go confront Nino in a rap battle
  • Marinette: YES DO IT
  • Marinette: ok Tikki let's kick that flying guy's butt
  • Dislocoeur: hey it's Ladybug!
  • Marinette: no not yet
  • Dislocoeur: oops sorry
  • Marinette: Tikki, spots on!
  • Dislocoeur: there we go!
  • Ladybug: welp running away now
  • Dislocoeur: pew pew pew!
  • Chat Noir: hey Ladybug I've got a confession to make
  • Ladybug: look I already know you love me ok?
  • Ladybug: please don't endanger us by confessing what's already incredibly obvious when there's a supervillain trying to shoot us
  • Dislocoeur: *shoots Chat Noir*
  • Ladybug: that one's on him
  • Dislocoeur: yeah kinda
  • Chat Noir: now imma kill you
  • Ladybug: why
  • Chat Noir: because hate always wins
  • Ladybug: citation needed
  • Chat Noir: citation: the US election
  • Ladybug: ok fair point
  • Chat Noir: you just accepted anecdotal evidence as proof of a general claim
  • Ladybug: oops you're right
  • Chat Noir: now prepare to die
  • Dislocoeur: *tracks down Chloé*
  • Chloé: wow and here I thought you couldn't get any more ridiculous
  • Dislocoeur: imma shoot you now
  • Chloé: and give me the ability to make even sweeter burns than usual?
  • Dislocoeur: wait nvm that's a terrible idea
  • Chloé: wow even as a villain you can't succeed in anything
  • Dislocoeur: hey Hawkmoth can you Tier 2 akumatize me?
  • Hawkmoth: sorry buddy you're on your own
  • Ladybug: I gotta figure out how to dehateify Chat Noir!
  • Brain ghost Ms. Bustier: the prince breaks the spell by kissing the princess
  • Brain ghost Rose: DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ladybug: disclaimer—the following kiss is intended solely as a means of counteracting Dislocoeur's akuma-granted ability, and should not be interpreted in any romantic or otherwise non-platonic context
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *do the smoochy thing*
  • Rose: YES THIS IS PERFECT
  • Chat Noir: I don't remember any of that
  • Ladybug: good now end that f**ker
  • Chat Noir: *ends that f**ker*
  • Ladybug: well I guess we're done here
  • ROLL CREDITS
[Spoiler] Queen Wasp /  Malediktator / Malediktateur

(That will need to be polished, as usual… It’s a first try.)

By having a Miraculous, Chloé is growing up.

Queen Wasp is basically a reminiscence of Antibug. This is the second time for Chloé Bourgeois to be akumatized.

So now we finally know how Chloé got her Miraculous for the first time. Ladybug lost pollen during the battle with Style Queen and Chloé found the jewel after that. It was a mistake on Ladybug’s behalf who wanted to first give the miraculous to Alya.

Pollen : Hello, My Queen!

And what a great match in personality. Pollen is a kwami who really respects other. we see that in Sandman when she welcome really politely Tikki and Plagg. She is here to serve and nothing more. The total opposite of Chloé who has respects for no one except her mother and desperately wants to be served. A real Queen.    

Pollen doesn’t even seems to be bother to be seen by people and Chloé doesn’t even bother to hide the fact that she is a Superhero. She wants to be seen as someone exceptional. She is breaking the rule saying that all superheroes has to keep their true identity secret.

So when Chloé transforms, we gets a new music theme which is the opposite kind of music than Ladybug’s theme if you listen carefully. 

Her weapons is a trompo which looks like ladybug’s yoyo. 

When she gets de-akumatized, Chloé sees the broken comb/broach and catch it to pull it close to her chest and hold it dearly until she has to give it back to Ladybug. She seems really sad about the fact that it has been broken and that she has to give it back because the Miraculous makes her someone exceptional and special like Ladybug whose she idolizing so much.

Chloé : Give me a second chance, please!

This is such a big development character for the meanest of them all! By having Pollen with her, she tries to want to be a better and trustworthy person. She wants to be seen as someone good by Ladybug and Chat Noir, to the point that we see her genuinely apologizing for the first time in the ENTIRE show.

Look at how happy she is when Ladybug gives her back the miraculous of the Bee in Malediktator. This is showing at some point that Ladybug is trusting her (but we all know it’s also because of the fact that it’s her father who has been akumitized) and that she can be useful. But she is also happy to see Pollen again.

Chloé and Pollen are really a great match.

Now we just need to wait for Malediktator to air in order to see how the dynamic is between Chloé/Queen Bee, Marinette/Ladybug and Chat Noir. By the end of Queen Wasp we can already have a grasp of Chloé and Marinette’s future great friendship and rivalry. 

Okay, but right now, with the spoilers, all I can think about is the team during classes. I mean:

*A wild akuma appears*

Marinette: *stands up* MME. BUSTIER, I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! TIME OF THE MONTH!

Adrien: I– UM, ME TOO!

Alya: I JUST REMEMBERED I FORGOT TO FEED MY SISTERS

Nino: I– I’VE GOT A HEADACHE! I’M GOING TO THE INFIRMARY!

Chloé: *SQUEALS* OH MY GOD, I JUST MESSED MY MAKEUP, I GOTTA FIX IT!

And then the five of them just run out of the room and half the class is there trying to understand what the fuck just happened while the other half is coming up with the most ridiculous theories about it

(None of them right, of course)

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Juleka & Rose by wlws
Ladybug by seifukucat
Lila by caradelrey
Alya by teapotsubtext
Chloe by ribbu
Juleka by jedike
Chat & Marinette by trashturbate and cynical-bee
Marinette @ Lila by mangotrash
Marinette by psycho-delic-cunt
Chat Noir & Volpina & Ladybug by kokodokia

Adrinette Monday Day Twenty

Today’s prompt is personality swap. Wasn’t sure how to draw it… so I did a little change up to parts of the Origins for a basic understand of how a personality swap!AU would work. Also, read the notes after the story for further ideas into this universe.

Oh, and for those who follow my *ahem* blog, I have posted another part to Nothing Else Matters.

Rating: K
Genre: Fluff
Pairing(s): Adrinette
Summary: Just a simple idea for Personality Swap Prompt.
Warning: No warnings… though, no offense to Chloé fans. There is still room for redemption in this swap idea of course! I just didn’t write that far.  

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