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Paige McCullers went from awkwardly putting her lips on Emily Fields’ in the shadows and begging her not to tell people she was gay to kissing her in the middle of the street and I will forever think that’s beautiful, no matter what happens next week.

  • Sakura: Guys, I was wondering... what's your favourite flower?
  • Naruto: I like sunflowers. They are just so bright and happy.
  • Sakura: That's cool. I think like daffodils the best. What about you, Sasuke-kun?
  • Sasuke: Sakura.
  • Sakura: Yes?
  • Sasuke: Sakura.
  • Sakura: I'm listening, Sasuke-kun.
  • Sasuke: Tch, you know what, nevermind, that was a stupid question. (storms off)
  • Kakashi: Yo! What are you kids doing? Where's Sasuke?
  • Sakura: I was asking the guys about their favourite flowers and suddenly, Sasuke-kun got angry and left.
  • Naruto: Yeah, he was acting really weird. He kept saying Sakura-chan's name all the time and then ran off.
  • Kakashi: He was repeating "sakura", I see... so what could his favourite flower be, then?
  • Naruto: ...
  • Sakura: ...
  • Kakashi: ...
  • Sakura: (blushing) ...Oh!
  • Sakura: Undressing must be difficult with just one hand. Right, Sasuke-kun?
  • Sasuke: Not at all. (approaches her)
  • Sakura: ???
  • Sasuke: (takes the front zipper of her dress between his teeth and starts pulling down while staring intensly into her eyes)
  • Sakura: (instant tomato face) OMFG

You can make a perfectly valid argument without having to drag Taylor’s name into it to make your point. I would just like to go one day without having to see a headline and her name attached to it because people feel their argument has no credibility unless her name is attached. You don’t need to use someone’s name to make your case. Leave the girl alone.