see through sweater

✰ * º ❛   friends sentence starters   ❜

‘  *reading obituaries* suddenly i wish i was reading my own name.  ’
‘  you don’t even have oven mitts on!  ’
‘  wow. i could so easily freak out right now.  ’
‘  do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?  ’
‘  hey, you remembered to put clothes on this morning.  ’
‘  no more falafel for you!  ’
‘  we were on a break!!  ’
‘  you’re such a tattletale.  ’
‘  i love you goddesses!  ’
‘  everyone i know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted and I’m getting coffee. And it’s not even for me!  ’
‘  it’s   ’
‘  this is all a moo point. yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t matter. it’s moo.  ’
‘  so, the ebola virus. that’s gotta suck, huh?  ’
‘  my gynecologist tried to kill me.  ’
‘  you can’t tell, but i’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys.  ’
‘  boy, you are not a morning person.  ’
‘  yeah, well, i’m a slut.  ’
‘  how you doin’?  ’
‘  i am warm… for your form.  ’
‘  i’m really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.  ’
‘  are you saying that you don’t wanna get with this?  ’
‘  hey, you’re a pathetic loser, right?  ’
‘  sometimes i wish i was a lesbian… did i say that out loud?  ’
‘  if i were a guy and… did i just say, ‘if i were a guy’?  ’
‘  i guess things were just going to well for me!  ’
‘  i don’t have a plan. i don’t even have a ‘pla.’  ’
‘  he’s so pretty i want to cry!  ’
‘  prepare to feel very bad about yourself.  ’
‘  i’m sorry that’s who i am. i’m a positive person.  ’
‘  no, i’m a positive person. you are like santa clause on prozac at disneyland, getting laid.  ’
‘  i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!  ’
‘  she was nice. i mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t?  ’
‘  honey, this is not your fault. just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify them sleeping with someone else.  ’
‘  from now on, i am not getting out of this chair, ever. okay? from now on, this chair is the one.  ’
‘  i wish i could, but i don’t want to.  ’
‘  alright, i took the quiz and, it turns out, i do put career before men.  ’
‘  look at him, he’s so cute. i just wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him!  ’
‘  i think, if it was a little colder in there, i could see your nipples through that sweater.  ’
‘  what’s wrong with me… oh, don’t open that door.  ’
‘  let me think, let me think… oh, i don’t care!  ’
‘  i have no idea what’s going on, but i’m excited!  ’
‘  i tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.  ’
‘  when i first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.  ’
‘  are we greeting each other this way now? because i like it.  ’
‘  it looks like you fell asleep with a hanger in your mouth.  ’
‘  you wanna play twister?  ’
‘  once, i got dumped during sex.  ’
‘  here we are, with our future before us, and i only want to spend it with you.  ’
‘  welcome to the real world. it sucks. you’re gonna love it!  ’
‘  hey, you cry every time somebody talks about the titanic.  ’
‘  if worst comes to worst, i’ll be your boyfriend.  ’
‘  who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads, she wins. tails, i lose.  ’
‘  shut up! shut up! SHUT UP!  ’
‘  i’m so glad we’re having this rehearsal dinner, you know? it’s so rare that i get to practice my meals before eating them.  ’
‘  you always believed in me, even when i didn’t believe in myself.  ’
‘  you’re fake laughing too, right?  ’
‘  it’s sunday morning, i am not running on a sunday.  ’
‘  ugh, dammit. why did i open my mouth?  ’
‘  wow, we really are bitches.  ’
‘  so why don’t you be a grown up and come and watch some tv in the fort!  ’
‘  i don’t know what i’m gonna do with my life.  ’
‘  i’m full, and yet i know if i stop eating this, i’ll regret it.  ’
‘  kill me. kill me now.  ’
‘  i want to sit in a comfortable chair, watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour!  ’
‘  what must it be like to not be crippled by fear and self-loathing?  ’
‘  a stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliché. why don’t you guys get a magician?!  ’
‘  i’m curvy and i like it!  ’
‘  i don’t share food!  ’
‘  if i have to, i’d pee on any one of you.  ’
‘  the fridge broke so i had to eat everything.  ’
‘  you can’t have s-e-x when you’re taking care of the b-a-b-i-e!  ’
‘  you’re over me? when were you… under me?  ’
‘  these are just feelings. they’ll go away.  ’
‘  i used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me.  ’
‘  i mean, sure, i have my bad days, but then i remember what a cute smile i have.  ’
‘  offering people gum is not cooking.  ’
‘  i bought him a $500 watch and he wrote me a rap song.  ’
‘  you know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.   ’
‘  no, inside good. outside baaaaad.  ’
‘  they’re always saying ‘let’s go here, let’s go there.’ like we can afford to go here and there.  ’
‘  i hate my job. i hate it. oh, i want to quit, but then i think i should stick it out.  ’
‘  you think i have $1200? i’m home in the middle of the day and i got patio furniture in my living room.  ’
‘  neat! i’m gonna die alone!  ’
‘  okay, could you just stop talking for a second?  ’
‘  i’ve sort of had feelings for you.  ’
‘  today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, fifty feet of crap, then me.  ’
‘  why am i friends with these people?  ’
‘  i eat by myself in the alley because everyone hates me.  ’
‘  i’m a lone wolf. a loner. alone. all alone. forever.  ’
‘  my life is an embarrassment! i should just go live under somebody’s stairs.  ’
‘  if i died, the only way people would know that i was here would be the ass print on this chair!  ’
‘  i always thought if you and i got married, that would be the one that stuck.  ’
‘  hi, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable.  ’
‘  i am not ‘blah’, i am a hoot!  ’
‘  i just realized i can sleep with my eyes open.  ’
‘  up until i was 25, i thought that the only response to ‘i love you’ was ‘oh, crap!’  ’
‘  if the homo sapiens, were in fact ‘homo’ sapiens, is that why they’re extinct?  ’
‘  do you think i need a new walk?  ’
‘  you don’t own a tv? what’s all your furniture pointed at?  ’
‘  just think of it like this: the third day. monday, one day. tuesday, two day. wednesday… when? huh? what day? thursday! the third day!  ’
‘  eye-contact? i hope you were using protection!  ’
‘  you were right, and from now on, yo make all my decisions for me.  ’
‘  you said your boss wants to buy your baby?  ’
‘  why god, why?!! we had a deal!! let the others grow old! not me!!  ’
‘  last night i was finishing off a pizza and she said, ‘a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!’ i don’t need that kind of talk in my house!  ’
‘  you’re druuuuunk. mom and dad are gonna be maaaad! …maybe i’m a little drunk.  ’
‘  let her know i like her? are you insane?  ’
‘  what’s it gonna take for you to forgive me?  ’
‘  isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?  ’
‘  you’re crying over a doritos commercial.  ’
‘  that fake british woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance.  ’
‘  i think it’d be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.  ’
‘  seriously… good luck on marrying me.  ’
‘  there is no ‘us’, okay?  ’
‘  i fell for you and i get clobbered. you then fall for me and i again, somehow, get clobbered.  ’
‘  it’s just not worth it.  ’
‘  we are never gonna happen, okay? accept that.  ’
‘  you know what? you’re the one who ended it.  ’
‘  i ended it because i was mad at you. not because i stopped loving you.  ’
‘  imagine the worst things you think about yourself. now, how would you feel if the one person you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.  ’
‘  you were worth the wait.  ’
‘  that’s our baby.  ’
‘  you deserve to be with someone who appreciates and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy you are.  ’

First there was Lumberjack Cassian... Get ready for: Fisherman Azriel


• Think of how great he would be with knots and ropes. Elain finds out how talented in quite a pleasurable way.

• Elain, his lighthouse keeper. The light that guides him home.

• Azriel’s arms being faaaaantastic from working on the boat. You can see them through any sweater or shirt he wears.

• Not to mention the fact that sailors are famous for being tattooed. He has plenty. Elain has one, a small knot around the third finger of her left hand.

• When he’s away, Elain will send him messages in bottles. Hoping they’ll find their way to him.

• As he tows himself in, she’ll wait outside on a bench that Cassian had made for them as a wedding gift, making chains of daisies as she’s impatient to welcome him home. To kiss him, to help wash away the smell of the ocean, feed him dinner, then wrap her legs around him and show him just how much she missed him.

• Consider these lyrics for Elriel:

“I will live my life as a fisherman’s wife on an island in the blue bay
He will take care of me, he will smell like the sea
And close to my heart he’ll always stay

I will bear three girls all with strawberry curls, little Ella and Nelly and Faye
While I’m combing their hair, I will catch his warm stare
On our island in the blue bay”

• Azriel holding Elain in their hammock outside as they listen to the night time waves crashing on the rocks. Humming sea shanties as she falls asleep in his arms.

• On cold windy nights when the power shuts off, they huddle by the fire (with wood supplied by Cassian, of course) and he’ll tell her tales of the sea. Ghost stories, love stories. Azriel loves seeing Elain’s animated reactions, so he’ll go on for hours.

• During the summer, they’ll make a tent from bedsheets to camp in just outside their house. His latest catch cooking on the fire as she roasts marshmallows.

• Elain spends most of her days in the greenhouse that he and his brothers built for her.

• Every weekend they borrow Cassian’s truck to drive into town and take their goods to market. Though their fish and herbs and vegetables are top quality, it’s their charm and smiles that have them sold out by the afternoon.
- They spend the rest of the afternoon walking hand in hand, eating the onion bagel sandwiches (his favorite) that Elain had made from scratch, as well as dates and figs they purchased from other sellers.
- When the sun sets and the musicians come out to play, Azriel takes the bag from Elain’s arm and sets it on a nearby bench.
Extending his hand, which she takes, he spins her into a dance. They sway under the trees and streetlights as they both bask in how happy they are to have found each other.

• The Gardener and The Fisherman.
- “They loved with a love that was more than love in their kingdom by the sea…”

Let Me Taste Your Smile pt.2

Summary: Months after the reader and Professor Stan had their romantic encounter at the bar, she can’t forget that night. It’s all come down to the final exam. Romantic fluff. 


Warnings: mentions of sex, make out session. Sexy Seb is a warning in itself. mmm.

Word Count: 1.6k

Requests are open!

Originally posted by elves-n-angels

Today was the day, Y/N’s history final send the last day she would be Professor Stan’s student. She was more worried about the looks he would be giving her rather than the test itself. She slid her mostly see through navy blue sweater over her white bralette and looked at herself in the mirror, would he like it? Picking at the large white stars on the sweater she decided that it was good enough.  

“See through…sexy,” Scarlett said in between bites if her cereal. Y/N turned around to see her leaning on the doorway.

“Shut up,” she told her.

“Mmm while it’s a start, you need more to get a certain professor in bed,” Scarlett teased with a wink, pointing her spoon in her direction. The Y/H/C haired girls cheeks immediately started to turn bright pink, thinking back to the bar and how Sebastian made her feel. Seeing this, the blonde scoffed and sat her bowl on the table near the door.

“What?” Y/N said nervously, rubbing her sweaty palms on her army green jeans.

“You had sex with Professor Stan!” She accused loudly. Scarlett walked to the bed and had a seat, seeing Y/N’s face go from pink to red. It hit her like a wave “At the bar!" 

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anonymous asked:

Heyyyyo I'm a relatively new follower and I'm starting to get into b.a.p! I know you're dae stan but could you give me a little intro to youngjae or himchan? I think I know the least about them two lool. And also since you seem to love your mutuals (you guys are so cute) please tag a few so I can check them out 💕thank youuu

HEEELLOOOOOO WELCOME TO MY TRASH BLOG THAT I LOVE SO MUCH<3 and WELCOME TO BECOMING A NEW BABY!!!!!!! Youngjae and Himchan??? ofc I Can! (I love doing these okay bless)

Kim Himchan

Originally posted by mybutterflyfact

Stage name: Himchan
Full Name: Kim Him Chan
Position: Sub-Vocal, Rapper, Visual
Birthday: April 19, 1990
Zodiac sign:  Aries
Bunny: Pink
Height: 180 cm (5’11”)
Hometown: Seoul, South Korea
Family: Father, Mother, Older sister
Twitter: @BAP_Himchan
Instagram: @Chanchanieeeeee

Himchan is adorable soft amazing cute rude picky loud bunny teeth hard headed hard working mom of the group. He stepped up as leader when Bang Yongguk took a break during Noir/Skydive promotions, Has a major in music, Other members have admitted that he has perfect pitch, Plays SO MANY INSTRUMENTS TO GUITAR TO PIANO AND EVERYTHING INBETWEEN! 

He’s constantly fighting or gushing with the younger members(Fighting usually with Daehyun, loving mostly on Jongup) Vocal is deeper than others and REALLY shines in their harder songs. His personality is everywhere, He’s stunning with flawless looks and he knows it. Takes so many pictures of Babys it’s actually wonderful., He loves Babys so much. HYPE MAN ON STAGE!!!!! He’s a really soft kind man that is just full of so much love for everything. VARIETY SHOW KING!!!!!

Himchan stans are VERY protective of him (he’s been delt some shit in the past so I don’t blame them) They’re the quiet ones that will fight you over his mullet, Usually keep to themselves but will scream about Himchan 25/8. protect them. 

This video should helpful to get to know Himchan better (Plus the channel is super adorable and cute and I love their content please thank you)

Originally posted by iorelei


Originally posted by yooyoungjae-gifs

Stage name: Youngjae
Full Name: Yoo Young Jae 
Position: Lead Vocalist
Bunny: Yellow
Birthday: January 24, 1994
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
Height: 178 cm (5’10”)
Hometown: Seoul, South Korea
Family: Parents, Older Brother
Twitter: @BAP_Youngjae
Instagram: @yjaybaby

So fluffy, Sassy, loud, extra, super adorable, invented chokers and orange hair, squints his left eye while on stage for that smoldering look, Apple cheeks and heart lips that are so soft ;;, Has a promise with his mom to never reveal his body, once wore a see through sweater on stage and we saw his titties, Thats My Jam era was literally his Era, boy looked SO GOOD. Looks REALLY good in pink. Makes a cat face sometimes and I adore it personally. MEMES SO HARD ON STAGE IT’S ACTUALLY AMAZING. 

Bestfriends with Jung Daehyun, EXTRA LOUD when he’s around Zelo, Did a series with Jaebum from Got7 of Celebrity Bromance, Totally was hitting on Jaebum the entire time. (He was originally going to be in Got7 but left JYP to join TS) 

Youngjae stans are also p quiet, they’re the cutest humans I know tho, Always ready to fight for Youngjae, constantly yelling about him no matter whats going on, will spam you with profile shots of him if you mention it, They are lovely people ;;

Last year he did a special stage with Got7s Bambam, Monsta X’ Minhyuk, and BTOBs Minhyuk at the KBS end of the year Gayo and it’s actually the most important thing on this planet (also I like to remind Youngjae stans that this fancam exists every few months)

(He’s enjoying the shit out of himself and it’s actually so magical B Y E)

Originally posted by daehyeons

NOW MY FAVE MUTUALS!?!?!?!? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?!?!?! THERES SO MANY!! I’ll name the few I gush over 25/9 okay? okay
(I only follow B.A.P blogs so if you’re looking for some great content I’m hooking you up honestly)

My Baes for life: @kirikirifallinlove @markmywords-thankyoumark @wangparkgae @daehyuns-matoki @monbaby-trash @kpopadvocate @youngjaaes @btobmelodies @himchans-eye-dimple @best-absolute-pabos (Ana changed her URL GIRL WHERE ARE YOU)
Fam squad: @daestopiaa @happy-daes @jongup-is-an-enigma @lostgraviity @zeloswaffles @AllDaeStansOnTheEntireEarth
Mutuals I just fucking adore forever: @zainbap @y-ngguk @thediebutterfly @kitty-dae @soooldout @jion-a @eotteokhaji-s @foxjae @bapbops @roses-for-jongup @soft-dae @hellazelo @bapofficial@SoManyOthersICannotThinkOfI’mRunningOn5HoursOfSleepThePast29HoursI’mSorry GRSMFWRF (sorry yall I know I tag yall a lot please just blacklist meRGJWF)