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The Time I Pushed a Jerkface off a 35ft Cliff(With Good Reason)

Before we start off let me be clear. I did not murder a man by randomly shoving him off a cliff. Technically, I actually had permission, but still not murder. Chill.

Here we go.

So this is back in Mexico, at the same park as the Sting Ray Incident, just an hour later. Id already recovered from my near death experience and moved on from my friend nearly drowning me. I faced it, i survived, im good and not concerned.

One of the many attractions at this park was the Cliff of Courage. It’s a 35ft cliff that plunges into the water. Now, by my standards, 35ft is low for a cliff jump. Ive done way higher (adrenaline junkie) but obviously i was gonna jump just to say that I did. My parents, grandparents, and Jamie didnt want to jump. No surprise, so they went ahead to meet me on the other side of the river.

So sixteen year old me wanders over and there’s this big group of burly looking men.

Like huge

They’re all standing at the edge jostling each other around. And just by looking at them you can see they’re american. I dont even need to hear their texan accents to know.

So they’re pulling the whole macho act of “you jump i jump” “ohhh but then you wont jump” bs and just generally being chickens and not willing to show it.

And because of this they wont let anyone else jump. Like ten people came and left because these jerks wouldnt let anyone else go.

Eventually i get annoyed and snap “either jump or get out of my way!”

And the dude who is obviously the leader just turns and grins at me.

He assumed what i call the “douchebag alpha male pose” hands on hips, crotch foreward, you know the one, and you know the body language that goes with it.

He thinks he’s superior. Now this guy is the biggest of them all.

Massive biceps, raging six pack, the works. The Hulk would probaby do a double take at this dudes size.

And little me is not intimidated in the least.

I learned to fight at a very young age, especially men larger than me. I know if things turns south i can take him no problem. A few hits here and there and he’s out for the count.

He starts walking towards me, and i step forward too. He may be alpha male, but he just crossed an Alpha Female who doesnt back down from a challenge.

Strike one.

He looks over at his pals and says,

“Ohhhh, the little lady’s going to jump, is she?” And he just sneers down at me, all arrogance and misplaced confidence.

Strike two.

“Tell you what, sweetheart.” Ohhh he did not just say that. “You jump, we’ll let you push us.”

Three strikes he’s out he just made the biggest mistake of his life.

I just grin and go “ok” and turn and immediately dive over the edge. Im soaring through the air, enjoying the fall. I turn just in time to see his face go from 😏 to 😧

I smack down into the water grinning. Originally the plan was the swim across the river and meet up with my family, but i am cashing in this bet. Except there’s only one way to get back up to that cliff from here

I scale the side of the cliff with the rope and I can hear them chatting nervously up top

I pop up over the edge and prop myself up on the ledge with the sweetest, most steel-lined smile I can manage and say, “who’s next?”

So Alpha laughs and stands at the edge as I haul myself up. He’s laughing and assuring his buddies he’ll be back in a second cause I wont really do it and–

I straight arm him and he goes flying

He flails and plunges over the edge, shrieking in the most high pitched, terrified shriek Ive ever heard a dude bro make. He sputters to the surface and gapes up at me as I grin like a hellion down at him. I turn to the rest of his jerk buddies and smile.

Oddly enough they all jumped of their own accord

anonymous asked:

Hey, you're German, right? I've got a huge favour to ask of you. I've been studying German for a few years, and I plan on studying there for a year. Before that, I wanna improve my language skills, so I've been wondering if you could tell me about some good original German movies? I don't want to watch dubbed ones, I've heard they're horrible. Thank you so much! Love your blog, by the way.

Dubbed movies aren’t actually half bad - at least to movies dubbed in other languages. Trust me, I’ve watched both Spanish and French dubbed movies, they were way worse. This is what we like to call “Jammern auf hohem Niveau” - complaining even though everything is pretty good. You’ll find that Germans are a people of complainers; we like to complain about everything. We are never content :) 

Still, I’m really really excited that you’re interested in my culture and HELL YES THERE ARE A BUNCH OF AWESOME GERMAN MOVIES. Here are some highly acclaimed ones and some of my favourites, I hope all links work. 

  • 12 Meter ohne Kopf (a movie about a German pirate, who allegedly walked 12 meters after being beheaded in order to save his crew)
  • Auf der anderen Seite (a really bautiful sort of episodic movie connecting the lives of three families, both German and Turkish)
  • Barfuss (a movie about a girl suffering from PTSD, who is saved mostly accidentally from committing suicide by a dude cleaning the clinic she is in, and then follows him around everywhere, and they fall in love. Seriously, onely one of two movies by Til Schweiger worth watching)
  • Buddenbrooks (the story of a very rich merchant family and their downfall…a really famour book adaptation)
  • Das Boot (a movie about a German submarine and its crew during World War II. 100& must-see)
  • Das Experiment (A movie about a psychology experiment in prison, and how people react when given free reign over others. This should come with a huge trigger warning. It’s awesome, but also really super disturbing)
  • Das Leben der Anderen (You might’ve heard of that one, since it received an Oscar. It deals with surveillance in East Germany, and is, also, a must-see).
  • Das weiße Band (A movie about the oppressive and rigid society pre-World War I children grew up in.)
  • Das Wunder von Bern (This movie mixes the football world championships of 1954 (soccer for heathens who call other stuff football) and the story of a family that has to re-learn to live with each other when the father comes home after being a war captive for like…12 years MUST SEE)
  • Der Baader Meinhof Komplex (movie about famous German left extremists, the RAF and their terrorist attacks)
  • Der Schuh des Manitu (THE single best German comedy to ever exist. It makes fun of Cowboy movies/books that are super popular in Germany. You’ll cry of laughter seeing Native Americans with a Bavarian accent - which also means your language level should be really high, or you won’t understand a thing. Uh, obviously don’t watch if you think white comedians playing Native Americans is racist even when it’s satire)
  • Der Untergang (the last days in thr life of Adolf Hitler. You’ll probably have heard of that one, too. MUST SEE)
  • Die Blechtrommel (God, I don’t know how to describe this one. Basically, a movie about a child who decides he doesn’t want to grow anymore and observes the world of the adults around him?)
  • Die Fälscher (again, dealing with World War II, and people in concentration camps who were tasked with copying money of other countries)
  • Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei (a movie about three rebels who break into rich people’s houses only to rearrange their furniture and tell them to revise their morals - until one of them catches them in the act and they abduct him for a weekend. MUST SEE)
  • Die Feuerzangenbowle (THE classic movie. about the German school system. An older guy pretending to be a student at an elite high school. Also gave the name to a drink you will find a lot on Christmas markets)
  • Effie Briest (another novel adaptation about a young woman whose marriage is arranged and who loses everything when she cheats on her husband)
  • Ein Freund von mir (two guys who are completely different building a very strange friendship)
  • Elementarteilchen (about the lives of two brothers who were separated after birth, and the completely different lives they lead)
  • Fack Ju Göhte (no links yet, it only came out last year, a new comedy about the German school system, and absolute must-see, if you happen to find a link one day)
  • Gegen die Wand (a Turkish girl fake-marrying a German addict in an attempt to escae her family. MUST SEE)
  • Goodbye Lenin (a beautiful movie/comedy about a family and the German reunification. MUST SEE)
  • Im Winter ein Jahr (a family dealing with the loss of their son/brother)
  • Kabale und Liebe (a superb adaptation of Schiller’s play. bsjdhkdjk)
  • Kebab Connection (…I don’t even know how to describe this movie. Just watch it. Very multi/transcultural and hilarious)
  • Keinohrhasen (a douche has to do community service at a kindergarten - and finds that the girl he used to bully as a kid is now his superior. uh-oh. It’s super funny)
  • Kirschblüten - Hanami  (a dude travelling to Japan to understand and be close to his late wife) 
  • Lola rennt ( a movie about a couple in a dangerous situation - and three possible outcomes)
  • Schiller (ah boy, this was a TV production, so I couldn’t find a link. A brilliant movie about the life of Germany’s best playwright, if you ask me)
  • Soul Kitchen (a comedy about a guy trying to keep his restaurant afloat and keeping his brother out of a life of petty crime)
  • Sophie Scholl - die letzten Tage (a movie about the last days in the life of Sophie Scholl and her brother, who were part of the resistance against the Nazis)
  • Vincent will Meer (a guy with tourette syndrom, a girl with an eating disorder and a guy with OCD break out of their psychiatric clinic to go to the sea. MUST SEE)
  • Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken? ( a movie based on a real story, about a group of teenagers vowing to commit suicide once they do not feel any love anymore)
  • Wer früher stirbt ist länger tot (a comedy about a kid who does a lot of nonsense and when told that he is the reason his mother dies, blames himself, feares that he has to go to hell, and tries to make up for his sins by finding his dad a new wife. Hilarious. Again, tho, super strong Bavarian accent, beware!)

And if you want to watch a few good German TV-shows:

  • Türkisch für Anfänger (ABSOLUTE MUST SEE TV SERIES OMG WATCH IT!!! It deals with a German-Turkish patchwork family and it is hilarious)
  • Tatort Münster (basically a procedural crime show. There are a lot of Tatorts, but this is the only one that is always good. you’ll find a lot of the episodes on youtube)
  • Der letzte Zeuge (a show about a coroner solving crimes)

Middle Eastern Al-Ghuls, anyone? I think we’re not getting enough and I mean that very seriously.

They are Middle Eastern a fact of which has been confirmed, and portrayed, in every single comic canon containing them. Their Middle-Eastern ancestry is one of the few things about them that has never changed in comic canon and they’ve have always had features that match that…

Ra’s:

Talia:

Nyssa:

Damian Wayne:

Something of which that has been retained in all of their animated appearances:

They all have very, very, Middle Eastern features: dark hair, tan skin, narrow noses, slightly slanted eyelids. And yet in every live-action adaptation the Al-Ghul family has not been portrayed by Middle Eastern/Arabic actors and in most cases they don’t even look the slightest bit Middle Eastern. Let’s examine this further…

Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight Trilogy:

Out of the four Al-Ghuls we get two of them. Ra’s and Talia. Ra’s makes his appearances in Batman Begins and Dark Knight Rises. Talia makes her only appearance in the last film of the trilogy.

Neither look Middle Eastern in the slightest. Why is that? Because neither actor is Middle Eastern or has Middle Eastern ancestry. Neeson is Irish and played Ra’s with a softened Irish accent. Cotillard is French her father is of Breton ancestry and her mother is of Kabyle ancestry. She portrayed Talia with an accent that was all over the place but never once touched Arab or Middle Eastern. But what about the others?

Arrowverse:

I’m not a big fan of Arrow, and completely stopped watching, because they did a lot of things that I can’t get past. But the show has had three of the four Al-Ghuls: Ra’s, Talia and Nyssa. (Also Nyssa had the most appearances out of them all which makes no sense to me because her comic run was short and she’s pretty unknown.) Anyway, onto the photos…

Ra’s was portrayed by Matt Nable. Nable is from Sydney, Australia. Not much was given on his ancestry.

Nyssa was portrayed by Katrina Law. Law is an actress from South Jersey and not much was given on her ancestry either.

Talia was portrayed by Lexa Doig. Doig is from Toronto, Canada and her mother is Filipina and her father is of Irish and Scottish ancestry.

Even though these actors do look more like their characters do it’s not ok. None of the actors are Arab. The accents they spoke with were vaguely British and Nyssa’s was actually extremely so. (Side characters in Arrow were obviously Middle Eastern and spoke with obvious accents.) And then again this is coming from the show that turned Oliver Queen into Bruce Wayne…

Gotham:

Now I haven’t been watching Gotham anymore neither but I know that has not actually had any of the Al-Ghuls. Officially that is. But I firmly believe that the next episode, These Delicate and Dark Obsessions, will contain their version of Ra’s. In the trailer we see Bruce talking to this man:

And this man, obviously American by his accent, tells Bruce that he’s excited to see him start his training. (Paraphrasing here, of course.) But he also says “I have so much to teach you Bruce.” We all know that Ra’s is one of the many people who trained Bruce. Further analyzing makes me really think that he is indeed their version of Ra’s.

Look at what he’s wearing. Reminds me a lot of Ra’s go-to clothing. Just all black instead of Ra’s go-to jade green. Jade does make an appearance in the trailer when he touches his jade ring to Bruce’s forehead. It also appears that his fortress is in a mountain, or at least underground, perfect place for a Lazarus Pit.

But if this man is indeed Ra’s then that’s another non-Arab version.

Raymond J. Barry is oddly not listed in the episode credits but he was credited in the photo gallery. Not much is in his IMDB bio but he is from Long Island, New York. White-haired, blue-eyed, white man portraying an Arab character is just plain wrong.

How many live-action portrayals is that?

Three.

And none of them are Middle Eastern. They’re all wrong to some degree but having non-Arab actors portray Arab characters is taking it to a whole ‘nother level. It’s disgusting and incredibly racist. Especially when there are perfectly good, and extremely talented, Arab actors out there who can play these characters.

I’m just hoping that if the DCEU movies have any of the Al-Ghuls they cast Middle Eastern actors. Disney is doing it with Aladdin and DC better follow suit!

do u ever like… meet someone at a party and there’s like chemistry and you’re hitting it off but then it comes time to leave and you’re leFT WONDERING WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

GOT7 Reaction : their S/o has a British accent that switches to American and back to British while she speaks

Anonymous : Could you do a Got7 reaction where their S/o has a British accent that switches to American and back to British while she speaks?

A/N : this is my first reaction and first got7 request !! y’all should know that got7 is my ult group so i’m hoping i’m as accurate as possible i wanted to add gifs but i still haven’t figured out how to post more than 3 someone help !!!!! anyway enjoy ehe

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Mark : he’s claimed before that he likes british accents so he’d love listening to you talk and pronounce things differently to him. But when you slip a word in american he’d laugh and teasingly accuse you of trying to copy him

Jaebum : tbh this guy would be a sucker for you . he’d love hearing your accent just because it’s different and he’d especially love it when you spoke korean and your accent was clear. i don’t think he’d really notice if you switched accent and you’d have to tell him then he’d ask how it’s said with a british accent.

jackson : oh my god he would be the most extra about your accent. if you said anything he’d mimic you and squeal exclaiming just how adorable you are. he would always try to speak in a british accent too which would make you cringe and make him pout. if you said something in an american accent he would say he had a better american accent and show you the right way to say it.

jinyoung : he would love your britihs accent so much !! he would find it sophisticated and he’d just like listening to it. he’d get jokingly sassy if you said something in an american accent and tell you you were hanging out with mark too much and couldn’t even get his accent right.

youngjae :this sunshine would see the change in expression whe you said something in an american accent and would just start laughing. he would adore your british accent but love when you switch just because he loved the face you made.

bambam : king of being extra, he would always exaggerate when copying your accent even though he loved it. if you said something with an american accent he would definitely copy you and make fun of the way you said it earning a pout or smack on the arm.

yugyeom : he would always try to speak to you in english because he wants to get better at it . he’d also try to speak in a british accent because he believe he’s good at it and it makes him look good. he’d like when you spoke in an american accent tho because he’s into america and would just like to hear the accent.

Spread You Wings Pt 2: Not Quite as Planned

Summary: Reader is a HYDRA experiment (like the Maximoffs, but not voluntary) who grows wings (like Angel from X-Men). She escapes (escape covered in Prologue) and is now trying to rescue and prevent further kidnappings and experiments.

Word Count: 2440

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of past torture. I used google translate for the Portuguese in this chapter, so there’s likely more than a few typos…

A/N: Here it is. A very, very large THANK YOU to both @imhereforbvcky, and @writingwithadinosaur, for their general wonderfulness and amazing writing skills! I have tagged everyone who liked/reblogged/commented on the prologue, if you would like to be tagged, or untagged, just let me know!

Updated 11/12/17 with translation help thank to @elaacreditava


Originally posted by ka-7

On the ground, you lost your advantage, which meant you had to work harder to beat the numbers HYDRA pitted against you. And you would, every time, if it meant a little kid avoided experimentation. It killed you every time you failed, though it rarely happened, you couldn’t win every time, not on your own. But you still tried.

“Call up city map,” you quietly ordered your chip, it immediately complied and a city grid map overlaid your vision in your right eye. Scanning the available exits and entrances to the city, you found three possible locations for HYDRA’s extraction team.

“Show mutant DNA sources.” You crossed your fingers. Sure, the chip was capable of doing what you requested, but you were in a densely populated city, there could be hundreds, possibly thousands of mutants within its limits.

When pins showed up on your map, you located yourself first, and then the group of HYDRA  operatives. The group was no longer directly below you, but still nearby. Keeping their location in mind, you sifted through the remaining pins, working from the closests to your location out to the city limits. 5 possibles that were similar size, alone, and not moving.

The first was two buildings over to your left, but when you peeked in, you found a small, older woman, fast asleep in her room; “next.”

It wasn’t until the fourth possibility that you found who you were looking for. The boy was cowering in a tiny space between the overhang of two collapsing roofs. When you stepped into his field of vision, he shrank back, silent, eyes wide.

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Why Planes Fail= Mary making fun of Sherlock in The Abominable Bride

In Mary is acting out ‘a post- Reichenbach’ Sherlock, we see Mary using her melodramatic ‘love letter’ to John as revenge against Sherlock, voicing all the things he’s wanted to say to John but has (so far) left unspoken.

But, during that bizarre scene with Mary on the plane and her American accent, we once again see her mocking Sherlock. Her words act on two levels: the surface reading is just to trick the flight attendant.

But, the other level is again a cruel mockery of Sherlock. Mary is acting out what Sherlock was going through during the end of His Last Vow and The Abominable Bride.

“Only I watched a documentary on the Discovery Channel. Why Planes Fail. Did you see it? Oh, truly terrifying.”

Why Planes Fail: Sherlock’s plane failed to reach its destination, it turned around after Moriarty’s ‘Miss Me’ broadcasts. And it was terrifying for Sherlock, to believe he was being sent to his death, to have the reprieve come in the middle of that great anxiety…

The passenger beside Mary asks: “Did you have a nice time in London?”
Mary’s reply: “It was OK, I guess. But did somebody hide the sun? Did you lose it in the war?”

JOHN is the SUN. The ‘obliquity of the ecliptic’ in TAB tells us this: see this meta by @tjlcisthenewsexy. And Sherlock believes he will/has lost his sun, his John in the War… the War of SENTIMENT that is! See Sherlock, on losing by @weeesi.

And the kicker is that Mary laughs straight after saying “Did you lose it in the war?” She is reveling in her assumed victory against Sherlock… but pride comes before a fall…

And then, one last kick in the teeth:

“Oh, God! I’m… I-I don’t feel so good. […] Oh, my God!  I think I’m dying. I don’t feel so good.”

Is this what Sherlock was going through as he overdosed, alone on the plane? And of course, what he was going through when Mary shot him…

Shipwatch Week - Day 4 - Hana/Sombra

The disguise was the easiest part of Sombra’s plan. First she dyed her hair to the dullest shade of brown she could get on the market. Something which invoked the color of dried mud. Then all she had to do was part her hair down the middle to give the illusion of a normal bob. A little concealer to cover her cybernetics and viola! She looked, dare she say, average? But that wasn’t enough.

 Next came the matter of makeup. Going without might not be enough to hide her identity. No, she needed to put as much distance between her disguise and the skilled makeup artist which was Sombra, master hacker. The answer was simple: She asked Efi to apply the makeup for her. The end result was an absolute disaster of clashing colors and unsteady hands. The perfect look of someone who wanted to look nice but didn’t know how.

 The last part, the outfit, was the easiest. Sombra just wore one of Hana’s hoodies. That didn’t require any extra work at all, considering she stole one right after they started dating. Now that she thought about it, stealing each other’s clothes seemed to be a cornerstone of Overwatch. Well, losing a few articles of clothes was a small sacrifice for being on the winning team. Hoodie, bad makeup, and dull hair in place Sombra moved to the final part of her plan.

 The part she really didn’t want to do. Was afraid to do. Would never have done in a million years if it wasn’t for Hana’s sake. Sombra thought of her girlfriend as she reached over and turned the computer on. On the screen was the Weekly Charity Chat already in full swing, the video game Hana was playing right before she got sick, and a video feed of Sombra’s own disguised face. The chat hung for a second before exploding in a stream of confused emojis and violent demands for answers.

 The things she did for the woman she loved.

 Sombra took a deep breath to fight down the part of her mind that was screaming for this to stop, that the camera could see her, that so many people could see her, and spoke in the most American accent she could muster.  “Hello! My name is Alice, and I will be filling in for D.Va on this week’s charity stream! I’m sorry she couldn’t make it but she’s sick in bed and under strict orders to rest.”

 The chat wavered between death threats and unwanted sexual advances before settling on arguing among themselves if ‘Alice’ was the so-called mysterious girlfriend of myth and legend. Sombra made a mental note to destroy all of their computers later if only for Hana’s sake. “I’m going to be picking up last week’s game. Don’t worry, I’m starting my own save. I know better than to step on someone else’s file. Also because Lilith is a way, way better character than Roland.”

 Sombra picked up the controller and focused on the game. Not the chat, not the camera pointed directly on her face, just the game. This was fine. No one knew who she really was. Nobody important was watching. All she had to do was play this antique video game for an hour. Afterwards she could go bring Hana some soup or tea or literally anything that wasn’t soda and chips. She just had to focus on playing.

 Focus on the game. Not the camera. Not the camera not the fact anyone could see her what if they saw her what if they were watching the stream what if they knew what if-  

 “Heeeeey Sparkles! Whatcha doing?”

 Hana’s arms were around Sombra before she even realized the other woman was out of her bed. Sombra only had a fraction of a second to brace herself before Hana more or less collapsed against her. She could feel heat radiating off of her girlfriend despite the three blankets separating the two of them.

 “Conejo!” Sombra hissed in her normal accent. “Get back to bed!”

 “Nooo,” Hana whined. “I have to do my charity stream. For the kiiiiiiids.”

 Sombra looked back at the computer screen. The chat was going too fast to read, only slowed down by the occasional hastily drawn photo of her and Hana kissing. She was honestly shocked that they weren’t no, wait, there was the porn. Hana let out an overly dramatic gasp as she dropped her head on Sombra’s shoulder. “You’re still warm. Go back to bed.”

 “Sparkleeeees! You’re doing the stream! That’s, wait, you don’t, um, camera.” Hana shifted her arms around Sombra. “Honey? Are you okay?”

 Sombra gripped the controller in her hands tighter. “As you said, it’s for the kids.”

 Hana kissed Sombra’s neck, her lips feeling almost red-hot from the fever. Without a care for the thousands of viewers watching them she trailed the kisses up to Sombra’s ear and whispered, “Don’t worry Sparkles, I’ll thank you for your hard work later when there’s no cameras around.”

 “And after your fever breaks.” Sombra calmly moved Hana’s hand off her thigh and twisted around enough to give her a kiss on the cheek. “Now go back to bed.”

 “Ugh, fine .” Hana stood back up and, after wobbling a bit, pointed straight at the camera. “You all better be nice to my girl while I’m recovering! And donate extra ‘cause she’s just that amazing and beautiful and I think I’m going to go pass out now. G’night y’all.”

 Sombra kept an eye on Hana while she stumbled off in the direction of her bed. She waited until the telltale sound of snoring started up before returning to the game. The chat didn’t seem too interested in the game anymore, but Sombra didn’t mind. As long as they were donating that’s all that mattered. And if they didn’t donate then Sombra would have no choice but to hack into their various bank accounts and make them donate. It was for the kids, after all.

Welcome to the Red Room

Summary: The only experience Dark has with Red Rooms is via video games, but he’s about to get a taste of what the Red Room really is.Can Anti save him in time?

((Guys, this is extremely brutal! Like I mean, there’s a lot of brutal torture here! There is censored version on ao3 with the torture mostly removed but the story the same. You can also read the uncensored version on ao3!
For a list of torture: Electric shock torture, nails being ripped out, eye mutilation, beating, broken bones, teeth being ripped out.))

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Happily Ever After

We we’re talking about the song Marry You by Bruno Mars and I got into all the feels and felt the need to watch proposal videos, which lead to disney proposal videos, which lead us to this. Now me, being the Disney trash I am, just had to write this. It’s honestly all 100% fluff so I hope you enjoy it.

I apologize for any mistakes in this or anything weird. I haven’t really written anything in two years so I’m a little nervous lol.

This is a song you can listen to since it’s kind of what this is based off of. I tell you the moment to listen to it if you want to add the extra feels’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdjlUQYfWkY

word count: 2,515


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Josh Dun Smut - Movies

*a/n you lucky people two shorts in one day ;) *

You stood outside the movie theatre, waiting for your date. You had been out a few time and constantly text but you were still nervous, he was absolutely gorgeous and you thought he was way out of your league with his read fluffy hair and tattoos up his arm. And his voice, his strong America accent, it melted you. You had only been in the US for a few months and were shocked you were already seeing someone.
“Hey sweetie” you heard a low American accent that sent shivers down your spine and suddenly your eyes were covered. You knew exactly who it was.
“Josh” you turned and said excitedly giving him a big hug “how are you?” you voice muffled by his shoulder as he was so much taller than you.
“Haha, I’m good, well better for seeing you, at least I think you asked me how I am” he said laughing. You seperated from the hug and he took your hand giving you butterflies as the two of you walked to the theatre.

Josh took you up the stairs to the back seats “oh back row is it” you said jokingly, trying not to spill your popcorn as you walked up.

The two of you settled in your seats and waiting for the film to start. You both spent the trailers listing all the films you wanted to watch, in total there were 4 you two had definitely wanted to see.
As the lights went down you realised how empty the theatre was with a few groups of people sat scattered nearer the front.
You shared your tub of popcorn and got engrossed into the film, Josh’s arm went around you he even did the classic yawn which made you giggle slightly.

His touch always gave you butterflies, as the film became more romantic your head leaned into him, it felt like you were at home with him. You were so comfortable with him. You missed part of the film as your mind was distracted by thoughts of him.

When you finally focused back on the film things were starting to get steamy. You saw Josh shift in his seat. ‘Oh god this is going to get awkward’ you thought to yourself. It was getting worse, and you were getting kinda turned on. 'Fuck it’ you thought and your hand shifted onto his leg his breathing hitched and you did so and he looked at you.
Thinking he wanted you to stop you took your hand off as you did his hands went around your face and his kissed you across the seat. One of his hands moved down to your jeans and unbuttoned them, you moved your hips up to make it easier for him, as you did so the popcorn went flying and the two of you laughed. “Well there goes my retirement fund” Josh joked to you.

He continued to the matter at hand and slipped his fingers past your underwear.
“You are so wet” he said and nibbled on your ear. You arched you back slightly and stiffled a moan. His spare hand covered your mouth as he pushed two fingers inside of you. You could hear your own wetness as he worked on your body. You were trying so hard not to moanas his thumb worked on your clit. The way he touched you at the scene of the film was bringing you close to orgasm quickly. You wanted nothing more than to sit on him and ride him but you knew that was going a bit too far.
Your breathing was getting louder ans heavier, you were getting wetter and he was getting quicker. Luckily the film was getting loud too. A loud moan escaped your lips as you came unexpectedly, he managed to muffle some of it with his hands but someone in the rows in front still turned to look at you.
“I think it’s time we leave” you said to him and did your jeans up “maybe we can go to mine and I’ll fix that for you” your hand went to his crotch feeling his hard cock and making him moan slightly. He followed you from the theatre keeping close to you to try and hid how hard he was.
You still can’t remember what happened in that film and you’ve never been back to that theatre.

cfraserr  asked:

Hello! I had a quick question. When Bree goes back to see Claire and meet Jamie, does she still have her American accent? I can't remember if that was talked about in DOA but wouldn't she seem out of place if she kept it? Thanks!

Well I would assume that she did. When we first meet Brianna in Dragonfly in Amber, she clearly has an American accent - I don’t see why she would have started speaking differently once she went to the past.

And to be honest, once she reaches the Colonies I don’t think she would have seemed very much out of place. Remember, there were immigrants from all over the place - all over Scotland, and Europe, and other colonies - who were living and interacting with each other. Most of those people had likely never heard any accents different from their own. So as far as they were concerned, Brianna’s way of speaking was just another new thing for them to get used to.

And, come to think of it - what we consider as a typical American accent probably hadn’t come to be yet, anyway!

Rami x Reader: Birthday

A/N: A lil something for my spicy and talented binch @mr-musings who didn’t tell me it was her birthday until the day before so I didn’t have anything prepared for the actual day (fuck you) . Happy belated birthday hoe.

Originally posted by the-dark-girl-22

Warnings: British slang m8. See translations for any words that you don’t understand. Language.

Translations:

Sesh- Celebration generally involving drinking, possibly drugs and ‘bare’ good mems. “You on the sesh tonight? You mental cunt.”

Spice- A highly attractive individual. “Oi that’s a right fookin’ spice over there. I would in a heartbeat.”

Allow (him/her/them)- Don’t pay them attention/don’t bother with them. “Tyrell is such a twat, allow him.”

Twat- An idiot.

Waved- Intoxicated. (Applies for all substances)

“Happy birthday Y/N!” Your friends yell over the music pumping through the club. The drinks are flowing and you’re celebrating your birthday with a monumental sesh. You roll your eyes fondly at your rowdy group of mates who are drawing attention from other club-goers but you down the shot they’d put in your hand all the same.

You’re dressed to the nines, your makeup is on fleek and already you’ve had a couple of suggestive glances from guys in the club. Sipping on a vodka and coke, you begin surveying the scene for a spice worth your attention and maybe even the later hours of your birthday evening.

Then something shits all over your jovial mood. ‘Oh shit. Oh shit.’ You think as you spot someone you would much rather jump off a cliff than run into. Your friend Maria notices your sudden change in expression and follows your gaze.

“Fucking hell.” She groans.

You avert your eyes from him, not wanting him to spot you.

Your ex.

“Allow him, he’s not gonna ruin tonight.” Maria reassures you. You nod shakily, not particularly convinced in yourself.

“I’m gonna go get another drink.” You say into her ear.

“Want me to come with you?” You shake your head and smile at her.

“I’m fine, really.” You brush her off and walk off in the direction of the bar.

You call over to the bartender, hoping he hears you over the noise.

“Hey? Hello?” He appears to be ignoring you for some cute guy who is smiling flirtatiously at him, which is mildly irritating, but you can’t blame the guy. You sigh and lean against the bar, waiting for him to finish his conversation.

“Y/N?”

‘Oh fuck’ You think. You know that voice, it’s him. You turn slowly to face him, eyebrows furrowing.

“I thought I saw you.” He smiles. How fucking dare he? Smile at you like old friends after the amount of trouble he caused you?

“I’m glad your eyesight hasn’t deteriorated.” You quip, your tone cold and unforgiving.

He cocks an eyebrow at you, but continues the conversation all the same.

“Listen, I know we left things on kind of a bad note but- “

“Bad note? You’re delusional.” You laugh mirthlessly, you glance over your shoulder desperately for the bartender, needing to get away from this situation.

“Hey, I know things weren’t great but at least let me buy you a drink. It’s your birthday after all.” He offers, pushing himself into your field of vision.

“Don’t bother. Whatever she wants is on me tonight.” A new voice takes you by surprise, slow and confident with a gorgeous American accent. You turn to see a tanned guy with a strong jawline smiling cockily at your ex.

Lost for words, you glance frantically between the two. You have no idea what the hell is going on.

“She’s with me, so do me a favour and move from my spot.” His tone is calm, yet commanding. Your ex looks to you for some kind of explanation, but feeling vengeful, you simply shrug.

“Piss off then.” You say. He hesitates for a moment, mouth hanging open, then sighs and strides away.

The mysterious, heroic spice slides into the vacant space between you and the next person at the bar. “Thank you for that, but it really wasn’t necessary.” You can feel your face heating up from embarrassment. He is stupidly attractive. You half expect him to make some passing comment and leave you be, but he remains.

“It wasn’t a favour.” He chuckles, seeming almost nervous, a direct contrast to the confidence he adds, a playful smile on his features. Your heart is racing and you don’t trust yourself to speak without making yourself look like a total idiot, so you remain silent. “Bartender! We need drinks down here!” He shouts, making you jump. Immediately, the guy looks over at him and hurries over.

Within seconds, mysterious spice has ordered you both drinks, paid for them and led you over to a table.

“What’s your name?” He asks.

“Y/N.” You manage to squeak out. He grins.
“Nice.” He comments. “Rami.” He replies, then shakes your hand awkwardly.

Your natural reaction is to laugh; this guy is a continuous contradiction of himself. He’s smooth and confident, yet awkward and almost childlike. It throws you a little, but he’s a very welcome change from the cocky, self-centred twats you’re normally approached by in bars and clubs.  

He appears to sense your nervousness and slight distrust for him, and instigates most of the conversation. He asks you about your job, your university experience, slowly dragging you out of your shell. You’re not sure how you haven’t choked or fainted at this point, maybe the adrenaline from shutting down your ex and getting bought a drink by a sex god in almost the same breath was keeping you going.

And you’re so glad it is.

You finally pluck up the courage to ask him a question about himself, and he practically glows at the sign of you becoming more comfortable with him. He tells you that he was a drama student in Cali who is visiting the UK for an audition. He has a self-deprecating sense of humour, joking about his life as a struggling actor, though you can’t understand how he hasn’t hit the big time yet.

“Have you been anything I might have seen?” You venture. He runs a hand through his dark curls, eyes directed at the floor in embarrassment.

“Probably not, I’ve only done minor roles so far in US sitcoms.” You nod, not particularly sure what to say to that. “Gilmore Girls? The War at Home?” You shake your head apologetically.

A boyish grin takes over his features.

“What about adult movies?” Your jaw drops in shock and Rami bursts out laughing. He rests a reassuring hand on your arm. “I’m joking, Y/N.”

“Oh Christ, you had me for a second there.”

“Aw, is that disappointment?” He flirts and your cheeks heat up.

“No, I just-“

“I’m joking.” He winks. “Let’s get another?” He adds, raising his now empty glass.

“I’ll get these.” You say firmly, fumbling with your bag but Rami immediately places his hands over yours halting you.

“No way. It’s your birthday, let me treat you.” He instructs.

For the remainder of the evening, you forget about your friends who gathered to celebrate your birthday and spend hours talking to Rami. You’re not sure how It happens but eventually your table is full of empty glasses and the two of you are seated far closer together than you were before and his hand is permanently rested on your arm.

In your drunken haze you manage to spot Maria, craning her neck around, most probably looking for you. You wave at her and her head snaps around to look at you. She moves to approach you but freezes when she spots Rami next to you. A smirk spreads across her face and continues towards you. You know you should probably be dreading what’s about to happen but you’re too waved to care.

She stops in front of the two of you and rests a hand on her hip.

“Y/N, we’ve been looking everywhere for you!” She exclaims, you know she’s bullshitting but you play along for the sake of not looking weird.

“Oh have you-“

“Sorry, I’ve been kinda selfish with her.” Rami interjects.

“Ah it’s alright, I’m sure she was more than fine with you being selfish with her.” Maria grins and you feel your face heating up. To your relief, Rami chuckles at your side.

“So you won’t mind if I keep her for the night?” His tone is flirtatious, which is strange considering he’s insinuating spending the night with you to your friend, but it works as Maria raises her eyebrows and raises her hands in mock surrender.

“Keep her forever.” Maria sniggers and backs away, waving her phone in your direction indicating that you keep in contact.

“Protective friends huh.” Rami jokes. You roll your eyes.

“Just her.” The first silence falls between the two of you since you started talking and Rami fiddles with his hands.

“I hope you don’t mind me saying what I said, I just was hoping-“

“Yes.” You blurt then cover your mouth in shock. Rami’s eyes are wide for a moment then he bursts out laughing.

“I wasn’t sure that we were on the same page.” He admits.

“I think we are.” You confirm, for once thankful for your boldness that only surfaces when intoxicated.

He takes his lip between his teeth as he surveys you, then pulls his phone out.

“What number do I call for a taxi?”

anonymous asked:

I think they just meant that "ello" is more commonly associated with the cockney accent (which is like... a subset of the british accent, often more put on than anything. Like the british version of an exaggerated new york accent, I guess would be the best example I can think of off the top of my head). Most british people or british-americans wouldn't say their pronunciation of "hello" sounds like "ello" --Love, your local first-gen british-american

Ahh! I see! 

Well, they do have a strong British accent and you’re free to make headcanons, but I just thought that using “Ello” instead of “Hello”, would really get people to picture them as British-American if that makes sense? “Crimney” and “Oh my” kinda do it too, but not as much as “Ello” does I think. 

-Mod Avery

anonymous asked:

Just have to share.. So we know Tom likes Ed Sheeran songs and if you listen to "Perfect" you can tell Tom would love this song. Gives me the feels, go listen if haven't yet!!

Hey there!

Thanks for the recommendation.  

I am not familiar with his music beyond what is played in the grocery store.  

My first reaction was that the song is sweet, but then I really paid attention to the lyrics and was kind of wrinkling my nose.  Possibly being overly critical, just not sure about lines like “to carry love, to carry children”… And “she shares my dreams” - do you share HER dreams?  

It is interesting that he generally retains his accent.  A lot of British singers adopt a sort of non-descript American accent when singing.  

Yes, I can see SAF mop-dancing barefoot around his kitchen to it.  It has a bit of throwback kind of vibe, maybe it’s the organ.  Makes me think of Franki Valli and the Four Seasons. 

Thanks for the message!

So at my school we just had an intruder drill and as soon as the announcement came on, this big, country football player jumps up and immediately grabs the door handle and places his feet on the threshold to hold the door but he decided that wasn’t good enough so he grabbed the flag and pointed it at the door while he held the handle and he was ready to beat the shit out of anyone who came in this is seriously the most aggressively american thing I’ve ever seen

travel diary page 3

hiiiiii guyysss nx is back with a new story :3 today i’ve  some funny story eh eh 

page 11 @citrisansy555

i meet him in a strange way ….i was  travelling when  puff random a ice land and this dude  ice skate in front of me and…..impact on me o.o….ouch XD.  At last i  meet him but bye bye my favorite sunglass :( …. well after the impact  he say sorry and tell me to call citri :3  he can talk english and french,  he remain calm after the impact so i think is a calm person but after he start talk no stop …….i love this guys XD i love hear people story!!. he like undertale and pokemon like me ! i just love this dude.. i discover this dude like swim to but in a strange why …. he  literally jump in the ice water and swim away O.O…okk… in all case is a good guys who love talk and after i ….stalk him a lil..bad habit XD  well guys this dude is awesome so  guys check him before go sleep and if you want to talk he is perfect :3 or she mmmm to much clothes for see the difference 

page 12 @https://kagamin3ko.tumblr.com/  @kagamin3ko

this girl is special!!!! when i found her she was watching a cute asriel draw, she talk french and english and is so adorable :3 but her humor change in 2 second like me!!! ahhah we are on the same wave ….we are weird and we love it XD…..she really love draw and i see some sketch and WOW just wow, she can make wonderful eyes  and she love neko eh eh wait i present niko to her :3. i show her asriel from little tale and literally pass out to much cuteness in one time hahah … when she was young  she was sick  but nothing  big a lil problem  with her teen moment eh eh XD  shhhh or she kill me .  ..    for finish she is wonderful a great person for talk over nice and  she accept request but she do it when she want :3 but is worth wait for her draw is worth hahah p.s i show her my half finish draw XD  we laugh a lot 


page 13 @ariatoka45

i found her  in the moment she was create something called dolltale and O.O a new au i’ve to see it. at start she was funny and i discover she talk  French, English, arabish ….thanks fresh for traduce for me XD….. i was eating some fruit candy and she literally grab the sack and eat them ahahah she love fruit snack XD. when i ask  her to tell me what happen she tell me to have a very bad problem and i ask what? and she say …I FINISH MY FRUIT SNACK…..XD hahahha   after she ask me if i want something and seem she really love draw so guys if you can request her  maybe  give her some fruit snack but care to the finger XD ….. when i try to peek into his au  she become very angry …. this girl is  a fighter care!!! ….that time i run very fast for  escape XD 


page 14 @zoegloom

i meet her   because……. i exit from her tv…sorry for the jump scare but i love exit and enter from strange place :p. she start  scream on me ahahah  but i discover her american accent but watching outside i see the big bang…oh…she at start was a lil goth and next she become happy and next edgy…and after she become happy. well something happen and let me tell you using her words – Well, I remembered one time when Rouge sin-pai uploaded a post when when Swap!Cups was like “You’re going to make the wolf howl?” And Swap!Mugman was like “Shut up!” And then I tell them   “Wait until he reached to climax.” …this girl is so funny hahahah XD  so guys  don’t have fear talk with her but care she bite :3


page 15  @hichigot

ok guys next….a potato? wtf……mmm  why a potato here… and fry??????? welp who care …let put this in the trash… mmm now i remind she tell me something about hate potatoes and something about them but meh …mmm she was surrounded of potatoes  when i meet her ….strange spreaking with her i discover she love undertale and all the au…oh i remember she love potatoes and mmm i keep forgot what she say…. mm  well she is french to but speak english love talk with people and she is much much funny guys check her universe for me pls and send some ask …and  what a strange sound wait a second ……… *strange noise*–.—aasd—–sd—–pat——ppota.—.-.. *windows glass break sound*    WTF THAT POTATOES  GROW AND ATTACK ME ,,, THAT THING IS ALIVE ……Well i know what eat for dinner byyy guys is all for todayyyyy *run sound*  POTATOES FOR DINNER

superthething-blog  asked:

Imagine the stereotype of Americans and English people switched

welpppp

Let’s see i guess
•Americans have “sexy” accent now,
•crooked yellow teeth
•drink tea everyday and nothing is more important than tea.
•what the fuck is that word? copyright fuck you
•sexy spy movies

And Britain…
•you’re so fucking fat
•you are so controlling i stg
•lolol hamburgers
•surfing braaaah
•what’s exercise??
•shit too much exercise
•coke bottle by my dick for measurement
•what’s melanin???

I barely know any stereotypes for any other country except America because i roast America everyday like shit. ahem just saying

anonymous asked:

Tom totally has an American accent atm, I think he has been more out of the UK than in the UK in the past few years, he hasn't got an English accent like Hugh Grant (per say)

Just watching Hugh on Graham Norton- charming bastard💕. I wouldn’t say Tom has an “American accent” - did you see the interview he did with Jeff Goldblum? Jeff kept pointing out his British pronunciations, it was precious.