see mac i did it

it’s always sunny in philadelphia sentence starters!

❝ Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo? ❞
❝ Look at me, psychological damage up to here! ❞
❝ I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! ❞
❝ Am I gay for God? You betcha. ❞
❝ Be gone, vile man! Be gone from me! ❞
❝ Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down. ❞
❝ Yeah, but we didn’t come here to play with  stray dogs and trash, man. ❞
❝ Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze into a job cannon and fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies?! ❞
❝ I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable. ❞
❝ I’m gonna have a really hard time if we’re both cannibals and racists. ❞
❝ I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong. ❞
❝ Everybody’s dying, bitch. Let’s get you some fruit. ❞
❝ When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash. ❞
❝ I will smack your face off of your face! ❞
❝ Take care of yourself… or whatever people say. ❞
❝ We all have cats we’d like to be playing with right now. ❞
❝ I will eat your babies, bitch! ❞
❝ I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone. ❞
❝ Later, boners! ❞
❝ Do not call these shorts white trash! ❞
❝ If some old boner gives me attitude, I’m gonna spit in his face. ❞
❝ I eat stickers all the time, dude! ❞
❝ I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. ❞
❝ You know, you light one bitch on fire and everyone freaks out! ❞
❝ Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, you don’t know shit about cats. ❞
❝ If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to smash your teeth into dust! ❞
❝ I can go from flaccid to erect in a moment’s notice. ❞
❝ I mean, trees? Everywhere trees?! What the hell is this place? ❞
❝ I’ll tell you what’s not cool: crashing my car into a building, exploding a grenade inside of it, and then convincing your friends and family that you’re dead! ❞
❝ Oh my God! She just ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy! ❞
❝ Hello fellow American, this you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes, they’ll be lower… son. The democratic vote is the right thing to do, so do. ❞
❝ I stepped in front of a bus and it missed me. I can’t even get a bus to hit on me. ❞
❝ I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. ❞
❝ I don’t think these dogs have masters, I think they play by their own rules. ❞
❝ I have a bleached asshole! ❞
❝ With real power comes real responsibility and I don’t want to do any of that shit. I just want the money… and the illusion of power. ❞


if i’m having trouble drawing someone i find a preferably low-res reference photo and then just draw from it until I feel like i have a grasp on what they look like, then close the ref and try to draw from memory. This usually means I end up with a page full of uncanny valley versions of the same face as demonstrated here by the always sunny gang which i did this morning

as you can see i got frustrated by mac and then did not feel motivated enough to do any more charlies lmao oops

for comparison, here is a thing I did without reference a few weeks ago

that pic was for merryuspontmercy btw macdennis life


#SAVESIRENS \ 9 reactions to the cancellation

Finally Back Home


Pairing: Mac x Reader

Summary: HI!!! So could you do a Mac imagine where maybe he had to go on a long mission (couple of months) and your like waiting at the airport to pick him up and it’s a really cute scene when you see him again after months of him being away, some emotional tears! Sorry it’s so long but I think you could write this SUPER GOOD!!

Waiting anxious, any minute now Mac’s plane was due to land. You had to admit anybody else who dated someone who worked for a secret undercover government organization, would say that it was tough. But since you also worked within the walls of The Phoenix Foundation, you understood a bit better what Mac’s job was like.

The mission he was assigned too, was top secret. Everything about it was only shared with the team, higher officials and of course Thornton. Nobody else bedside those people knew where the mission was, what it was about and who the target was.

Standing at gate D, Mac had sent you a text saying to meet him there once the private jet landed. Checking your phone, the time read 6:14pm. Tapping fingers against the case of the phone, you tired to distract yourself with the surroundings at the airport.

A young man caught your eye, the gate opened and a women ran straight into his arms. A small smile played on your lips, they said their “I love you’s” and continued to kiss and hug. Your heart fluttered at the view in front and it made you want Mac to walk through the doors that much faster. They walked away hand in hand, leaving you to find another distraction as the clocked ticked away.

It was now 6:30pm, Mac had sent you another text saying he was nearly there. Taking a seat, the only other people in the airport was a businessman and an elderly couple. It felt good to be able to lean against something. Closing your eyes for a brief moment, all you wanted was to get a quick power nap in.

The next thing you knew, your shoulders were being shaked lightly and a faint voice could be heard. Opening your eyes, Mac’s face came into view.

“Mac, when did you get here?”. Asking him, who took a seat beside you.

“About 10 minutes ago, I didn’t want to wake you just yet. You seemed like you needed a quick power nap. The others went home already, but they send their love”. He spoke, intertwining his hand in yours.

Laying your head onto his shoulder, you felt content in his touch. “How was the mission?”.

He kissed the top of your forehead before replying. “Tough, but we caught the guy. I would share more but it was top secret so I can’t say much”.

“I understand, I’m just really glad your back. Sleeping alone isn’t much fun”.

He stood up and helped you to stand as well. Without thinking, you wrapped your arms around his waist just wanting to be in his embrace, since you hadn’t been able too due to him being away. You didn’t realize that a few tears escaped and were now rolling down your cheeks, however Mac did.

“Hey, I want to see your beautiful smile not tears”. He said, wiping them away with his thumb.

Burying your face into his chest, you mumbled. “I’m sorry, I’ve just really missed you. This mission wasn’t like the previous ones. I couldn’t contact you and I had no way of knowing if you and the others were okay. So it kinda drove me a little crazy, but I’m allowed to be a little bit clingy now that you’re back”.

Mac laughed, and it was music to your ears. "I know how you feel, it was hard on me too. Jack had to hide the phone to stop me from secretly calling you”. Pulling away so you could see his face, Mac smiled.

“Now that I would of liked to see, I’m surprised you didn’t macgyver a new one”. He gave a sheepish grin. “Oh my god, you tried to macgyver a new phone”. You looked at Mac, who was turning a bit red.

“Only once, but then Jack found out and gave me one of his speeches before taking it away. What can I say, I missed you like crazy and all I wanted was to hear your voice”.

Pulling him down by his shirt collar, the feeling of his lips never got old. “I’ve waited months to do that”. You told him, who caressed your cheek.

“Me too. Come on let’s go home, I wanna hear all about what you got up to these past few months”. This time it was you who got to walk hand in hand out of the airport with the person you loved and missed greatly, and it made you so happy.

You turned the key inside the door to unlock it. Mac placed his bags down and without warning you pulled him into the room. “Whoa, I thought we were going to sit with a glass of wine and talk?”.

Giving him “are you serious” glance. “You’ve been away from months, we can talk later. Right now I just want you”.

Mac had no objections and smashed his lips on yours. “God I’m so happy I’m home”, he said before kicking the door shut with his foot.

whenever i come online and makotos asleep i just reblog posts to our blog and tag him in stuff


Hello! So, this is where we start. 25 stories in 24 hours, if only for the fact I am turning 25 today, and this somehow felt like a cool thing to do. I’ll be having drinks and chilling out, so I won’t actually be present on tumblr at all, today. I hope you lot have a lovely, lovely Monday. By all means, drop by and let me know what you think of any of the stories you might be reading today. Also; mobile users? I’m so sorry. Starting off with a slightly angsty Hartbig. SFW, 1.255 words. Cheers, darlings.



You’re turning into something I detest,

And everyone is saying you’re a mess,

Because every day I love you less and less.


It were the little things that got to her first.

Not the big ones, like Grace forgetting their one year anniversary, or the fact that the tall blonde seemed incapable of remembering prior commitments with Hannah as she made plans with friends. Not the times where Grace accidentally forgot to mention Hannah in a thank you speech after winning an award, or when she used Hannah’s favourite shirt as an overall while painting something for a crafts project on her own channel.

It’s the little things that creep up on her when she least expects it.

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None of you probably have to deal with the fact your father is “savvy” enough to have a tumblr but I , Naomi Skye, will continue to blog like he’s just not there OTHER THAN SHOUTING ACCUSATORIALLY WHEN I SEE HIM LIKE HE’S SWIPER THE FOX 


anonymous asked:

I'm a mess V, i've been crying for 15 minutes now, sitting on the kitchen floor thinking what tf did I do to deserve this??? I don't know I don't know, all i know is that everytime i look in that pot and see burnt mac and cheese (HOW TF DID IT HAPPENED ANYWAY???) I start crying again. i'm broken