Warnings: None but I might as well put this here: this is reader dad!Tony so if you don’t like those skip this.
A/N: I’m going to use this opportunity as a shameless shout out to my fan account on Instagram as I’m so close to 1k and so want to get 1k before Homecoming because I will just be so happy. So follow me ‘hotdamnholland’ (I make Tom memes haha ;) )
“He’s my age?!” You exclaimed as your father, Tony Stark, told you for the first time that he’d got a new recruit for the team.
“He’s a kid and you - a grown man - have basically come into his life and said 'Oh yeah I’ll make you a new super suit and yeah you might be able to be part of my group of people who fight aliens for a living’.” You folded your arms and looked right at him. You left a pause to let Tony think about it.
“Oh and 'Here’s my daughter, she’s your age therefore it should all be alright.’” You added.
“Your point?” Tony asked, his tone completely neutral.
“Change a few words and that could be made into a underage rape porn video.”
“Don’t make me ground you.”
You smirked but that quickly died. “I’m being serious. What do his parents think?”
“He doesn’t have any.” Tony stated.
This time you had no witty retort. “Who does he live with?”
“His Aunt. She’s nice.”
“And so she’s fine with this?”
“Technically, she doesn’t know this.” Tony said referring to the whole Avenging business.
“Let me guess, internship?”
“Exactly.” Tony gave you the classic smirk that someone seemed to show the end to the conversation. You had no intention of stopping yet.
“Okay fine. Is he an Avenger then?”
You frowned. “Wait so it is an internship?”
“No - it’s more of a slight addition, but not real Avenging.”
“You’re waving it in front of his face like an out of reach carrot.”
“I am not!”
“Is he an Avenger?”
“Will he ever be?”
“Depends.” Tony said. He said it as if this kid had to prove his worth.
“When will I meet him?” You were curious now. He had to be special or your Dad wouldn’t take an interest in him. And your age? So he was high school age, and probably going to school unlike you. You wondered how time worked out for him then. Unfortunately, the world ending doesn’t wait for you to finish your Maths homework. So no high school for you.
“In a few minutes hopefully.”
“You’re kidding?” So you got this bombshell, and you would be meeting said 'bombshell’ a few minutes after knowing about it.
“Nope, he’s coming to the Tower.” Tony seemed very calm and chilled. “I’ve upgraded his suit and I want you to be there.”
“What when he’s putting it on?”
“No, testing Y/N.”
“Right…” You agreed.
Tony got a ping on his phone. Well it wasn’t really a phone. It was something of his own invention and unfairly he would not make one for you.
“Looks like Happy’s got him.” He said and gestured for you to follow him to elevator.
“Happy’s taking him to the labs?” You asked as you trailed along behind.
“Yes.” Tony said as you got into the elevator. “Now, Y/N, play nice. Don’t scare him off and he’s off limits.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?!”
“I’m just saying it now…” Tony muttered as the elevator came to the right level and the doors opened.
Tony stepped out and you saw Happy waiting with a kid that did look your age.
“Parker meet my daughter Y/N.” Tony said. “Y/N this is Peter Parker.”
“Hey.” You said and he gave you a nervous smile.
“Peter I’ve got your suit this way.” Tony started off through the lab door.
Peter followed without having to be told twice and you just followed him.
“Y/N wait here.” Tony ordered and you did as he took Peter further into the lab supposedly to get him to put the suit on.
You perched on a chair and waited. Honestly, you were interested in seeing what this kid could do, and also sort of thrilled that their was another super kid your age. You were feeling a bit out numbered being a kid. And he was cute… that was a bonus.
About 10 minutes later Tony paraded Peter out to you in a red and blue suit that even from the outside looked really high tech.
“I present Spiderman.” Tony said in his usually charismatic tone. “Well Y/N what do you think?”
“Well it leaves nothing to the imagination.” You stated. You imagined Peter going a darker shade of red than the suit under the mask.
“Apart from that.” Tony warned shooting you a 'behave nicely’ look.
“I think it looks cool.” You said sincerely. You walked wrong Peter trying to not look like you were 'checking him out’ but that was literally your job here.
“Right well he needs to move in it so I need you two to spar for me.” Tony said completely nonchalantly.
“Here right now?” You said well aware that you were in a lab with various dangerous chemicals.
“Yeah just go over there and throw a few punches at each other.” Tony said pointing to the only bit of the lab that didn’t have a bench. You had about 5 meters in radius before you would have knocked over something you wished you hadn’t.
Tony pointed again as if he hadn’t got all day and you and Peter did what you were told.
“Y-You want me to fight her?” Peter said as if that was the last thing he wanted to do.
“Yes but don’t actually hurt each other,” Tony answered, “but Y/N get him to move. I need to see how flexible this thing is on someone.”
“I can do that…” You muttered before feigning a right jab to Peter’s head so he moved to the left and blocked it with the back of his arm. This kid was quick.
You brought you right arm up like Peter had done to block your face as you brought your right hand down to punch him in the chest.
It was just like a training fight.
You both continued like this for a minute getting each other to dodge and block and occasionally actually hitting each other.
“Okay.” Tony said indicating for you two to stop. “Peter how does it feel?”
“Good. Thanks Mr Stark.”
“Mr Stark?!” You scoffed trying not to laugh but then stopped when Tony gave you a look again.
How would the performance unit react to their s/o being very flexible?
lmao I hope you like this! I added some gifs because why not ♥
Jun would be amazed when you’re both doing some stretching before he’d teach you some martial arts movements, and suddenly you’re pretty much doing a split, and he wouldn’t be able to hide it. His eyes would be all big and his mouth would be wide open and you wouldn’t be able to do anything but laugh at how he looks. He’d probably proceed to show you how flexible he is, and grin as he says that he’s finally found his match. After he’s shown you some moves, though, he’ll hold you close and whisper to your ear. “Wanna show me just how flexible you are sometime?”
Hoshi would be very excited about the discovery, that he’d probably find out when the two of you are dancing and suddenly your body does a thing that he was definitely not expecting. He’d be grinning from ear to ear and nudge you while being all “You didn’t tell me you were that flexible!” and telling you how cool it is, and spend the next ten minutes or so asking if you can do this or that. At the end of the day, however, he’d just hum happily about all the cool dances you’ll be doing from that moment onwards while hugging you tightly.
The 8 would be just as amazed as everyone else, even if the moment he sees just how flexible you are is when you casually lift your leg up as a joke while saying “Bring it on” as a reply to something he had brought up. Like, he’d be drinking some water and almost choke on it because holy crap you did not just do that like it was nothing. Once he’s no longer coughing and you’ve stopped laughing while stroking his back, he’d just look at you in awe. “How have you kept this as a secret?”
Dino, as he’s probably not exactly the most flexible of the performance unit, would find your flexibility utterly amazing and cool for more than one reason: firstly because it is very cool and secondly because he wishes he could be as flexible. You bet he’s gonna tell just about everyone he knows, especially the other Seventeen members, about how amazingly flexible you are! “You should see Y/N do some acrobatics, it’s so cool!” Whether it makes you feel embarrassed or proud, Dino would be one proud, excited boyfriend.
Relationships: Peter Parker x fem!hero!reader(romantic), Michelle x reader (best friends)
Warnings: Light violence, swearing and an occasional dirty joke.
Summary: You and Peter team up to fight crime in the city!
A/N: I’m super excited for this chapter! I got inspired for this part by Lana Del Rey’s song Young and Beautiful from Great Gatsby (awesome movie and book btw). There’s a lot of emotion and feeling in this chapter! I hope you all like it!
Seriously listen to this while you read! It’ll really help you get the feel of the story I think! If not then that’s fine too!
You flew over the city. You adored moments like these more than anything else in the world. It was so inspiring and beautiful, getting to watch the sun get close to setting behind the skyscrapers of the city. Ever time you were amazed that you could ever reach such heights. For the longest time before you got your wings you had felt trapped, alone, worthless, and scared. But now you knew what freedom felt like and you wouldn’t trade that feeling for anything in the world. You decided to take a risk and lift your mask up off your face so you could feel the sun on it. You smiled as you embraced the warmth and decided to hover for a moment and let the glowing light bathe your skin and rejuvenate you.
You looked down at your suit. Well if you could even call it that. You liked to refer to it as battle armor, even though none of it was actually metal. Perhaps that spider boy was right? Maybe you should consider an upgrade. Maybe you could see if Peter or one of his friends had some metal scraps lying around that you could borrow for a “project” and craft yourself some better armor. You were pulled from your thoughts when you heard some commotion below you. There was some sort of crime going on. You put your mask back on and flew down closer to see what was going on. Another massive robbery. Of course. It seems as if those are a daily occurrence nowadays. As you got closer you noticed a familiar boy in a red and blue suit swinging around, taking down the gang members that were fighting with each other. Well you weren’t going to let him have all of the fun. A whole other gang suddenly came charging at Spider-Man to take him down. Those gangs must all be working together for this heist. Using your super speed flight you flew down to them and one by one punched and kicked them, knocking them out before they could make their way to the Spider-Man. But you didn’t notice one of his webs was slowly making it’s way towards you and the next thing you knew you were trapped in the sticky substance and slammed against a brick wall.
“Oh shit I’m so sorry Dragonfly!” Peter called to you. “I didn’t see you fly in.” He nervously laughs. You smiled under your mask. You had to admit, you found his nervousness quite adorable. But then some gang members started coming towards you and you struggled against the restraining web more.
Hey I love your blog and I'm a new witch so i don't have a lot of things to use around my home and my mom doesn't really know or approve of witchcraft so i'm just wondering if you know normal things around homes i can use? Like for herbs and stuff like that? Thank you!!
Hello and thanks so much for visiting my blog!
You’re in luck; a lot of everyday items can be incorporated into our practice and you’ve come to the right person. I am a very cheap witch and don’t buy a whole lot unless it is absolutely necessary for my work. :)
SO, TIPS FOR THE FRUGAL WITCH:
Kitchen knives or letter openers can be used as ceremonial blades!
Wine glasses can be used as chalices and ceremonial goblets.
Altars don’t need to be huge and elaborate; decorate an old shoe box up and keep your tools of the craft shielded from negativity in there!
Any type of candle can work for a candle spell, you don’t need to buy huge expensive ones! Dollar stores will become your best friend.
Incense can be expensive, especially buying the herbs to make your own cones; you can get stick ones for cheaper in all various scents and cheap wooden holders to hold ‘em in.
Not all wands are the beautifully crafted ones we see on Etsy, you can go out into your own backyard and pick up a stick that just catches your interest. Carve sigils in it or decorate it with what you like and ta-da!
Rocks and gemstones are important (to me, anyways) but, if you don’t have specifics on you, you can pick up any old stone and infuse energy and intention into it. Heck, you can even pull up photos of the rocks on your phone/tablet/computer and leave it up while you do your work. This works for herbs, and invoking god(s) and goddess(es) as well. :)
Into working with bones? Don’t worry about scavenging the side of the road or paying a buttload in shipping fees for a tiny package, just wait until the next time someone cooks meat and respect the animal enough to use all of it, the bones included. Clean, sterilize and keep safe.
Into green witchery and can’t have a full garden? Go out and get starter pots and plant your own seeds of the herbs and flowers you like for a little windowsill garden.
When it comes to herbs/products that can be useful, they are ALL over the place! Everything from your table salt to a spice you’ve never even heard of before all have correspondences. The trick here is just to look through what you already have in your home and then google something like “Magickal correspondence of <item here>” Everything you need to know will pop up for you! This site may help ya out too. :)
The best thing about being a frugal witch is realizing that money doesn’t make for a better or more respected practitioner. When we can draw from our surroundings and what little there may be to use, that’s when we can see just how powerful, flexible and capable we really are. So, look into DIY projects, have fun and don’t let anyone tell you that you need something to be successful. It’s all in what you feel works best for you.
I hope this could help you out!
**I feel I need to post this very important disclaimer too: If you are under the age of 18, please be careful in your studies and who you seek help from. To be honest, some countries have incredibly strict laws against teaching minors wicca/paganism and other forms of the craft without parental consent. So, PLEASE, if anyone is a minor and reading this who hides the craft from their parent(s)/guardian(s), try to find a way to be open and incorporate it into your life so they see there is no harm. You don’t want yourself, or anyone else to get into trouble just for you seeking knowledge. As stupid as silly as it is, it’s true. Be careful, be smart and be honest, always. I will only ever give advice to those who seek it from me but, I can never encourage more secrets. Lots of love and blessed be. x
This is by far my favorite piece of choreography in the film. It’s so fun. The next shot is Eggsy’s point of view, shooting upside-down to take down the next solider. But I’m just totally entranced by the take-down and then the way he arches his spine, pushes his hips up so that he’s balanced in a way where he can stretch his arms and make the shot. I love this part, okay?
But enough about me watching this - I want to see Harry watching Eggsy do this.
Maybe it’s a move Eggsy does again on a mission with Harry - and hey, Harry hasn’t seen it before, there’s no harm in making use of the same move twice if it works. So Eggsy goes for the take-down and slams a guard into the floor, presses against the floor and curves his spine, sending his hips into the air in a move that would make any yoga teacher proud - and balances just so to make the next shot.
But doing this makes the bottom of his suit-jacket fall open, showing off Eggsy’s trim hips where his shirt is tucked into his trousers, and puts his crotch on display. It’s a little unintentional - it’s showy, but to show off his athleticism, not his goods, but it has the same result.
Harry stares. Harry remember’s Eggsy’s background in gymnastics, after seeing first hand how flexible and strong he is. Harry sees the muscles in Eggsy’s thighs and hips working to keep him balanced like this, all brutal grace in the heat of a moment.
And after seeing that, after seeing Eggsy like that - oh, Harry’s got a problem.
To The Hommie Who Asked: BTS Members Who Would Eat You Out Vs. Wanna Be Sucked Off.....
okie so first off I personally think that all of them would like getting head bc almost every guy is down for getting his knob polished… WITH THAT BEING SAID I FEEL LIKE ONLY A FEW OF THEM WOULD ENJOY GOING DOWN ON YOU…THIS IS FROM MOST TO LEAST LIKELY (1 BEING MOST LIKELY AND 7 LEAST LIKELY)…..
1.RAP MONSTER- THIS KINKY LITTLE SHIT IS GONNA EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER… ALL OF THESE YEARS OF WATCHING PORN ARE ABOUT TO PAY OFF… JUST LOOK AT THAT TONGUE… I SEE THE SIN IN THOSE EYES AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE STARS….
2.jIMIN-OMG OMG WHERE DO I EVEN START… FIRST OF ALL JIMIN IS SEX ON LEGS… LIKE HAVE YOU SEE HOW FLEXIBLE THIS BOY IS?? FLDFAKLF..HIS TONGUE WOULD BEND IN ALL KINDS OF WAYS ALL UP IN YOUR PINATA…I’M LIKE 10000% SURE HE’S GONNA MAKE YOU CUM LIKE 4 TIMES BC HE CAN ……FUCKING LITTLE TEASE…. OUT OF ALL OF THOSE MUSCLES HIS TONGUE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT * DRINKS WATER* I NEED JESUS…
JIN- IF THIS BOY EATS THIGH PIE LIKE HE EATS FOOD YOU’RE PROBABLY GONNA PASS OUT WITHIN LIKE 4 MINUEST BC LIKE DAMN BOI CAN EAT…HE’S GONNA BE ALL UP IN THAT PINATA…I FEEL LIKE HE IS CARING AND MOTHERLY AND DADDY AF THAT HE’S GONNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE THOROUGHLY INSPECTED YA KNOW FOR SCIENCE…PLUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE LIPS JUST IMAGINE THEM ON YOUR LADY FAN LIKE FJVLKAJFVAF *FANS SELF*
4.JUNGKOOK- I FEEL LIKE KOOKIE WOULD BE VERY SHY AT FIRST BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE INEXPERIENCED (OR SO WE THINK) BUT ONCE HE WORKED UP THE COURGE THIS BOY WOULD WORK YOU’RE LADY PARTS LIKE A BICYCLE… LET’S BE HONEST THEY DON’T CALL HIM THE GOLDEN MAKNE FOR NOTHING….JUST LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE TONGUE… IT’S GONNA BE ALL UP IN YOUR TREASURE CHEST….
5.JHOPE-OKIE THIS LITTLE ANGLE IN DISGUISE IS ALL ABOUT MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE YOU JUST WON THE LOTTERY AND LOST 16 POUNDS LIKE HIS TOUNGE IS GENTLE AND PRECISE AND *HEAVY BREATHING* I NEED A MINUET TO PROCESS THIS BC KJFVADFVKL… BASICALLY HE IS HERE FOR YOU AND GURL HE’S GONNA EAT YOU LIKE HE’S BEEN STARVED FOR YEARS… JUST LOOK AT IT!! ARE YOU LOOKING AT IT???
6.V- OKIE SO TAE WOULD BE ALL ABOUT GOING DOWN ON YOU IF YOU ARE MAKING LOVE LIKE HE’S GONNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE SCREAMING HIS NAME SO LOUD THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN… HOWEVER IF IT’S JUST EVERYDAY SEX HE WOULD “GET DOWN TO BUINESS AND SKIP FOREPLAY”… LIKE HE WOULD BE SO INTO MAKING YOU CUM LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN THAT HE WOULD DIRTY TALK YOU’RE EAR OFF… *POURS HOLY WATER ON SELF* LAWD HAVE MERCY….
7.SUGA-YOONGI WOULD PREFER TO USE HIS FINGERS BECAUSE HIS MOUTH WOULD EITHER BE ON YOUR CHEST,NECK OR LIPS… THIS BOY WOULD PLAY YOU LIKE A PIANO YOU WOULDN’T EVEN MIND THAT HE DOESN’T USE HIS MOUTH BC YOU’RE TOO BUSY FALLING APART UNDER HIS SKILLFUL FINGERS… THE MAN IS GOOD WITH HIS HANDS…. HE ISN’T A HAND MAN FOR NOTHING… JUST LOOK AT THOSE FINGERS.. I SEE YOU YOONGI…
AGAIN THIS IS MY OPINION… SO LET MY KNOW WHAT YOU THINK… DO YOU AGREE? WHY OR WHY NOT?…..BE MY HOMMIE AND THIRST WITH ME….
TO THE PERSON WHO REQUESTED THIS HERE YOU GO DEAR SORRY IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER…
You will start in 30 minutes at 3 pm central time. Maybe, when you read this, and you will have until Thursday 11 pm central to finish. I gave you clues as to what it was going to pertain, some of you got it so here it is
Let’s see how flexible you all are. There are two ways to do this Back Bridge move, one will be a picture below and the other will be the modified version with the video.
Your mission, if you accept it, is to time yourself holding the move for as long as you can… at one time only. The one with the longest time, wins first place, obviously. As per the modified version if you choose to tackle it, 2 minutes of that will equal to 1 minute. Once you are done and you think you have the best time, don’t post it but send it in to our awesome torture solo challenge creator @thegracefulmama who will update us on everyone’s timing.
Note: This is separate from your group challenge, don’t count this time for points.
Summary: Jungkook’s the bad boy, while Y/N’s the good girl
A/N: I am obsessed with BadBoy!BTS, even though I’m not really into bad boys in general. Hope you enjoy! ~Admin Unnie
“Alright class, who can tell me what 3x+73=246 is?”
My hand shot up in the air. “Yes. Y/N?”
“The answer is 57 and two thirds.”
“Correct. As always Ms. Y/L/N” The teacher smiles
and nods as she writes the answer on the board. She turns around to continue
when the bell rings. “Alright, we’ll continue this lesson on Monday. Have a
wonderful weekend!” I packed up my things and went to my locker to get
everything I would need in order to study over the weekend. Before I could open
my locker, someone grabbed me and slammed against the lockers, trapping me. “What
do you want, Yugyeom?”
“I want to see just how fun and flexible you can
be? Why don’t you come home with me this weekend so we can test it out?” He
reaches for my face, and I slap his hand away. “How about no?”
“Oh come one. We all know you’re not the good,
innocent girl you claim to be. There’s no way when you’ve hung out with
“It’s not just hanging out.” We both look over to
see who had spoken. “Oh Jungkook. Hey what’s up.” Yugyeom stutters out. “The
amount of injuries on your body if you don’t get your hands off my girl and
“Sorry. I’ll go now.” He all but runs away at
that. I turn to Jungkook. “You know, you didn’t have to threaten him.” I turn
back to my locker, open it up, and start taking books out of it. “He was all up
on you, and basically threatening you. What was I supposed to do?”
“I don’t know, kindly ask him to back off because
I’m taken?” I close my locker and turn back to him. “That’s what I did, minus
the kindly part.” I giggle at him. “There’s that smile I love.” He says as he
wraps his arm around my shoulder. “Now let’s go so I can spend the weekend with
my favorite girl.”
“Okay, but I hope you know I plan to spend the weekend studying. And that
includes you too.” He groans and throws his head back. “Don’t act like that.
You know you need to get your chemistry grade up. I can’t date a guy that’s
“And I thought I couldn’t date a good girl, now
look where I am.”
“You’re not getting out of this.”
“Fine.” And we walked out of the school and headed
towards my house.
Hello! I've danced ballet for as long as I can remember and I'm "overly" flexible (a lot of people thinks it's disgusting :/). How would the bros react if they found out their s/o was /very/ flexible? Like if they came home to see her stretching, maybe saw her doing a leg extension on pointe. This can be both SFW and NSFW. Thank you in advance! I love all your work ❤❤
Like?? He’ll be sitting with Hunk and Lance, then all of a sudden he’ll be like “crap I gotta stretch for a second” and he stands up and bends his backwards to the point where he can see the terrified expressions of his friends and he’s just “what??? I’ve always been this flexible”
Hunk, of course, is just “Dude what no one can do that”
“What? I thought it was normal?”
Lance chimes in with a “You’re a fucking demon, Keith”
“No I’m a Galra get it right Lance”
They’re having this whole conversation while Keith is still bent over and Shiro walks in and almost has a heart attack
Also when laying down he can contort his body into such unnatural positions that everyone straight up begins to think that he has no spine
Eventually it turns into a game where everyone asks Keith to try different positions to see just how flexible Keith is
I don’t know I just started thinking about this and I seriously want a flexible Keith
Chase getting really turned on when he sees you stretching before entering the pool. Like he sees how flexible you are and he can head the moans of pleasure as you stretch out each muscle. Little does he know you make sure he can hear every time. He sexual tension between you two escalating until finally it gets released after hours in the school showers.