seducing you with my awkwardness

random sentence meme

Random quotes found on google.

  • “The best way to lie is to tell the truth … The carefully edited truth.”
  • “Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?”
  • “I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned of their motives.”
  • “People who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.”
  • “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
  • “If you do a job too well, you get stuck with it.”
  • “The shinbone is a device used to find furniture in a dark room.”
  • “Homework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?”
  • “He paused his video game to text me back. Is this what love feels like?”
  • “MATH: Mental Abuse To Humans.”
  • “I would love to jump into a pool of Jell-O.”
  • “If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”
  • “I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason for it.”
  • “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
  • “I don’t think I could ever stab someone… I can barely get the straw into a Capri Sun.”
  • “My dentist told me I need a crown, and I was like I know, RIGHT?”
  • “I will slap you so hard, even Google won’t be able to find you.”
  • “It’s not illegal… Just frowned upon.”
  • “Can I end my essay with ‘you feel me’?”
  • “If you were a tree, you’d be a good tree.”
  • “Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.”
  • “I don’t need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.”
Bangtan stereotypes as tumblr quotes

Rap monster: Why stress her when you can undress her.

Suga: Just saw someone jogging outside. And it inspired me to get up and close the blinds.

Jin: I’m so fly, my flight was cancelled.

Jimin: If you can’t handle the sass. You can’t handle this ass.

Jhope: Laughing so hard. No noice comming out. So you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

V: I eat the broken cookies first bc I feel bad for them.

Jungkook: I won’t flirt with you. I will seduce you with my awkwardness.

Pietro Maximoff #14

Anon: Prompt where Pietro sees a really pretty girl who is the MC and tries to impress her but he comes off as cocky so it backfires, but he gets her in the end. Idk does that make any sense?

It makes a lot of sense <3 Thank you for your request! I hope you’ll like it, because writing it made me lot of fun!


You were new addition to Avengers team. Nick Fury conscripted you when he saw you fighting in Battle of Ultron with one of Ultron’s robots. He notices that you’re more agile than others. You connoted a cat.

“We need someone like you” he said standing in your living room in his leather coat. He looked strange in your new flat, which you rented in New York, when the one in Sokovia had been destroyed.

“I don’t know…They are heroes, and know each other long time” you murmed, but you felt excitment. You’ve always dreamt about being one of heroes when you were child.

“They are specific, but you’ll get used to it. And we have also two new recruit, Maximoff twins. Maybe you heard about them?”

“I think I saw them in Sokovia. We were in the same school, but I’m younger than them. And I also saw them during the battle” you answered and sighed. You knew that you’ll agre for Fury’s proposition.“Okey, I think I can try”

“Perfect!” Nick clapped your hands.“Pack your stuff, we’re living in hour”

Few hours later you were in Avenger’s common room. They all were looking at you with kind smiles.

“I’m Steve” Capitan America introduced himself.“And they are Natasha, Tony, Clint, Bruce, Vision, Thor and Wanda and Pietro Maxomoff”

“Nice to meet you. I’m Y/N and I know all of you” you smiled to him friendly.

“Have we met before?” asked Wanda looking at you curiously.

“Yes, I’m from Sokovia too, we were in the same school, but I’m younger” you explained and looked at Pietro for one second. He had strange face expression. He was starring at you with frowned eyebrows and squinted eyes and smirk on his face.

“Oh, that’s amazing! I was sure that we’ve met before! Pietro, do you remember Y/N?” Wanda asked his brother with excited smile. When he didn’t answer she elbowed him.“Pietro!”

“Uhm, what? Oh, no I don’t. And I don’t know why, I should have remember such a beautiful girl” he woke up from his slumber. You should be pleased with his compliment, but tone of his voice and his face were too…confident. Like he was sure, that he already had you. And you hated that kind of boys.

“Oh, you were probably too busy playing with other girls” you answered and squinted your eyes.

“Sorry, if you’re jealous, baby” Pietro fleered and came closer to you.“But we can make up for”

“I wasn’t, you fool” you pushed him away.“You seduced my best male friend’s girl”

The awkward silence came as you said it. Pietro’s blood froze and he had no idea what he should say.

“So, Y/N, let me show your room” Wanda claimed after a while.“Nat, come with us!”

You nodded and follow girls who helped you carry your suitcases. As you entered your new room your eyes widened. It was huge and modern-equipped. You had king-size bed under the window, en-suit bathroom and wardrobe.

You threw your bag on the floor and laid on bed.

“It’s amazing” you sigher hidding face in pillow.

“Yeah, Tony likes to take care of us” Nat grinned at you.“What you are going to wear on party tommorow night?”

“Party?"you frowned."I don’t know about any party”

“Of course, you don’t!"she rolled her eyes."It’s your suprise party! But if you don’t know about party you have no opportunity to prepare yourself for it! Boys’ll never understand that we have to find right dress and put on make up”

“Uhm, right… I have only one dress” you hesitated.

“Show me” Nat ordered and you started to looking for it in your suitcases. When you finally found it, Nat was satisfied.

“It’s good. Classical, not flamboyant. I like it”

It was simple black little dress, middle-tight lenght, strapless.

“It’ll be the best party in your life” Wanda grinned and jumped on her seat.“I promise you”

Rest of the day you spent unpacking your stuff with girls. Nat was delighted with your shoes collection and Wanda with your cosmetics and jewellery.

You chatted a lot and they told you about other Avengers and boys overall. Wanda confessed that she is dating Vision secretly.

“But, please, don’t tell my brother. He’ll be pissed”

“Believe me, I’ll talk to him only if someone’ll forced me to that” you curved your lips.

“Yeah, he can be cocky sometimes. But usually he’s a good man” Wanda claimed with uncertainty in her voice. Nat rolled her eyes.

“Be honest, Wanda. He’s son of a bitch and you know it”

“We have the same mother, Nat!” Wanda yelled, but she didn’t look annoyed.

“You know it was figurative expression. He’s a dick”

Next day you had short training session with Steve and Clint. They were suprised with your flexibility and dexerity.

“I think, you could be better that Widow” whistled Barton as you were leaving training room.

“Please,don’t tell her that. We just started to be friends” you laughed and headed to your room. You took shower and started preparing to party. You put on make up which made your eyes look mysteriously and you gathered all you hair on one shoulder. You dressed you dress, wore black high-heels and started to choose jewellery. You chose thick gold necklace and thin brancelett. You heard knocking on your doors.

“Please, come in” you answered looking in mirror one more time. Tony came into your room and clean his throat.

“Can I invite you to my party, which is taking part right now in common room?” he smiled at your outfit.

“Oh, of course! It’s such a luck that I accidentally put on this elegant dress!” you smiled and took an arm which Tony offered you. You walked together onto crowded common room. Wanda and Nat reached you.

“Y/N! You look amazing!"Wanda yelled enhusiastly and whispered to your ear"Pietro would love your dress. He is totally ass-guy, believe me”

Your dress hugged your curves and your ass was your trump. You rolled eyes at Wanda’s comment.

“Come drink something, girls” Nat ordered and you all headed to bar. You drink a couple shots when you saw Pietro near you. When he saw you too, he came closer to you and smiled.

“Y/N, you look stunning, you know?” his voice was nice. And he looked good too. He wore black jeans and neavy blue, long-sleeved, down-buttoned shirt. He leaned at you and whispered in your ear “I like your ass in this dress”

His voice wasn’s as cocky and the previous day and you shivered a little as you felt his hot breath on your ear.

“Uhm…Thanks…I think so” you frowned at his last words.

“May I have a dance?” he asked taking your hand and kissing it tenderly. Song “Be together” by Major Lazer started playing as you hit the dancefloor. Pietro wrapped your waist gently and took your one hand. You put the other on his arm and he pulled you closer to him. You started swaying to the rythm of music. He was good dancer. He didn’t yank whilst turning you around yourself.

“Y/N, I’m really sorry about yesterday and about your friend. I didn’t mean to hurt you or him or anybody. I’m really nice guy deep inside my heart, but don’t like to show my real face. I don’t know why. I just want you to forgive me and give me a chance. I believe that we can be good friends or maybe something more. When I told that you are beautiful, that was what I really thought, Y/N” Pietro looked deep inside your eyes. His were thrilling and you couldn’t look away.

“I forgive you Pietro. Of course I do” you whispered moving your face closer to his. You were tipsy and you wanted to kiss him. But then Pietro arched your back and kissed you deeply. You put your hand in his messy and he moaned quietly.

“Of course I remember you from school” he gasped as you finally broke the kiss to take some air.“ You were the prettiest girl in school, but I haven’t enough confidence to talk with you. So I started to pretend sassy. But you never noticed me”

“I noticed you. But you were always so cocky and had so many girls around that I was too shy to even came closer to you” you chuckled. He hid his face in hands.

“God, I failed everything. Is there any chance to repair it?” you smiled at him and winked.

“You can try”

anonymous asked:

Just like imagine Tony and Bruce in the lab. Doing some nerdy science flirting. The nerdier and fluffier the better...if you can.

Tony watched as Bruce paced back in forth in front of him excitedly as he went on about some science project he had worked in the middle east. Tony didn’t really understand any of the biology stuff  but he loved watching Bruce like this. So excited about his science stuff. 

“But I didn’t agree with the other scientist, because you know, why would you ever want to do that? I mean, yeah sure, it would be awesome if we could cure something like that with…are you listening to me?”

Tony gave Bruce a smile. “Of course I’m listening. I don’t really understand anything that you are saying, but you are just too cute when you ramble like this,”

Bruce’s face flushed. “Tony…”

“I can’t help it. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.” He gave an exaggerated wink to Bruce. 

Bruce gaped at him. “Did you just…”

“Are you from mars? Cause your ass is out of this world,” He stepped closer to the sputtering Bruce. His face was flushed deep red and he looked like he might explode. “Come on Brucie. Remember to breath,”

Bruce took his advice and tried to control his breathing. “You are so cheesy,”

“I can’t help it. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.” He knew that he shouldn’t tease Bruce but he loved the way Bruce blushed when he gave him cheesy pick up lines. 

“Stop it. You’re killing me,” Bruce moved forward so he could hug Tony close and tuck his nose into the crook of his neck. “Can’t you flirt like a normal person.”

“I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.” Tony laughed softly as Bruce pushed himself closer. He might not show he liked Tony’s pick up lines, but it always put him into a better mood. Now, he just had to think up new lines for next time.