secrets of spider man

Champions #9 - By Mark Waid, Humberto Ramos

It had a rough start, but I’ve grown to like this series more and more.

This, though, this sealed the deal.

Originally posted by thedreadwolfiscoming

Also, Red Locust is a great new hero to have around. And another one for my list.

  • Iron Man: you gotta help me fight Captain America or I'll tell Aunt May your secret identity
  • Spider-man: why are you fighting Captain America?
  • Iron Man: he refuses to sign the Sokovia accords which would install oversight for superheroes and require them to disclose their identities
  • Spider-man: and if we win this fight.... this law would go into full effect?
  • Iron Man: that's right!
  • Spider-man: I mean.... that just sounds like you telling Aunt May my secret identity anyway but with... more steps...
... Somehow, Still Talking About This Captain America Shit (Now With Bonus Spider-Man and Agents of SHIELD)

So now Secret Empire has revealed its Shyamalan Twist and given the readers a Good Guy Steve Rogers as well as Hydra Cap, and the kinds of dickbags who, when this whole bullshit began were dismissing people’s complaints with “oh come on, don’t you know how comics works, it’s all going to be put back at the end, blah blah blah…” are crowing I-Told-You-So’s.

But here’s the thing:

Yeah, fucknuts.  We always knew this.

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Heroes are being called to fight in Donald Trump Conquers Marvel Universe…I mean Secret Empire #0

Okay, the good stuff is that there is some Riri in this issue, working with Tony A.I to fix Carol’s Shield. And America is present among team Carol gathered for space fight. And…I don’t know, @illuminatingcomics will love the page where Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.  Steve Bannon…I mean Steve Rogers, roasts Carol, I guess?

Now, the bad part.

This book literally starts with the revelation that Nazis won the WWII and Allies used Cosmic Cube to rewrite the reality so that they would win. Not joking, they outright go and say that. Marvel is so stupid they made their book say Hitler was supposed to win and the world as we know is a lie. I don’t know if this is just ignorance over how this will be read, actually believing that shit or Marvel really wants Alt-Right money, but it’s disgusting. Fuck this book. Don’t buy it, don’t support it, if you have to read it, pirate. Fuck this Nazi shit.

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As a joke I suggested to Marvel that I should go to a high school undercover, and it was completely a joke and Marvel took it completely seriously…I guess they didn’t get my British sarcasm. So the next thing I knew I had a backpack with a pencil case on my way to Bronx School of Science — I had one funny experience, I was sat at the back of a classroom next to quite a pretty girl, and eventually she was like, “So dude what’s your deal, man?” And I was like, “Do you want to know my secret? I’m actually Spider-Man.” And she was like, “Dude, you’re nuts, man. You are nuts.” I was like, “No, seriously, I’m actually an actor, I’m British and I’m playing Spider-Man.” And she didn’t believe me.