... Somehow, Still Talking About This Captain America Shit (Now With Bonus Spider-Man and Agents of SHIELD)
So now Secret Empire has revealed its Shyamalan Twist and given the readers a Good Guy Steve Rogers as well as Hydra Cap, and the kinds of dickbags who, when this whole bullshit began were dismissing people’s complaints with “oh come on, don’t you know how comics works, it’s all going to be put back at the end, blah blah blah…” are crowing I-Told-You-So’s.
Heroes are being called to fight in Donald Trump Conquers Marvel Universe…I mean Secret Empire #0
Okay, the good stuff is that there is some Riri in this issue, working with Tony A.I to fix Carol’s Shield. And America is present among team Carol gathered for space fight. And…I don’t know, @illuminatingcomics will love the page where Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Steve Bannon…I mean Steve Rogers, roasts Carol, I guess?
Now, the bad
literally starts with the revelation that Nazis won the WWII and Allies used
Cosmic Cube to rewrite the reality so that they would win. Not joking, they
outright go and say that. Marvel is so stupid they made their book say Hitler
was supposed to win and the world as we know is a lie. I don’t know if this is
just ignorance over how this will be read, actually believing that shit or
Marvel really wants Alt-Right money, but it’s disgusting. Fuck this book. Don’t
buy it, don’t support it, if you have to read it, pirate. Fuck this Nazi shit.
As a joke I suggested to Marvel that I should go to a high school undercover, and it was completely a joke and Marvel took it completely seriously…I guess they didn’t get my British sarcasm. So the next thing I knew I had a backpack with a pencil case on my way to Bronx School of Science — I had one funny experience, I was sat at the back of a classroom next to quite a pretty girl, and eventually she was like, “So dude what’s your deal, man?” And I was like, “Do you want to know my secret? I’m actually Spider-Man.” And she was like, “Dude, you’re nuts, man. You are nuts.” I was like, “No, seriously, I’m actually an actor, I’m British and I’m playing Spider-Man.” And she didn’t believe me.